*prequel movie* What's that kids' name over there? That kid? I don't know but he's good with a tool and fancy with his sneakers.

In contention for the worst roster member of all time

Sneakers O'Krool #VideoEdits #DonkeyKong

Peak Pong Peril, Otr of the Peak, Harukaze Peak, and the Peak Next Door I shall never forget any of you ;___;

🎶”I ain’t takin’ my kick~pads off! I am Grippers o’Toole!”🎶

That’s da freakin’ Jaker.

taxes: filed

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

happy easter

That first episode of Akane-banashi immediately proving it has the sauce art-wise. Will have to keep watching but it’s off to a great start and the OP is lovely too

What’s wrong with me? You have AI psychosis I want a second opinion! You’re out of tokens

the 50 bucks and a lighter saga of edits is really good but this was what got me into reading kagurabachi

Well that’ll be no more Narita Taishin runs for a while, can’t have me throwing away runs because you can’t win when you should babe, back to the bench you go

im sorry i hate that i keep coming here to beg for help but im at my limit. you literally have to be in some amount of debt to survive in this country. if you’re able to send something or even share this around its appreciated. anything helps ko-fi.com/kingsleepyhead #boost #help #smallartist

cowbop beboy

CAP AS IN PEAK

“BRODYQUEST (No Kings but Brody)” by God’s Hate ft. Neil Cicierega blaring out as Brody King enters for a World title match would change the trajectory of American politics for decades

Today’s the day folks, when we find out that both Smiling Friends AND Chainsaw Man are still alive and kicking

the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store

The Yoinky Sploinky at the Oinky Doink

The Yoinky Sploinky at the Oinky Doink

They’re drawing Umas at the art museum today

Behold the power of the Cheeky Ten-Pull

vovod

Both sides of this deal coming off worse after all is said and done?

They never drew a dime, but they did draw a check!

The *last* lost episode. We did it, folks.

If Toni’s out, it’s time to give the big gold to Willow, let her run that division and let the pop be ginormous

new one piece chapter goes crazy

They just resurrected the most ancient beast in Baki the Grappler and our hero Baki will need to watch out with this beast on the prowl. Every fighter will be lining up for their chance to tangle with this animal. Find out what will happen never because I’m lying

I SPLIT THAT SHIT SEVEN WAYS TO GUARANTEE COMPLETION OF ALL ADAPTATIONS OF KAGURABACHI, AKANE-BANASHI, ICHI THE WITCH, KINATO’S MAGIC, HARUKAZE MOUND, OTR OF THE FLAME, AND PING-PONG PERIL

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable.

I had two Baja Blast gimlets, I guess, each with a shot-and-a-half of gin and lemme tell y'all I am floating in the best way possible rn

Canonically Bandido lost that match because he could not hit the Psycho Driver

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfUX... timeless video

This match can only end after a UFO/Psycho Driver/Barry White Driver/curb stomp combo

Ey yo wrestlefans, you ain't seen me for a while. It's Super Dragon, back in full effect. And I'm telling you, baby; they got the All Elites Wrestling, and I'm coming back for the Revolution.

oh AEW what the fuck are you doing

Big Justice, The Rizzler, and Wayne Brady for King of Trios

Feel like I’ve said it a hundred times but today’s chapter gonna make me say it again, Akane-banashi is actually not a rakugo manga, but a pro wrestling one

Ladies and gentlemen, today is Sicko Sunday, a Sunday For The Sickos

ME: The Fine Bros with their cocks in casts after they practiced fucking in the mountains. THE EVIL VERSION OF HBOMBERGUY THAT LIVES IN MY HEAD: Going back to the Hand Shakers well, are we, Despy? Getting desperate for those [dks] numbers, are we, DESPY?!

Cecil Nyx calling back to his most viral spot to save his former partner/rival from a door spot, followed by said partner using that opening to win the match and the top belt is what the kids call 'kino' and 'cinema' @mysterywrestling.bsky.social #MysteryWrestling22

It will almost assuredly never get the credit it deserves, but what @eviluno.bsky.social and @mysterywrestling.bsky.social are building is incredible. Consistently the funniest and most groundbreaking promotion going.

ONE A FREE PULL ECLIPSE, THE OTHER A LONG-SHOT STAR BUT THE SHOT WAS STEPH CURRY’S, I’M THE GOAT BAYBAY

It’s so awesome that Bluesky’s literal favorite activity is being super-weird about pro wrestling like we aren’t about to rename it the United Sickos of America

Oracle's Loracle Ellacle downplays soft PINGAS apocalypse frreerrs: 'We think the SaaS-SaaS-SSSaaaaaaSSS SaaSpacalSaas applies to MAMA LUIGI, but not THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK'