Male Loneliness Epidemic is the name of my HBO miniseries where I suck weenie like they might make it illegal at any second and explore the mysterious vibes that come with filling your lungs with semen instead of air. Ten episodes of the most elite cocksucking ever put to film.

"i'm off so many tylenol extra strength rapid release gels right now that shorty caught autism just from suckin me off"

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

The Alfred monologue in The Batman is a really powerful piece of writing and acting, "You needed a father and all you had was me" is a sledgehammer of a line that perfectly encapsulates Alfred's character.

One of the many things The Batman gets right about the characters and setting is its understanding of how the Gotham City Police Department is corrupt and rotten even by the standards of American police departments and the only cop with any integrity is Jim Gordon.

fall means scarves and sweaters!

they've spent the past week talking about how you're not allowed to be mean to President Deals anymore. they've brought it up at every opportunity. the DHS put out a statement that it's a national security issue. bull fucking shit, dude.

I really need you guys to internalize this. Government and corporations ripped Kimmel off the air for lightly badmouthing their behavior. Coordinated pushback by us is what forced them to cave in and put Kimmel back on air. Again. The fascists caved in *due to coordinated pushback.*

Called my mom to jokingly thank her for all the Tylenol she took while pregnant with me, she laughed and then said she doesn't think she took any at the time. Kind of feels like another hole in this new narrative but whatever.

i had fun #undertale

The President sounds like this all the time these days and is clearly non compos mentis but it just gets a pass from Congress, from the courts, from the media, from Wall Street, from every institution, because it's Trump.

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Did nobody at any rung of the ladder have the thought "Isn't this going to open us up to a lawsuit from the Tylenol company?"

I wonder which sectors of the administration got the advance notice to make some mysterious investments.

Reminder that autism isn't a disease and has existed before Tylenol Reminder that RFK Jr is a LAWYER, he has financial incentive to use his position to grift and rake in profits via litigation He isn't stupid, he's a greedy eugenicist and this is purposeful I'm so fucking tired

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

It'd be hilarious if Small Paul thought he could do any damage to Cena's Hollywood career by letting Lesnar squash him, the American film industry does not think about pro wrestling at all.

"IDF whistleblowers have described orders to open fire on Gazan civilians including children with live bullets and artillery ... 'We're killing their wives, their children, their cats, their dogs,' one IDF officer said earlier this year. 'We're destroying their houses and pissing on their graves.'"

I'm not sure how to read this in any way other than "Small Paul rewarding a guy who participated in sex trafficking with his father-in-law because he thinks it's funny".

The apparent success of the boycott in defence of an incredibly wealthy white man, who has an extensive resources, cannot be where y’all put down your pitchforks. Take the win, turn the momentum to the defence of Mahmoud Khalil. Free speech, right?

Your reminder that Trump is unpopular and his regime isn't some unsinkable battleship but a clown car with tank treads.

Disney has backed down, but there's no evidence that Sinclair or Nexstar have learned their lesson. If you haven't already done so, check the links in the thread below for stations in your area. Find the advertisers and let them know you're boycotting them until they remove ads from these stations.

disney after seeing that $6 billion loss this weekend

I gotta say that I didn't expect it to be this easy, "number go down" is the most powerful weapon in the modern world.

Say what you want, but in the age of forums and message boards, internet trolls were way more creative than they are now.

Sex With a Man

It's weird to explain this to non-wrestling fans, but: Right now in the US, there are two national pro wrestling companies, and the publicly traded one is bear-hugging Trump, while the one that is independently owned by a single billionaire nepo baby is frequently gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.

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Sometimes I try to put my ideal world into words but invariably it just ends up sounding like what Roger Waters wrote in the early 1980s so here's the relevant excerpt from The Gunner's Dream.

I am glad that there is more mainstream recognition of Palestine's legitimacy but it doesn't amount to much if the global north isn't willing to take action to stop the killing (e.g. cutting funding to Israel and no longer providing their military with weapons).

I'm 54 episodes into the 74-episode anime Monster and the protagonist is just now about to start looking like he does in the intro, according to the next episode preview.

Quick sketch before bed.

So clearly this is a fake account but also this was part of my Toy Story 5 pitch two years ago

oh damn, the pretty obvious thing every tech person who didn't have a financial incentive to lie has been saying for two years?

DC characters are so obviously more interesting than Marvel characters - generally speaking - that it amuses me to no end that we all just collectively forgot that fact until they made the first good Superman movie in over forty years.

Laughing my ass off imagining Tim Burton's Blood Meridian starring Johnny Depp as Judge Holden

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

[on an episode of Cocks & Cumming] RAFI: So we agree that Adam Sandler is slinging a cannon down there, right? BENNY: For sure, dude, the Sandman has the yummiest cock in Hollywood. RAFI: Imagine getting slapped by that circumcised leviathan. BENNY: Fuck me, I'm gonna cum.

ME: You can't just go around calling Hitler the n-word while impregnating him through the butt. HARRY POTTER: Yes I can, and I did, which is why I'm in prison now. ME: *putting my hand on the glass* I miss you. HARRY POTTER: I miss splorching in Hitler's boypussy!

Jimmy Fallon be having SEX with men!

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

I'm so glad that people are turning up the heat but it is objectively very funny that the thing that made people go "Nah, fuck this" was trying to take JImmy Kimmel off the air.