Bill Belicheat and the Cheatriots are deflating the balls of the Fine Bros! Benny and Rafi are doing hella lines of coke off of Tom Brady's cock. I don't have a joke or anything clever, I just wanted to put the Deflatriots in the Fineverse.

My ★★★ review of The Young Master (1980) on @letterboxd.social : boxd.it/deiaDN

Hell's Kitchen episode about the chefs who broke their arms practicing in the mountains

I haven't seen most of Tyler Perry's movies (his work simply does not call to me) so this FD Signifier video is a lot of stuff that is entirely new to me, and from my admittedly limited perspective, it seems like Tyler Perry just straight up hates himself.

You don't even have to be talented or successful for people to glaze you, you can be a five-foot-nothing rapist sent by a more powerful rapist to kill the cruiserweight division in his wrestling company for the 10th time & people will worship you if you give them permission to be their worst selves.

Asking this again because no one answered me the first time: do trans men get to choose how big their penis is?

Coming out as a sapiosexual to satisfy my public humiliation fetish #LastTrueBaller

Fuck yeah, I've been waiting for this one! Shame that it's not getting a theatrical release but at least people will actually see it (I will save you one day, Wolfwalkers, I promise).

remember when EA was considered a big enough deal to be included in these kinds of things

It doesn't matter what kind of mood I'm in, I can throw on almost any track from Protomen Act III and instantly I'll be like "I'm so glad that I'm alive, being alive kicks ass"

I'm not surprised that the WWF loyalists talk the way they do about Janel Grant considering they also talk about Martha Hart like that.

america is a place where the president illegally demolishes the economy for a year before the wizard council decides he wasn’t supposed to do that

The XBox century of humiliation is karmic justice set in place by the forces that govern the universe in retribution for the death of Rare.

I highly recommend the Wonder Man miniseries, it's leagues better than any other MCU Disney+ show and it might be the best MCU project period that wasn't directed by Gunn or Coogler. It's completely different from anything else in the MCU, not a single action set piece.

I'm three episodes into Wonder Man, I put it off for a bit because I assumed it would be just like every other MCU show but they actually seem to be doing something different here and I dig it.

Please look at this picture of Baby Smormu.

Here's Wiegel RTing a Trump stooge saying "why are we investigating this ranch owned by the world's most famous pedophile" downplaying the nightmares suffered by these girls over all those years.

Do you think that DC is aware of the fact that the Absolute universe is the biggest boon they've had in decades

Tim Buckley is getting fucked in the ass & mouth by the Fine Bros! Buckley is moaning in bliss as Benny yells "IS THIS LOSS?" with each thrust & Rafi wiggles his prehensible dick in the back of Buckley's throat. This sexual liaison is already being called the 9/11 of dickfucking.

I think that it kicks ass that even as a perma top guy Swerve still has darkness in his heart that can only be satiated through bloodshed

THEY MUST HAVE GOT AMNESIA, THEY FORGOT SWERVE WAS HIM

CAN YOU OPEN YOUR EYES? SEE THE BLOOD'S ON THE GROUND? CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM CALLING OUT?

Minions Mario 3 is being developed under the working title Bowser's Blasted Boner, sources indicate that the film will be ninety minutes of Bowser screaming "UUUUUUUUUNGH! UUUUUUUUUUGH!! 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

George Lucas gave a rare interview to the press today, saying that he had to set the record straight on Yoda's sexuality: "It is ridiculous and antithetical to my original vision of Star Wars to imply that Yoda doesn't fuck hella men."

You guys need to stop buying the WWE 2K games, where do you think that money is going?

CEOs Never Cum

this is why we don’t comply in advance. relatedly, this is why i am irate at every children’s hospital that cancelled their gender affirming care programs without a fight. when you have the law and the facts on your side you especially have to fight back.

Film bros when you say your favorite movie is Thomas and the Magic Railroad and not a low-budget science-fantasy film from 1977 about a young orphan living on a desert planet

I actually think we should make fun of you if your favorite movie is Surfs Up

Why the fuck is Disney not paying this woman's bills in perpetuity?

A Letterboxd mutual of mine is taking the challenge that I once took, wish him well.

Time for Mayor Mamdani to live up to his campaign promises and ensure care is kept safe for New York trans kids. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @mayor.nyc.gov

THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it? GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham. NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,

Oh, by the way, if you want to participate in the Despys fanpoll, DM me with your favorite movie of 2025! As always, you can change your answer any time before March 1st, all I ask is that you be honest.

Guy who doesn’t race sled dogs and never intends to: Ididn’tarod

The Fine Bros have been arrested for their latest video, Our Cum Reacts To Getting Smacked Around. It sounds whimsical, but it actually depicts the Bros bringing two children in front of the camera and then violently beating them while repeatedly yelling "THESE ARE OUR CHILDREN!"

Vinland Saga is an excellent, excellent anime that goes in a shockingly unexpected direction after the first season, I highly recommend it.

*Peter Lorre voice* NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THE FINE BROS DEFINE BROS

Me throwing semen on a priest: "Take my yuck upon you"

Is pro wrestling the only field where people can be bad at their jobs and people will be like "Don't be rude, you can't expect them to be good at their job" when someone points it out?

Godzilla Minus One is the first Godzilla film to hit a million watches on Letterboxd!

If the dems want to win in 2028 they should run drilary winton

Changing my name to The Funky Bunch and tugging pud

The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💖🌲 #zelink #zelda #リンゼル #totk #botw

There's something wrong here, Like this whole city wants to scream, but no one makes a sound.

Me seeing all of my mutuals talk about how hilarious Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie is, knowing that it's not playing anywhere near me and instead I have to see Wuthering Heights tomorrow.