HARRY POTTER: 'Allo, it's me, the boy what lived, 'Arry Po'ah! I'm about to 'ave my most fantastical adventure yet- PROTOMEN DR. WILY: *runs him over doing 120 MPH in his 1983 Cadillac Eldorado* 🎵THIS CITY NEVER STOOD A CHANCE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT🎵

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Jake Gyllenhaal accused of pounding Tommy Tallarico in his woo-woo ass

we never found out if he enjoyed food that wasn’t made by a rat or his mother

James Cameron Net Worth $1.1 billion dollars. Amount he's given through Avatar Foundation grants: $660,000. That is $0.06 of his wealth that he gives to the environment and sometimes Indigenous people, when he feels like it. Yep.

He doesn't lift Native voices. He doesn't help Natives tell their stories. He doesn't cast Native actors. His wealth predicates on our exploitation. History will not look kindly on him. The irony that Cameron is the colonizer in his own Indigenous alien fantasy.

The first year's worth of themes for It Came From The Popcorn Parlor!

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Ideological diversity mandates in Hollywood result in the 2028 Best Picture line-up including It's Worse Not To Be Racist Actually (Daily Wire original), Charlie Kirk Cumming In His Own Ass (AI generated), and Zack Snyder's Justice League Part 2 (AI generated).

"You won't believe what happens next!" - Dhar Mann seconds before giving Master Chief a prostate orgasm

"The Bros were made for fuckin', and fuckin''s what they'll do, one of these days the Bros are gonna cum all over you." - brand new song about the Fine Bros

Hello to all of you who have followed me for It Came From The Popcorn Parlor! I'm thrilled to have you here, but be warned, I say some really weird shit sometimes.

John Hughes went off with "Keep the change, ya filthy animal."

In the first draft Marley told Scrooge “You will be haunted by three spirits, and a giant dancing octopus from another dimension." Maybe Dickens’ editors were right that the interdimensional octopus felt out of place. But I still feel something very beautiful was lost.

It’s been a rough year. Right now we’re somewhat stable but Christmas is the last thing on our minds so if anyone feels like sending some money to a broke trans girl for Christmas I would not say no

Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.

Wrong fucking Vince.

I'm so used to seeing YouTubers get sponsored by, like, VPNs and meal kits, that it takes me the fuck out when I see the dumbest video I've ever seen in my life being sponsored by massive law firm Morgan & Morgan.

You can very clearly see why someone whose job it is to protect war criminals would need this pulled from the airwaves: It’s visible proof the Trump administration is operating concentration camps.

This tells me that those year-long non-competes don't hold up under the slightest bit of scrutiny.

It Was Just An Accident definitely deserves some Oscar nods in the acting categories, especially considering that most of the supporting cast were first-timers, but the Academy is all about nominating famous white people so that's not likely.

It Was Just An Accident has fourteen tentative nominations in thirteen categories for the fifth annual Despys, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, Best Sound, and two nominations in Breakout Performance (Over 16).

Starting next month: IT CAME FROM THE POPCORN PARLOR! Basically, I'll reach into my long list of movies I've given a high rating and recommend three that I think deserve more attention. Anyone who wants to play along can watch one, or two, or all three if you want.

I got someone in my mentions accusing me of entitlement for gauging interest in a fun thing I was thinking about doing so I think this happened to me.

bluesky: there is no notification when your post is promoted to the Discover tab me: then how will I know if it happened full legal names with no avatars: you posted "happy winter!" but I don't like winter, also it's summer in Australia, whatever happened to critical thinking bluesky: you'll know

Please do not purchase Luck be a Landlord on Xbox. I will be making a $10,000 donation to The Palestine Children's Relief Fund to (hopefully) help offset the revenue the game has generated for Microsoft.

BENNY: I'm coming over to record the next fifty-seven episodes of Cocks & Cumming, you better not be spraying the place with jizz when I get there. RAFI:

So I've got this idea about doing a small amount of monthly movie recommendations, stuff that people generally haven't seen, but I'm only gonna do it if I can get some people to commit to doing it.

What exactly caused the famous wrestling journalist to start hate watching wrestling matches

Literally what is he talking about? What curfew? Where?

Dana saw all the fanart of Amity being furious about not getting to see Titan Luz in person and knew she had to correct it.

New print for Sac Anime! #theowlhouse

These gifs are getting out of hand

Genuinely really glad that we're getting a reprieve of at least four years from this horseshit.

minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here

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The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.

Just putting it out there that CMLL is the oldest wrestling company in the world that's still active, founded in 1933, and consistently has higher attendance on average than every other wrestling company in the world for their Friday shows, and sold over 1 million tickets this year, all without WWE!

To the social media manager running this account: is it everything you dreamed of?

"Why the fuck is your Harry Potter single-mindedly obsessed with impregnating Hitler?" I don't know, why are my Fine Bros consumed with homosexual lust at all times in all situations? My art speaks for itself and it knows when to shut the fuck up.

"Cumming in Hitler and making him pregnant with my bastard child, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby" - Harry Potter, unprompted, at a charity drive for sick children

The Fine Bros were heard to remark "Wow, she's good!"

GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEEERE

His meow used to sound like a Pokémon. Now I only hear it sometimes

"I'm the man with the nameless boner!" - The Man With The Nameless Boner

Winter Samus and Lil' Metroid

Once again feeling the need to go to bat for LITTLE AMÉLIE OR THE CHARACTER OF RAIN, the best animated film of 2025, do not be fooled by the title or the fact that the protagonist is a toddler, the movie is unambiguously aimed at adults.

I think one of the reasons that Kevin Nash never shuts up is that he was tired of being the "ARGH MY QUAD" guy.

It's your birthday, Duane.

If ANY Republican starting with Nixon had met with the business end of consequences for their actions in office, Trump wouldn't have happened.