Eyewitness video from the scene of today's ICE shooting in California appears to (you guessed it) contradict officials' claims that the man "weaponized" his vehicle. The car is reversing and the agents appear to be well clear of it.

This za feel like heroin! This heroin feel like za!

I asked ChatGPT to explain the appeal of Simpsons porn and it said "You wouldn't get it."

NEW — Iran had already presented a 10-point plan. Then Trump wakes up today and threatens to blow up Iran's "whole civilization" if they don't bend. And then, just an hour before his deadline, he announces a ceasefire, citing Iran's "workable" 10-point plan.

fuck this fucking fuck straight into the sea for turning war crimes into a reality show

Oddly I do feel way better now but this entire fucking regime needs to see the inside of a cage.

Movie ages better every day

And yeah I'm gonna call Trump a faggot, I'm gay, he deserves worse than to be referred to with harsh language but it's all I can do from where I am.

This fucking faggot made us wait ten and a half hours for him to covertly declare he was manipulating the stock market.

Declaring your intention to destroy an entire civilization and then making that civilization and the rest of the world wait over ten hours to see what the fuck you're about to do is a form of terrorism I'd never considered.

The Pac-Land Experience

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.

"Illumination give me the Smash Bros movie" as if it wouldn't just be Mario and Sonic punching each other in the head like Frye vs Takayama while Sonic's human rather gets heinously assfucked by George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse.

Kind of humbling to see the raw sketches of the best to ever do it.

"I asked chatgpt--" yeah well i asked my friend joe and i asked my friend jake and they said it was fhqwhgads

not enough of you are doing this shit

The Godfather was on TV so of course I had to sit down and watch it, it truly has the same effect on me that Parasite does, you can't take your eyes off of it.

Why the fuck is Sneakers O'Toole a meme now

Just sitting entirely on top of her.

Oskar Kokoshka was really good "guy who sucks" representation.

I'm the guy that pronounces "antelope" like "Penelope"

It would have been a really good April Fools bit for me to do my regular Fine Bros tweets but with the Property Brothers instead.

House music remix of Winter Wonderland with a bass drop accompanied by a sample of David Attenborough saying "Winter is the time for breeding".

“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..” Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.

House music remix of Winter Wonderland with a bass drop accompanied by a sample of David Attenborough saying "Winter is the time for breeding".

Going gamping (gay camping) with my guncle (gay uncle)

Thompson's new outfit

fluffy bunnies guytora for easter #dccomics

Ursula Le Guin on Harry Potter: "...stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited.”

learned yesterday that the Sea Monster Ate My Ice Cream episode of ducktales was like 9/11 for hungarian children

Good name for a rat: Ratjamin

I Staple Tapeworms On My Penis (Taylor's Version)

The McAfee thing is funny for many reasons but one that I haven't seen anyone bring up is that the only wrestler who's allowed to benefit from it (at the expense of the younger guys, even!) is a pedophilic racist who has been main eventing in the company for over twenty years.

I have a really distinct childhood memory of being on the bus to school and seeing a bunch of Buckingham Palace guards surrounding a large snapping turtle. I don't know if I dreamed it or if I just misinterpreted what I was looking at.

"SO GET IN THERE AND MAKE SURE THERE'S SOME PUSSY LEFT FOR ME" - unknown philosopher of the internet age

PUMPING BLOOD THROUGH THEIR VEINS, REACHING UP TO CLIMB OUT OF THE GRAVE.

原作見ながら紅魔郷霊夢描いてみた。 #illustration #博麗霊夢 #東方project #東方紅魔郷

Starting to suspect that some people are simply unaware of the fact that there are movies in existence that aren't based on video games.

I did not go into Minions Mario 2 expecting a masterpiece, I expected something on par with the first one which I also didn't like and I didn't even get that, the experience of watching Minions Mario 2 was, for me, more upsetting than the experience of watching Human Centipede 1.

But I know a hero will come.

This is absurd.

The terrible writing and pacing in Minions Mario 2 turns Bowser into a Joe Rogan/Gavin Newsom figure, in that he appears to completely adopt the values and worldview of whoever is currently talking to him.

HANDS OF SKIN, HANDS OF BONE-- AND A VOICE LIKE A FIRE!!!