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from the moment it was founded activists and human rights watchdogs have warned that DHS was constructed to be an almost unaccountable private paramilitary force at the president's sole disposal.

The Fine Bros have returned to the stage of cocksucking! Benny and Rafi have started a new political movement named "Put Your Wangs In Our Mouths" where they beg like dogs until you choke them with your penises. To the person that got a boner reading this: shame on you!

For God so loved the world that he FREAKED IT!!!!!!

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The Fine Bros are back and they're shooting guns at the Secret Service for free! Secret Service Agents React To Being Given Free Bullets has accumulated three hundred thousand views in three hours and has earned the Bros a FIFA Peace Prize nomination.

I have seen some ire and sarcasm directed toward it recently so I'll make my stance on the matter known: the Akira bike slide is still cool and it should be in even more animated works (and live action ones too).

Can somebody explain to me why the US has been so desperate to invade Iran for decades and decades, it cannot possibly be as simple and stupid as "oil" and/or "Israel wants us to"

I will not be seeing the stupid He-Man movie in theaters while there is still a chance it might flop miserably

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Well, obviously. I think I called this over a year back, and certainly since Tron flopped. He's got serious allegations about him - not counting a black cloud of rumours - and is not a draw, and has been minimised in publicity. People will see it *in spite* of him being there.

I mean it sure looks like we wasted billions and many lives and lots of diplomatic credibility for nothing, but at least we can be sure those 160 schoolgirls won’t build a nuke

Never meet your heroes.

Definitely feels like some mistakes were made with regards to Cannes when most of the really exciting stuff this year wasn't in competition.

The only people that the fed has ever pushed as "the guy", starting with Hogan, that could actually work were Bret and Austin.

New characters about to debut on my Tomodachi Life island, please be excited

You cannot design a female character in a way that will prevent her from being sexualized. You can't. It's not possible. Somebody was erroneously told that BB-8 from Star Wars was a girl and he drew him with a fleshlight port. It's fucking stupid, but that's our reality.

I don't usually find Trump funny, he's too dangerous, but I DO get a lot of amusement out of him very transparently hating his own sons.

I MAY NOT BE THE HERO THEY NEED, BUT GOD, I CAN STILL BE A MAN.

As expected, Fjord is this year's Palme d'Or winner! Cristian Mungiu will be taking home his second Palme d'Or, having won his first one nineteen years ago for the masterpiece that is 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

hey everyone wanna see what a manufactured hate campaign is shaped like???

What do we think happened here, did someone from the fedosphere try to manufacture some bad PR for AEW by pretending to call AAW on their behalf or did something even dumber happen?

What is going on here.

new "indictment of American society presented as human interest" article just dropped

Was just on the phone with my mom trying to explain the concept of "Jabba the Hutt's muscular English-speaking good guy son voiced by Jeremy Allen White" and she told me that her brain couldn't picture or even process it.

Me when I am watching a show I like but the main characters are the main characters

I am starting a new charity called Kars 4 Fuckin Douche Bags where you give me your car & I give you $10 & then use most of the profits from selling the car to fund wars in the Middle East & the remainder goes to a steel worker from New York who says "ahh fuck this, what da fuck"

Every penny you spend on WWF tickets and video games goes to shit like this, by the way.

Attention... 💕

Two types of people...

Chilling #ゴジラ #Godzilla #Godzillafanart #Mothra #Mothzilla

There are powerful, well-connected, well-funded people in this country, today, who are deliberately, strategically, using the idea of a woman being made "uncomfortable" by the presence of a trans person to plot the removal of that woman's right to abortion, contraception, and divorce.

I'll give Mandalorian and Grogu one thing: seeing Sigourney Weaver in the X-Wing pilot uniform feels right on a cosmic level. I'm not made of stone.

Mandalorian and Grogu has some of the funniest stunts casting of all time, Jeremy Allen White as Jabba the Hutt's buff English-speaking son? Fucking Martin Scorsese as a weird alien vendor with four arms? What the hell is that about?

yeah man did you hear? the guy casting shadows in plato's allegory of the cave got cancelled for casting problematic shadows. yeah its really fucked up especially given that the shadows cast on the wall of the cave are basically the same thing as real things outside of the cave

Last night I had a dream that Ryan Coogler did an interview where he said that Smoke and Stack were originally named Tick and Tock (The Ticktock Twins) and they even filmed Sinners with those names but had to dub them to Smoke and Stack after the studio got mad at them.

Had a vision of a Pokemon competitor called Strokeycock where the brand spokesman is John C. Reilly and he says stuff like "Yeah, Strokeycock is pretty cool, you collect monsters and then you go home and touch your own wiener, you know."

Holy shit, my friend @jeymccreight.bsky.social was beaten nearly to death on the street by a transphobe who recognized him from his LGBTQ advocacy. He started a GoFundMe to aid in his recovery gofund.me/9328f91f2

Starting to feel like I did Gooseworx a favor by not watching TADC past the second episode.

say what you will about the many ways in which it is very bad (i certainly will) but pokemon is like the only big children's franchise from when i was a kid that is like. still genuinely for kids. kids be loving pikachu in all decades

Kitten falls asleep mid-complaint: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/iry1...

Had a vision of a Pokemon competitor called Strokeycock where the brand spokesman is John C. Reilly and he says stuff like "Yeah, Strokeycock is pretty cool, you collect monsters and then you go home and touch your own wiener, you know."

Bad news for all the tech idiots and newspaper nerds of the internet: pocket-protected scientists have determined that the "GPT" in "ChatGPT" stands for "Gay Penis Turmoil", which means that if you use it, not only are you gay, but you can't even enjoy being gay.

Is It Possible For My 107-Year-Old Grandma To 100% Super Mario 64 With A Vibrator Up Her Ass? (Yes)

Hey remember how Michael Bay's horrible treatment of Megan Fox--when she was underage AND after she quit his films as an adult--got completely brushed aside by folks cause "Ambulance and Pain & Gain were good, he is an AUTEUR"? The dude has never hidden what a shitbird he is

The Fine Bros have been spotted in Zanzibarland just straight up beating soldiers to death with their penises. "They can do that," their lawyer has assured me.