Say what you will about Myles Mackenzie - the collective internet has absolutely flanderized this character before he's even had a chance to exist. I guarantee that whatever he does in the actual game will not be even 10% as annoying as the persona gamers have invented in their heads.

This aged me a thousand years

Post your fave Star Trek character, wrong answers only

SANDA is Yurikuma Arashi but it's about Santa Claus instead of bears, no I will be taking no further questions

staying up late on Christmas Eve finally pays off

FWIW, the trailer Nintendo just posted today gives the impression that you have a rotating cast of sidekicks throughout the game, so let's not immediately spell doom for Prime 4 based on one of them being Lester the Unlikely. There are surely many other tropey archetypes we'll get to hang out with!

My experience with most Pokémon games without fail is defined by three tenets 1) one really amazing enhancement to the gameplay that makes the entry worth the time I spent 2) several very good ideas buried beneath undercooked development and unknowable corporate capitulation 3) Gengar

Frodo & Sam ⭐️ by me

yo dawg

Talking about that terrible 'glow' effect so many modern anime character designs have - it really is hitting me how in this Spice and Wolf screenshot Holo's head just looks like a fucking lightbulb

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

shoutout to lesbians #PokemonLegendsZA

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

Now just one more year and we can celebrate the 10th anniversary of Trüllbus the Crime Eater

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

It's the Industrial Revolution up in the gaming world, so much steam

YEYEYEYEYE

me waking up every day to the crushing weight of authoritarianism staring from outside my door (slay queen)

HE MR GAY They moved the 6th star to the L technically but fuck you it's inside of the A. They did not fix it. He Mr Gay. I will take no further amendments.

im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders

Awful.

I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history

Toy Story Abortion Joker Wonder Woman Spider-Man Old MacDonald Finger Family

Michigan J. Sword

Gura Gu Ra Gu+Ra Ra+Gu aR+Gu H aR e + Gu u

welcome to the SBC we have evil gay women #PokemonLegendsZA

Hey Sakurai, a cool thing you should convince Nintendo to do is let us continue to use the Air Riders demo app to play offline races/City Trial with bots once the test drive event is over. That's fun enough on its own and would tide us over. Would be super cool of you.

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

don't frick with rick

Some animator at Science Saru really likes battle clashes using legs/feet. And they are correct. It's dope.

woke-free institutions

I think about this all the time. The lengths that retail workers are mandated to be hospitable and helpful. Y'all, listen. Customers don't care about that. You hate it here. I hate it here. We are understood. I do not mind if you don't cater to my every whim. I am here to shop - not to socialize.

Kirby Air Riders' City Trial is just as chaotic as you remember and infinitely more

don't frick with rick

I forgot I ordered this lmao Metroid can't crawl? No need. Metroid can bike.

Old media wasn't free of "woke shit". They just came out before people learned the word and anyway for most of this ilk the word "woke" doesn't mean 'progressive politics', it means 'thing that I hate'.

Witch from Mercury x Utena #gwitch #gundam #utena #rgu #crossover #fanart #art #sulemio #gundam #witchfrommercury #thewitchfrommercury #sulettamercury #miorinerembran #digitalart #mobilesuitgundam #smallartist #illustration

That's schmoyoho, accent on the 'yo'! Autotune the News was fun in Obama times but IMO tapered away at the perfect juncture when the state of politics was getting less cute and more dire. What a time to bring it back.

Some exec at Crunchyroll looked at their entire catalog; which includes the likes of Takopi's Original Sin, Apocalypse Hotel, Brave Bang Bravern, Skip and Loafer, **Bocchi the Rock** and thought "You know what needs a dub? Fruitmaster." I'm tired, chat. So, so, tired.

JUST IN: California has adopted Prop 50, the Democratic plan to redistrict the state, according to CNN. They called it as soon as polls closed.