Security dragged out the first fan I threw in the ring so I beat them up and tried again. Persistence pays off.

If I had a nickel for every time I was booked against the IWTV champions, joked I was going to just shoot win the titles and had the promoter change the match just in case, I would have like $0.20 which is kind of a lot. Anyway, they lost the title so now the match might actually happen.

Hook it to my veins

I feel a little responsible for this guy getting banned for life

Wrestling reviews be like “this was terrible, 8 out of 10” and “this may have been the best match I’ve ever seen, 8 out of 10”

In space no one can hear you slut They let my lovely partner wear a Space Sluts shirt for one show while playing Eddie in Rocky Horror.

Holding Frank-N-Furter like a baby

Watch the madness that is this youtu.be/_kCkHeTt_Js?...

He was an Ass Blaster Now he is just a bastard

Serious wrestling

Wrestling is VERY serious and it is VERY real

Saw the dress rehearsal for Rocky Horror that my partner is playing Eddie in last night. Everyone was so good but the guy playing Rocky had the best portrayal of a guy with two brain cells that occasionally bonk into each other I have ever seen.

Falls Count Anyone.

Referee kicks out at 2! #MysteryWrestling19 The FULL REPLAY is available NOW on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

Cecil Nyx vs Mercedes Mone in 12 consecutive matches for each of the titles individually. I might be able to win a few.

Thanks again for watching Mystery Wrestling and allowing me to put all my weird ideas into reality.

My opening quote about me thinking I was wrestling AEW MVP was legit. It didn’t even seem like an unusual suggestion.

Holy shit 😂 the ref counting the pin while being pinned #MysteryWrestling19 🤼 www.twitch.tv/EvilUno @mysterywrestling.bsky.social

lol, @cecilnyx.bsky.social's plan to pin the cameraman backfires! #MysteryWrestling19 🤼 www.twitch.tv/EvilUno @mysterywrestling.bsky.social

GENIUS!! 😂 @cecilnyx.bsky.social covers MVP in dead security guards and brings in a random kid from the crowd to pin #MysteryWrestling19 🤼 www.twitch.tv/EvilUno @mysterywrestling.bsky.social

This was 6pm on a Sunday. Fuck all the way off.

MATCH 5 OF #MysteryWrestling19 MONSTERS BALL MATCH for the MLW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Abadon vs. KRULE WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/7R0XtJJ... #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

For da children

Sometimes even I don’t know what the fuck is happening on Mystery shows

Special bonus; holding people I’ve wrestled like a baby with Beef Wellington

Holding people I wrestle like a baby with Tyler Murphy fka Jolly Roger

Counter point. Mystery Wrestling is way too smart and creative to be AI.

This is gonna be a long weekend

Wanted to check in here to talk about my artwork challenge. I’m at 15 of 31 drawings for #Sketchamania2025 with @cecilnyx.bsky.social being my inspiration for Day 15: Door. Cecil Nyx is awesome and @mysterywrestling.bsky.social is awesome. www.instagram.com/p/DP1K2xTETf...

I randomly wanted to know how tall the cat was. It’s hard to measure a cat

I forgot one boot

I want to do a battle royal in each of these

Am I world famous now?

Cat

I hope Uno books the hole in the ceiling

I think I’m wrestling Past Cecil Nyx

Guy at kareoke found out I was a wrestler and his first questions was “have you ever taken a Canadian Destroyer?” Honestly, one of the better wrestling questions I’ve gotten.

This is actually one of my favorite ridiculous matches I’ve done at Mystery.

I’m shocked I’m not in this. Well not that shocked But also, who in the hell is Cecil February?

Cat

Cat

My millennial complaint is I don’t want to watch 8 episodes of a show that ends on a cliffhanger for a season 2 that comes out in 3 years.

Holding wrestlers like a baby with Allysin Kay

Okay hear me out, gigantic women’s tag tournament. Also each woman can be in 2 different tag teams. Inevitably someone has to wrestle themselves.

Holding people I wrestle like a baby with Jake Manning

You know you guys could literally just ask me if Hangman was Sasquatch or not, right?

Holding wrestlers like a baby with Kip Sabian

I have a garden to salt

I tell him all the time