I think Cecil and Kristara need to team up one more time to get demolished by Bayne and Kross, for funsies

Holding wrestlers like a baby with Riley Rose

Hate at first sight

What if Jericho turns out to be a vampire and goes around biting people to create more vampires for his new Vampire nWo stable that grows out of control, and then PAC reveals he is a secret a Van Helsing, but then we find out Gangrel is the head vampire who bit Jericho? All Out - Gangrel vs PAC

If I booked AEW i would have every title change hands tonight, factions break up, new ones form, fire main eventers, get a general manager and then end the shows with an “April Fools” graphic and never acknowledge any of it ever again

Just once I want a wrestling show to open with them announcing a big grudge match had been called off because they just beat the shit out of each other the night before at the hotel.

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The Letter h

Holding wrestlers like a baby with Marz the Specialist

Sometimes you get spots from watching Whose Line Is It Anyway. I call it “The Letter h”

As good as I thought Stu always way… dude proved I was somehow still under estimating him

We should book a celebrity to wrestle and they just get squashed

Holding wrestler like a baby with TAKA MICHINOKU MOTHERFUCKER #mysterywrestling23

Bathtub cat

Wrestling is art

Just your regular wrestling tale of time travel, death, hidden love, pinning yourself, a messy break up, banishment, a fork lift certification, redemption, bloody kisses and nonsense.

Can we get Afroman on commentary for Mystery?

I still don’t know why I pitched an entire match about singing when I was terrified to sing in front of people. I am very happy with how it turned out though, mostly thanks to everyone else who graciously agreed to be part of it.

I just got outsmarted by my cat

Evil Uno is a wonderful man for saying yes to some of the really weird ideas I throw at him. I finally got my Regular Rules match and I am delighted by how it went.

Tastes like victory

I’m a hero

I spent weeks preparing for that match.

I’m just going to pack my bag and….. oh…. Okay

I’ve been in a match where someone had a seizure. We stopped the match, immediately. Even if we hadn’t, people with medical training rushed to the ring anyway. We handled it the best we could. I honestly can’t comprehend how fucking stupid you have to be to keep going, and especially to move them

If wrestling is fake, then explain THIS

Cat

You can do this? And here I am only using swords when they are legally allowed in a match instead of getting booked new places like an idiot.

Thanks for the support

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Well I passed lather, but I failed rinse. Then I failed repeat too, because it includes rinse, which I don’t think is very fair.

Cat

Every time I see people complain about no selling in wrestling I’m tempted to have a match that is all selling.

The fourth stage of hell

Cat

He’s really gotta stop firing the commentary team after every show

Every wrestling fans needs to watch Crazy Crusher vs Hellstorm at least twice. The first time to experience how insane it is. The second to watch someone else watch it for the first time.

I just think Joe Jobber should be more rural. And say things like “whoa there big shovel, you’re givin’er full pig into the rhubarb”

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Cards are subject to change. TAKA would have been a wild unannounced surprise though. Hell, half the fun are the other wrestlers showing up on show day and finding out who the surprises are.

A wrestler who interferes in every no DQ match. Not because he has any issue with the competitors, he just wants more screen time.

First ever triple DQ in a Three Stages of Hell match

Who is this Tony K. that keeps calling me?

“KENTA did it” is how I talked Eddie Kingston into letting me hold him like a baby.

I kind of want an Ass Blaster vs Space Sluts rematch

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Oh fuck, I thought it was Monday today

A belt collector gimmick but it’s just normal every day belts. He does the Ultimo Dragon pose with all of them while everyone in the venues pants fall down at the same time.