Have I told you about my "make the AEW trios division intergender" agenda?

The Literal Deathmatch

I’m on the Second Last episode of Dark. And what the fuck? I don’t want to spoil anything but I had to make a chart to understand it.

Cat

Evil Uno should have won Booker of the Year

Normal wrestling

Uno please

The most extreme rules in wrestling history.

The show where Uno said he needed something funny, I asked to have a blindfold match against someone with no personality. Thus began the story of Cecil Nyx and London Lightning

I’m actually impressed. Big, half empty parking lot and someone managed to park their car so not a single inch of their car is in an actual parking space.

Big fan of doing these call back spots and just assuming people will get them

As a non football fan, I’m seeing a lot of posts about the Super Bowl but I have no idea who won or was even playing.

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Witness this legendary moment

Every time Uno suggested something insane, I always responded with “Do it, coward”. I’m helping.

Abadon rules

Weird fact. I caught the balcony dive in Invisible Man vs Invisible Stan

Should I print more of these old Cecil Nyx shirts? I just put in a request for more of the door ones but I kinda want these too.

Watching the new Muppet Show. I’ll be honest, I don’t really know who Sabrina Carpenter is.

Had one of those “this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever thought of… I’m going to do it” ideas today

Cat

Sometimes a whole new match idea is born by just misunderstanding the name of an existing match.

Gonna pitch a new “Cecil Nyx win the AEW Men’s World Title” match type I just thought up.

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Adam Bomb. His run as Wraith was wicked.

Big Mystery News day, and Monster Train 2 DLC day. Yay!

I know what the announcement is but I’m still not 100% sure it’s real.

Holding people I wrestle like a baby with Amira

Holding people I wrestle like a baby with Sam Halloway

Jaws will be dropped. Mine already was.

I’m no cat biologist. But there is no way my cat eats enough food to make the amount of poop she expels.

I should start selling holding people like a baby as merch

How to keep shows under 2.5 hours

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Mystery Wrestling really is the best thing.

Finding our Crazy Crusher vs Hell Storm is one of the highest rated matches on Cagematch is hilarious

One of the funniest sitcom things ever is in Malcolm in the Middle when Francis asks how Aunt Helen died and Dewey says “cats ate her face”. So he asks to talk to Hal and Hal says “cats ate her face, ask Dewey he knows more about it”

Gonna try and come up with a match idea that doesn’t require a PhD to understand the rules to.

The trick to everyone is blindfolded matches is to wait until your opponent and the ref put theirs on and then you just don’t.

Cat

I kiss Evil Uno on the forehead a lot

I get so much joy from seeing the faces of people involved in my match trying to process me explaining the match to them.

I think I really captured the spirit of World of Sports

Holding people I’ve Sported Entertained with like a baby, with James Ellis

Three Stages of Hell (Patreon exclusive) Winning the Attack 24/7 title. Inventing the World of Sports Entertainment match. Quite a weekend.

Back in Canada. Can’t wait to go bother my cat.

Cecil Nyx holding Cara Noir like a baby

Holding wrestlers like a baby with Gene Munny

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