Holding wrestlers like a baby with Michael Nakazawa

Made it home. Many more holding wrestlers like baby pictures to come. Wild to see what Mystery Wrestling is becoming. I got some wild ideas to come.

Holding people I’ve wrestled like a baby with Penelope Ford

MATCH 4 OF #MysteryWrestling18 Allison Kay & Marti Belle vs. Penelope Ford & The Bunny WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE: www.twitch.tv/eviluno #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

Junior Benito - “are you drinking vampire blood?” Oh honey child….

Ooo, a touch but fair one. Chris there is no single answer. Some fans respond to my gimmick matches. Others are more impressed with my story telling. Still others by my determination to spend Uno’s money

Here me out. A Mystery Collective. We don’t even announce what promotions are running.

My favorite movie has a low rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Wait… seriously?

This Sunday at Mystery Wrestling we will have the first ever Tiger Free match with a rock by the ring that keeps tigers away. You can buy this rock.

I don’t know if anyone here plays Monster Train 2, but I did this yesterday.

Did you know Cecil Nyx vs Abadon happened at Mystery Wrestling 1? Super pumped for them to come back.

Hell ya, more Mystery and Abadon!

The Long Walk goes on the list of fantastic movies I don’t think I’m going to watch a second time.

I don’t know what Gabby’s Dollhouse but it seems like an insane movie to have as a preview for The Long Walk

Honestly this looks so significantly better than a standard one person Spanish Fly.

Weekend plans

we got her little bat wings. She hates them.

Cat

We Red Greened the shit out of that turnbuckle

Holding people I wrestle like a baby with Azaelle

One of my favorite lines in Futurama.

I’m so happy

Invented another new match type, and found 2 match types to parody. I don’t have to think for like 3 months now

I like my coffee how I like my forest ham. Black.

Yesterday I did a gender reveal wrestling match. Of course my first idea for it was “what if we change who goes over and just see what happens”

Do it, coward

I’ve been paying tribute to Roadblock for like 10 years for literally no reason

Money please

“Hey Earl, here is some swiss cheese and some bullets” - Walter Chang youtu.be/t2cB81qMkdk?...

Flips and Hamburgers would make a great Indy fed name.

Birthday movie #2

Makes me laugh every time

It’s August 23rd and you know what that means

Today is my annual watch Tremors day. I usually watch 1 & 2 but since partner has never seen 4 I think we might do 1 & 4 instead.

Watch Wizard N’ Champions sort of new episode. They have real voice actors now. Also Ross is my step brother so I’m biased on all this. youtube.com/watch?v=SxLz...

Nick

First person to create new life wins? I feel we would lose the twitch channel doing this.

Step one: come up with terrible match ideas Step two: well at least this would a funny part Step three: find a completely unhinged way to take the entire thing off the rails Step four: Uno please let me do this

Bag of cat

Time to finally bust out my “normal rules” match idea

At least he didn’t overreact

Last night at Fighting Back I received easily the coolest fan made thing ever. @admiraljae.bsky.social crocheted an amazing Gonzo the Great and I love him and I made all the other wrestlers shake his little hand. Thank so you much!

Like 24 minutes into part 2 I wrestle myself for about 25 minutes and it becomes hardcore because I’m an idiot.

At what point are the Young Bucks going to have to come out to Faint by Linkin Park on a scratched CD that skips?

Oh god I have to wrestle again tomorrow

Monster Train 2 is the best

Honestly none of us are really sure if Stu actually lost it at the 20 hour mark or the World’s Longest Match or not.

I didn’t think a 30 second clip could so perfectly encapsulate the loss of sanity like this.

Together, we raised $36,900 for the @cancersociety.bsky.social and the match went 21:49:12, BREAKING the WORLD RECORD for the longest professional wrestling match! From the bottom of our hearts, THANK YOU for every donation, for supporting and tuning in! #WorldsLongestMatch 🤼‍♂️

I badly need a picture of clip of Stu wearing 4 boots and doing the Bray Wyatt/Thekla crab walk. I tried to explain it and laughed so hard I cried. I don’t know if I’m still exhausted but it might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.