How to sell a stunner 101 with Cecil Nyx Make it dumb, but unpredictable.

Sad that The Roast of Mystery Wrestling didn’t get nominated for commentator of the year

The #MysteryWrestling 2025 Tag Team of the Year… The Assblasters! WATCH the SHOW: www.twitch.tv/EvilUno www.youtube.com/live/ddszndd... #UnoAwards 🤼‍♂️

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A wrestler called “Mr. Burning Hammer” where his finisher is a Burning Hammer and he only ever tries to do that one move and never hits it once in his entire career.

Moment of the year

I just made a peanut butter and honey sandwich in the air fryer for the first time. It changed me.

I wanna do DDT in 2026

The ending to The Mist. Ya, maybe Thomas Jane got super unlucky and had the army save him seconds after he killed his kid. They left the supermarket because Mrs. Carmody wanted to sacrifice the kid so God would save them. So was it bad timing or was she right and it was divine intervention?

I can’t decide between The Ass Blasters and The Space Sluts

Fun lore. Prisoner Vikton was supposed have a big undefeated run and eventually win the Mystery Title before his escape. Ruined 8 years of Mystery booking.

I just really want Taz to call a match of mine one time to hear if I’m any good at suplexes.

I think Uno needs to have an award for “Worst idea I said no to” and you all can vote on the things we were smart enough to not put on the show.

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Also the first ever Falls Count Anyone match

More blindfold matches

Anyone else ever cook a meal and midway through eating you realize you actually made a completely different meal? Or have I lost it?

Did they not know what the phrase “based on” meant at all?

Going to apply to be head writer

Friends kid said they made me in a video game.

I have questions for @refaubrey.bsky.social based on Mystery refs. If one rips out a page in the rule book, do the things on that page become legal? Does a chair in a pillowcase count as a pillow? Will you take bribes to allow cheating? Is hitting a ref in a blindfold match illegal?

When a security clearance form asks if you, or a family member has ever used sex workers, had an affair or take illicit photos…. This is going to be an awkward phone call to my mother and sister to get dates and how much they spent.

On the topic of terribly stupid things I’ve done in wrestling. There is also this.

I really enjoy this match, especially since it was both the start of the weird Mystery Wrestling storytelling, and the fact that the entire idea was “what if a pillow fight was good?” youtu.be/RrUH75LWOis?...

If Mystery ever gets a big budget remind me to do an angle where someone wants to do a run in but the sound guy has to go to the bathroom so there is nobody there to play his music so he can’t go help his friend.

By far the dumbest thing I’ve ever done in a ring, which by this point is saying a lot. But what a reaction.

Adam Copeland never did give me my hockey jersey back.

My door spot will never be remotely as funny as some of the comments people make on the clips of it. Just some absolute idiots out there.

Serious wrestling

Saw Aliens in theatre last night. Seeing A Muppet’s Christmas Carol in theatre this weekend.

Watching someone use a leaf blower to clean snow off their car

Cecil Nyx Wonen’s champion, No, putting women over!

Guess I gotta wear a different hoodie

I think at least once a day I should be allowed to leave work early

It’s weird to me that posts of cool moves in training or comedy skits get more attention than actual wrestling. Almost all of the main people I see who post these things I have never once seen any clip of them wrestling. Similar to how match graphic get way more attention than actual matches.

The “what if instead of comedy I bump on Lego” phase of my Mystery career

I need to employ a wrestling historian just so I can ask “has anyone ever done this bit?” Without giving away what stupid thing I wanna do

I hope I’m in Uno’s will.

Space Sluts call dibs on first title defence

I have no idea what Cagematch included this note

Sometimes you watch your old matches and decide to steal spots from your younger self

I think I may be straying too far from the box when it comes to wrestling ideas. Yet, I want to keep going.

When you read something so mind boggling stupid you don’t even know where to start pointing out the issues.

Cecil Nyx, Women’s Champion I kind of like it.

Referees vs Security! #MysteryWrestling20 Watch the full show replay available now on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

I guess I angered a local wrestler I’ve never even heard of because “prisoner” was him gimmick.

I miss him

What were some of my favorite Mystery Wrestling moments of 2025? Alexia hitting me with the correct side of a chair this time. Me and Uno having this brilliant idea to make students drink poison. Only being pinned once all year, by myself. When that ref ran into a post Punching a child

It was my pleasure and honour to make this for them. Both of your reactions was -everything- I'd hope for and more. I hope mini-Eddie & Camilla are very happy with Gonzo LOL

So uh…. About that….