Oh no my emotions

Gonna go see a musical tonight

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Cat

The Cecil Nyx classic where there is no wrestling and I just decide Mina Shirakawa wins.

Releases and pay cuts, then they announce a popularity contest. That’s gotta be terrifying.

Same

Sometimes you have to fight a Sasquatch in City Hall during a high school Improv competition.

What if wrestling matches had more real world stakes to them? Like the loser has to eat a whole pie in one sitting on camera. Or the winner gets to pick the losers next tattoo. Or loser has to watch the winner play with kittens from another room?

A wrestler called “The Catfish” who just pretends to be other wrestlers. Including match announcements where you think it’s one person but then the darn Catfish shows up instead so people demand refunds and the promotion ends up closing.

With the new Dark Side episodes announced, I think I can hilariously share this now. They asked ME to play Jim Cornette. I did not do it.

I’ve started reading The End of The World as We Know It. I might need little breaks between the stories because none of them are going to end happy

Going to try and periodically watch “bad” movies that I probably will very much enjoy. Today: Leviathan (1989) Things in the ocean actually terrify me so I tend to really enjoy ocean based monster movies.

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Cat

Mystery needs a compilation video of all the kissing

Someone made a difficult choice

I was scrollling through old videos, and after watching this one I’m so glad @cecilnyx.bsky.social gets to do the fun wrestling now instead of this, the fun wrestling that also kills your shoulder and hurts like dick.

Cat

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At least I tried

Okay so I forgot a took a German Suplex off the top into a million block of Lego that one time. Thanks for the reminder and photo @amimoregore.com

I don’t think I’ve ever bled in a match, ever. Intentionally or not.

Serge’s three attempts at doing a swanton through a table and missing every single one.

Time for Cecil Nyx’s Bloodsports. Except it’s like Bob Sledding and Synchronized Swimming while bleeding

This led to arson

Just put all the ads on one night and the wrestling on the other. It makes way more sense.

For some reason I like shark movies… but I legit cannot think of any good ones besides Jaws, Deep Blue Sea and Deep Blue Sea 3.

Daddy

Holding people I wrestle like a baby with Layla Wilde

Took picture of cat, reminded me of something

Cat

Holding wrestlers like a baby with Matt Brannigan

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Wrestler I most want to hold like a baby is Tomohiro Ishii. What wrestlers do you most want to see me hold like a baby?

Holding wrestlers like a baby with Gurv Sihra

I require a notes section on Cagematch

Holding wrestlers like a baby with YAMATO

Fuck ya, Kingsley!

Holding referees like a baby with @refaubrey.bsky.social

I guess I broke my 17 year streak of not being set on fire

Holding wrestlers like a baby with Dragon Kid

My favorite casting gag is when My Name is Earl had Burt Reynolds play Chubby, and Norm McDonald play his son, Little Chubby.

A tag team but neither are promo guys and they don’t have a manager so their promos are just then glaring at the camera and wringing their hands.

Jason, our longtime C*4, Mystery and really a lot of promotions ringside photographer posted this baby Cecil photo today. I wasn’t always a seriously wrestle guy.

Proof me and Claudio are essentially the same person

Pretty sure Uno is having a wonderful time

I like bad monster movies but still get annoyed when characters make the stupidest decisions possible, which is always in these movies.

This is wrestling