If you inexplicably feel the urge to help Nestlé with ANYTHING, maybe remember the 10+ million infants they murdered in the last half century

conquest mode from Battlefront II (2005) is a deeply silly thing. the absence of other players means that the odds are basically completely even during most fights, barring the single modifier that each side picks. it means to guarantee a win, you need to be cracked literally every time

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Even things I haven't.

maclunking out, maclunking out, im gone im just gone. but at least i offer mu shaka paka

dragon who's really possessive snakes her tail around your leg whenever you sit beside each other. it hurts a little when she wraps your ankle too tight

Once you understand that my mind can picture this, you will see that I am the only genius in gaming

"I can imagine a game where you don't masturbate." - @eclipse.gay

I think this is maybe the most 'actually feels like living in the future' thing I've ever seen

Made it in before bedtime! Almost missed it since I was listening to Sir stream, and being able to hear Her voice is so nice... Tonight I am reading Nichijou volume 8 (too tired to get to it last night), and I am specifically cuddling with Mimikyu!

this vampire is the funniest fucking person on earth

I meant to post this yesterday on #TDoV, but I've been on HRT for 8 years now! So glad to look back and see how far I've come!

they say the force can do terrible things to a mind

Odee kloosta LIVE NOW oonda Star Wars Battlefront II (2005) mucha shaka pa KNIGHTS NIGHTS seebo go Side Quest! twitch.tv/darlingdemon...

The Spicy Queer Smorgasboard Bundle is now LIVE! Buy up to 87 items—including books, comics, music, and more—starting at just $5! itch.io/b/3612/spicy...

As a bit the webmaster at my LARP made a Fan Club Page for my character Scarlett Velours, for April Fools and it’s the silliest shit ever The running joke of course being Scarlett is the leader of the dreamwalkers (The pc group, we’re more of an anarchist commune) www.dreamlarp.com/scarlett-vel...

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

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Obie cloonda no wada KNIGHTS NIGHTS: Side Quest, mucha shaka paka 9:00 PM EST, 4/1/26, gobie oondo doga Star Wars Battlefront II (2005). Oodo chobo gobo Wookie odo Solo? Tugo hodo! twitch.tv/darlingdemon...

Hey gang, today at 12:30 PM ET I will be streaming Look Outside. Been meaning to get around to this for a good while and have had multiple close friends tell me that they think it's perfect for me. Very excited, see y'all there. www.twitch.tv/MeropeCow

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

realis is humbling and beautiful, something that on every level i wish i could make, and in every single way is a masterclass in game design, art, and product

It's Percy Day, when we celebrate Percy, the quietest of our headmates! You may bequeath snacks and gifts to Percy in the replies!

on april fools day, trust no one....... not even yourself

REALIS, the science fantasy TTRPG I’ve been working on for the last five years, is now live on Kickstarter! 55 Player Classes 150+ NPC Classes 29 Factions 20 Example Moons of Realis GMing and Prep Guidance Over 100 incredible illustrations from 17 artists! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

Obie cloonda no wada KNIGHTS NIGHTS: Side Quest, mucha shaka paka 9:00 PM EST, 4/1/26, gobie oondo doga Star Wars Battlefront II (2005). Oodo chobo gobo Wookie odo Solo? Tugo hodo! twitch.tv/darlingdemon...

ASMR Let Me Drain You To Sleep... 😴🩸 Vampire Lord Drinks Your Blood Until You Pass Out | Soft Spoken, Mouth Sounds, Clawing Sounds #asmr #relaxing #vampire

Vent art for #TransDayOfVisibility #icog

my April Fools thing today will be very obvious and very silly. you'll know it when you see it lol

Porkchop breakfast thread! Similarly to the bedtime thread, I'm trying to build a morning routine! I never really ate breakfast growing up, so I'd usually sleep until 15 minutes before having to be somewhere and scramble out the door. I want to fix that!

You may think we’re identical but on close examination, my twin and I have a few key differences; notably the shade of our eyes and color of our hair.

Can't stop thinking about @lua-luminary.bsky.social 's Gauss. 🫣 #warframe #art

burger wednesdays

When you do alt text on social media, you want to imagine that instead of the image, people only get the alt text. Does your post/thread still make sense? Are people getting the same information you expected them to get from the image? That's the purpose of alt text and actually how it works.

got caught proshipping in tomodachi life... this is it for me, i'm getting cancelled

"FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE." My mentors, my heroes, my friends and my peers- seen, heard and loved.

All ill add to TDV is this: Pornography, and the community around it [warts and all] was a major if not primary factor in my realization that i am trans. It is without exaggeration that i say: without porn, i would likely be """cis""" and probably long dead. In my life these two are linked

Not saying it's the perfect test for trans-ness as plenty of people can relate to knowing something in your life is wrong but being too scared of the consequence of trying to fix it HOWEVER...if you're questioning...you should give the movie a shot.

porkchop nighttime thread, I suppose! I've never had a proper bedtime before; pretty much since I was little I would just stay up as late as I can and pass out on the spot. No routine or nothing. My sleep is bad! So, maybe I could try to have consistent bedtimes, so... this is for accountability!

i have written a grand total of 3 traits for WEIRD SCIENCE thus far but I think they cover basically all possible character concepts

i like spiders... i like you, too

no matter what anyone says no matter what anyone thinks no matter how the world views us you are you and nothing and nobody can deny you that. 🏳️‍⚧️

So, apparently I missed Transgender Visibility Day by a few hours, but the full PDF version of You Will Die In This Place is now avaliable. You should be able to access it for free if you previously got the development preview. liz-shrikestudio.itch.io/you-will-die...

trans day of viscera

I love being trans and I love my beautiful trans body and all of my beautiful trans friends.

Seggs is the most disgusting online slang. It's used with this weird shame, like the chat filters convinced them they shouldn't say sex. If you're going to have "seggs" with me, you better be laying eggs inside me with an ovipositor otherwise I'm throwing you out a window

also: i accidentally left my cat's meds in the car and need to replace the spoiled bottle, if any kind soul has a spare $180 lying around ko-fi.com/keftiu

hello homos. i love you