look at my pet's tattoo!!

roathe come on man. i just solo'd Elite Temporal Archimedea for this. please at least pretend to be excited for me

Trump is doing to politics what biz schools taught future CEOs to do: break the social contract (e.g., the one btw mgmt & labor that once ensured steady jobs) & extract all the value stored inside. This will have the same effect on politics as it did on the labor mkt: instability & immiseration.

american liberals are fine with millions of deportations as long as they happen quietly and the police don't hurt any white people. proud of it, really

donutshoes music is stompcore. I decided

in hindsight, i probably should have vetted this company more thoroughly. they send over this guy to have a look at our plumbing and give us a quote for a filtration system, and he turns out to be the really pushy door-to-door salesman type. perfectly friendly, but very obviously trying to upsell.

really funny story about how a salesperson tried to scam me yesterday: so me and my husband have been wanting to get a water filtration system installed for a while now (our suburb has extremely hard water, we get calcium deposits on everything). yesterday i had a guy come over to assess the house.

many folks don't know this, but actually, all angels are sex toys

"local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety" is just. i mean i'm preaching to the choir here, but. it's just so profoundly, maddeningly insulting. americans are experiencing "let them eat cake" moments several times a day

let's see what dexter has to say

alright lets quibble about morality before we start leveling serious accusations at each other. i may or may not be a doppelganger but "evil" is making a lot of judgements about my pretty normal behavior

Good was murdered, I guarantee, because she was a white lesbian who was showing up to record ICE and her killer regarded her as a race traitor. You can see it with what the fash are circulating and I do not recommend reading what they say if you want to be able to eat your lunch.

these first two sentences are laughable coming from the governor of the state where the citizens actually burned down a police station in response to police violence

the fandom model does not work for politics. the good news is there are other options for getting results that do not exist for enjoying tv shows. if you get out there and build movements big enough to create real pressure you can get what you want without liking the characters at all

i do get where this is coming from, but sometimes it's less "holier than thou" and more about earnest frustration. there's a balance between having sympathy for people who are only just now becoming radicalized vs sympathy for people who have been screaming for ages that we're being killed

The double whammy of Discord moving towards an IPO and sending out a survey to see what sort of AI garbage they could get away with sends a pretty clear message about where they want to go.

sexy demon teaches his little grub son to walk down stairs

rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks

(Spoilers for Stranger Things S5) It feels good to see someone come out in a 1980s setup and receive a warm hug instead of getting thrown stones at him by people who say he's got AIDS but I'm gonna be honest I think sometimes nostalgia should matter less than the truth.

hang in there nanao

"y cant metroid crawl?" is an all-timer but honestly the whole saga is gold too

Makes me recall a clip I saw of Joe Rogan enthusiastically forcing an musician to listen to genAI music he'd prompted as he heaped praise on the model that had generated it. The musician responded, "What about AI podcasts? They have those, now." No prizes for guessing how Joe reacted.

Laughing at all the people saying shit like we should get rid of the few bad apples in the ethnic cleansing operation

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

sticking a sheet of paper to the tv screen. that shit was fun

much of what is 'breaking the law' with the border or is some kind of 'immigration crisis' is because congress and presidents, bipartisanly, made things that used to be normal about immigration and border passage, illegal. we created our own 'crisis', our own 'crime' that must be enforced against.

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

hi I just want to say if you're doing some kind of "x-ray vision" fakeout gag where you just show the girls skeleton in some kind of alluring pose, you have a kind of rare opportunity to really practice human anatomy. you should really try to nail all the fine details of a skeleton. please.

Everyone pisses me off. Stop being not me! I also piss myself off, but for different reasons.

there is such great pain in the world but in times of darkness should the stars also go out (free childcare in nyc HAPPENING)

people keep being like "if you watch other people fuck without getting involved yourself, you're being cucked". but i think that's unimaginative. sometimes i want to make my dolls fuck each other for my amusement. why would i *participate* in it. the playthings are supposed to entertain me

She didn’t like my goblin voice -> She thinks i’m annoying -> depression vs She didn’t like my goblin voice -> She’s jealous of my goblin voice -> no depression

all been said by now, but i watched all of the videos of that shooting together & the shooter deliberately walked in front of the car, the driver turned to avoid him (visible in the video he took from his phone) and he was clear of the car when he fired. he just wanted an excuse to kill

me: my loyal knight, explain to me what "smile dog" is. cadwgan: (audibly pained) okay my lord

Andrea: "This is why everyone liked Jeff the Killer. He was the prototype of what *I* would eventually become."

kidz bop censored lotus: You have broken their ranks and they are having fun. Another successful mission.

let's see what dexter has to say

[kicking and screaming on the floor] i just want to play an rpg that has good writing!!! and i need there to be anime characters in it!!!!!!!!!!!

it's genuinely maddening seeing americans still - STILL! - after all these years saying shit like "this is illegal actually, congress didn't approve this, democrats gotta beat him in 2028". like for the love of god. do you know what they did to the governor of the bastille??

saw a post confused about the dem leadership's response to trump, offering them genuine advice and pointers, and it's just heartbreaking. krusty shouting advice to the washington generals. they don't wanna do it

this update from the Lunacid developer is really cute

Missing from this imo is how drastically it all changes with the scale of the numbers involved. If you aren't likely to sell big numbers in the first place you're better off pricing out the people who only buy at low prices since they're also the ones who aggressively refund and write shit reviews

YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!

in my therapist's waiting room

hey hang on. joke cancelled. cancel everything. look at this??? this is so funny oh my god

don't even bother matching with me on the dating apps if you don't include your fortune cookie results. i will never date someone who doesn't have a matching fortune cookie prophecy

not news to anyone who knows me, but i am a vocal astrology hater and will keep dying on this hill. i cannot grasp why my fellow trans people, who - may i remind you - are trans, regularly get really invested in specifically the "circumstances of your birth determine who you are" pseudoscience

whole lot of ICE pricks just saw that they can murder someone and not only not be arrested, but the president will call them a hero who saved the day. they even have a blueprint for how to shoot people they want to. extremely bad precedent

finally i can put captain vor's stupid little toy on the hood of my car