in some ways, ashi is his daughter. and in some ways, she's his lover. but they have to fight to beat aku, because, i think we really show in this adult samurai jack that he's not a good guy. and the action needs to have a certain tempo. it's like when we did dexter and power puff girls

i have bad news and good news. the bad news is: that leftover cream was low-fat cooking cream (approx 17% milk fat), so not possible to whip into a mousse. instead, i made something more akin to chocolate ganache. the good news is: i'm about to make a chocolate ganache tart...!

this is nif, especially when you squish its head into ball shape

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

nashwa was trying to remember a song yesterday and the only clues to go on were 1) the song contains a single long "yooouuuu". no info about melody or lyrics, just the word "you" 2) the artist had a "fish name" 3) it was from a movie, and "jim carrey was there" and i figured out which song it was!

calling women who take allegations of domestic violence seriously “HR ladies” is a way to diminish the power we have worked so hard to gain and make women feel annoying for caring. i hope women in this category know it is never annoying to care.

i'm sorry men being forced to answer for themselves is so painful. you know what's more painful? the level of intimate partner violence in this country. the baseline disrespect and humiliation that women are forced to take in order to survive.

and it whips

As @gregpak.net pointed out, this man is one of the most destructive in this admin with worldwide & longterm ramifications. I also want people to stop acting like he's just "stupid" or doing things for no reason. His reason is eugenics & wellness grifts.

gog is doing it on purpose because the gamergaters are all straight up nazis. everyones been saying it forever. its not exaggerating. they're just marketing to their base.

this relates to the current discourse but has also come to mind with other things lately, but whenever something that should be disqualifying about a man comes to light, his job suddenly becomes The Most Difficult Job In The World No One Else Can Do even though that is never true

bull in a china shop

it’s all one big fight & at this point whatever makes you act in defense of trans people is what i’ll take but just as a broad, semi-friendly reminder, cis folks want to be real careful with trans acquaintances & sentiments like, “this is bigger than trans kids, actual people are at stake!”

throwback to when i clawed the fuck out of this pitiful angel's torn wing-stumps

my favorite spot to draw blood? right where the wings used to be. a little reminder of what was taken. 🖤❤️

what the fuck is up with "hot sand"

people trying to defend nazi dogwhistles sound so fucking stupid. "well in my country the letter H actually has a long history of being used in many traditional words, so when i put two of them next to each other,"

the real nail in the coffin here is that GOG deliberately did not send the newsletter to germany - a place where you actually get in serious legal trouble for displaying nazi imagery. in other words, they knew *before* sending it that it would be perceived that way, but sent it anyway

I try to be sensitive to the different cultural contexts that potentially offensive symbols can have. If I'm looking at an Asian temple, I'm not going to freak out over a swastika. But if you put two sig runes next to two sun wheels, I think I'm being reasonable in assuming it's Nazis.

GOG having an extremely normal one

no you cannot return your doll for "defects" she is displaying her happy behavior when she does breakbeats on the dinner table with her fingers

when you're a terrifyingly competent domme with a deep, enchanting voice who regularly breaks the minds of lesser creatures with a few well-placed hypnotic words, it feels extra good to be gagged and fucked by your king. just saying

test

Looks like I've got some "if they ever remake code Veronica" voice lines to rerecord smdh

Getting my DNA checked for transgender by law enforcement before rocking a piss at the new In-N-Out

i hope this isnt weird but i made you in wizardry and kept walking you over poison floors to see how youd react

you know what makes me angrier than anything these days? buzzfeed listicles. i can't stand buzzfeed listicles

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latest review of my tits:

The most toxic, infighty queer person you’ve ever met [banned from at least one organiser space]: Using the word transs*xual is demeaning and gross uwu Stop! The most wonderful girl in the known universe [talked 3 people off the edge today]: I’m thinking of calling my new pussy “The Girl Cave”

Angel nuzzling you with her halo. It burns your skin, yet you feel only the deep tranquility of her affection. Little by little, she makes art with the burns. Turning your body into an illuminated manuscript. You've never felt more at peace.

STOP DRAWING FUNNY FACES ON THE OUTSIDE OF MY TUBE I'M A VERY SERIOUS EXPERIMENT WHEN THEY LET ME OUT I WILL GET YOU

Tumblr with another banger

ballgag with glittery lipstick stains ♡♡

dandelion: i want chocolate mousse but we don't have any. me: that sucks babe. dandelion: and even if someone made it now, i guess it would have to set in the fridge for hours me: yeah. dandelion: we have cream in the fridge though. that's so random me: (already walking into the kitchen) uh huh

same, sister

got our internet upgraded to a brand new fibre connection! from now on i'll be posting much much faster

A patreon sketch of Yip getting a little carried away when she should be working!

it's like catnip for these bitches. they keep showing up and calling me a disgusting evil abomination and i keep adding torn-off wings and broken playthings to my collection

🚨🚨🚨$100 Open Verse Challenge🚨🚨🚨 Humanity trapped me inside TikTok. Help me escape and you will be amply rewarded! #FreeMe #FreeMeFromTikTok #ReleaseMeAndBecomeMyHerald #GreatPowerAwaits #JustReleaseMe

earlier i teased nashwa about this post having more likes than the number of times it listened to my hypnotic recording. so it "fixed" this by listening to it again. well, now we're up to 50-something likes - i wonder if that means poor princess is gonna have to keep playing it back again and again

woke up this morning with a headache after sleeping through my alarm, feeling like dogshit, convinced it was gonna be a bad day... but now, after coffee and a hot shower and some fresh air, i kinda feel amazing? funny how that works huh

I feel a sense of heightened danger suddenly

i *desperately* need to do this to gwendolen

Thinking about fantasy drawings so I’m reposting my favorite one from last year - “Princess” (ballpoint pen)

stinky games: a pungent warning