Missing from this imo is how drastically it all changes with the scale of the numbers involved. If you aren't likely to sell big numbers in the first place you're better off pricing out the people who only buy at low prices since they're also the ones who aggressively refund and write shit reviews

YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!

in my therapist's waiting room

hey hang on. joke cancelled. cancel everything. look at this??? this is so funny oh my god

don't even bother matching with me on the dating apps if you don't include your fortune cookie results. i will never date someone who doesn't have a matching fortune cookie prophecy

not news to anyone who knows me, but i am a vocal astrology hater and will keep dying on this hill. i cannot grasp why my fellow trans people, who - may i remind you - are trans, regularly get really invested in specifically the "circumstances of your birth determine who you are" pseudoscience

whole lot of ICE pricks just saw that they can murder someone and not only not be arrested, but the president will call them a hero who saved the day. they even have a blueprint for how to shoot people they want to. extremely bad precedent

finally i can put captain vor's stupid little toy on the hood of my car

look i I know this dipshit says dozens of insanely stupid things every day, but like, if someone hands you a trophy you don't become the winner of it. I can't fucking steal Prince's Grammys and become a multi-award winning musician

roathe and nitokh continue to be extremely me and gwendolen

Joker All Vouice Lines

me: (shakily standing up after using the strap) husband: you look fucked up me: i look fucked up?? i'm sure it's not *that* bad me:

it's important for me to strive to be a good, morally upstanding person in my day-to-day dealings, so that i can earn the unassailable right to be fucking atrocious and horrible in the bedroom

stop, wait a minute 🎶 fill my cup, put some ichor in it 🎶

I think there's a point where you are so angry that you run out of mental space for fear, and I think a lot of Minneapolis and St. Paul were there, today.

I am sporadically drawing a comic that explores wobbly gender feelings but in the style of a sassy 90s highschool movie! people requested it go somewhere other than Instagram, so FYI you can now also read it at tapas.io/series/I-bec... in a nicer format 💜 #webtoon #transmasc

power word play touys

10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good at the site of her murder

WD-40 my beloved. WD-40 i owe you my fucking life

i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all

The thing I always come back to is how many people never despaired against longer odds, and how arrogant it would be to put myself above them.

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

One of the coolest things a student ever wrote after taking my Indigenous Studies intro course was, "if settler colonization is a structure, not an event, then reconciliation needs to be a structure." And she was absolutely correct.

"oppression olympics" is not meaningful politics, but i admit it's sometimes useful to point out that i'm a trans woman and non-white and a migrant and disabled. it means people who normally deflect by reference to such things are disarmed. guess what bitch? now we have to be earnest with each other

Everyone channels their feelings of powerlessness and despair at the state of the world into rank transmisogyny, because we're the designated effigy for everyone else's frustrations and anger and desire to feel like they have power and control over SOMETHING.

It's so quaint how in the 90s we worried that kids were gonna get fucked up by tamagotchis and now they're just giving every kid a free robot that generates child porn and tells you how to commit suicide

dilf (deity id like to fuck)

how quickly we forget

mm i think i will whine about the restaurant that also stabs you... oh but im still gonna consciously go and sit and eat and spend my money there and encourage all my friends to stay bc the other restaurants (that dont stab you) arent as popular. bc we're all still eating at the one that stabs you

i understand that the optics matter here, i don't dispute the pragmatic implications, but. i gotta say, it feels a little strange to see people going "this time they've really done it; the US police state just killed an innocent person!" like... yeah i know girl. that's a daily occurrence

i want to believe the US will not let trump get away with saying that the shooter was actually ran over, and injured, and he is in hospital recovering & it is surprising he survived. none of that is even conceivably a bend of the truth, it's just a completely different reality. beyond the pale

I think we’re long past the point now that anyone can justify travelling to the US like it’s a normal functional country. Absolutely baffled by people still going there for holidays or conferences.

when marxists talk about "false consciousness", you get the impression it's this subtle, insidious thing that slips unseen into our thinking and demands introspection to recognize. but no, in reality, americans are just out here in fucking 2026 going "well he can't do that, because of congress!!"

i have now finally watched all of the twilight films and one of my favorite things about them is they always talk up these big epic battles they must prepare for that end up being like snowball fights in a field

I've got a bunch of #comics that I've put on my website but not on my socials, so I'm gonna start posting them here weekly one page at a time! 🪐Made For You is a mini-#comic about an #OC from a #dnd campaign I was in a couple years ago. It's about a gay robot built to protect someone.

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I realize this puts me in oft mocked MMT territory, but it seems to me the value of taxing the rich is not to fund government but to compress the wealth distribution, so as to ensure those up top are not so disproportionately wealthier than others as to be able to exercise vast undemocratic power.

the doll and i went out for brunch the other day and it pointed out our waitress was french. so, thinking i'd flex a bit, i started chatting with her in french. but *then* i remembered french imperialism. fuckkk parler français en hochant la tête tout le temps pour montrer ma désapprobation

i can excuse fucking a nun, but i draw the line at fucking a french person

Calling Amuro the White Monster instead of the White Devil because it's all he drinks. That RX-78 is powered by energy drinks and whatever sandwich Fraw shoved in Amuro's mouth that day

I know what this for, but I could think of other occasions to send this card lol

"How do you know that?"

you can talk all day long about how us lefties are unrealistic, we don't know how things work, we just want ponies, blah blah bah. even if we took all that as gospel: dem leadership also frequently tells much more mainstream types like julian castro, jerry nadler, and ed markey to eat shit

Wake up babe, we are doing the Protestant Reformation but as farce

This is really encouraging. There's a lot of low hanging fruit that Adams dragged his feet on (or made worse) over the past four years. Even if he comes short on the more ambitious parts of his agenda, just making real efforts to fix the obviously broken things is such a breath of fresh air.

Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.