roathe: puppets, puppets all of you, attached to my fingers!! lyon: may the lord have mercy on our souls...... marie: sacrebleu! ze stench in zis game mode is intolérable!

PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.

The competition and jealousy you feel with other artists is fake and put there by an industry hungry to squeeze you dry. You have so many peers you don't know about. Use cheap equipment and steal when possible. Shower. Coffee and water work the same as booze and water do. Advertise offline.

NEVER fall for this kind of advice, it's a scam. i've been in the soul gem fucking business for years, trust me. if someone tells you not to use soul gems for sex, call Consumer Protection at 1300 30 40 54.

If he wants to declare martial law, he will. It won't be based on reality. I don't know why some people continue to say: "be peaceful or he'll invoke martial law." Are you all living in this country in 2026???? Haven't you seen them make things up out of whole cloth???? Are you 10 years old?

in my restless jeans I see that town

my enemy being sealed alive inside a brick wall: for the love of god, montresor! me: (tiktok lady text-to-speech voice) yes! for the love of god!

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had a really funny dream about my old shibari instructor from when i was young. in the dream we were in the middle of hooking up, i was blindfolded and like 50% tied up already, and *then* a bunch of novices burst into the room to ask about technique and refused to leave for the rest of the session

An oldie but a goodie !! #art #werewolf

everyone is asking me to do a "top 5" thing but frankly i'm too old now and i only have it in me to top maybe 1 or 2 times a day

The worst sin that the leftists of my lifetime have committed is honestly making a whole bunch of LGBT kids feel like their identity is frivolous and tertiary at best to things that are Actually Important. It started the second gay marriage was legalized.

obama only hurt people i don't care about. what a guy

my only sappy thing to say about GDQ is that the last however many years have tried their best to convince the world that ppl like me should not exist and sometimes you wonder if we really are on a downfall but GDQ comes around saying trans rights all day all week raising millions and millions

I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.

look at my pet's tattoo!!

roathe come on man. i just solo'd Elite Temporal Archimedea for this. please at least pretend to be excited for me

Trump is doing to politics what biz schools taught future CEOs to do: break the social contract (e.g., the one btw mgmt & labor that once ensured steady jobs) & extract all the value stored inside. This will have the same effect on politics as it did on the labor mkt: instability & immiseration.

american liberals are fine with millions of deportations as long as they happen quietly and the police don't hurt any white people. proud of it, really

donutshoes music is stompcore. I decided

in hindsight, i probably should have vetted this company more thoroughly. they send over this guy to have a look at our plumbing and give us a quote for a filtration system, and he turns out to be the really pushy door-to-door salesman type. perfectly friendly, but very obviously trying to upsell.

really funny story about how a salesperson tried to scam me yesterday: so me and my husband have been wanting to get a water filtration system installed for a while now (our suburb has extremely hard water, we get calcium deposits on everything). yesterday i had a guy come over to assess the house.

many folks don't know this, but actually, all angels are sex toys

"local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety" is just. i mean i'm preaching to the choir here, but. it's just so profoundly, maddeningly insulting. americans are experiencing "let them eat cake" moments several times a day

let's see what dexter has to say

alright lets quibble about morality before we start leveling serious accusations at each other. i may or may not be a doppelganger but "evil" is making a lot of judgements about my pretty normal behavior

Good was murdered, I guarantee, because she was a white lesbian who was showing up to record ICE and her killer regarded her as a race traitor. You can see it with what the fash are circulating and I do not recommend reading what they say if you want to be able to eat your lunch.

these first two sentences are laughable coming from the governor of the state where the citizens actually burned down a police station in response to police violence

the fandom model does not work for politics. the good news is there are other options for getting results that do not exist for enjoying tv shows. if you get out there and build movements big enough to create real pressure you can get what you want without liking the characters at all

i do get where this is coming from, but sometimes it's less "holier than thou" and more about earnest frustration. there's a balance between having sympathy for people who are only just now becoming radicalized vs sympathy for people who have been screaming for ages that we're being killed

The double whammy of Discord moving towards an IPO and sending out a survey to see what sort of AI garbage they could get away with sends a pretty clear message about where they want to go.

sexy demon teaches his little grub son to walk down stairs

rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks

(Spoilers for Stranger Things S5) It feels good to see someone come out in a 1980s setup and receive a warm hug instead of getting thrown stones at him by people who say he's got AIDS but I'm gonna be honest I think sometimes nostalgia should matter less than the truth.

hang in there nanao

"y cant metroid crawl?" is an all-timer but honestly the whole saga is gold too

Makes me recall a clip I saw of Joe Rogan enthusiastically forcing an musician to listen to genAI music he'd prompted as he heaped praise on the model that had generated it. The musician responded, "What about AI podcasts? They have those, now." No prizes for guessing how Joe reacted.

Laughing at all the people saying shit like we should get rid of the few bad apples in the ethnic cleansing operation

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

sticking a sheet of paper to the tv screen. that shit was fun

much of what is 'breaking the law' with the border or is some kind of 'immigration crisis' is because congress and presidents, bipartisanly, made things that used to be normal about immigration and border passage, illegal. we created our own 'crisis', our own 'crime' that must be enforced against.

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

hi I just want to say if you're doing some kind of "x-ray vision" fakeout gag where you just show the girls skeleton in some kind of alluring pose, you have a kind of rare opportunity to really practice human anatomy. you should really try to nail all the fine details of a skeleton. please.

Everyone pisses me off. Stop being not me! I also piss myself off, but for different reasons.

there is such great pain in the world but in times of darkness should the stars also go out (free childcare in nyc HAPPENING)

people keep being like "if you watch other people fuck without getting involved yourself, you're being cucked". but i think that's unimaginative. sometimes i want to make my dolls fuck each other for my amusement. why would i *participate* in it. the playthings are supposed to entertain me

She didn’t like my goblin voice -> She thinks i’m annoying -> depression vs She didn’t like my goblin voice -> She’s jealous of my goblin voice -> no depression

all been said by now, but i watched all of the videos of that shooting together & the shooter deliberately walked in front of the car, the driver turned to avoid him (visible in the video he took from his phone) and he was clear of the car when he fired. he just wanted an excuse to kill

me: my loyal knight, explain to me what "smile dog" is. cadwgan: (audibly pained) okay my lord