ngl it's insanely funny to me that part of the "halimede knows about dolls" arc is her flying in low circles around saying "you'd be real pretty if you smiled more"

looking back at the earliest days of my writing and thinking damn.... i have fewer regrets than i think, but one of them is definitely that i made my Creative Debut with this stuff and had very little practice in not acting like a dork who feels compelled to explain/apologize for making weird shit

the. the full lyrics?? this is for a kingdom hearts fandub????

they should invent a girl you can squeeze until she pops and then patch her up and reinflate her. i have none of the fetishes this statement would imply, and that's how you know it's true.

it's good and right to say that subs are too lazy these days: not just because it's true, but also the way we tend to scramble around in a fuss trying to proactively prove otherwise is ridiculous and adorable

me firing up a batch of dolls

the ballad of lesbian meat bag

girl with intense cptsd who never makes unnecessary noise or repositions her own body to be comfortable x hypnotist who really expected this to be more of a cool sex thing and is a little confused about all the grateful crying

bored dolls spinning Lifespan Wheel (single chance of dying in 30 seconds, two in 30 minutes, four in 30 hours, eight in 30 days, and so on until eons)

everyone thinks it's a rly cute idea to get a blind box ID card made for their doll and keep it in their wallet like any loved one's picture but you get some nasty looks pulling out a photo of a doll in public as a fond reminder. now, a lock of doll hair? that's just classy.

11.22.25 to 01.11.26 #dollandkigujam the DOLL&KIGU JAM is an unranked event for making story-telling art about or with dolls and kigurumi. visit the jam page to learn more (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)/♡ itch.io/jam/dollandk...

ultra-rational doll with the mind and spirit of a machine? or broken sweetheart doll who acts like a perpetually dissociated cloudcuckoolander, a mermaid on the verge of vanishing into foam? trick question. they are best friends/sisters/lovers/all of the above.

after cogwork dancers: haha dollow knight after first credits roll: d-dollow knight.....

medical tape burn scars....

uuu i love herrr uuuuuu

smashes the glass covering labelled "in case halimede says the words 'empty spaces'" only to realize that the gun beneath was never loaded

what if silent hill.... had dolls...... *bassy drama sfx*

cogwork dancers........................

been nervous about this since day one and now here we are, shoutout to everyone who screamed down anyone with concerns abt this site's moderation policies because it's the Good Place bsky.app/profile/muep...

my therapist: hey get off that computer scariest wiki notice header:

some of yall

asked my girlfriend if she would let me apply spray-on sunscreen directly into her open mouth and she said yes without hesitation, that's real love................................

a lot of people misunderstand and think it's findom, but what i'm actually into is cokeolding, where i steal all your drugs and do t hem in front of you

!?!???hUH

she milks my tear ducts every single time

my wife has a downright pathological love of this gif from tumblr of the anime boy you can blow on, like, directly onto your computer screen if you time it right. it's rly cute. to her, it's the peak cheap thrill of enforcing agency on environment.

"hey, uh. what? no, i'm not really from around here. on a walk. listen, you have a really n ice gravel driveway, my doll wants to roll in it"

How to kiss short people the correct way. 🎨- ParasiticBun #PorcelainMade

been getting really into perfume lately, and it's so gd funny realizing that the one note that made me instantly like half a dozen random fragrances is Tea

light novel title: "i tried to kill myself slowly as a child by eating small amounts of every poison i could find but instead i just gave myself really high resistance to poisons and also precision brain damage which made me an unstable dimension-shifting psionic"

would be really funny if i revealed like five years in that the doll stuff was never about healing, just hurling rocks at the girlies still stuck in their learned helplessness cages until they get embarrassed/uncomfortable enough to pick the lock

investigating the world of boy bjds and they just keep showing me lesbians

"if you involve your homunculus maid in a j/o session is that still masturbation" the longest thread in the history of the clock tower forums, locked after 88 pages of spirited discussion and seven actual curses deployed

yeah yeah this happens a lo-oh. huh.

keep repeating the words "our beloved but benighted babygirl" beneath my b reath

you as you were.

can't stop laughing at this fsr..... i was Not ready for the neat newspaper-ink transference................ imagine looking at your own dismembered doll body from the acetone-soaked wet wipe.................................................

the reverse-cotard's delusion, in spite of its infamy, remains highly regarded by the dollmaker community. a corpse, after all, will believe anything you tell it.

it's always when stuff gets bad that we see this, but can we just. skip the embarrassing separatist phase this time. trust me, it's never been anything.

realizing that i almost drowned in the river a year ago yesterday.... a huge thank you to everyone still waiting for my return. gonna write a public update on patreon soon and link it everywhere.

genuinely pathetic how many """dollkeepers""" bow out of the hobby entirely the moment they have to change a diaper

literally how it feels to hang out with the oomfs (doll edition)

sound of my brain twisting itself in half like a steel beam repeatedly every time i look at this CE

sam, this is dollman. just wanted to let you know that i have strings running through my entire body. thanks to these helpful lines of tension, i can present myself as a human, if only in artifice. you can use this to lightly pose my limbs, or even try a more dramatic pose by applying careful force.

sorry there's a death stranding character called what