queen deltarune siscon moments ?

the clones fight to pick who gets to use the name & call itself a real girl for the week

aura farmer knight who would much prefer to dramatically toss aside her hat & cloak before a duel x princess who insists on lovingly removing them itself & holding onto them until you return victorious

i wear the big nerd glasses bc it makes me easy to draw

if(when) i fall asleep cuddling you theres the expected chance you start groping me (always welcome basically) but what tends to surprise is the much smaller chance that i start groping you

its too hot to wear a bra if u see my puffy nipples poking thru my shirt YOURE WELCOME

my dog can beat up all of you btw

Unkempt golf course with native flora and fauna moving in. Community pool with a frog's eyes poking out a layer of pond scum. Kudzu swallowing a rusting skyscraper with broken windows. A herd of deer grazing from new growth in the cracks forming on a seven lane interstate. A scene of beauty.

reasons I'm getting my tongue split: > gender reasons > sex reasons > a rejection of moral purity > bodily autonomy > different sex reasons > I want to film it on a shitty handheld camera and post it online in 4x3 format at 144p

Dragons Treasure

wait 5 months and see how my attitude changes

much to be said for the eros of liking it while kneeling side by side with a girl who's hating it

theres like . this sound an elf makes as you're choking away its immortality and its vision starts to go dark

my dentist once told me i have a remarkably strong tongue

erm what the snuff

I NEED COCK

the noble and commendable Clavicle Pervert

power bottomed w my throat last night ama

i thought my swimsuit was dry enough so i put my shorts back on and now it looks like i peed myself

the bedsheets did not survive

Me: A lot of coffee snobs aren't really doing the complicated morning ritual for the perfect cup of coffee, they're doing it for the relaxing morning ritual. Everyone: but this objectively makes better coffee Okay but I didn't say it didn't make better coffee.

age regressing to 21 just to cause discourse within a 10 meter radius aoe

fixation got out of control now the search bar autocompletes "b" to binding of isaac wiki instead of bluesky

eurobeat is like nightcore's butch sister

google rivals kissing google rivals making out google rivals getalong collar google rivals shared ballgag google rivals badend together

everyone always loves it and is really normal about it when you apologize during sex

i actually do think the worlds universal refusal to accommodate night shift employees is an act of class terrorism

it got the hardest i've ever been post-neutering because she had a gun to my head and her cock down my throat. ok

oh no . suspenders have become a staple of my wardrobe

vienna

All tuckered out This is basically my "new style" btw, thought i'd post the sketch early instead of waiting until November to see it!

corrected birth certificate received :D

sorry. sorry,,, i was imagining a society where mages led around leashed and gagged for the danger they pose and used as weapons and got so horny i passed out what were we talking about again..

living with you is like a sleepover every night! (2023)

if i was in charge of minecraft i would update peaceful mode with the following features: - your hunger bar goes down but only to the point that it prevents running - endermen spawn but instead of becoming hostile when you make eye contact they run away

they shoul;d let me emoji react to snail mail

she got graped and unalived in her whump scene

women have two holes: the entry wound and the exit wound

they shoul;d let me emoji react to snail mail

they should let me emoji react to emails from the government

the balls grew back

shaving my whole body to meet her parents tn

i'm developing my own incoherent take on objectivism revolving around being subdued by powerful women, outlined in my book The Showerhead, in which i confusingly call myself "the ayn rand of women"

i keep the bottles of nutrient slurry next to the soda cans so absentminded muscle memory kicked in and i shook it before opening and now everything is covered in pepsi zero

if u saw a typo then no u didnt

ayn rand couldve written some decent hetslop rape smut if her desire to be subdued by powerful men wasnt also the basis of her political beliefs

reading my tweets is like reading max stirner in that it offers zero valuable insight and makes you really annoying for other people to talk to

independently verified peer reviews are in. its smaller now .