maggie doesnt wanna do its job give it things to draw in its notebook instead

MY KNIGHTS DONT PEE ON ME

need to be toyhandled

blowfly girl was a true story and her name was maggie

hey what the fuck

been using like 3x more conditioner in the bush than in the hair on the top of me head

it's only permanent if they bury you with the cage on

is fun dip the only two-handed candy

were told the reason women started shaving was because razor companies wanted more money and maybe thats true but it aint always about the money Spider-Man, sometimes its about equating features of an underdeveloped body with beauty in an effort to normalize the pedophiles who run the world

duuude imagine how much cooler woodstock wouldve been if everyone had smartphones and tiktok and were recording the whole thing while ignoring their surroundings

REMEMBER that if you want me to agree with you about something you just have to put your hand around my dick and stroke a single time and my brain will empty out so fast it'll amaze you

the thing is i need like 3-5 women to get me wasted and put me on my knees, tie my wrists to my ankles, and just use me like a fleshlight for a few hours

💭(i should reimagine and draw those old characters rattling around in my head, but all as women this time)

need to get my shit kicked in by a woman who cried when glados killed her companion cube

what good is a sword against a boston dynamics dog robot. now is the age of the hammer

we should go back to the moon

living in a post-war utopia is cool but have you considered that military fiction has given me a lot of really weird fetishes. isn't that kinda cooler

🩸🦇

i just want somebody to stab me and fuck the wound is that so much to ask

not gonna say what it was but this has served as a motivator to us. we're gonna make it happen

fire is alive, and it is magical, but it has no soul

bloodslut was a good name but we just misread someone's bio as saying "estrogen junkie" and was a little disappointed that it didnt actually say that so we have to correct the issue

copilots magpie & jackrabbit ☆

keep this in mind

she went from an exclusive bottom into reconsidering bottom surgery because of how much she likes using me . in the span of about two months. this really is the effect we have on people, isn't it,,,

this is what its all about

stopped drinking coffee a few weeks back and actually have an appetite now fur the first time in our adult life which is crazy. i actually need to eat to live?

mermaid sushi ♡

I’d make out with a girls shadow on the dirty ass pavement if it got down to it

black hair really is very pretty but we dont think i'd look good with it

learned my sister-in-law is bisexual & poisoned my brother to save her from a miserable heterosexual life while consistently reassuring her that she'll always be part of our family and she can crash at my apartment for a while while she gets back on her feet since bills are harder to pay on her own

can a misandrist and a straight woman truly be friends...? lovers, even....? can the misandrist give the "straight" woman the first real orgasm of her life, perhaps?? can they run away together after the man disappears under mysterious circumstances? can the misandrist suck the grieving widow's di

if we were an astronaut i'd be wearing that suit all the time back on earth. how else is anyone supposed to know youre cool as fuck and youve been to space

>.< emoticon can be a bashful pupoy OR it can be a grumpy doll with one eye

She shivered as the cold air touched upon her pale skin; mewling as she licked where her fangs used to lay. A bell was rung, and as she still had her sanguine thirst, she carried herself awkwardly until her voice croaked in fear- The bowl filled with blood, laid in a soft ray of god's own light.

got clocked at the walgreens

petgirl vampire has to be sunscreened up for walkies & carry a cute parasol

hmmmmmmdragon keeping a vampire as a pet & its fangs cant pierce Her scales so it gets fed foolish knights that fail to slay Her…

a monster is a lost and confused animal from another world. it lashes out at its unfamiliar surroundings as a fear response. it does not attack without reason. it's hungry and scared and alone. so feed yourself to it

dragons is people

an advanced-level pervert has been going around stealing women's sleep masks

still wholeheartedly convinced that "there are no mountain lions in the northeast" is a conspiracy theory but cannot for the life of me fathom why their presence would be a secret worth keeping

fighting the dog for mid pizza not because theres only one piece left but just fur the love of the game

For putting on such a brave front, this capture vampire sure did cave quickly. Blood is such a potent addiction... She's much happier having her meals provided FOR her now. After all, Mistress provides~!

is puppydog city real. can we go there