earlier today friend of a friend heard maggie using we/us and said "ur plural ass LMAO" and wow. people understanding us and knowing how to be silly about it is nice

your cage is your armour, your muzzle is your helm. for the Queen.

@punklesbian07.bsky.social why haven't we seen that one in muzzle and eyepatch yet

Load me into the cannon

rabbit women are a real wise investment these days. stocks are going up

the bunnygirl to rabbitwoman pipeline

#art #digitalart

im grubby :D

its important that you grope me whenever you see me

guy whos just been boiling horses for fun voice: hey i could probably use this weird sludge for something

a bout to do smth unholy w the plush donut

the goat consented to this btw

there should be a word for a sleeping body like how corpse means a dead body

sure sounds like everyone stopped talking about the snake goddess ever since the temple of the mongoose opened down the road. but i try to keep out of other people's religious matters

it's a coworker's favourite activity to stare at ur tits and still misgender you

is it hound coded to go for the back seat when theres no one else in the car

northernlion is playing climbing game again, type b chatting is so back

touch my wires touch my fucking wires

putting the cone of shame around her waist like a very stiff skirt to stop an especially needy pet from touching itself

she quit smoking so now she spits her chewed gum in its mouth instead of putting out her cigarettes on its skin. sometimes if she's feeling nice she'll even do it before the flavor gets bland

annoying how many places you can touch me and just totally shut off cognitive function

lizzy and the rabbit did this a few dsys ago

no one tell the rabbit but its fine if we're below her it lowkey felt wrong when it was calling us miss anyway

what they dont tell u abt girls is sometimes you can just say "no. You agree with me, say yes miss" and incredible things happen

Kiss me out of the bearded barley

i'm like a glass frog under this dress. wanna see

retook that bdsmtest and brat went from the first thing on the list to halfway down in the yellow. we might be a little cooked

4.0 patch

phantom collar sensation is real and the only cure is never letting us take it off to begin with

put a youtube video on the tv and lay our head in the rabbits lap -> wake up laying on top of it having completely unbuttoned its pants with our paw in its underwear

another brunette with glasses and bangs directly into the mag selfcest mines

yeah, glad we pirated superman when we watched it lol

"there's a little button prompt when you look at me sleeping that says [REDACTED]" - river

invest in dollcoin

hiii maggie loves youuuu !!

when ur mom asks "why are you always covered in bruises" its like a QTE not to say masochism so sometimes the first thing that comes to your head is "cat scratched me something nasty" and other times its "we like to wrestle :>" and you have to hope that they continue to stave off further questioning

we're adding a whole new angle to burgersex 2 where i. where you can be the burger

'death priestess' looks like a pretty promising career path these days. they're always in demand on account of how these things tend to go

no matter how much it wants to be butchered and cooked and maybe also milked this is all in a distinctly non-cow way

yeah that seems appropriate given the circumstances

sometimes a girl will try to wriggle out of something by being all, 'aahh it's embarassiing >_<' about it, and, like, yeah! that's right! it is! i am telling you to embarrass yourself for me, silly!

ok so to clear things up. YES it was touching itself to a video of its friend cutting meat and saying she'd to do that to us BUT we wouldve been done with it before the rabbit got home if our fucking grandmother hadn't called with the WORST TIMING ON EARTH and completely interrupted it. not my fault

u can tell youre treating the magtoy properly when you can see its brain melt and leak out between its legs

an android is vegan snuffbait

everyone loves flirting with snuffbait by sending it videos of yourself cutting meat

theyre putting maggie in a cone so that it stops gnawing at its bloody finger

draws a dotted line around its wrist & then hands u a butchers knife