my heart is full of love. And also evil. But mostly love.

I regret making my paladin six foot seven now

me, flirting: now might be a good time to think about how you intend to fill the void I leave in you

“Venomous guilt” so cum

the dog you really gotta dread is the one that gives you lots of head or whatever that hadestown lyric is

6 foot 7 paladin in heavy plate sneaking up on a goblin and caving his head in to start combat

"no, use destructive wrath, I can take that." quote maggie, running directly into my AOE by accident- proceeds to die to one hit

are we feeding subs who break their language rules cilantro now is this the play

Monster Nuns day 13: "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed"

google: we show 0 search results for "cokeold pourn", did you mean "cuckold porn"? the horniest person alive: NO NO **NO** THAT IS **NOT** WHAT I MEANT

CEOs Never Cum

google traveling to canada with malicious intent google do I have to declare malicious intent on my customs form google can customs officers tell if I'm lying about being evil hey google how do I say "I have no plans to torture anyone" in canadian

It's fucking raining? In February? In Michigan????

a doll king is really a kind of bug

ended up having some spare capacity in my brain for one (1) commission this month or early next - hit me up if you're interested :) forms.gle/dMTtWBSbctas...

father-son bonding over bunny hunting

A lich is NOT a doll. It ISN'T made to controlled by another. It puppets ITSELF. It's just if you REALLY want to, and try hard enough, you can slip some of your own strings in where they're not meant to go, and tug a little and shift a little, and eventually the difference stops mattering as much,

"Woman who refers to herself as 'Empress' labelled as 'The Sovereign'. In other news, a fork was found in the kitchen"

I hope people understood that was a joke post

kink is so blase. Someone's done everything you're fantasizing about. It's all been played out to no end real kink is not having kinks. Hyper vanilla missionary only, lights off. Not talking about it outside of the act.

Dear gods. Short and horrifying, but incredibly hot. As someone who conquers princesses for sport this piece really hit a particular spot with me. Two huge thumbs up (and one raging erection) for Sophie's beautiful work of art.

sometimes you have to literally be the bigger person

I should vassalize more of these so called princesses. The Empire must grow ever larger.

The Bitter Taste An ill-fated campaign to vanquish the immortal embodiment of Hell itself comes to a brutal end with the capture of the exalted warrior-princess Alea. MIND THE TAGS. archiveofourown.org/works/79607711

I need to rebuild that Rowan, Scion of War suiblack deck I think.

The Japanese Mystical Archive Tendrils of Agony is easily one of my favorite card arts... I'd love to have this wall scroll hanging above my bed.

Latest chapter of Neuroplast is going well

my dolly #mydolly

I think this whole capitalism thing has killed my vibe. I haven't frolicked lately

(mutes an account) (sees an ignored message) oh I wonder what that could be (clicks it) (grimaces)

Connie: I need to get up for a sec. Me: pause. Connie: (puppy dog paws, head tilted) Me: no, pause the *movie!*

it's valentines day which means i get to do one of my favourite yearly bits spread the love with these kisa valentines khards! ^^

Me: I'm shy and easily triggered by being in a public kink dynamic due to past relationships Also me: when @saintwisona.bsky.social and @ars-synthetica.bsky.social and finally get that pervert mansion i plan on being hunted for sport while barefoot and wearing a shimmering translucent chiton

I will now take your Valentine's day tributes. Still beating hearts in the tray to the left. Souls in the jar on the right. All other gifts, leave at the foot of the bed.

Theory of everything (political) 🤝 theory of everything (sex) It's all about power

Album of the day

Footnote: dolls were absolutely hurt in the making of this Valentine's day

How to enjoy Valentine's day: Step 1 cage your submissive Step 2 have them make you breakfast & wait on you hand and foot Step 3 thank them with a thorough beating Step 4 get them to suck you off until you drown them in cum

Valentine's day breakfast.... I'm being spoiled ehehe

is it considered cucking if I fuck your headmate

catching strays from that figurine video I see yes, it does have that volume okay if you're so thirsty you can sip it from a glass with a straw

good LORD what a fucking story

Everyday when connie comes home from work I punch her in the boob

My French is so bad it deals psychic damage to non French speakers

I don't think I could ever fully embrace an intense persona, I'm simply too goofy It's a nice contrast though. Once the laughing stops, my smile turns dark and you realize I've backed you into a corner

New videos up, the first episode of my new drama video essay hybrid series, Avantcore ☺️ youtu.be/aDxrM8jknNg

Connie: I'm trapped in the labyrinth of my mind Me: watch out for the minotaur Connie: I'm gonna get kirked by the minotaur Me: nooo your jaw is going to be so sore

That's me off the site for a bit

had lots of fun doing this comm for :3 @phlebotomist.bsky.social