My dog learning the joys of polishing boots in real time

Just give my my dumb vampires wotc, I just wanna see how avacyn-less innistrad has been fucking doing aaaahhh

Too focused on video games, stood up and fainted ✌️

terrible. girl you're fond of turns out to be a walking instant loss 2koma

it's normal to pretend puppies are people for a length of time and then rugpull them and treat them like animals in the midst of a conversation. enrichment for puppies, actually.

just a silly little thing :> steel jaws Faith spoiler!!!!!!

girl.

It's casual exhibitionism time! [Meowmix trigger] Dammit!

armor is the bones of knights. a bone scientist confirmed this for me

You can tell which bed is Connie's

Hey how many girls in your orbit would cum if you assigned them homework

What I'm learning about farmers markets is they're hives of lesbian activity

CyberMal cyberpunk is really good!!! Go read now!

I need to get on my cowgoth shit more

Putting Mal through the torment nexus the last couple of days has been a real treat :)

Moomoo Mal...

MAL BUTTER

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have eben called "hubrismaxing victimbait" which sure is a new title I've recieved

these cutscenes are real long so you know what that means: time for maven to waterboard the malbuncle

they're calling me torturebait in the voice chat and getting distracted from their tasks while daydreaming abouit torturing me

anyways for all the people harassing me trying to get me to make animal noises I will do so for an undisclosed secret donation amount ko-fi.com/malachiteos

FF14, the only Richii Mahjong platform with an attached fully immersive MMORPG

learning this panel is true the longer I speak to maven

That sickening little feeling in your chest when you find out people you invited to your server already did through the archives and found all those things you did before you went to hint at them... Oh .. I really do leave those out for anyone to find huh..... Aahhh..

I think Handler is going to send me to the Kennels for this one-

Refresh, Steel Jaws is listed once again!

Final Fantasy 14 w Connie again tonight she is ambivalent about the fact that her chosen class (Arcanist) is the port authority "I just want to summon various flavors of Mal"

Uhh to that end read Steel Jaws Connie literally condenses her soul into it, Faith 3 just released last night and features Things I Have Done To Her which is not a brag but proof that good writing is reflective of it's writer

BIG NEWS, EVERYONE. I HAVE STARTED A PATREON. www.patreon.com/magseidolia?...

perhaps i could do with more shameless wifeposting

I will not apologize for the annoying shameless wife post spamming this is no time for high protocol this is time for you all to SUPPORT MY WIFE IN HER PASSIONS!! Maggie is so so devoted to her craft and deserves all the support and attention she gets and MORE and now you can support her financially

the description of drowning in tar was inspired by the time i got slightly Too High and that happened and i got stuck in puppyspace

Incredible btw, you dose a dog with puppyweed and she writes how it makes her feel into her art

Steel Jaws Speak No Evil: Faith Chapter 3 JOUISSANCE This is what everything has been leading up to. hategrenade.itch.io/steel-jaws

Friday at last…

I have a primordial monkey brained response to bratty women in which i feel compelled to wrap my hands around their throat and- [user was banned for this post]

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playing FF14 with Connie again i'm buffing her and she's stopping to read each buff as I apply them they only last 15 seconds

rest in piss bozo i'm going to piss on your grave

Playing FFXIV with Connie - she's never played an mmo before. No one will guess which class she picked

Me: "I put the chicken in the microwave" Connie: "I need to put this piece on top" (gestures to panko chicken in pan) M: "nothing you do winds up on top" C: "Not to you!" M: ".... That reminds me, when are you hanging out with Mal again?"

why'd i wait this long to play this game ;_;

Heaven will be minecraft

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