Happy new year, auld Lang syne and all that

The start of 2025 was really rough on me, I was actively trying to pull myself out of the dissociative slump that was 2024 by bouncing around shitty jobs that paid poorly and it just was not it. The greatest choice I made this year was moving in with my beloved connie-

There's a half dressed clown out there who *REALLY* hates his job

Carrying around cash in a money clip has made me feel very...bourgeois. I should get a pocket watch next.

connie said "yes sir" to me for the first time last night and I got light headed

Cute but evil™️ By @possumgay.bsky.social

goal for Jan: haircut and immersion blender for new soups

Safeword but it’s saying hot dog like a hot dog vendor at a baseball game

Don't worry I am arms length from her. She's getting beaten into pulp for this

Lol lmao

its already happened to me

mean toi mee ; -;

shirt that says "i had to pause beating my wife to be here"

shirt that says "I had to drop out of trance to be here"

I think I left a vial of estrogen in Philly.....

given how common the "you're the sole survivor of a spaceship crash on a hostile planet" story is in factory games, someone should make a reverse-factory game where you play as an alien tracking down and destroying colonizers who fall out of the sky and try to turn your planet into green tech cards

stop the strange two-legged guy in a spacesuit before your forests are replaced with smokestacks and moving floors carrying away resources

the overmind stirs, bad news in the wave remote scouts have spotted signs of a conveyor belt infestation in the northern plains warriors are birthed and sent to the wound it must be cleansed before it metastasizes into space elevators and rocket launches

Anyway if you want a copy of Bear Witness, it's releasing in February. You'll be able to get a physical copy through @plusoneexp.bsky.social (Story Games membership or the zine store) and digital copies in my Itchio bsky.app/profile/ruff...

FIRST OF ALL

Lrt: what I mean when I say I gotta steal the life force from lesser women

Everyone say "thank you lesbians"

in nine months i bring this conflict baby to term and i will beat connie in wrestling to redeem myself OR i will have to do maggie footrest dogeza for an indeterminate amount of time

I'm a permanent resident of Salem's hole :)

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss, or as they say in mechsplo, bootblack brainwash bitchbreak,

Bloodlust that makes you sound like an age regresser

im under attack

Maven just called maggie the littlest sister ??

Forgot to post the gays #myart #pokemonza

I am not into siscon however,

god i feel ferocious tonight

A waiting doll

TIP: To raise the puppy's Morale when it's exceptionally low, use your Right Mouse Button on it and click the Collar option. For additional points, you can also use the Praise, Stroke, and Stroke (Other Way Around) options depending on the situation and its status.

"Marriages, I think, can work too well in uniting two people as one." "The profession itself I find, at best, tolerable. In consequence, the rest of my life is likely to be, at best, tolerable." "[She] has an eye for a pretty girl, but can't seem to make them last."

"There are two Gods", she'd told me once, "There is the God of inside - the God of churches and prayer meetings and all that - and then there is the God of outside, the God that lives in the trees and in the dirt. And the insects, and the birds, and the things that eat them too."

i’m Connie

I'd wear a G-Shock or like. a fuckin Casio Calculator watch fwiw.

i’ve just got strong secondary location vibes. whether that translates to “little sister” vibes or “compostable suffer puppet” vibes is up to the viewer

What if I was Her Imperial maggiesty God Empress Maven Artemis Persephone Grey

you do footrest dogeza once and then it becomes you

Malochist Malrionette Malchioness, Malory Malgie Malice Malena Maleficent Malvina Malandra Malachite

slacking off on soldier duties

I didn't even post this fit check from the day we met up with Salem and maggie

the horrors persist but so does the horny or something that cumfucktits guy said once

A doll is a type of doodle bear

I should talk to women the way I talk to callie tbh

callie: returned