fuck me, Archon un-dogged my ass

fuck me, i finished SHOWHOUND by @kallidorarho.bsky.social and it is rewriting my brain chemistry in call

I have GOT to start putting holes in my body

Muzzled. #bloodmoon #deadlock

bored at work, have a photo dump

Hound pilot who always comes back to base covered in burns because she just doesn't seem to care about her mech's heat management. Regularly getting cooked alive for a few seconds at a time keeps her constantly tender and hypersensitive to touch. Permanent burns on the face where the muzzle rests.

honestly im gonna employ this strategy

moving me and my wife out of my parents' house by myself may have been an exhausting 13 hour ordeal but i certainly gained muscle from it so i win

you should read high maintenance speed whore unrelated break arts 3 footage

Im gonna have a good day today even if it fucking kills me

nothing makes me more smug at work than carrying 3-4 full cases of liquor around and having customers go "man i hope those are empty for your sake" like no im just built different

Finally getting a chance to doodle some fanart of this one, I love some wholesome stuff too :3c

Sometimes a family is a rebel handler, her ex who is an imperial handler and their hound which they fight for custody over (capturing and brainwashing the hound to love them and not the other)

girls should be allowed to commit murder

i love exactly half of my job because like retail sales suck but when i do wholesale delivery and stocking i can pretend to be working in a mech hangar moving parts around

the Houndler post is getting so much attention jesus christ you people are dogs anyway my coworker might let me borrow a higher quality camera for another shoot

sure, whargever what do you guys think?

got asked to come into work ASAP so i guess im houndling at work now

Normalize telling your friend’s they’re a good obedient dog when they lock in at work. Normalize rewarding your friends for a productive day by taking away their ability to speak, only leaving the barks and whines.

im realizing the entire Houndler thing is just me embracing a tag as an identity like in Girl Frame...

Houndler dog wife with peak aesthetics.

Here are some of the outtakes from the Houndler shoot

would it be wrong to pour root beer in my cold brew? i just wanna feel something

sorry for the typo. just for the ladies, men can kick rocks

Ladies and gentlemen, the Houndler

Houndler photos are done! lemme grab a couple of opinions from friends and ill post them in a few minutes!

getting all done up at 5am to take pictures for a bunch of freaks on the Internet is a surreal experience

wasnt able to do the Houndler photos today bc my coat didnt get here in time, but here you can have these

lets start the new account off strong with muzzleposting :3

i bothered my Handler too much about getting an Ace role in the discord so she made the role but fucking called it "Houndler." i can never escape the bit

got some real bad news started a thing to give me hope help and share if you can gofund.me/43b4f612c

Please help my partner out if you can, if anybody deserves help it's her.

last night i was plugging the microwave in our hotel room in and i got zapped by the electric socket and for like 30 minutes after my dick specifically hurt what the hell

Can I be honest a lot of the Handlers out there ain't shit like girl your dog never shuts the fuck up and is constantly bratting and talking back to you can you like try and DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY???

speaking of this, i have a Houndler photoshoot planned for later today, whenever my new coat gets here

I've always been in love with like. The idea that after enough time with a pilot, the mech absorbs bits and pieces of their personality and their soul. A long-time pilot dies, and their mech is cleaned, repaired and refitted to a new pilot.

messed up how every single day I find myself a little bit prettier. a little bit more fulfilled, a little bit happier, a little bit more in love with myself my body is such an unbelievably beautiful thing to behold

you would think the term "mechsploitation" would mean that it's about sexualizing the mechs. unfortunately, the world is full of devious tricksters, who want to pull the wool over your eyes

being dom-leaning and also a hound has led to my cadre and my Handler calling me the "Houndler" which in turn led to the phrase "I've reached adogtheosis" this morning. this is the best and worst bit I've ever concocted

ig we're doing "how to depict trans women" discourse today so here's my single humble opinion: enough with the hypercock. please.

if she posts something that doesnt get traction Handler changes the pssword to one of the accounts so she can't get back into it

[insanely horny] i should brat more

Mechsploitation fic where instead of a mech the girl is strapped up to a bunch of PCs running different social media accounts she has to run for Handler and every like gets her off just a little until she hits a specific milestone and gets a real treat from Her

I think I've done this too in my own way. Sable's decisive action against infrastructure. Belle's rock steady adherence to her beliefs. These things are beautiful and powerful to me. Hell, even the cis get to join in if they betray heirarchy (Tresst)

When do trans women get to be depicted as beautiful and powerful and knowledgeable? In our own work, and our own work alone, I suppose.

there are a couple of other "handlers" that She lets walk around our base in their stupid leather coats and shitty boots and for SOME reason She won't let me kill them because they're Her "colleagues" or some other made up word. what am i supposed to feel when i see pretenders to Her perfection?

remember this, mutts

man i really was the perfect candidate for being turned into a hound before She got to me. mech-specific depersonalization fantasies, rebellious, hot, immensely suggestible to women with pretty voices, hero complex... She couldn't have asked for a better girl to break

Is this doll parts somehow? For some kind of doll girl?

oh to be a disembodied consciousness regrogrammed and slotted into a 100 foot tall monstrosity of hydraulics and wires designed only to be pointed at Her enemies.... siiiiigh