"your sister's dick feels better sorry"

Knights are just domesticated sellswords, you can still hop into the wilderness and catch yourself a new sellsword to "train" into a knight

puppy who's reinstalling ffxiv

if you're in love with me you have to tell me so I can shoo you away

This is *so* worth your time, no matter your relationship with the original version. I'm so proud of how much Magnolia has grown as a writer in the interval and all of that is on full display here. Calling it a 'rewrite' doesn't do justice to how much she has expanded on the story. It's incredible

the amount of times a day I go "someone should tell me to (thing I really need to do)" because I know I'd do it if I were told is staggering

"the fact that you described the sound of you clawing my thighs as 'like tearing fabric' did something permanent to me" is a fucking amazing thing to hear from a woman

it's imperative that you let me hit you with a metal bat

"I have a hypno trigger that makes me-" oh yeah well I just do whatever I'm told. I'm built different. my wife has three different phrases she can say to make me do monkey noises as loud as I can because she said "this is an order" when she made me do it the first time

okay yeah I'm in love with this

the puppy has a submissive again... how the hell did this happen

happy pride month

I'm not even particularly a chubby chaser but I keep ending up with partners that are bigger than me and I'm not gonna look into it because it fucks

i like it when mechs or knights are given canine features it makes them way hotter

"the fact that you described the sound of you clawing my thighs as 'like tearing fabric' did something permanent to me" is a fucking amazing thing to hear from a woman

I have been getting GLOWING reviews about my head game btw. "how the fuck did you do that" is my favorite one so far

giving head to a girl who's bigger than me and getting turned on about her tummy pressing against my head

I'm not even particularly a chubby chaser but I keep ending up with partners that are bigger than me and I'm not gonna look into it because it fucks

Quick, someone make a petition to swap police presence at pride with an army of mechsplo g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶

i mean it is pride month.. [guiltily shuffles this onto your feed]

>it’s good snuffbait miss >i threaten it with violence >it’s burger

there's nothing as gender affirming as cutting all the sleeves off my t shirts

🏳️‍⚧️ happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️

Listen I know I say it so often but you have to read Steel Jaws Speak No Evil by @ars-synthetica.bsky.social @hategrenadestudio.bsky.social because it's so fucking good. It's so so so so good. Oh, Belle...

A friend showed me Pathologic last night while I was half asleep and this is all I can remember

beating the hounds off with a stick when I show up to the function with this dangling from my hip

girl pinned me down last night and did literally nothing with it bc she doesn't have a dominant bone in her body so she just had me sitting there looking at her

giant butch and arm candy femme but the arm candy is the domme in the relationship

bitches want me for my armored core 6 branded carabiner

the cool thing about dolls is that you can make them sit so prettily and so still and dress them up fancy or not at all it doesn't matter, and you can pop off an arm or hit them if you want and they'll just take it, they might crack but that's okay. it's just a doll. it's just a doll.

parrying the weak Handler protest of “i don’t fuck dogs” with “well clearly you’re the one getting fucked if that height difference is any indication” and watching the proverbial gears spinning in her head for ten seconds before she mentally implodes and pulls her gun on herself

discovered these crazy stretch marks on my ass before my shower this morning and felt lile y'all would enjoy

bitches want me for my armored core 6 branded carabiner

giant butch and arm candy femme but the arm candy is the domme in the relationship

girl I've been flirting with has a MASSIVE bruise from dropping a steel tube on her leg. I'm talking like 2/3 of her thigh is purple naturally, I punched it the second I saw it and she BARKED girl has a bark button

I think my favorite way of hurting a woman is clawing. there's nothing quite like the tearing sound it makes and the increasingly pained sounds as you go over the marks over and over again

I put on this outfit called “peasant disguise” but then I got a notification saying everyone within 2,000 miles of me will be aggroed? Everyone. Not just enemies. I can hear a rumbling in the distance and I can’t get this damn thing off of me.

sitting in a girl's lap and covering her in marks that she asked for in front of her wife, who's coming over every few minutes to ask if we need snacks or drinks

sitting in a girl's lap and covering her in marks that she asked for in front of her wife, who's coming over every few minutes to ask if we need snacks or drinks

Daddy of the yallycule they call me

A knight is a doll in fancy armor. there's always a doll under there and if you can get her armor off you can put her in little outfits and pose her to your liking. it's good for knights. enrichment

I can't believe I met you. I can't believe the happiness I feel with you. You have a vast, vast soul and I will always, always, always come back to it. Kisses, kisses, kisses.

Pilot demoted from active duty due to getting knocked up. Gets put on comms duty, which also just happens to entail being morale officer for the active pilots. She used to be the ace, the top, and made sure everyone else knew it. Now she's a cumdump, too horny from being knocked up to care.

"I'm kind of interested in body writing" "oh we can fucking do that"

"you look like a fucking statue of a goddess"

A knight is a doll in fancy armor. there's always a doll under there and if you can get her armor off you can put her in little outfits and pose her to your liking. it's good for knights. enrichment

Are knights not dolls for princesses to dress up in regalia of their choosing? Are they not toys to be played with and cast aside when done with?

tummy that is impervious to punches