can't go to the park because the kaijus are filling it with cum AGAIN city can't do shit about it

furry world sucks my friend got vored and they were SUPPOSED TO get out three weeks ago but their pred got turned into panties and the hospital is so backed up they haven't been able to get around to this "low intensity problem"

A touching tribute to Mike F

nice pussy idiot

that splitgate guy will forever live in my head as the guy who said "i'm sick of playing the same FPS every year. we're releasing a free-to-play battle royale live-service shooter today."

waoh....

I found a youtuber who's this softly spoken tiny girl that reviews fancy canned fish I didn't even know fancy canned fish was a thing she makes me want fancy canned fish

got you

Yeah, man here ya go

xavier renegade angel dialogue

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.

Imo ESO has a bunch of better looking styles for orcish they look like actual weapons and armour

omg matt forney from the hbomberguy video about pickup artists, i haven't thought about you since college i wonder if he's still pretending to be women on blog sites and writing about how actually girls totally hate getting head

fuckin and suckin and truckin and cuckin

Finally got my settings right

Rian Johnson: You storyboarded the end sequence of Wake Up, Dead Man yet? Storyboard artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Rian Johnson: what

Friendly reminder: Greenland is actually Indigenous territory, not "other white people".

Okay so this is like objectively the antichrist and we need to cleanse it in fire but I'm imagining what if it wasn't an AI but a little avatar for your friend when you VC with them wouldn't that be cute

bernie sanders's deep ass voice surprises me every time

I wanna try tonka beans fuck the vanilla industry

furry world sucks my friend got vored and they were SUPPOSED TO get out three weeks ago but their pred got turned into panties and the hospital is so backed up they haven't been able to get around to this "low intensity problem"

midnight stretches 🐈🐁 (she/her for Hitomi) (he/him for Hitch)

elder scrolls endgame weapons get real fucking cosmic dragonbone/scale equipment is made of time you stab people with a knife made of time good place reference goes here

funniest thing about daedric weapons is that they canonically can be as impractically designed as the smith wants because they will just magically be effective no matter how you design them

love how orcs are well known for their mastery of smithing and then their weapons look like this

i remember five years ago where people could squirm and invent some cope about how palantir isn't Really That Bad or whatever. but it is at least useful for them to say out loud with their whole chest that they're sociopathic worms. enlightening for you, enlightening for me

Democrats desperately need to learn to be this guy

Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.

Nikki Ophan will return with full frontal nudity in Avengers: Doomsday

Still thinking about the Miss Piggy skit at the game awards where it's implied she slept with Geoff Keighly which means Kermit got cucked by Geoff Keighly

the leader of the kobolds gets to sleep in the dragon's slit

Thank you for Eyepatch Wolf for this incredible meme/react.

bottom surgery that makes your pussy look like this

katie durmeter is too sexy and here's why that's a problem

"hey babe, I'm gonna treat you like royalty"

DO NOT TOUCH WILDLIFE. DO NOT FEED WILDLIFE AND HABITUATE IT TO HANGING OUT AROUND HUMANS. DO NOT HANDLE WOUNDED WILDLIFE, CALL A PROFESSIONAL. EXTREMELY DO NOT BREASTFEED BATS.

I'm pumping in her nickle til she's bread

you peasants would be able to buy more if we just gave you less money

movie is such a funny word, oh it moves it's all move-y, toddler coded language

brits confused as to why americans carry around water bottles, and this confusion makes sense when you come from a culture that can open their mouth and have the rain fill their mouth at any time

why is microsoft so shit at naming stuff

got to do a VERY cute custom sticker comm for @junipermoonstone.bsky.social ~

I still have to use Windows for some things and it seems to be just about every day now I'm seeing complaints about it sucking in new ways. So here's a little list of tools I use to make Windows not suck by debloating virtually everything out of it that makes it bad and making it more usable. 🧵

Sprite stacking 101 🧩 #pixelart #indiedev #GameMaker