it's crazy that overdose from alcohol kills almost 500 people every day but overdose from THC has killed [checks notes] POSSIBLY one person. in recorded history.

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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

do not fall for extraction shooter propaganda just admit you like roguelikes pokemon mystery dungeon is right there

Chance encounter (WITH fixed halftone (non-continuous page, this is a tester))

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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

the lion cares not for the opinion of the paramedic on tiktok who tells people not to put things up their butt

I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.

(Taps microphone) Yeah that’s racism

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

today we're all new yorkers

New awareness campaign

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yeah guys simply don't spend that 6$ a week and you'll be able to buy that house in just 2,250 years!

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Deplatforming Nazis is so successful that Musk purchased Twitter to replatform them.

one prediction I have is that gen z's forced nonchalance is going to be one of those generational trend behaviors that future kids make fun of. "don't care + didn't ask" and "Um.... okay?" going to be the gen z equivalent of millennials' "well THAT just happened"

Who wants to bet that someone is going to dress up as an ice agent for halloween and then get beat up

Months ago, Skydance promised Trump they’d limit hiring from minority communities. Now Weiss is taking it further, making sure CBS’s current employee pool is as white as possible. www.nbcnews.com/business/med...

Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass. It NEEDS mass pushback.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

haunted house had the opposite of the intended effect where it made me realize i just genuinely enjoy clowns

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

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there's an episode of the cartoon of this show where the kids use the imagination machine without adult permission and it breaks the fabric of spacetime and turns the world into an apocalyptic nightmare and at the end it's like "and that's why you should always ask a grown up before using stuff"

You ageists. Rob Schneider is telling the truth because he didn't become an adult until 1491 and diseases weren't invented until the 1700s

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

it's so cool that "that's illegal" is just totally meaningless now

same tactics as nazis during the holocaust (down to the self-awareness of what they are doing) btw

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

Unbelievable

the American century of humiliation is in full swing

i am now the proud owner of SCP-5320, SCP-6320, SCP-7320, SCP-8320, and SCP-9320

literally this weekend a buddy of mine pulled out his new phone and it was the size of like, the first iphone and EVERYBODY in the room was ooh-ing and ahh-ing over the manageable size. apparently it cost more for the smaller version

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I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once. And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.

every day another data point that these goons are razing this place and salting the earth. no one in the history of public service has held american people and american traditions in greater contempt than these freaks

it is insane to think of how hard i was gunning for a job at WB my senior year of college bc i knew people there. i dodged the biggest bullet by not moving to LA jfc

just want to say for don't underestimate the power of a simple $5 a month subscription to artists you want to support it may seem insignificant but to put it into perspective: if just 1/4 of my current follow count offered $5 I wouldn't have to worry about rent and focus more on art production

🪐 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — MALKUTH 🪐 Malkuth ("Kingdom") on the Tree of Life represents the physical world. It is the final dwelling place of the divine light that's channeled downwards by the rest of the Tree. The first article of SCP Anthology 2025. October 21st, 3:00 PM ET