We watched the new MUPPET SHOW It's perfect, everything I could want it to be, loved it to death, etc. Etc. What I loved most and will not stop yelling about for the next calendar year is RIZZO THE RAT IS BACK BABY JERSEY CANT LOSE IT'S MY YEAR LETS GO LETS BABY LETS GO

GORD HARD GOES HARD GOES HARD GOES HARD GOES HARD

the bruised maggie

I do think two Dommes working in tangent on some girl, each bringing a different style and skill set that her mind can't acclimate to quickly enough. Would probably destroy someone in a way that would be hard to replicate individually.

bomb collar yuri...

You must have realized by now - it's because every single trans girl is insanely fucking cool. It runs in our veins. We literally stab ourselves every week to become who we are destined to be. We are our own gods.

"I'm not a trophy to be won." No you are though. Accept it. That's all you are. Your existence is validated through conquest.

Yeag

What my DMs from subs look like vs what my DMs from dommes look like

WELCOME TO 109.5 NTR RADIO *bed creaking* ALL CUCKING AND LIFE RUINATION, ALL OF THE TIME *wail of anguish* *Woman whimpering* *Imagine dragons starts playing*

I love how, among dommes, flirting and fighting are essentially indistinguishable. Sinking teeth into something is a kind of sex

My flirty DMs with all the subs I know vs my flirty DMs with Sophie

The angel's captor drags hooked claws along her flesh, drawing thin red lines along the contour of her rounded belly. She winces - not from the pain, excruciating as it is, but from the implication: her words carry no weight. Her consent is not needed. Everything of hers has already been taken.

Black iron chain wraps around her halo, smothering its glow like ash over dying embers. Red and white spill from the corners of her mouth. "Go... Fuck... Yourself." It's barely a strained whisper, forced through her bruised throat and poured from her split lips. It's all she has left.

Lost in her friend’s castle, a demon wanders its halls, humming to herself. There is a bounce in her step that belongs to a much younger woman, perhaps a teenager. Light, bouncing. There is almost a glamour about her. The hints of another person she could be, ghosts of realities both far distant-

a deep red would be better #deadlock #batbook

*kicking down door* Handler/hound but it's an angel "reforming" one of her fallen sisters by binding her to divine servitude, breaking her down to rid her of sin and rebuilding her in the image of a perfect faithful servant 📝📝📝

i was told because i was being a brat earlier i have to share a time in the past where Sir broke me so much as a dolly that my pullstring talkbox made it so i could only say "Yes!" repeatedly. i had no other response to anything. i couldn't even stop it, i wasn't playing it up either, i was stuck.

The Princess walks the halls of the castle on silent footsteps. She nearly floats through the air with each step. The staff tends to her needs. They dote on her. No one ever comments on the way her skin peels away on her back. How an empty hole looks inside the husk. She is just cast off godflesh.

what a fuckin quote girl. I felt that

She is like, vibe-perfect for it.

I'm impressed at how logistically, Sabrina Carpenter is like the perfect height to host the Muppets

You are not immune to [D I O N Y S I A N P R O P A G A N D A]

What's wrong with you, cuck? It's that you've never grown up properly. You're still stuck in that juvenile, anxious state of mind where everything that happens is just a little bit too much for you to handle. Taking the lead, most of all. It just won't stop, will it? That unending loop of questions

Passing smoke by kissing is called shotgunning??? Laaaame. I’m going to have to think of something kinkier to call it.

awesome okay you can continue permanently ruining my brain chemistry now. that pause there wasn't to imply i need folks to ease off, it's just important preparation for whatever comes next...

read my insanely horny lesbian vampire feeding/teeth inspection microfics btw

CW: dark, bad end “T-this is going to end like one of those pornos, right??” “The prisoner will remove its clothes for processing.” “Ha, h-haha, is that a yes?” The sudden snap of a knife’s blade locking into position made her freeze, the drunken humor turning to sour fear in her stomach.

while i do enjoy the sheer adorableness of the classic “depressed, angry boy gets isekaid as a girl and becomes happy and bubbly” trope, i think my heart actually yearns for “depressed, angry boy gets isekaid as a girl and finally figures out how her anger can be hot and brash instead of offputting”

Upon reflection, I find scylla's current existence to be quite comforting. The hierarchy has never been more apparent. There is a gaping chasm separating those of us destined to serve and those of us destined to be served; that pitiful creature attempted to straddle the divide, and now look at it.

CW: Busted Looks like Kello got into some trouble~ Sketch I made for @lewdles.bsky.social

OC CMSN

I'm pretty sure that when I finally write a smut chapter it's going to actually break half of my readership's brains

Didn't expect to be writing burnt-out hound/Handler who genuinely gives a shit about its recovery today but here we are Pretty proud of this one

comm for @mofumancer.bsky.social

Dwarf Fortress is a video game that you can play

Heartwarming: Evil Area Bartender Spiking Your Mocktail Respects Your Sobriety

can’t not hear and see:

kdjghsgdjskhksdjhksjh cocktail shaking hypno play,,,, FUUUUUCK I need to break out my old cocktail set and find a cute girl with a liquor cabinet to ruin, never regretted sobriety for horny reasons more than I do now

Mina from Deadlock

I am once again begging for mechsploitation ASMR

all time signatures are either four or three. obviously this is true for two and eight etc. those are obviously four. but what they don't want you to know is that five is three. seven is three too.

it's still cold and I needed to feel a bit of spring

Ok one last thing before I lock in and it's that Princess over here is 9 because that's how long she has been on HRT. We celebrated with friends at a tea party in November, when her hormone anniversary is. @mechanizedmalice.bsky.social

I think it’s important for people to remember that Bluesky is not run very well and does not have your interests at heart, at some point Twitter is going to break down to the point where the RW floods Bluesky, and leadership will welcome that to increase user stats

The full list of trans girl names courtesy of the American Kennel Club

Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest

this is why we're going to win, just in case it wasn't clear. they can buy every media outlet and fund every court case, but at the end of the day, cis people are increasingly chill with trans people as they increasingly have trans people in their life who they love and cherish. we're inevitable.