well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

holy shit, i’m a canadian citizen…????

peacefield

he’s not kidding btw ouo

Guess who got a big goat smooch tonite from Vanessa Warwick 🐐 🙌 MWUAH~

guessssssssss who got to see ghost again last night 💜💀💜

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

doing my best but the inside of my skull is on fire all the time

I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER

this fits into my theory that adobe is not actually a software company but a series of simulations designed to make you feel every negative emotion know to man. confusion, frustration, anger, despair—you name it, we’ve got it!

bro your head

this is a tremendous article. and also: do you guys understand how insane this makes me feel

I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy. www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,

man i have real actual work that has to be done today, and i am sitting here with my last three functioning synapses on a rolling boil because what the fuck

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

i’m sorry for putting epstein shit on your timelines, it’s just that i had to see it and i can only survive by passing the pain on to others. it’s like the ring but for knowledge of the stupidest sexual predators in the stupidest universe possible

To be clear: I don't think there was any collusion. Moot had no love for the pol crowd and the nazis had already infested the site before pol. But the sheer coincidence is enough to give me a migraine.

An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"

I hate living in the Asshole Cinematic Universe. “So the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?” Fuck off.

honestly not in a million years would i have called this

i really wish i had a video of this!! luna was only the size of rhino’s head, she was dancing around him and hurling her whole body into his face with these ecstatic wiggle jumps rhino lives with a little dachshund so he was a perfect boy and never ran her over with his hugeness

we took luna to the big dog park today! she made best friends with a huge pit mix named rhino. she loves big pit bulls SO MUCH, especially the black and white ones; i think she must have had a very good friend who looked like that when she was a stray and oh god i just made myself so sad

actually i’m tired, if you saw me post something being a crabby crab, no you didn’t

the aronofsky AI revolutionary war series is so ugly in every respect (visually, conceptually, spiritually) that i am hoping everyone can finally accept the cold, hard truth, which is that darren aronofsky has always sucked super hard

for those of you who are familiar with blucifer, aka blue mustang, i designed one of him and he looks So Good. yes, i am tempting blucifer himself to strike me down, but it was worth it (for those of you who do not know, blucifer literally killed his creator) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Mu...

Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.

my fence-sitting attempts to yojimbo my way through act 1 of baldurs gate 3 have just gotten almost everyone killed. killed by whom you might ask. well yes the answer would be me

i have been making more umamusume* boys *yes i know that this says ‘horse girl boys,’ but to be fair, it’s also a pretty accurate description of what i’m doing

hello i drew your beast

im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away

I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol

i understand that looking at my account is whiplash right now but as a human being with a soul i can post stupid drawings AND be incandescently furious at the same time

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

i am so angry

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

they're killing white nurses in broad daylight there is nothing you can do to be above reproach might as well get crazy

He was doing what many have been saying white men should be doing. He went outside to observe, he documented, he put his body on the line to protect another person and for this he was murdered by the gatekeepers of the fascist regime.

see, when you're an artist, you can make up your own umamusume pretty derby horses and then put them in compromising positions, and no one can stop you. i mean common decency could stop me, i guess, but i don't have any of that full sketches available on patreon.com/jimmyjimsjim

at some point i need to talk at length about luna and the apparently incredible culture that the stray dogs of houston have made for themselves. i have never encountered anything like it if you ever get the chance to adopt a stray from houston—and there are so, so many—do it

miss ma’am in happier (warmer) times she has put on SO MUCH muscle since we got her, and her coat is glossier and softer than anything i’ve ever seen. when she first got here, she had so little facial muscle mass that her eyes looked like they were bugging out of her head

it is currently 12F/-11C and our teeny tiny dog is going to be very upset when she finds that out

tried to draw and that didn’t really work out so i unno. maybe i’ll just lie here

going to try to unfuck the vibes on my account by reposting some old art. later tho

idk man, i do art as an expression of joy and there is not a lot of joy around right now. i hope i can draw again soon

I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"

for the record, this is the only blocklist you actually need on here bsky.app/profile/did:...

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

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