rehoused my beautiful LP tarantula yesterday, please clap she was a surprise female (legspan over 5 inches and i can JUST NOW tell the sex) so god willing, i will have her for many more years and she will grow to double that size her name is thunderdome

had one of those days where i drew and drew and nothing came out right. i do wish this was something that you got to grow out of as an artist, but alas

"It always made me feel less alone." I've heard this said by other MST3K fans, and I think it's just about the most gratifying thing you can hear about something you worked on.

I resisted getting an air fryer for 5 years but I finally caved and now all I can think about is going to the store and just seeing what stuff I can air fry. I get it now. This must be how man felt after discovering fire.

i have a weird special interest for corporate machinations, especially in legacy media companies, and i own that HOWEVER every sliver of knowledge i have about the CONTENT of recent dc comics is my husband’s fault because he reads them. my god i hate him for this

in a better world, i would read the words ‘harley fart comic’ and then wake up in a cold sweat. horrified, yes, but also comforted by the realization that this was all some terrible dream

being online makes me feel insane all the time, so thank you to all of the people right here in this one particular corner of online who are cool

crop from a page i am working on. when comic companies are full of assholes, you have to make your own fun

man i am trying to work

I feel it is my responsibility as your mainstream comic book friend to further explain that what dc is doing to Gretchen is unprecedented They haven’t only cancelled the series, they are refunding the comics that are already created and recalling the issue that is already sold.

sorry about all the reposts, i’ve mostly got it out of my system but im mad as hell today

Lobdell, the previous Red Hood author, stayed on for SIX. YEARS. after admiting to sexually harassing a colleague at a panel in 2013. it only took further allegations of grooming in 2019 for them to finally boot him off the comic

Please post exactly correctly or the people who declared the ninth crusade against a restaurant chain for changing its logo two weeks ago may act rashly

Really notable, all this weasel word shit about “political violence” is the bad kind. We’re supposed to gun each other down and live in fear of random violence, but when it affects the people cheering it on and making it possible, it’s time for introspection and answers. Hmm.

frankly, it is the pretending to care that rankles the most. the performative hiring of minority artists and writers, then immediately abandoning them if the twelve chuds who still buy comic books get mad online. you have made your own walled garden, and it is full of assholes

both marvel and dc were very happy to paint alan moore as a disgruntled crank for decades while shamelessly copying his work—all of which turned out like shit because they never understood the work in the first place. comics can be beautiful and it sucks ass that we’re still in the same stupid place

i don’t go nuclear on here a lot but i am so tired of everyone with even a sliver of institutional power being a giant squealing baby coward while regular-ass citizens are literally fighting ice in the streets. fuck you. i hope selling your soul for the illusion of security was worth it

LMAO he literally said your wife was an "affirmative action hire" because black women "do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously" get a fucking grip

i would also like to add that it is clear that bluesky itself is targeting gretchen felker-martin for at least the second time, so let’s not let bluesky off the hook! @jay.bsky.team no amount of bowing and scraping will keep you safe from the baying hounds of the trump administration. grow a spine

thank you to dc editorial for once again hiring a writer and then immediately hanging her out to dry. weird how this only seems to happen to certain kinds of writers and artists. well, i won’t look too closely into that, im sure that there are no troubling patterns going back decades or anything

Dear Bluesky mods: point out a single inflammatory or incorrect statement in this post.

Gretchen Felker-Martin Red Hood run was cancelled by DC after she expressed an opinion about the death of a man who wanted trans women like her wiped off the face of the Earth Feeling the massive spirit of debate here!

Gretchen Felker-Martin getting her comic cancelled for echoing this exact sentiment is *wildly* on-the-nose

hello! it is me, the ruler of disney dreamlight valley. yes, i am dressed as some kind of demon secretary in thigh highs and tiny shorts. no, this is not even close to the sluttiest outfit i own. i buy most of my clothes from a duck wearing a top hat

Slaps this bad boi everywhere

update: it was FUCKING perimenopause again. hormone shot fixed a month of worsening depression within two hours. i am going to blow up the entire world

i have been trying to go back to my regular oc drawings but i am just desperately uninspired in a way that i have never, ever been. it’s very weird and i do not enjoy it

working on some clark/lex stuff today to restore balance to my account

you know what? breathing is overrated

you know what? breathing is overrated

Kirin getting out of a nice bath. Lovingly drawn by @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social 💖

crop of a picture i made for my husbo's birthday

lost another one of my old man spiders last night. he lived for over two years after maturing so he had a (very!!!) long life, but i will really miss him

I tell my friends I love them all the time and don't guard my emotions, I've teared up recording the show even if it's just about the computer because I give a shit about the work and how people are treated. You don't have to hide how you feel and those who try to make you stop are weak

do not give into thoughts like “nothing matters”, it’s not true. everything matters as long as we are all alive

the dumbest part is that they're only taking pictures because the cat wanted them for his onlyfans, but you really can't control what cat boyfriends do at any point in time

i had to pause this for a couple of weeks to work on patreon stuff, but it is getting close to done

the dumbest part is that they're only taking pictures because the cat wanted them for his onlyfans, but you really can't control what cat boyfriends do at any point in time

i do enjoy the ghost discord

I need to update this, I made it like a year ago and I found countless more amazing artists to shout out, but for now in case you had not seen this one before check it out ;3 #terato #teratophilia #monsterfucker #mechalover go.bsky.app/HRRvGSo

books at the airport used to be called THE GUNMAN'S HYPOTHESIS and now they are called FEATHERSONG BOOK IV: THE BALLAD OF THE WINGWEAVER (PART 12 OF THE SMOKESINGERS SAGA)

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fiction is funny because on the one hand, you could easily spend decades crafting convincing characters and beautiful narratives. on the other hand, at any point you could also write ‘just kidding, everything is fine, the end,’ and it would be exactly as true as all the complicated stuff

i am working like 3 stories ahead on the bruce gets his life together arc, and the lex in my heart is so annoyed that i am making him spend time with this man. hush everyone it’s good for you

i have been slowly building a weird pocket universe where lex and the joker become best pals. this leads to all sorts of dumb things, not the least of which is lex and clark having involuntary ringside seats to the Bruce Wayne Being a Dipshit show

this is nominally a porn account and not a Fan Bullshit account, so here is a preview of a thing that is going up on patreon later today

piracy is a morally correct choice in a world where prices increase in inverse relativity to job prospects. you deserve access to culture no matter what side of the poverty line you're on. buy a used video game console and jailbreak it, learn to torrent, install soulseek. art is for everyone

i’m doing my best over here but if i ever do give up and strap a rocket to myself in order to blast off for the moon, only to fail catastrophically and explode after barely clearing the garage, please do know that i tried* *tried my best in general. i clearly did not try very hard with the rocket

this is nominally a porn account and not a Fan Bullshit account, so here is a preview of a thing that is going up on patreon later today