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Bluesky's semi-hidden "Sexually suggestive (cartoon)" moderation mode is one of their most embarrassing design decisions. I bet there's SO many users who think they turned on visible nudity but accidentally have on a setting that treats Jessica Rabbit as UNACCEPTABLE where dick on main is ACCEPTABLE

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

after my sad, bad month and my sad, bad year, a lot of things have suddenly started aligning for me. i can only conclude that i am now, at long last, the protagonist of reality

*sips tea* virginiamercury.com/2025/11/05/d...

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

I want you to think about the worst person you know and how miserable they are and use that as motivation to keep going we are going to win

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

You all have the green light to go to the Nazi bar and collect crash out screenshots and post them here. Bring me their pain. We will warm ourselves by the fires of their self immolations

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

for the record, i am sad because my dog died at the end of an already difficult year, not because the seasons changed. all sympathy to seasonal affective disorder sufferers but that is not what this is

i don’t have a halloween picture this year because i have maintained a state of very sad-ness. i thought i was going to be able to defeat it, but sometimes, you gotta be sad

this shit has got me fucked UP, between the massive pressure shift and the pollen i’m actually nauseous right now

there are actual active tags for these that i continually forget to use #clex #superlex

yet another set of comic pencils. someday, i might go back and finish one of these (i will not)

hwat

I still have a few personal Adonises to deliver, but based on the last count, my estimate is that we raised around $10,000 for food banks and other worthy causes worldwide. Ten thousand dollars!!

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

it is certainly A Take to roll up and declare that video games should cost $100 each, and that the people who do not want to pay that are babies. hey op what’s your annual income, i just wanna check something real quick

at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid

just AAAAAA

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

starting to get more traction on tumblr for my stuff than i do on here which is weird. then again tumblr is the ideal audience for my particular Brand (niche fan bullshit for me and 3 other people)

please enjoy the best comic panel i have ever drawn. full minicomic is up on patreon (it's not dirty, just stupid)

please enjoy the best comic panel i have ever drawn. full minicomic is up on patreon (it's not dirty, just stupid)

Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

i didn’t think i’d be able to do a halloween illustration because i have been so sad, but i am happy to say that i was wrong about that. this year’s theme is ghost hunting (actual ghosts, not the band)

today’s disney dreamlight valley look is ‘how dare you! i am simply DEVASTATED by the loss of my husband!’

hey mods can u have a meltdown and ruin this site in november instead? i like this month

Rough pencils for a two-page comic about Lex causing an HR incident by being Too Hot. Unfortunately for the future productivity of Joker, LLC, it turns out that there is a tactical advantage to having an outfit you can just unzip all the way down

Rough pencils for a two-page comic about Lex causing an HR incident by being Too Hot. Unfortunately for the future productivity of Joker, LLC, it turns out that there is a tactical advantage to having an outfit you can just unzip all the way down

ATTENTION THE EXTREMELY NICHE MEDIA ARGUMENTS INDEX REPORTS THAT ONLINE STRESS LEVELS ARE VERY HIGH THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IS CURRENTLY TRACKING A LARGE NUMBER OF SERIOUS FIGHTS OVER GRANULAR DIFFERENCES RISK OF ARGUMENTS BREAKING CONTAINMENT: HIGH PLEASE PLAN YOUR POSTS ACCORDINGLY

lots of ideas about what makes a good or bad ceo, but i think step one is having someone close enough to you who can take your phone away when your online meltdown progresses into day two/three/four

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

thank you to everyone for your nice comments on this. you have helped my brain and soul, and i am being very serious about that

peacefield

peacefield

why are we letting you hoard all this wealth just for your constant hyper growth scammy circle jerks? go manage an applebees you asshole

the worst thing about grief is how uneven it is. just up and down all the time, you’ll have hours or even days where things are ok and then it all comes smashing back in again. today is a smash back in day

i finished my papa v perpetua painting yesterday. my husband says it looks good, but i can’t tell how anything looks right now

our little dog passed away this week. it was very sudden and awful. we will be ok, but goddamn.

Moths 🌙💜✨️

rehoused my beautiful LP tarantula yesterday, please clap she was a surprise female (legspan over 5 inches and i can JUST NOW tell the sex) so god willing, i will have her for many more years and she will grow to double that size her name is thunderdome

had one of those days where i drew and drew and nothing came out right. i do wish this was something that you got to grow out of as an artist, but alas

"It always made me feel less alone." I've heard this said by other MST3K fans, and I think it's just about the most gratifying thing you can hear about something you worked on.

I resisted getting an air fryer for 5 years but I finally caved and now all I can think about is going to the store and just seeing what stuff I can air fry. I get it now. This must be how man felt after discovering fire.

i have a weird special interest for corporate machinations, especially in legacy media companies, and i own that HOWEVER every sliver of knowledge i have about the CONTENT of recent dc comics is my husband’s fault because he reads them. my god i hate him for this