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‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

‘i’m drawing batjokes for my husband and only for him,’ i lied lyingly

This is a fight between the volunteers of the Democratic Party and the consultant/billionaire class of the Democratic Party. That's what it is.

I'm so fucking tired of hearing that trans kids need to eat shit. That we need to let lawless bygones be bygones. That data centers get all our water and we just need to adjust to the future. That the Supreme Court is static and we just need to sit there and not have rights.

i finished this (hooray!) and i would like to draw your attention to my favorite part, joker’s little batman backpack in panel 3

Do not speak to me of "barriers to entry". Every act of creation is slicing out a thin sliver of light from the existential darkness of the human condition. You not being able to pick up a fucking pencil and risk failing does not even register.

I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

i think my favorite thing about online is people who clearly have a massive amount of talent dedicating 110% of their energy to something deeply silly

People act like Alan Moore is a self-indulgent drug-addled artiste, and he is that, but he also is a guy who really loves "comic books shit." He loves a comic book-assed type of comic book. He loves to have a guy fight a gorilla. These types of storytelling are not incompatible with one another!

❤️🖤🤍Character Adopt up on TH♥ toyhou.se/39906107.ope...

two thousand five hundred nineteen dollars

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If you have ever emailed a writer to let them know you enjoyed something they wrote, you are among the noblest and best and most saintly in this entire world, and I hope you sleep really well tonight.

truly want to know who is out there in the world paying almost $300 for a thundercats statue

Ah, Mx Bond. Late to the party again. Had you not shown ageism to me by arriving late, you'd have heard the land acknowledgement rendering you out of your jurisdiction. Now if you'd consent to sitting down and listening, allow my unionized enforcement specialists to escort you to the lazeHER cannon.

i understand why nintendo makes it difficult to share screenshots of tomodachi life. my miis are saying things like ‘why would anyone buy a gallon of piss’? right now because i did not think things through when i answered the question ‘whats something you don’t like?’ it’s still annoying, though

today is the day :(

so yeah, sleep? that's the good shit. when i sleep, i can draw. it's wild! and now that i have slept and colored some stuff, i can show you this very cropped image of lex having a mid-coitus revelation about himself. full image will go on patreon once i get panel one done

so yeah, sleep? that's the good shit. when i sleep, i can draw. it's wild! and now that i have slept and colored some stuff, i can show you this very cropped image of lex having a mid-coitus revelation about himself. full image will go on patreon once i get panel one done

i have to get a dental crown tomorrow, possibly the least-good type of crown available

for the record, this was massive sleep deprivation

for the record, i don’t know if the ‘expanded moderation labels’ change much. bsky has had account-wide adult labels for years (mine got one almost instantly when i joined), but it’s always a good reminder to check your settings like if you’re seeing me, your settings are obviously correct lmao

Yo @bsky.app this new nsfw filter is horrible. It hides whole accounts, I have to click through a censor bar to see what a friend thought of a movie because a year ago they drew a butt? We already had content filters, this just makes the site unusable and deters a chunk of your audience from posting

adhd is crazy cause you can rot for an entire week and finally on day 7 your third eye opens and all the tasks you were procrastinating on get done in 3 hours

our island is named macho man randy savage island

tomodachi life updates: in spite of my best efforts to get clark and lex together, lex and the joker got married and somehow had a kid. meanwhile, bruce married my husband’s slutty oc, alfred the butler got hitched to 70s blaxploitation star velvet smooth, and jason todd is dating a skunk

cat(boy) cafe guy on the left is not a catboy, but the manager hired him for fairly obvious reasons

cat(boy) cafe guy on the left is not a catboy, but the manager hired him for fairly obvious reasons

thought I'd be brave and actually try rendering some clothes

devastation today in the local dog community as rain revealed to be both cold AND wet

i love a okee :3 ass bitch

what happens when i try to do anything in this damn house that does not involve them

KICKS THE DOOR IN!!! 💜NEW GHOST CONCERT FILM IN AUGUST💜 KICKS THE DOOR BACK OUT!!!!

I've always loved this performance because he plays it completely genuinely. he knows the choreography, his costume is tailored and well suited to his body, the entire vibe is silly and celebratory instead of showing quiet distaste for what he's doing, as a lot of men would

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

this picture is about six years old now. i drew it with the goal of making people upset; it has succeeded mightily in that regard. sample responses include 'oh my god,' 'what is wrong with you,' and 'does this count as captain planet x hexxus slash'

One of Colorado's greatest landmarks is Blue Mustang, aka Blucifer, the giant horse statue at the Denver International Airport. It has glowing red eyes and a giant wang, and it fucking murdered the man who made it. Here, I have drawn Blucifer as a pretty horsey man because I have a brain disease

One of Colorado's greatest landmarks is Blue Mustang, aka Blucifer, the giant horse statue at the Denver International Airport. It has glowing red eyes and a giant wang, and it fucking murdered the man who made it. Here, I have drawn Blucifer as a pretty horsey man because I have a brain disease

this picture is about six years old now. i drew it with the goal of making people upset; it has succeeded mightily in that regard. sample responses include 'oh my god,' 'what is wrong with you,' and 'does this count as captain planet x hexxus slash'

i haven’t drawn anything in quite a while, but i just…don’t want to? i’m not super sad or super busy, and i’m not working on another project. normally this would be upsetting, but i’m actually feeling good! physically active, bein social, spending very little time online. it’s a weird place to be

will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

what did i damn tell you. your twitter views are faaaaaaaaake

I heard there was Gen X discourse afoot and I’m here to help scratchbomb.com/04/2026/deat...

i do still miss my porn twitter pals because we used to talk and riff over there and it was a lot of fun. very much a time and place thing, couldn’t recreate it now, but it was the first time in a very long stretch of posting online that i felt connected to a community, whatever that means

MARAZHAI and i am remembering the tag!! #elfenjoyers

ok i lied, one more repost because wooo rogue trader mentioned

Owlcat games board room meeting where they discuss what happened regarding their 40k video game adaptation where instead of capturing the anticipated dork male 40k fanbase they instead attracted a Ton of insane women who don't care about dumb lore and instead want to fuck the Evil Space Twink Elf