i don’t even follow college basketball and i can’t get enough of that fucking UCONN win. i’ve watched every clip from every angle in the venue multiple times, god damn

my running theory is that a whole lot of people got hooked on screens during the pandemic and now they can’t conceive of just being in the car and driving without something blaring in their face or in their ears. i’ve been driving for [depressingly huge number of years], never seen anything like it

These are gorgeous designs! Huge fan of the unicorn, that blue is intense!

Oh look I was right. Oh well, just $1 billion that never gets wired to anybody after an endless media hype cycle about the death of hollywood. Pobody's Nerfect! I'm sure everybody who wrote scary stories about Sora 2 destroying Hollywood will apologize www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

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My barber may have been looking at a picture of a dog when he gave me this haircut.

swear to god, someone needs to make a pamphlet about dog behavior called ‘that doesn’t mean what you think it does’

once again the news people on this site are lamenting that it is not the same as peak twitter, and once again i must point out that twitter was already on the way out in terms of relevance six years ago. it was the product of a specific time and place, neither of which are here or now

"The bartender says, 'If you can jump up and hit all three steaks with your hand, your drinks are on the house. The guy shakes his head and says, 'No way, the steaks are too high.'" "Man, fuck off."

"The bartender says, 'If you can jump up and hit all three steaks with your hand, your drinks are on the house. The guy shakes his head and says, 'No way, the steaks are too high.'" "Man, fuck off."

the best and worst thing about humanity is that we are remarkably consistent. i can assure you that if you see anyone claim that this generation or this moment in history is totally unique for any reason, the person making that claim is dumb as all hell

i have had ‘i know it’s over’ by the smiths stuck in my head for two endless days, and for those two days i have been been fighting back tears over this stupid song. today i finally gave in and just bawled all over the place i do not feel proud of myself but i do feel a little better

well, I GUESS we’re stuck with them 💖✨

It's so nice to read a book written 25 years ago featuring a truly flawed and reprehensible protagonist knowing the author never had to come online and spoon feed the story to readers incapable of not treating fiction like a book of manners

it is annie’s first time in da SNOW

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

hahahahahahahahahaha

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

in a feat of possible good fortune and definite bad timing, my husband and i are doing a trial adoption of a second dog this week

if you are reading this, it’s too late. bluesky has fallen for the 100th time as declared by a guy who posts here once a month to complain about how bluesky is falling

(thinking on my feet after realizing my posts are bad) bluesky is dying

you don’t know how twitter works!! traffic started dropping pre pandemic and cratered after musk took over. you can look it up! your views and likes are bots. my following (92k!) was organic because i had a mature account, ie not in the discovery algorithm. actual impressions cratered in 2022-23

seriously, if you haven’t looked recently, hop over to kotobukiya or the usa gundam store and just. take a look. whatever you’re imagining, you will not even get close to what shit like azur lane and goddess of victory nikke are laying down in the statue department

once again, it was a terrible mistake to look at the rampant sexualization of female characters and conclude that the answer was that nobody should get sexy armor and boob physics. the answer is that EVERYONE should get sexy armor and boob physics

what i have learned from looking at import figures and statues is that there is absolutely no level of Horny that you can put in a design that is too much. every day i am astounded by new paradigms of what technically counts as clothing. we must extend this aesthetic beyond busty women to busty men

excited to announce that designing horse boys has now evolved into its destined final form: making the entire staff of an unreasonably sexy catboy cafe, where they seem to mostly sell sex but probably also sell a latte or two

ok so as i mentioned weeks ago, i have been playing umamusume. and because i am also not well balanced in my brain, i started designing pretty horseboys. if you want to see the other horse boys, they're on patreon patreon.com/jimmyjimsjim

If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

i hope that i can find a way to make posting here a little easier in the future. like i hate to say it, but i have the worst time with alt text--even though i actually enjoy writing it, part of my brain registers it as One More Task and i will put off posting images on bsky just to avoid it

ok so as i mentioned weeks ago, i have been playing umamusume. and because i am also not well balanced in my brain, i started designing pretty horseboys. if you want to see the other horse boys, they're on patreon patreon.com/jimmyjimsjim

ugh i guess i should also post some of the sexy horse men i made huh

im still sick, but i AM well enough to draw again, and that means more stupid fake-screenshot comics. here is a panel of bruce wayne flipping out! full comic is on patreon patreon.com/jimmyjimsjim

IT’S COVID SIX FUCKING YEARS IN, AND WE FINALLY GOT COVID FUCK THE ENTIRE STATES OF KANSAS AND OKLAHOMA, GODDAMN GET YOUR SHOTS YOU ASSHOLES

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

slowly dragging myself out of being so so so so sick only to discover that i may have given hellflu to my husband

because i am sick (i have the flu) and i hate myself (unrelated), i have been reading r/ChatGPTcomplaints. it is in the process of melting down because openai removed access to gpt 4o, which is the super sycophantic version of gpt that gave everybody mental disorders

i often think about this review

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

barely related, but this was easily the weakest part of the new superman, and that’s saying a lot when you’re talking about a movie that also had an entire cloning subplot appear and disappear in 35 seconds

guess who has da flu

Shit I didn't include the link. Maybe you shouldn't trust me. Draw your horse here: gradient.horse

holy shit, i’m a canadian citizen…????

peacefield

he’s not kidding btw ouo

Guess who got a big goat smooch tonite from Vanessa Warwick 🐐 🙌 MWUAH~

guessssssssss who got to see ghost again last night 💜💀💜

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

doing my best but the inside of my skull is on fire all the time

I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER