what happens when i try to do anything in this damn house that does not involve them

KICKS THE DOOR IN!!! 💜NEW GHOST CONCERT FILM IN AUGUST💜 KICKS THE DOOR BACK OUT!!!!

I've always loved this performance because he plays it completely genuinely. he knows the choreography, his costume is tailored and well suited to his body, the entire vibe is silly and celebratory instead of showing quiet distaste for what he's doing, as a lot of men would

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

this picture is about six years old now. i drew it with the goal of making people upset; it has succeeded mightily in that regard. sample responses include 'oh my god,' 'what is wrong with you,' and 'does this count as captain planet x hexxus slash'

One of Colorado's greatest landmarks is Blue Mustang, aka Blucifer, the giant horse statue at the Denver International Airport. It has glowing red eyes and a giant wang, and it fucking murdered the man who made it. Here, I have drawn Blucifer as a pretty horsey man because I have a brain disease

One of Colorado's greatest landmarks is Blue Mustang, aka Blucifer, the giant horse statue at the Denver International Airport. It has glowing red eyes and a giant wang, and it fucking murdered the man who made it. Here, I have drawn Blucifer as a pretty horsey man because I have a brain disease

this picture is about six years old now. i drew it with the goal of making people upset; it has succeeded mightily in that regard. sample responses include 'oh my god,' 'what is wrong with you,' and 'does this count as captain planet x hexxus slash'

i haven’t drawn anything in quite a while, but i just…don’t want to? i’m not super sad or super busy, and i’m not working on another project. normally this would be upsetting, but i’m actually feeling good! physically active, bein social, spending very little time online. it’s a weird place to be

will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

what did i damn tell you. your twitter views are faaaaaaaaake

I heard there was Gen X discourse afoot and I’m here to help scratchbomb.com/04/2026/deat...

i do still miss my porn twitter pals because we used to talk and riff over there and it was a lot of fun. very much a time and place thing, couldn’t recreate it now, but it was the first time in a very long stretch of posting online that i felt connected to a community, whatever that means

MARAZHAI and i am remembering the tag!! #elfenjoyers

ok i lied, one more repost because wooo rogue trader mentioned

Owlcat games board room meeting where they discuss what happened regarding their 40k video game adaptation where instead of capturing the anticipated dork male 40k fanbase they instead attracted a Ton of insane women who don't care about dumb lore and instead want to fuck the Evil Space Twink Elf

for a good 4 years i had a singular focus on drawing beautiful pornography, but lately it’s just been dumb superman cartoons and guys in little outfits. at this point my patrons have to feel like they’re in an andre 3000 flute album situation

ok that’s enough for now. thank you for joining me on this trip down memory lane

night moves

i got really into mecha shojo model kits a while back! sadly, mecha shonen is not really a thing, but whenever i see a problem, i also see a Solution

vampire x werewolf, halloween 2021

you have to be patient~

monster cereals mascots as otome game characters (count chocula, frankenberry, booberry, frute brute, yummy mummy). no i don't know what's wrong with me

To: Crusader High Command From: Office of Field Operations Re: RE: Re: Re: Staffing issues Ok but at this point i think people are just joining us TO have sex with demons ---show quoted content---

it's important to listen to your partner, especially when he's an idiot

too tired to draw new stuff so here’s some old stuff

I ain't "neurospicy" I got some disorders

i have two very smart dogs, and unfortunately for them, they have me

i have two very smart dogs, and unfortunately for them, they have me

How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

the ‘liberal’ finance bro cluster is having yet another crash out, with sky marchini being a ring-leading dickhead AGAIN, and i guess i have to ask at what point do they notice that they are the problem. i finally blocked that account because jesus christ

they have since fixed it, but ‘headed to the moon with a broken toilet’ really is The metaphor for our times

i don’t even follow college basketball and i can’t get enough of that fucking UCONN win. i’ve watched every clip from every angle in the venue multiple times, god damn

my running theory is that a whole lot of people got hooked on screens during the pandemic and now they can’t conceive of just being in the car and driving without something blaring in their face or in their ears. i’ve been driving for [depressingly huge number of years], never seen anything like it

These are gorgeous designs! Huge fan of the unicorn, that blue is intense!

Oh look I was right. Oh well, just $1 billion that never gets wired to anybody after an endless media hype cycle about the death of hollywood. Pobody's Nerfect! I'm sure everybody who wrote scary stories about Sora 2 destroying Hollywood will apologize www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

Top comment on r/technology lol www.reddit.com/r/technology...

My barber may have been looking at a picture of a dog when he gave me this haircut.

swear to god, someone needs to make a pamphlet about dog behavior called ‘that doesn’t mean what you think it does’

once again the news people on this site are lamenting that it is not the same as peak twitter, and once again i must point out that twitter was already on the way out in terms of relevance six years ago. it was the product of a specific time and place, neither of which are here or now

"The bartender says, 'If you can jump up and hit all three steaks with your hand, your drinks are on the house. The guy shakes his head and says, 'No way, the steaks are too high.'" "Man, fuck off."

"The bartender says, 'If you can jump up and hit all three steaks with your hand, your drinks are on the house. The guy shakes his head and says, 'No way, the steaks are too high.'" "Man, fuck off."

the best and worst thing about humanity is that we are remarkably consistent. i can assure you that if you see anyone claim that this generation or this moment in history is totally unique for any reason, the person making that claim is dumb as all hell

i have had ‘i know it’s over’ by the smiths stuck in my head for two endless days, and for those two days i have been been fighting back tears over this stupid song. today i finally gave in and just bawled all over the place i do not feel proud of myself but i do feel a little better

well, I GUESS we’re stuck with them 💖✨

It's so nice to read a book written 25 years ago featuring a truly flawed and reprehensible protagonist knowing the author never had to come online and spoon feed the story to readers incapable of not treating fiction like a book of manners

it is annie’s first time in da SNOW

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates