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Cooks are watching the world cup game on they phones and the KM ain't said shit because Mexico is playing and he has the good sense to know that you gotta pick your battles.

More states need to pass this (New Mexico why are we behind on this!). It should be my right as a free citizen to buy tamales from old ladies in parking lots. It cannot be as harmful a allowing the sale of raw milk, c'mon.

DREAM JOURNAL: I attempt to join a secret order of wizards. To haze new pledges, they trick them into going through a magic doorway, which isekais them into a hostile fantasy world. Pledges must survive for the evening, but due to Narnia-rules time dilation, they experience a subjective 14 years.

this is amazing

The Bricks and Minifigs scandal is important because it is opening the eyes of more Americans to the great nexus of evil in this nation - small business owners, the police, and the LDS church.

Playing Subnautica 2 early access and it's an incredible choice on the part of the developers to tie large parts of the story back to a Half Life mod from 25 years ago

DREAM JOURNAL: I'm back in a restaurant I worked in 15 years ago and a ticket comes in for chicken pot pie. I execute the pickup flawlessly. Clearly that job information remains lodged deep and intractable within my brain.

YOU, A DIPSHIT: kvetching about some bullshit or other, idk who cares ME, A GENIUS: eating a big radish sandwich. Crusty baguette, GENEROUS spread of butter, crunchy flakes of maldon salt

Watching the TV show For All Mankind: ASTRONAUT: "There is nothing I love more than my beautiful wife and perfect children, except of course the moon. Man I would throw those dipshits under the bus yesterday if it meant I could go to the moon again." ASTRONAUT WIFE: "You're so right for that baby."

No, it's not OK to enjoy Mr Beast. No, it's not OK to enjoy Harry Potter. No, it's not OK to enjoy Jimmy Fallon. We have to draw a line somewhere for God's sake.

Once again a hearty "morituri te salutant" to my comrades working in foodservice today

Unprompted Mordheim take: the Sisters of Sigmar should be allowed to take crossbows. A warrior nun with a crossbow just feels correct. They still don't have access to shooting skills, so the warband maintains its melee focus, though.

Haters be like: "Trench Crusade is inferior to 40k because its grim darkness is relentless and untempered by levity," and buddy that's a you problem.

Purchased some Chuck Taylors at a yard sale today. I did not particularly need new shoes, and these were in fact in a colorway I already had at home. But the thing about the Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star High Top, is that it is a "commodity shoe."

Destreamerization. The elimination of streamers as a class

the astronauts should have done a land acknowledgement for the moon before going up there 😔

Got caught up on watching Invincible last night and I think that Seth Rogan might be the most experienced fake sex noise maker of any actor working today.

DREAM JOURNAL: Went to the library to use one of their PC to download a GBA emulator and ROMs. The monitors were extremely large, so I'd periodically have to stop typing, wheel my chair back, and crane my neck up, in order to see the whole thing.

Games Workshop has beefed it with the upcoming City of Ash box for AoS. Human mercenaries vs. Skaven of Clan Eshin in the smoking ruins of a once-proud city? Fantasy urban ruin terrain? This was the perfect opportunity for a thematic reboot of Mordheim set in the Mortal Realms! You came so close!

As a One Piece reader, this is how it feels when my friends who enjoyed Netflix's live action One Piece come to me with questions about the series. #onepiece #opla

Binge-watched all the Purge movies because I'm a stupid bitch who hates himself.

If you're a writer or researcher who thinks AI is better than you at your job, I believe you. I just don't think you should pretend like your skill issue affects me

Showed a friend of mine a picture of a young Minoru Suzuki and she instantly began twirling her hair as some kind of pavlovian response

ai in theory, design, and practice has not been a low-cost way for poor people to access artistry, but rather a very expensive way for rich people to vent their jealousy that poor people vastly outclass them artistically despite limited resources

I CAN DRAW ANYTHING

Speed Racer (2008) The FP (2011)

Every time I see @edzitron.com publishing another insightful and well-researched investigation into the house of cards that is the tech economy, I think to myself: "That's the guy who went on @animesickos.bsky.social and said that Jujutsu Kaisen was mid." Then as now, speaking truth to power.

If anybody thinks this is a joke

Let's do a little raffle ! I have gathered a small box of bits that I call the Mordheim Special, and I'll send it to a lucky winner picked at random on the first of february - shipping cost included up to a certain point. Reblog and follow to enter, description below !

A friend of mine said he was consider a change and trying to "live off the grid." Couldn't be me. Personally I love the grid. Exchanging money for goods and services whips ass. The thing about subsistence farming is: it sucks! Basically everyone ever quit doing it literally as soon as they could!

Hey remember that time Scott Adam married an influencer half his age and then two years later she broke up with him over Instagram? Anyway that dude is dead.

Coworker constantly has her phone or on her workstation. I was curious if she was addicted to getting social media updates or something similar. However it turns out that she was just using it as a clock, as she is a zoomer and therefore cannot read the analog one mounted on the wall lol

Kitbash of a Dummy13 arm, based on "Can't Help Myself" by Sun Yuan and Peng Yu. Base size 60mm.

My platform in 2026 is the same as it was in 2025. We've got to get Mr. Beast. Whatever we can get him on. Like getting Al Capone on tax evasion. The man is simply too dangerous to be permitted to live freely.

One of my greatest fears is that one day my roommate will look me dead in the eye and ask me if I respect him.

(art by @wardsutton.bsky.social)

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

ANXIETY: Nothing in your life will ever go right DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it

Gold Ship is the Orange Cassidy of race horses send tweet

Iron Wok Jan is getting an anime adaptation. If you’re not familiar here’s a preview of what’s to come:

Fujimoto has still got the juice. No one has ever had the juice more than this man, in fact. #chainsawman #csm221

One thing that I've never gotten tired of is video compilations of pro NBA players swatting the ball away from children. Ball is life, not gonna let this six-year-old score on you just because he's from Make-A-Wish. It's great every time

Chip's Challenge looking-assed walk-in cooler

Every kitchen got that one guy who's universally beloved and great at his job and would be fired within ten minutes if you had an actual HR department.

the peanut butter m&m is the realized dream that the reese's piece strives for yet ultimately fails to reach

Never cross a picket line

Non-gamer friend being exposed to information about Warhammer. "So people just paint their army the same color scheme as on the box? They go through all that work just to look the same? If I saw anyone with a painted Ultramarines army, I'd be embarrassed for them."

DREAM JOURNAL: visiting a island somewhere in Oceania (not Hawaii but similar), stopped by the donut store for breakfast. Asked what regional specialty items I should try and got a "raspberry log" and a "birthday pig." Delighted to find they also had augas frescas. Wanted sandia but settled for piña

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