Hey remember that time Scott Adam married an influencer half his age and then two years later she broke up with him over Instagram? Anyway that dude is dead.

Coworker constantly has her phone or on her workstation. I was curious if she was addicted to getting social media updates or something similar. However it turns out that she was just using it as a clock, as she is a zoomer and therefore cannot read the analog one mounted on the wall lol

Kitbash of a Dummy13 arm, based on "Can't Help Myself" by Sun Yuan and Peng Yu. Base size 60mm.

My platform in 2026 is the same as it was in 2025. We've got to get Mr. Beast. Whatever we can get him on. Like getting Al Capone on tax evasion. The man is simply too dangerous to be permitted to live freely.

One of my greatest fears is that one day my roommate will look me dead in the eye and ask me if I respect him.

(art by @wardsutton.bsky.social)

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

ANXIETY: Nothing in your life will ever go right DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it

Gold Ship is the Orange Cassidy of race horses send tweet

Iron Wok Jan is getting an anime adaptation. If you’re not familiar here’s a preview of what’s to come:

Fujimoto has still got the juice. No one has ever had the juice more than this man, in fact. #chainsawman #csm221

One thing that I've never gotten tired of is video compilations of pro NBA players swatting the ball away from children. Ball is life, not gonna let this six-year-old score on you just because he's from Make-A-Wish. It's great every time

Chip's Challenge looking-assed walk-in cooler

Every kitchen got that one guy who's universally beloved and great at his job and would be fired within ten minutes if you had an actual HR department.

the peanut butter m&m is the realized dream that the reese's piece strives for yet ultimately fails to reach

Never cross a picket line

Non-gamer friend being exposed to information about Warhammer. "So people just paint their army the same color scheme as on the box? They go through all that work just to look the same? If I saw anyone with a painted Ultramarines army, I'd be embarrassed for them."

DREAM JOURNAL: visiting a island somewhere in Oceania (not Hawaii but similar), stopped by the donut store for breakfast. Asked what regional specialty items I should try and got a "raspberry log" and a "birthday pig." Delighted to find they also had augas frescas. Wanted sandia but settled for piña

my other TTRPG opinion is

I've finished painting the first model for the miniature wargame I'm designing - #ROBEBOTS. This kitbash is a combination of Frostgrave Wizards and Stargrave Automatons from @northstarfigs.bsky.social, with a Sicarian Infiltrator head from Warhammer 40K. Backdrop by @handiworkgames.bsky.social.

I keep trying to explain processes at work to the new hire by saying "the slow blade penetrates the shield," but they keep not getting it me I refuse to acknowledge that this might be a communication issue on my part.

I think ohtani is as good a hypnotist as he is a baseball player, because he just keeps making them let him do it to 'em

Boss at work is agitated with me because he said "AI is getting really scary," and I reflexively shouted "IT'S HORSESHIT" without thinking

Scenes from Mordheim: the Skaven get in over their heads

Made a new #Hades2 shitpost

added very minor details uu

Eating a Western bacon bbq cheeseburger at the bar, and some nachos came to the table. So I had the burger in one hand, grabbing some nachos with the other. Watching baseball on TV. 3 drinks in. I look around and say, choked up: "I love my friends. I love you guys so much. My life is so wonderful."

I hope that the Wachowskis sleep the sleep of the just every night, secure in the knowledge that history has vindicated Speed Racer (2008).

#chainsawman A lot of people are suggesting that it wouldn't be out of character for Gavin Newsom to make pacts with devils. However CSM pt. 2 takes place during the year 1999, when the governor was Gray Davis (assuming no other major deviations from the timeline). Gray Davis would have too, though.

THE MEME IS REAL

No excuses! If it's important enough to you, you can MAKE the time for it!

don’t want to watch your video grow up and write that shit down

HEADLINE: LINE COOK ASKED TO PERFORM BASIC ARITHMETIC PISSES, SHITS HIMSELF

Always confused when musicians pivot in a more Christ-centric direction with their art. Like yeah I get that you're into God and that's great for you, but isn't that creative ground pretty well-trod by now? You really think you're gonna do better than "Amazing Grace?"

Go Speed Racer

crying in the club rn

the modern conception of “fandoms” is Evil and we shouldn’t legitimize or normalize it just because a lot of people engage in it

short about my hottest take

I've instead a new concept for the summer that I call the Personal Jubilee. Basically if it's above 95° and I don't have AC I don't owe anybody shit. Bail on plans, cancel appointments, ignore personal finances and spend with abandon. I'm just trying to make it until the sun goes down.

facts don’t care about your feelings ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Apotheosis of the Knife

A Chainsaw Man shitpost for probably just @bantolasyn.bsky.social and no one else

i believe that short form video is maybe one of the worst things people have ever come up with and it should be regulated at least as much as cigarettes

Downloading and comparing right different Mordheim campaign packets so I can comparison-shop and see which house rules I like better.

Having finished my Manticore means I finally have a full lance of Dazzle camo #Battletech miniatures. I still want to do at least 3 more, but this is starting to look like a functional mercenary force! #minipainting #miniaturepainting #paintingminiatures #miniatures #tabletop

Watching Umamusume: "yo man that horse got attention-deficit disorder"

Yoru's scars supposedly looking like the Lockheed-Martin logo? Like all good Chainsaw Man speculation, this notion occupies the superposition between "desperate nerds overreaching on an obvious coincidence" and "Tatsuki Fujimoto is a 5D brain genius let my man cook"

DREAM JOURNAL: I spent a lot of time optimizing Grand Theft Auto for my PC. Not just the graphics, but a lot of little tweaks and mods to the control scheme and UI to make for an easier and more pleasant experience.

Bumped into a family of vacationing Germans at the bus stop and had a truly harrowing encounter. They refused to engage with my charming pleasantries. My attempts to ask about their trip were rebuffed. No sense for conversational rhythm. These barbarous people lacked even the most basic refinement.