i fucking adore this cunty french fag skater who took ninety seconds of stately piano to get his regulation jumps out of the way and then abruptly needle dropped "Judas" and did the routine he really wanted to do

"the motto of the twenty-fifth olympic winter games is a simple one: 'it's your vibe.' and, believe me, [chuckling] the vibe here at the Cortina Sliding Centre over the next sixteen days is one you're going to be addicted to"

i'm very grateful that straight and straight-socialized men have been getting fruitier with it because they're more likely to understand that i have to be mean about taste or i'll die

the sarcastic saxophone solo is criminally underappreciated

i need them to stop repeatedly needle dropping calvin harris' "feel so close" at the 2026 men's big air qualifier

curling is The Family Sport apparently because the swedish team are also brother and sister

[sobbing] but i never thought the Joke Understanders would understand MY jokes

Render unto Sade the things that are Sade’s

[turns chair backward] you know who else plays a central yet incidental role in the intellectual lives of all the worst people in the west

middle-aged trans women asking about each others' mane 6 faves like combat veterans exchanging units

i love the olympics both in spite of and because of how fucked up it is. the biggest and longest running human endeavor that we've ever undertaken solely For The Plot

The fact of their tight-knitted interconnectedness is interesting, but it does not reveal grand design, but the class/consumption nature of the violence. He is marketing, name dropping who else is going to be there. Its all sales for people who dont know the difference btwn sales and friendship

seeing a lot of so-called evolutionists and self-described atheists on some unmoved mover shit this morning

recently tried to explain how people hold grudges to a neurodivergent friend and what i landed on was "it's like the thrill of cancelling plans but for confrontation"

artists aren’t some alternative sector of humans. artists are humans who are scholars at being human. when ppl step on artists, when ppl turn their nose down at art, they’re kicking dirt onto humanity itself and the depth of existence

a career aspiration of mine is to introduce the extremely weird underground musicians in my orbit to my audience with the same tone as celine dion welcoming destiny's child to the stage

why did we stop naming movies like this

jair bolsonaro's zero luck points have created a sort of stack overflow error causing people who've taken his covenant to also start getting weird rolls

ryan murphy must be stopped

when the entire staff has a unanimous customer crush >>>>>

this was something i failed to get anyone's ear about when I was in library school - ad hoc, gonzo, accidental metadata and cataloguing. with the right expertise you can read this stuff like tree rings. ditto the information encoded in memes. the internet is basically a matryoshka of rosetta stones

sure sure nicolas cage is hot in raising arizona but have you considered: john goodman in raising arizona

llm images in my new job's mandatory "environmental compliance" onboarding course

oh! and more importantly I am a dj, so do not expect anything i say to be smart, relevant, or insightful

any time i'm catching up on my timeline and see that there was a brief period where donald trump's wellbeing was unconfirmed i get a feeling like i'm scrubbing through the midpoint of an edging video

i just riffled through every store, shop, and team i've been part of across my entire adult life and in each there literally was exactly one cis white guy who wasn't the desk-job-level boss. the one time there was two, i saw her new name and look in my suggested instagram follows years later

i literally just made this yesterday and already getting work

To the unchanging gods, everything impermanent is soft. The whole material world is like a blanket fort: and they nestle in the great stone caverns, inside engine cylinders, and in the spaces between eyes and brains

this is a notice that i will be changing my handle and display name to my dj alias, & probably a new avi will follow. little about my posting behavior will change i just need to retire this teenage handle i've been using and want to pretend the bullshit i post can double as organic audience building

ditto artists

the ending of Windwaker makes a big show of being like "the cycle created by the triforce was a curse that's now broken, this is the end of hyrule's story, whatever happens next is something new and these people are free to be someone else" and boy does that make Breath of the Wild depressing

one of the billion instagram dj discourse influencers who makes a living farming insecurity wormed into my algorithm and said "floors don't like" minimal because it's "low energy" and it is making me determined to Become A Problem

peabo bryson could demolish a cover of "it's okay to cry"

a hyperpop classic youtu.be/pgSTrPt6UQo

Vitamin String Quartet Performs ML Buch's Suntub

you guys are really ruining my kink

realized three seconds too late that the bottle i grabbed to deglaze the pot was not white cooking wine but white wine vinegar 🫣

i learned not to ask questions i don't want the answers to when ground beef shot up to $7/lb so i'm definitely not going to ask how they made this 85/15 ground turkey i bought instead

despite being your nonna i am protected from the massive pecorino listeria recall because as your nonna i would never in a million years buy pre-grated pecorino

the straights are really not having good sex huh

the capacity for socks to disappear from their owners' laundries and appear in others needs to be the subject of some kind of interdisciplinary theoretical science investigation i feel like there's some kind of uncertainty principle shit going on there

who's "we"? "bait" to what end?? what does "will not" mean when it's presented as a threat like this???

it's crazy how scott walker never once made normal music even when he was making normal music

i would die for him

rigatoni rigatony rigatoné

palestine flag in the foreground here and waving at every single stateside demo i've seen so far - in spite of it all i feel profound, sincere, unconditional hope seeing the degree to which shared struggle has become a baseline understanding

there's that october 8th feeling