massive surge in the transgender population when a bunch of people try to game the BRICS tribunal's carveout for domestic dissidents only to realize they're not faking it

if you popped the vhs in and this came on you just knew you were about to develop cptsd

i love the mystery of the big marble on the expensive dishwasher pods. no advertisement or packaging has ever clarified what it is, what it does, or where it goes but i don't think i would want them to

well it worked but now I'm annoyed that it worked so what do I do now

if we discard titles, resume lines, education, aspiration, and posturing; if we purely evaluate quantitatively on the basis of hours worked/tasks accomplished and qualitatively on breadth & depth of skillset/resources: my life's work is proving people who say they like all kinds of music wrong

alamo drafthouse should do a screening of babette's feast where they serve you babette's feast from babette's feast

my most significant contribution to history thus far is that i'm 80% certain i took this photo

sure sure nicolas cage is hot in raising arizona but have you considered: john goodman in raising arizona

Transmisogyny isn't just regular misogyny but "trans women experience regular misogyny and also transphobia" is a much better first approximation than a framework that spits out "for trans women, lesbianism is a privileged position"

i love the gall of declaring that "it ain't about the money" in a single you wrote with dr. luke in twenty eleven

finding nemo is a film about 9/11

lol, said the scorpion, lmao

one of my letterboxd mutuals just published a review of dr. no declaring an intent to marathon the bond films and when he finishes i intend to leave a comment noting how many prime ministers the uk has had since he started

they should clean out the reflecting pool with a really big lifestraw

a bit of inorganic debris every now and again is healthy for a toilet. builds immunity

i'm so tired of men being cowards i don't just need a guy to rise to the occasion of dating a tranny i need him to react to all my bullshit like anthony bourdain getting excited for a meal when the chef threatens his life

reviving the "complete breakfast" from millennial candy cereal ads as a nostalgic absurdity on restaurant menus akin to a full english

ich bin es, ich bin "someone"

Peanuts by Schulz: Saturday, March 4, 1989

the seven wonders of the human world are tacos, pasta, pizza, bibimbap, campari, churrasco,and stainless steel

competitor restaurant to femboy hooters named twink peaks

he should have both roles simultaneously

i cannot think of anything more dissuasive of mormonism than the book of mormon itself. it is such a slapdash pastiche of the king james bible that it makes red heifer tiktok look practically seminarian. leading with the underwear would be a more effective evangelical dragnet

frankly, if my name was benjamin / we wouldn't be in the mess we're in

working an herbalism convention today and it's really astonishing to me that anyone (myself included!) was ever surprised that woo-woo medicine has been a major fascist incubator. all i can think about today is that Delillo line about the conservative fantasy of naïveté, "a return to artlessness"

aspiring to pass more consistently not because i'm insecure about my womanhood but so that rich old gay guys stop coming up to quote their rich old gay guy movies at me

dosage meter like the one on shroom chocolate bars where "moderate" is a round of axe throwing and "mega" is a date with a chaser

charli's really gonna pull an American Life on us huh

making up a me in my head to get mad at

breaking news: impoverished tranny completely helpless in the face of a motion activated kitchen sink

man that bon iver duet from james blake's first jameela album really unlocked something dark in the culture, a decade later there's a whole generation of male vocalists trying to imitate both of their mannerisms at the same time

few things make me more depressed and resentful about my italian heritage than boston's north end

being a transfemme dj socialized by gay men gives me the dark power to throw the most feral Music Video Hour you've ever been trapped in

i believe this is what @maxread.info identified as the "zynternet" (vis a vis the hawk tuah girl back whenever that was)

......................dudes rock, i fear

lol i'm site staffing at the dsa con and the first conversation i overhear is a guy with a "new here? ask me!" sign trying to "well......" chomsky showing up in the epstein files

i got UCC which as a PCA survivor is unbelievably funny

every unanimous vote is obvious and every split vote is completely baffling on the part of the thumbs up. ebert seemed to genuinely think silver bullet was spoof

charli's really gonna pull an American Life on us huh

i couldn't have picked a better time in all human history to have schizophrenia

listen to GEMINI SEASON at breathplay.follyof.men/geminiseason

the trouble is that straight boy swagger is REAL and it's INTOXICATING. some of them move with such EASE as if you could just TOUCH them and siphon some of it and you get to thinking there's room in their arms for your problems when the truth is they DON'T KNOW THERE ARE PROBLEMS TO HAVE

getting on signal with other members of the local producer community to start a splice watch group

*shouting from plane* friends, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community

as always the first 80F day of the year arrives and i discover that i've never hated heat more

*pounding the plastic buzzer i've already punched through as my fingers bleed* steve zahn

need a man to softly kiss the crown of my head while clutching my face so tightly to his sternum that i am slightly oxygen deprived and then give me $20,000

mensa may be the only demographic that is immunized to ai because their threshold of flattery is too high

chaser who is really into slay the spire: transgender is like unceasing top