Hi what’s that mean?

Just heard a CNN newscaster pronounce Markiplier as “Mark Pleer”

I had a dream where ppl were trying to shoot each other recreationally and one was like “remember, we’re using real bullets so we have to be further away from each other so they hurt less”

Dreamt I was having a conversation with a beautiful freak woman who was wearing a t-shirt that looked like this

WHY IS KIYOHIME IN A CHALDEA UNIFORM

The way NYT just made this girl the social media main character for voting stupid

Ppl are already turning Porter into a Jill Stein when much like Stein she doesn’t even have enough votes to make a difference but also maybe this wouldn’t happen if ur best answer to corpo puppet wasn’t corpo guy But also at least a million CA Kamala voters said no to repealing slavery in 2024 so

Finally a headline for me

The new Pokemon legos overall don’t look good Like yes I get brick sculptures being a thing with em but like, idk not a single minifigure? Not even an attempt when you’ve made SpongeBob work? Not even as unique a mold as Mario? Mega Construx are cheaper and offer similar

got asked to draw Wuk Lamat but FULL by a friend, so here she is with a big taco-filled gut. She's got plenty room still, I'm sure

One time in high school a sort of at least outwardly in public only Schrödinger’s groyper republican vs libertarian centrist wanted to add me on steam but then his screen name was “Herr Rommel” and it was just like Alright man come on

What has him so shocked

fuck u uma death beam

There’s someone on the floor above me who every couple minutes just stomps around or some fucking thing that because my bed is attached to the wall has a bit of a slight jolting feeling of when you’re near rlly loud drums and it drives me fucking insane

I just learned that the triple crown races aren’t even televised on the same network NBC has the rights to the K Derby and the Preakness Fox has the rights to the Belmont What are we doing here

wulfenite

The political spectrum of the History Channel in 3 tweets

Why is it 🐙

Foxes just go around making noises they’re so autistic

Need a smug fat anime girl to harass me

The Backrooms is 4chan’s All or Nothing except it actually got made and succeeded

Happy Pride Year to all who celebrate!

The Teio hachimi song being a pop culture reference is rocking my world

Is there any word on if we are ever getting gakuen imas in English now that there’s an en account for imas?

I don't know what everyone wants me to be Coke and Fries from game, Halo 3

Tfw payment processors are what they are so I have to buy my mail order wg doujin porn through atm payment service

Some assorted Stego doodles for mayternity before it ends

Rest in… something, Samuel Taylor Coleridge you would have argued Pucci isn’t black if you were alive for Jojo

Fortnite players are about to investigate others’ sidekick choices like the Nazi tribunals

Rob Ford is weird cuz he’s awful conservative rich nepo trash but he also said “politicians making 100k a year shouldn’t be exempt from paying for public transportation” and I feel like that statement is left of a lot of democrats

Platner has got to be the funniest situation ever at this point him being a plant would be less ridiculous than anything else about this situation

I was a bit unsure about a horse being named Reichsadler in the Japanese derby which led me down a bit of a rabbit hole of realizing it has a much broader connotation in Japanese than English even if it mentions Germany having the longest history with it No notes here from the example list though-

WHAT A FUCKING DERBY

Going to the konbini and they’re not even low stock but specifically everything I was going to buy is out of stock

Another pride month to come Don’t rlly have pride at all but hey

Dirsten Kunst

I feel like the average genwunner doesn’t know what Tangela is

Everyone has to have one moot/oomf who doesn’t fuck around about Raving Rabbids and I hope to be that for you all

Talking with a classmate abt karaoke and the songs I do and him going “oh yeah it can be fun and entertaining to watch ppl sing out of their range I get it” oh okay I’ll let that be the assumption until we do karaoke together

Sometimes I think about how the Amy’s Baking Company couple fled to Israel after the show Neither were born there even

Learning that Sugiyama did the music for DQ12 and knowing he won’t make a cent from any of it in the future I rlly did win

This isn’t what I was looking for

Sometimes bullying shaming and gatekeeping children is not only acceptable but also the moral and ethical option