Sometimes I feel sad that my thighs don’t fit into lots of things but then I see pictures of them like this and remember that actually it’s REALLY important for me to have big soft thighs. It’s a public service.

Fuck. My shorts are squeezing my thighs and distracting me really badly from my important work (playing games until my wife gets home)

Yeah. What the fuck. I sat down and the shorts just fucking disappear and it looks like I’m not even wearing anything. They get swallowed by the space between my thighs and tummy. I look half nakey?? Thighs cold…..

Usually I’m a floral girlie. Orange blossom is by and far my signature scent and favorite to wear. But. Some days a bad mood can only be fixed by putting on cute comfy clothes and using vanilla everything. Moisturizer, lotion, perfume, hair fragrance, candle. It’s important.

I’ve been trying to sit down and play games for like an hour but keep getting up to adjust the combination of overhead lights/lamps that are on/off because the light feels Wrong.

The E3 Sentry requires a minimum crew of 17, Martinez counts 8. The Sentry can fly for 8 hours from a full tank, She has been in the air for three days. The ACG wants her back up in 8 hours, the minimum rest time between flights is 12 hours. Another 72 of wearing a Deadname #planes #drawing #art

These socks used to go up higher but my thighs got too thick waaaa

Waving a handkerchief at my knights from the balcony of my tower while dressed from the waist up in a lovely bodice and hennin but only wearing a pair of undies and some fuzzy thigh high socks beneath where they can’t see. Nobody needs to know the princess is only giving half effort today.

sipping respect women milk straight from the woman

Sorry for being so MIA. The weather turned to shit (so hot it cooks bugs alive) and I haven’t been able to take bug walks and :((( has tanked this bug’s reserves. Sorry for being less cool n fun n stuff lately! Will return to your usual bug content soon, prommy

i sentence you to downloading league of legends

I wonder who could have asked this………. Hmmmm……. Cute

You ever see a magical girl transformation in reverse? Sometimes it’s really important for bugs to get home and get cozy :3

I fear this post helped manifest terrible (wonderful) things for your friendly neighborhood bug last night

getting held down and violated by a deranged sadist? just say yes! the evil lady cannot rape you with your consent!

They’re making this bug go take a TB test. Fucked up and evil.

Been playing too much RuneScape… woke up and have been scrolling my phone and various pieces of music from the game have been cycling through my head like my own personal background music

credit to divine-bloodlines on tumblr for the original post

its important to praise your doms for doing a good job. its important to tell them how good at domming they are until they start getting flustered and make you stop. its important to give your dominants praise kinks

Membership to the place I take my walks lapsed >:( gonna have to fix that soon because I’m in major walk withdrawal. It’s been WEEKSSSS

Happy 512 #Signalis Day! some late renders to celebrate #signalisart

The cat’s nightly ritual of going up to the mirror and screaming at her reflection has begun

Funny how that works

Oh yeah, that’s buggy medical mystery. He’s got sooo many doctor’s appointments to make

LRP THEY RENAMED ONE OF MY CONDITIONS TODAY??

From the endocrine society this AM: www.endocrine.org/news-and-adv...

LRP me and my knights <3

elf princess and her "loyal" demon knight

So what if I said these aren’t even all of my frogs……………… I have at least three more that aren’t pictured here and aspirations to acquire more

Wife just bought me TWO new stuffies!!!!!!!!!! AAAAA

If yall behave yourselves I might try on the other catsuit this week~

They gave me a steroid called “pregnant zone”?? Wowww,,, gonna get so strong and breed so many girls… cool……

Probably gonna be inactive for a good chunk of the day 😵‍💫 someone’s breaking out in hives and has got to take Benadryl. Byeeee bskyyyyy I’m gonna go see the hat man now mkay?

ts is like watching a cartel execution of Jane Handler 😭

Sometimes I think about how animals can die of stress myopathy and I’m like “hah! Silly creature. I would never.” But then I get a little too anxious and suddenly I break out into hives and develop a fever and remember that I, too, am a creature

…princess that definitely didn’t get scared and cry a little about the bad weather….

Cowgirl cow girl Sartha It’s gotta be done

My love forever and always with everyone who has a challenging time with today, okay? Bug’s hugging and holding all of you.

Flustered. My phone is exploding with notifs REAL fast. Yall. Um. Seem to really like that one, huh?

Wrong. I got the perfect size. If anything I should’ve got a smaller one.

You’re legally obligated to confess if you saved this by the way

I REALLY don’t think Soleil got the right size for me…..

A knight who does not stand by her convictions is no knight at all. The only place "soda pop" is acceptable is 1950s themed jukebox burger joints. And even they are on thin ice.

I took pictures but. Maybe they should wait for Mommy Milkers Monday…. Or Fat Tits Friday…. (Bug who is horrifically embarrassed of how obscene these pictures are and is stalling for time)

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I came to own of a cowkini recently…… should probably take some pictures in it to share soon

“Ok, time for a leech check!” I declare sunnily as we get out of the water and begin to dry off. “A WHAT check?” Sheer horror dawns across your face “A leech check, silly! You didn’t think there were no drawbacks to swimming in a river, right?” My favorite terror to inflict on people <3

Bug who is hooked on going for night swims

SHE WORKS AND BETTER THAN BEFORE AAAAA

So. I think we saved her. Going to pick her up and take her for a spin now. My car of Theseus really might have survived what I thought was her death knell