fisherman fizz should have been named fizsherman

oh i forgot to get more konjac jelly.... dang

ashe did all her dishes, please praise her she is very tired now holy

sphere is not a natural shape, there are no spheres in nature

what you have to understand is im fag

You are a gun, behold

im on fucking fire babyyyyy im on fucking fire

Ashe is have a stroke

Ashe: what if you filled a balloon with shrimp? Me: well first of all that wouldn't be kosher

our team is fighting all side of this war

ashe, shouting: I AM ON PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS

ashe: they call her the snuffbait princess me: thats true me: unlike the rest of the bullshit you've said tonight, that's true me: they do call me that

ashe: I love child slavery me: yeah we already treat them like property me: AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY--- ashe: oh nooooooo

ashe: they call me the MASTE-- ashe: actually we can't do that one

ashe: THEY CALL ME THE BEST HOOKER IN THE WEST me: I thought they called you the fastest gun in the west? me: or was that like, a play on being a quickshot ashe: well you know they call me a lot of things

ashe, doing a mario impression: they popped my pussy ashe, shouting: TRANGSGENDER MARIO YESSSSSS ashe: why do you talk to me???

ashe: I got that fucking ashe: autism

ashe: I be fucking uwu maxing

ashe: no one gets to know how hard I cranked it, just that I did

ashe: I fucking CRANKED it on lucian

ashe: like a pheonix I rise from the ashes me: you rebooted your computer, calm down me: "like a pheonix I rise" you fucking idiot ashe: you hate my whimsy me: that's chunni, that's DIFFERENT.

MIRROR’S EDGE in 2025

I'll just kidnap her i guess

still no estrogen... bro im going to have to drive back to fucking seattle on tuesday just to get my fuckjing shot im going to kermit

nicotine doesn’t effect angles

Lol Lmao even

Not tonight babe, I don’t have the energy right now. But if you spend 5 recharge tokens or watch this ad…

power button on my computer is broken weh

Anyway! Pleep time

I'm too normal for this place honestly lmao

Shanoa #Castlevania #悪魔城ドラキュラ

My wife stole another vial of unmarked liquid

anhedonia would be a beautiful name for a girl

Fuck it. I am voting for Elliot Forhan.

LOOK AT THE COOL THING I GOT I just happened across it and wowow It has 2 servings each of the ichiran standard hakata ramen, wavy noodle ramen in individual packages, and a black box with kamadare ramen. It also has a pair of ichiran chopsticks!!

Kamala Harris will be streaming herself taking Vanquish Soul K9 to Master Rank in Yugioh Master Duel

I wanna try enoki mushroom

God I wish I could remember what fucking game that was from You interacted with something and it came up with a prompt that just said "Administer the violence?"

sexy lady built as a walking bomb that knows exactly what she’s for and her ‘crush’ (the person she’s programmed to get close to before her timer clicks to zero)

Just got an add in Japanese for a shitty mobile slop game So the whole world has this shit huh

Its so funny to me how the idea of being submissive at all makes me feel physically ill I wonder if thats a trauma thing

Girl detonation

Fortune Angel!

I feel zombie but in a successful way

too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually

Someone flashed their lights at me today for... going the speed limit Monkey

Ashe so tired so much shop