fuck yes new t+pazolite penis music www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5WH...

hope to see you in the kind of predicament that is normally reserved for the unnamed characters in Yu-Gi-Oh trap cards

Kirby Air Riders reviews are in! IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Masahiro Sakurai - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

Babies when you put Christmas ornaments on their crib:

Insane Youtube Shorts pull after I accidentally scrolled post-finding an old meme I was looking for

fine ok asshole

bad news folks. literally one post in and i already disagree

tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true

"ooh look at me i'm chicago pope i know four trans women" we all do bitch. you ain't special

what if i cried.

classic unemployment move. becoming a twitch streamer

live with WACCA WEDNESDAY ON A FRIDAY! come hang out while i make sure my stream setup works! www.twitch.tv/yrfriendjkap

IMPROMPTU TEST STREAM AT PROBABLY LIKE 5PM EASTERN (assuming i can get my mic tuned all the way before then) WILL POST AGAIN ONCE IT'S TIME www.twitch.tv/yrfriendjkap

i have a dream

my experience trying to get people to read umineko since completing it

doing balatro shit in q-up

Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.

eggbug and fuck computers spotted stickertop.art/main/

Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.

"Pyramid Scheme is the lisp variant developed for use within Triangle Agency"

sad to say that today was my last day at Discord. I've had a great time working with some incredible people on cool stuff, but now it's time for something new. I'll put out a longer post about what I'm looking for soon, but for now I'm taking a few weeks to myself.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

Sakuya 🔪🔪 #東方Project #touhou

have any of y'all found a physical media library tracking tool you like? ideally something i could self-host but i can live with it being SaaS

RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes” cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again

i feel like using an llm to write your personal blog posts is extremely embarrassing. why are you even doing this? no one is making you blog, you are choosing to do it. if you don't care enough to write your own posts then just don't post at all.

NES game found in an industrial garbage bin: Press A Arino: *presses A* GAME OVER - I didn't say Simon says! Arino: Ehhh? Ah, that really surprised me. Voiceover: Will this decrepit aging husk of a man be able to see his family tonight?

doing important steam library research

ANNOUNCING: i'm now available for pro-GMing w/ StartPlaying—play with an AP performer & award-winning game designer! 🎲 Mothership "A Pound of Flesh" sandbox campaigns weekly Mon @ 3pm ET 🎲 Mothership "Gradient Descent" one-shot Tue 11/25 @ 2pm ET 🎲 PLANET FIST one-shot Thu 11/20 @ 3pm ET 🔗s ⬇️🧵!

peak.jpg

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

miku

happy for nyc or whatever but can we all appreciate that boston just had one of the funniest elections of all time

unbeatable tomorrow..........

i have to begrudgingly admit that, for the moment, new york city is better than boston. we gotta step our shit up

one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW

you can tell when bluesky has entered a period of poster's delight because discord embeds stop working

on cohost we called this "poster's delight"

let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooo

team fortress 3

Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide" is a pretty good sound but its worldbuilding is severely compromised in that it never explains what it means to get "Older 2"

i am, as always, being taunted by my failure to stick the landing on CENSORED!! by t+pazolite. i will get this over 990 by sheer force of will but i am also absolutely finding my stamina wall for multiple attempts on this

welcome back 4:30pm sunset. i hope you die