Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it "Black Cow" Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure

bringing it back for pride month I guess

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

tekkonkinkreet……… man…………….

i tried fixing her .... but something is still off

someone please help my morgan.. i think she's sick.....

rang in the start of Pride Month by watching Crash (1996) with my gfs last night. off to a great start

time to cook

the fan rebalance/expansion of umineko golden fantasia, Golden Forgery, is now RELEASED goldenfant.asia/posts/launch/ they've been cookin this up for over a year. i'm gonna be digging into it tonight on stream

They just announced the winner of the Miku 20th Anniversary Costume Design Contest and SHE HAS A KEYBLADE, THIS RULES piapro.jp/pages/offici...

i've resolved this by being in a c4c4c (clown for clown for clown) relationship. can't recommend it enough

[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"

His adventurer plate is just his Shinra ID card and his portrait is his Employee of the Month photo

My FFXIV WoL is just Shinra Middle Manager from the FFVII Remake trilogy. Shortly upon leaving the Gold Saucer after the events of Rebirth, Shinra Middle Manager was struck by a delivery truck out in Corel and woke up on a carriage in Eorzea, saving the realm until the next FFVII Remake game is out.

i made a new game called js crossword where you have to solve it by literally writing javascript code that eval()'s into the correct values! check it out if you're into ctfs or wanna challenge your javascript skills lyra.horse/fun/jscrossw... <3

Lmao calm down Sephiroth

Accidentally assembled a button cluster that tells the tale of The Disco Warrior whose dances drove men to madness

ALSO you just need a screwdriver to take it apart. It's not glued down. This is how it looks like without the chassis: (this is a prototype, production units won’t have bodge wires). I have also added a MicroSD card slot and through-hole JTAG connector onto the board, to make it more hacker-friendly

Sorry for not posting for so long... I have been extremely busy working on my new project: The Enchanter (also called Modos Flow): a 300-ppi Eink portable monitor with 60Hz refresh rate and touch screen. It's fully open-source: gitlab.com/zephray/ench....

toxic yuri vn jam soon..... i'm doing it i'm making a game this time AND i'm doing it with my gfs..... excited

Perfect George Costanza rant love it

Oska and Lalo are not people. They are only weapons to be wielded. The Arcana Imperii has pointed them at a divine beast, and yet they still find ways to make each other bleed instead. THE VOW is a 300 page graphic novel, available now. For mature audiences only. 🩸⚔️ physical // digital

my desktop keeps bluescreening with memory management errors. every time this happens i run memtest86 and it comes up completely clean. what the fuck is happening

what's a good tech stack for a read-only blog-type site? a static site generator would theoretically be a good fit here but i don't want to pre-compile every page (plan is to generate on-demand and then aggressively cache). i am fully out of the loop and don't know what's good anymore

(hitman target voice) guards, leave me. i trust this barber

buddy its just a wacca machine

the livestream of @flavorfoley.bsky.social's Digital Stars set (the one I saw in NYC) went up last night and i'm thrilled that we've got recordings of the new MVs in there www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXPO...

buddy its just a washing machine

they're on a video call. fox just told crow about some big drama

it's interesting seeing steam controller comparisons to normal controllers like they're approximately similar. like yeah an 8bitdo controller is cheaper but it doesn't have trackpads or gyro so what are we even doing here

during the mountain goats concert last night, JD introduced the new song (Charlie Sheen Goes to the Feds) with context on what it's about and it really did elevate it to know it's about the time charlie sheen called the FBI because he thought a horror movie was real

they should do a Pronunciation Bee. I want to see unprepared kids try to say "macabre" and "taoiseach"

finished designing + putting together a ref sheet for @arden.rip’s sona 💕🐇 bouny

got to see the mountain goats for the first time in 14 years tonight with my gfs!! happy (slightly post) birthday to meeeeeeereer

YODA: [being born in 896 BBY] find out what that's counting down to, I hope I don't

my dick wide like a ps3

i think i might be too stupid for titanium court

she dive on my freedom till i xi

Captain Ahab just had road rage but for the sea. And he took it out on that poor dolphin

yayyy birthday gift art from @anthropomorphiz.ing by one of my favorite artists!! (@feralroyal.bsky.social) continuing the trend of my sona cosplaying as Very Normal Women who i am obsessed with

LRP: 3ds being in there harms me but also runs foul of my personal criteria for retro consoles: did it have Internet Services at launch (or close enough to launch in the original Xbox's case)

Happy 5 year anniversary to the Retro Sanae translation! Here's an updated version to remind everyone of the passage of time! x.com/KangaerunaMi...