me in the Ghost Hunting group chat: good find tommy! there's something up with that tire for sure me in the Disney Exec GC that I was added to by mistake: Agreed. People will love seeing "Little Yoda" on the "Big Screen" me in the smaller Ghost Hunting GC: tommy thinks his tires are haunted hahaha

there’s that line in that bowling for soup song emily where he says “so i got drunk / had sex with all your friends” and i just want to say, all these decades later, i don’t buy it. no you didn’t. you’re not a revenge fuck machine. you’re about to write the theme to sonic unleashed

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

the ghoul

when the first person referred to a refrigerator as a fridge

Ideal relationship dynamic

not normally one to chase trends but I have given into peer pressure and started wearing a home movies-style unicolor onesie

we are so back

Friendly reminder that "gulp" is with a hard G. i once said "julp" as my bullies were closing in and it only made matters worse

Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.

One of my recent short films is in a group show called "Blue Collar Crime," opening May 2nd here in Los Angeles! (4606 W Washington Blvd)

RIP lil thing from 2019

Monday Motivation

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Guy who thinks the weed number is 430: Heeey it’s 4:30

They're cowards for not doing this.

what is the charge. what crime has been done

hey man you busy? wanna go the bar at noon and read the wikipedia page for pogs?

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name

"you know who ELSE has had nails driven through his hands and feet?" - clumsy contractor trying to bond with his christian stepchildren

i love her

GANDALF: pretty excited to go to the shire this weekend. always a nice stress free getaway to hang out with my boys. plus frodo can go out to the bars now so that’ll be fun

Friday #otdevil

SHELVED BY GENRE BONUS EP ALERT: this week we're talking over 2001's THE ONE, starring Jet Li... twice! An oddball specimen of the turn-of-the-millennium action action flick that is, perhaps, due to enter our lives and hearts once more, if it ever left. www.patreon.com/posts/155856...

There's a section of Lone Wolf & Cub where guys with ladders keep attacking Ogami and Daigoro on a row boat and this is what comics are all about.

that was really funny how call of duty black ops 3 starts with a robot karate chopping all of your limbs off

pretty accurate actually

(matt berry voice) yorknew CITAY

Patlabor on Television Episode 13 Gently, Your Highness

all this time you people have been talking about clavicular and i thought he was this guy who went to my college who got on the news because he was slurped down the bathtub drain in the exact way a child fears it will be. guess they just have the same name

ME: hang on man got a text from my mom lemme just answer CYBERPUNK 2077 NPC: uh HELLO! earth to V? you live like this, just going around not answering questions? should run you over, choom. should hit you with the biggest semi truck imaginable which would be hard because i think we don’t have those

Me: Bro Im titillated ! Friend: That's awesome 😊 Also friend: (betraying me just hours afterward while hanging with another friend): Bro was titillated ☠️

Idk man you posted "the gift of life is that it ends" under My post about hope and love. You tell Me

Hot Dog Castlevania: Curse of Darkness (Playstation 2, 2005)

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

So I've done something a little random: I've made a Balatro mod! It's Ace Attorney-themed! It's got over 130 Jokers (some new and some existing ones reskinned), plus new decks, consumables, and more! I put it up here for folks to use if you want! #AceAttorney www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods...

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

I have no idea what shitty graph people are mad at so I made my own

Harry Ord’s amazing trick

It's all about the he sells seashells bullshit

Biggest Ship Ever