angel: be not afraid! me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

This is simply not technically possible. You cannot generate enough writing in-house to train an LLM. You cannot generate enough art in-house to train a GAN. People who think they have a model "trained on our own material" are using a base model of mass-scraped data, unknowingly or disingenuously.

it’s a magical world, hobbes ol’ buddy! let’s google “horse”

the cream always rises to the crop

here's "Wooden People", the latest track from @friends-table.bsky.social's patreon exclusive season REALIS notquitereal.bandcamp.com/track/wooden...

the it’s so over/we’re so back continuum was first theorized when a guy listened to dancing on my own and call your girlfriend back to back

tied to a chair, i spit a tooth on the ground. this big fuck doesn’t even know what information he’s trying to get out of me. he also doesn’t know that i’m not out of options yet. i purse my lips. (HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS WOODPECKER WHISTLE PLAYS)

sorry i didn’t see you at the party i got to the front door but by the time i was done compiling shaders you’d already left

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

(your hands detach and fly into the air) ah, i see you’ve met my stand, MR. WORLDWIDE!

new work for Abnormal Mapping: THE GREAT GUNDAM PROJECT two-color logo

hey man, if you’re ever out drinking and you can’t drive home, call me. anytime, anywhere. i don’t have a car. i will probably also be drunk. we can talk about gohan

Edger Gandalf: YOU! SHALL NOT! BLAST!!!

[OBRA DINN PRE-FLASHBACK AUDIO] VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door! VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol! [DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]

Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.

crypt keepers be like i’m literally just chilling

Highly recommend reading this story about a reporter casually finding out his wife is a world Tetris champion: archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...

being stuck in this Museum got me thinking of the Night i spent with you. i was acting up when i should've Ben Stiller.

Volume 2 Page 85 #CITY #KeiichiArawi

[OBRA DINN PRE-FLASHBACK AUDIO] VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door! VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol! [DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]

i know it’s a weed thing but i can’t help but read it as Tock and Hall Corture

(when i have one pack of cigarettes and six beers) It’s Crazy How I Have Unlimited Cigarrettes And Beers

streaming apps should have a little option to press where if if this tour doesn’t kill you i will plays on shuffle it should ALWAYS play dvp next

(to thawed bog-preserved caveman) yeah and then he says “to give the covenant back their bomb.” you can probably get one more hit off this, i got more if it’s totally dead

FUCK *controller slam* the venue:

"something's gotten into the animals" happy year of the horse

its a silent cartography / chucking sticks at gold elites / the kind of shit made by 343

Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it

smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me

saying “you know!” when asked how you’re doing will get you far in life

#oftheDevil #otDevil

evil discord feature that tells people in a server when you’re editing a message

for trade: miss cigarettes, never married

if miss cigarettes is fully evolved, the tragedy is she will never become madame cigarettes…

miss cigarettes

what if there was a cool guy who arbited things

that's me! come check out 10 of my favorite games from this year... plus 9 bonus ones, and one sentence about 26 others......... there's a lot of games in here. come see, come see...

Speed Racer (2008)

hey man, you busy tomorrow? well i am! i’m gonna be crankin it!

new year, same wizard in my yard, casting spells on my family

pretty funny in american boy when estelle (from london) goes like fuck yeah dude i want to see the subway and a cafe

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

hey girl, are you a pokemon. because I'm not sure I buy that a creature capable of such violence would ever choose to be treated like a pet

thank you to eden for reminding me of this one

they call him walton goggins because you gogg right into the theatre to see walt the hell he's up ton

they call him walton goggins because you walt right on into the theatre and put your goggins on to see him