I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

getting OFF, Shadow Gambit, and Paradise Killer alone for 10 bucks is fucking criminal. theft bundle

Summer is here in New England, and tourists and locals alike are coming face-to-face with the latest semi-autonomous beachside weapons designed by my exceptionally brilliant but criminally insane serial killer daughter.

Of course I was conflicted when I first realized my highly intelligent genius daughter was also a fiendishly cunning serial killer, but eventually I decided it is my responsibility as a parent to raise the best child I can and it is the responsibility of the FBI to capture her.

kim kitsuragi and the arbiter are the same guy. it’s just that the arbiter gets to deal with master chief and kim gets to deal with harry

coach mcguirk greg

MINISTER: do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER: i do JOHN JACOB SCHMIDT: i do

When you want a bit of crunch and freshness in your burrito, you can't go wrong with shredded lettuce!

No contest

uhhhh, yeah. pretty much i fell into a freaking WHALE?

i don't really need to experience any more remakes of things from my childhood. i think i'm good on those personally. but thanks though

FINALLY!!!

hey lex i’m really sorry but we can’t let you into organization xiii. your name would just be lexx again and that’s no good

this is the only thing that matters today. this is the only thing that matters today

OoT remake? dude we are in a RECESSION recession

guy who gets really upset when people invoke rosencrantz and guildernstern are dead about anything involving “what were they up to at this time”

bruce wayne doing the uhhhhh that’s not mine thing when they find the bat cave

Hey man, are we cool? I noticed a line of candles on the hallway floor lit up automatically in sequence as I approached your door

they keep letting people go on record and say "don't worry everyone, we only replaced our concept artists with ai" as if the concept artists aren't the entire skeleton of the thing. you took the bones out, man. look at it flippin and floppin around. fuck off

they should make an app that reconnects you with the girl you were in a years long poke war with in high school so you can look her in the eyes and say "I'm sorry, I was just scared."

when the homie tells you to stop being pendantic

makes sense

there is a map in my room on the wall of my room and i’ve got no plans

I don’t want a new Gears game, I want to go back in time and play Gears 3 Horde mode when it was new

Realis backers should probably check their email. IMO. 🌝

Realis backer PDF is out so I can finally share this thought I've had since I read the playtest doc and noticed these classes were right next to each other.

would you help your Uncle Jack Antonoff

Mars hardly ever attacks these days

SOLDIER: Godzilla is on the move. He's headed toward a nuclear black site we've been hiding from the UN. SCIENTIST: Stand down. He needs to flip out a bunch because he's part of nature.

Art by Doug Beekman for Darkmage by Barbara Hambly (1988)

waaaaah waaaaaah waaaaah you big stupid bitch. you dumb ass hole

Deadwood (HBO, 2004-2006)

If we raise $1500 in the next hour for The Brigid Alliance, which is about access to abortion care, then Danni will have to pay for @mynameisgrant.bsky.social to go to the spa. It will be all-expenses included. Please donate to spite Danni. donate.tiltify.com/5432c854-43e... twitch.tv/rangedtouch

Live look at the GOG intern

i can really imagine coach mcgirk saying "It's a tool, Brendan." then having full blown ai psychosis later in the episode

you know what makes me angrier than anything these days? buzzfeed listicles. i can't stand buzzfeed listicles

really recommend this thread if you’re having a hard time with mina the hollower, tons of great advice in here

every post is for one particular homie. others are of course welcome to avail themselves of the post but it’s not for them. it’s for the one homie i had in mind when i sent it

halo 2 the worst bungie halo and it ain’t close

Starting eight racers in Kelly ReiKart: --First Cow --Lucy the dog --Stephen Meek --Lizzy the grouchy artist --JB Mooney --Will Oldham (the man, not one of his characters) --Josh and Dena the ecoterrorists --Beth, the probable lesbian

movies are pretty much four stars. four stars doing some acting!

BRAM STROKER, WRITING: “and then dracula cranked it”

If two guys were on the moon and one… ah nevermind. What’s the point

fly me to the moon let me play up on the moon let me see what spring is like on the moon

ol’ “Dumbass Clark” just lasered “do good to others and every man can be a supperman” into the moon. come on dude

when there’s two guys on the moon and one of them kills the other with a rock