This actually happened to Bumblebee in the Bumblebee movie

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

[D&D style fantasy tavern] Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing? Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns. JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest? Gnome: [belching] mythril plate JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY

Provocatively dressed tiefling barmaid: [hiccuping] Apologies m'lad, it seems we're out of the dwarven mead [Jon Taffer and friends in the back of a covered wagon, scrying into the tavern] JT: Have you ever been to a tavern that ran out of mead before the hour of the bat? Elvish Mixologist: Nay.

sad news out of roku city today. a train has derailed, killing the big robot. he was 24.

A conversation with some friends has me rewatching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood for the first time in like 5 years. It’s still really good! I am by no means a Japanimation expert but you can just tell this show has legitimately earned its reputation as one of the greats

me when Morgue is about to kill me for being white:

I haven’t posted about it much on here but I do want to add to the chorus of people saying Expedition 33 is actually really good. That game could sweep the Keighleys and you wouldn’t hear me complaining. Alan Wake 2 isn’t eligible for some reason, so what do I care?

“The Biggest Failure in Broadway History” is maybe my favorite episode of a sketch show ever. “No Adults Allowed” into the next two sketches with unfortunate names all with “Jeepers Creepers: Semi-Star” at the end…so fucking good…

Very rarely, Clementine decides it’s lap time, and I love when that happens

The GOTY nominees for the Keighleys feels more insane than usual, even if you’re just looking at the big budget space. Death Stranding 2 and Donkey Kong are not very good, feels like they’re just coasting on name recognition. Ghost of Yotei not being on there is especially crazy to me

Nemo!

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Gay Rat Wedding

the Ferocious Feline

Kind of pisses me off that Jesus Christ Superstar doesn’t have some kind of Criterion-esque boutique release. Shame; it’s too religious for the film nerd types, but too secular to be a religious right culture war flashpoint with money behind it. It’s just a great movie that deserves a fancy Blu-Ray!

No seriously why was he moving like this

Clementine has really taken to this square piece of packaging foam that we left on the floor for a few hours. It’s her new favorite bed, she’s been obsessed with it for weeks

If “Trump Sucked Bill Clinton’s Dick” turns out to be verifiably true (literally *just* enough smoke to this one for it to be actually possible), I think we can officially establish Funny News Only as a religion

Neemerton Cat

Dude…One Battle After Another…

my dog Annie has a potentially cancerous tumor that needs removal ASAP. I'm unemployed and barely making rent off my benefits, so the nearly $3000 bill is absolutely impossible for me. I really really don't want my dog to die. please share this and help as you can!!! paypal.me/JetGrind

BSGmogged by For All Mankind

For every slam dunk “the TV critics were so right” a la EVIL (2019), you got at least one The Expanse; one of those times where the critical consensus is so overwhelmingly positive that you’re unsure if literally everybody else on planet Earth watched a completely different television show

Nemo T. Cat

Hearing that the women’s B&G was very good

L + ratio + Champion of Light + Herald of Darkness

there can be peace in our time

Got a Steam Deck and confused about which of your games work on it? Wonder what those little icons mean? Here's a handy official guide to help you start with PC gaming on the go!

I’ve been hearing about a Steam Machine for over a decade. I will be lining up day 1 to get this thing if only out of long-standing curiosity, but as an enthusiastic Deck convert I suspect I’ll love this one too

19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm? 30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

Bar Rescue remodel-ass sign

(Bow down) When you come to my town / (Bow down) Pennywise the Clown

I’M FROM NEW YORK AND YOU KNOW WHAT??? TRIPLE H A FUCKIN BITCH!!! FUCK TRIPLE H!!!

The last DPW show better feature Dakota Kai hitting the Overdrive otherwise what was this whole thing even for

TAKE ALL OF WWES MONEY AND GIVE IT TO DEADLOCK NOW

That was Pluri-bussin’

We need to do a nationally funded study on what makes Texans so unbelievably stupid. You’re telling me I almost got hit THREE TIMES IN A ROW AT THE SAME INTERSECTION BECAUSE THREE DIFFERENT TRUCKS REFUSED TO STOP AT A RED LIGHT?????????

Holy shit man I gotta rewatch For All Mankind

The Expanse finally had a standout 10/10 episode in S5 - the one where Naomi is in the booby-trapped ship trying to use the radio. Emblematic of a pattern with this show, a lot of the supporting cast is not ready for primetime but the main cast is clearly working on their acting game between seasons

Every so often I remember we’re getting a Blade immersive sim and I do the Kevin Owens gif Brooks always posts

woke is so back they should make forspoken 2

the coming democratic backlash will see austin's comedy mothership burned to the ground. tony hinchcliffe will be made to do land acknowledgements before state-mandated punching up

2026 Primary Woke Wave

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

I’m giving everyone permission to lib out because the Zohran win is both a crazy overton window shift and also a working blueprint for similar elections in other liberal cities

hasbro when the rent is due