this is like when you opened an EGM in early 2005 and saw a fake prerendered screenshot for what ps3 games could look like

shutting off rashomon after the first recounting because i think i got a full experience. you shouldn't have to tediously watch the same story repeatedly to understand. filmmakers should learn to have more respect for the audience's time.

The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.

smash/grow to the polls

geraldo sir you must go on air and read the wiki entry about the covenant civil war

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Europe didn't have NES they had computer games like Bogey Brothers and Zambies and Hopping Horace and Cheever Bovver and Arctic Kooks and Snooker and Wild MP Chase and Krubber Zubber! and Wesley Takes Off and Kipper Patrol and Turbo Hakker and Buccaneer and Astro Loiter and then they played Wipeout

SECRET DISNEYLAND PIG CONSPIRACY UNCOVERED #PigGate #TagThePigs

I've got an INPRNT shop now! And it looks like there's a sale on and everything. You can put Hedwig on your wall, which I'm sure she'd enjoy

zine screenshot (1997) archive.org/details/club...

trump: and it was dicaprio and, I think, ben affleck. one's bad and one's good. they're fighting over cyber and china. nobody was thinking about that back then. at the end you see, this big mouse, it comes, and you realize, that's what they were looking for. it was in the guy's apartment all along.

the mayor claims he has captured the jersey devil, and believes it contains a "magical gem-like bezoar" in its belly

i don't trust people my age who start calling it a pfp. that's not your term. we call it an avatar, god damn it

mom said it's my turn on the xbox

damn silksong is wild

I'm not sure there's a reasonable explanation for publishing a "behind-the-scenes" on Borderlands' artstyle that completely elides the Codehunters plagiarism controversy gameinformer.com/2025/09/01/t... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codehun...

The intro to Game & Wario shows a world map on Wario's wall. While roughly corresponding to the map of our world, it shows some differences in the shapes of the landmasses. Most concerningly, it appears that in Wario's world, Europe does not exist.

on a certain day (based on lunar calculations) the congressional gendarmerie climbs atop the city walls and blows a pair of ivory-tipped horns at sundown to announce the official end of shorts weather

now first off let me make it clear to the press that any questions regarding my circumstances that night are explained by my secretly being the masked adventurer known as The Bat-Man. while transporting evidence back to my lair beneath stately giuliani manor,

Article: The earth shivers at the waking of Prometheans Cherry, a doom 7 years awaited. We bow our heads, awaiting the nail upon our washéd necks. Is there no patience, no grace? We pour out oblations. It is futile. Team Cherry: ah naur m8 the office is outta chippos, toime to head to the gassie

Hi all, me, @richardjbutler.bsky.social and the amazing UK-US-Moroccan team are delighted to announce that.. we have a new specimen of Spicomellus AND IT'S WAY WEIRDER AND WAY COOLER THAN WE EVER IMAGINED!!

I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.

Deus Ex: Mankind Divided unreleased tracks (Sonic Mayhem - Fragments of the Machine [Data Archive Vol.1]) available for free on Bandcamp sonicmayhem.bandcamp.com/album/fragme...

Classics Of Game 219 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQi0...

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

STOP DOING THIS STOP MAKING EVERY REMAKE BLUE AND GRAY

dracula the undead, intro sequence, lynx (1992) www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6tp...

i genuinely don't have the mental bandwidth to remember which zaum is good and which are pretenders

Bubsy 4D announced

guys who didn't know something before you just told them love to say "I'm aware"

writing a review about how abusive id software was to me

Mario Party: The Top 100 contains the unexpectedly profound test message "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." This is actually a quote from the 1999 film Fight Club.

great smork there homestar

Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.

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tiny robert

magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...

nintendo, 404 error: page not found, web page, imagery (2003) web.archive.org/web/20031101...

this is word-for-word exactly how ufo, havana beams, and psychic powers guys talk about skeptics

says who

waiting for goku is such a powerful and universal storytelling technique that even lynch and frost did it for twin peaks season 3

settings dialed in

In Donkey Kong Bananza, Fractones can be modified by throwing chunks of dirt at them. With enough patience, so much material can be heaped on them that they reach their maximum size, a giant cube. After the cube form has been attained, no further material will adhere to them.

Classics Of Game 201 www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqwR...