JACKIE O: We can be together forever, Lee, there's just one thing standing between us. OSWALD: I dunno... JACKIE O: [menacingly] Don't you love me?

imagining The Lathe of Heaven (1999)...

if you or anyone you know has audio needs (music, sound design or mastering) feel free to hit me up!! I promise I’m talented and cool and easy to work with

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Indiana Jones and the Mystery of Two Hundred Dollars

btw this is DC’s highest profile writer

okay this seems like a good moment for this: do you guys think video games are art

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the station computer is always saying boring crap like "hull compromised...evacuate immediately...foreign contaminants onboard" 🙄 who cares!!!

I wost aw my wosawies...

Imagine Homer Simpson, It's easy if you try,

Homer Knight: Simpson

I'm so sick of these violent shows and movies about poorly-trained aggressive Xenomorphs in stressful situations. A well-raised xenomorph can be really friendly and safe with a responsible parent!!

Concept art by Robert McCall for “Star Trek: The Motion Picture” (1979).

yeah no fucking shit dude

Sheev Palpatine (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a speech): in 32 BBY, Darth Plagueis, my friend, died. He fucking died.

come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is true! #putEggbuginSilksong is changing the world and maybe more! Wow. And they are going to put Eggbug in Silksong

#putEggbuginSilksong is trending!

Spotted in the Brighton neighborhood in Boston. RiP cohost, you live on even still

I just saw a bunch of hollow knights wall jumping on an ice cream cone somebody dropped on the sidewalk

KIDNAPPER: One more thing JACK: Let's hear it. KIDNAPPER: Cancel TGS so that piece Liz Lemon isn't friggin busy all the time. JACK: [baffled] "piece"? BUSCEMI: [listening over wiretap] he's definitely crazy. LIZ: Don't succumb, Jack! JACK: Are you kidding? I was planning to throw that in as a bonus.

LIZ LEMON I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE. I FORGOT HOW. THE KNOWLEDGE LEFT MY BRAIN WHEN PHARRELL WILLIAMS ATTACKED ME AT THAT FAKE KID'S SOURCE AWARDS WE BOTH GOT TRICKED INTO GOING TO

30 ROCK High & Low ep. Jenna is mistaken for Jack's baby and kidnapped. Liz has to convince Jack to pay the ransom but Jack keeps lowballing the kidnapper (Dennis Duffy)

sorry mister raimi sir 🫡

Raylan: 'Member that fella took off into the woods a couple years back? Long-haired, shower-shy? Hippie-like I guess you could say, 'cept armed to the teeth. Boyd: Hwhy Raylan Givens I believe you're referring to Aragorn, son of Arathorn; a man to whom you owe your allegiance.

a King, a Lord, and a Miller, telling the tale of an Archer... is this not the way things have always been?

cracking up imagining a bunch of Facehuggers thrashing around at the bottom of a bucket

remember when there would be a guy on a nintendo forum who joined in Feb 2001 with 54k posts and a Dark Link sig and he would be mean to you for being new and you would desperately hope to one day be as cool as him but deep down you knew that you would always be marked with that Apr 2007 join date

she Walton my Goggins till my Ghoul Fallout

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Two people, used only as weapons, are forced together by the shackles of duty to fight a divine foe. Mutual loathing and repressed desires collide, hot and bleeding. The Vow is a 300 page dark fantasy graphic novel, with art by @feralroyal.bsky.social and words by me. 18+ only. physical // digital

Being a trans creative generally means watching a trans person who sleeps in an unfinished basement get framed as the leader of an anti trans cabal by someone who has a daytime laptop job at raytheon

drum roll please!! check out these BEAUTIFUL brand new Vow risographs (printed courtesy of @juleshroom.bsky.social / justrightpress.carrd.co) debuting at Flamecon this weekend, table A06! leftovers will go up on the shop, but attendees get first dibs >:D #thevow

Realis and her Thousand Moons

Breaking my usual bsky etiquette to say full-throatedly that if you are acting like itch is anything other than a victim in this ongoing struggle with payment processors, you are a rube, a mark, and signaling that you will eat your own at the slightest opportunity. You are an untrustworthy dumbass

Please keep making calls to all 4 payment processors Please keep contacting your congressmen and demanding they oppose KOSA, IODA and the SCREEN act

it sucks being the one sultan who's got a genuinely stable and healthy relationship with his vizier when you're at the hangout and all your friends wanna talk about are the goddamn schemes

Jesus christ they just left him up there??

reaching a challenging place with Star Trek Strange New Worlds, that being: the show is making SO MANY baffling choices per episode that I'm reversing my position on it and i think that it's awesome. It's like Star Trek Riverdale now

Checking out the Fake ELO that the other ELO guy tried to do that has a Romulan Warbird instead of the iconic ELO UFO

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(hitman places little taxidermied squirrel with a bomb in it on the forest floor) EXCELLENT work, 47. tomorrow morning the owls of ga’hoole will have a new legend to tell

having the same feeling five episodes into CITY that i did five episodes into Mad Men. like, "oh ok this is gonna be one of my favorite tv shows ever".

Mr. Bummer fucking speaks to me man