TIKTOK DETECTIVE: Well what do we have here? Looks like the poor bastard s-worded himself with a g-n. TIKTOK M.E.: No, look at the marks on the wrists…bruising, plus petechial hemorrhaging. This wasn’t s-word. It was unliving by a predator. TIKTOK DETECTIVE: intimate act me…..

In case anyone missed my little X-Files point and click daydream

Ghost in the Shell is the coolest shit ever. Cyber mission. Cyber mission. Cyber commando mission. Special robot gun, cyber download, computer gun, commando attacks, robot mission, shooting, exploding, computer explosion, robot explosion, cyber explosion.

another far side blender recreation! gary larson is my GOAT

For fun @xeecee.bsky.social and I have been watching the recaps of the Mystery Box show "FROM" without actually ever having seen the show and this image is fucking destroying us:

It's Summer sale season! Misericorde Vol. Two is available for its lowest price ever, and there's now a bundle for first-time readers. It includes Vol. One and Two together for even more of a discount. Spread the good word of miserable nuns! store.steampowered.com/bundle/71001...

I’m on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it!

THE REVISIONIST. Communist construction under siege in a different twentieth century. You will not avoid hardship. You will not make the best choices. You will do what you can. videodante.itch.io/the-revision...

DARK SCROLLS is OUT NOW on Switch + Steam! 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Play solo or team-up online/locally 🐀 Huge roster of characters, each with unique gameplay 🍄 So many upgrades it'll make you scared! 💸 Only $9.99, plus Gunbrella and Gato Roboto for free(!?) You've got questions, we've got wisdom. Call +1-(240)-5WIZARD

Same guy

"One step closer to where it all began" is so crazy. Awful tagline. Remember when star trek was about imagining a better future? Now star trek is only about the past...specifically the past OF Star Trek™️

nearly ten years ago i participated in the first manifesto jam and i'm so glad @haraiva.bsky.social kept the ball rolling for #manifestojam2026 presenting: YOU HAVE TO BE A PERVERT a prayer for myself and anyone else who needs to hear it aerialshading.itch.io/you-have-to-...

(ALIEN LAWYER ON PAYPHONE OUTSIDE OF AREA 51) no, i told them that, sir. well we're all VERY sorry. mhm. it just seems like...yeah, there's nothing we can really do, at this point. yeah. I understand. we WILL keep trying! "It is what it is" as they say. Thank you. yeah. (hangs up) fffffuuuck my life

(ALIEN LAWYER ON PAYPHONE OUTSIDE OF AREA 51) no, i told them that, sir. well we're all VERY sorry. mhm. it just seems like...yeah, there's nothing we can really do, at this point. yeah. I understand. we WILL keep trying! "It is what it is" as they say. Thank you. yeah. (hangs up) fffffuuuck my life

imagine how bad youd have to fuck up as an alien to get captured by the us government

Disclosure Day (2026)

Apart from that, Miss Magdalene, how was the supper?

bloober team making a star trek survival horror about ro laren. ok

We are fucking under attack

Marathon is free to play this week. It is the best video game I have played this decade. I know people who have never seriously played an FPS who have cleared Compiler multiple times; it really is not as intimidating as it maybe sounds, it just helps a lot to have friends. Join us on Tau Ceti IV!

another dream I had. I was at a bar with friends, telling them about a PS2 videogame called "Path of Judas"

I Wouldn't Do That, Little Man!

JAMES BOND: Jusht grabbing theshe battereish.

luke skywalker novel where he returns to tattooine and sees boba fett, "holy shit! boba fett!" kills him. causes a diplomatic crisis in the new republic. didn't know boba was the mayor now. Han doesn't believe it, "Couldn't be the same Boba Fett I'm thinking of. Maybe he has a twin brother!"

The Mandalorian and Grogu: "Once you've been to Nal Hutta, you'll never stop hating General Dodonna."

i am very, very open for work at the moment and very good at mock reviewing/consultancy. my feedback is more dev-centric than most and generally revolves around aspects of game design which are often left out of other mock reviews (frame data, balance, and other fundamentals of feel and design).

(hitman target voice) guards, leave me. i trust this barber

Hello, Sullivan! We know it's been a long time. We just wanted to let you know that your Gold Rank (top 1000 worldwide) in the Sparrow Racing League is at risk!

Have you identified a pervasive societal problem or was one person weird to you

we need a Stannis of the left

my friend and coworker baraka was abducted by ice. it would mean a lot if you could share this around and donate if you're able. thank you. gofund.me/e207a23a8

I fucking HATE the ads for new tv/movies in Roku City. You're blocking the references. You're blocking the references. You're blocking the references. You're blocking the references

SHEEV'S PLAN:

HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him

Isaac & Miria

Star Wars day. Might as well share my iconic posts and jokes about "star wars"

LUKE: Cal...Kestis?? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off... YODA: a double jump, he can do.

May the fourth be Star Wars with you.

VADER: ...tell your sister ...you were right... also: I just want to say, I support you. LUKE: okay? VADER: No matter what. I love you. Just wanted to say. LUKE: What does that mean?

i'm three days into this grinch book. i'm not done with it yet so don't spoil anything but he just took the (rot13) jub unfu

Watch to see my death-drive almost throw the run for my whole squad. God this game rocks lol

welcome to my Tomodachi Life island. I've got Nicholson Joker, Hamill Joker, Joel from TLOU, Patrick Bateman, Tony Montana, Heisenberg, Don Draper, Jax from SoA, all the Peaky Blinders, Ledger Joker, Tony Soprano, Deadpool, Tyrion Lannister AND Bronn, The Boys from The Boys, Ray Donovan, Kratos, Let

"This never happened on Cohost..."

Same. A gang of rooks did something to me today that I can only describe as "cartoon hijinks." One ran by, begged my crew not to kill him, and we were like "we're cool, have a good one." Then after we ran past, he and a group of like 5 of them fell on us like raptors, laughing. game of the year.

Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a piece dedicated to Matt Johnson, director, and his troika of fictional Matt Johnsons from The Dirties (2013), Operation Avalanche (2016), and Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. #ntbts

Bashir/Garak is so Genly Ai/Estaven. Bro is always failing to understand shifgrethor.