he is six!!! he does not know what any of these words mean!!!

did you know that if you serve too much cunt, they send someone from the government to kill you?

Best Individual Performance!!!

was looking at patrick jane, the mentalist's, wikipedia page and saw this section. i think they should have this on everyone's wikipedia page.

james vowles is kinda like what would happen if you accidentally left another F1 team principal sit in a washing machine for two days straight bc you forgot to switch him over to the dryer : ( this is why i like him tbc

made my account on memorial day because i am like the Troops of Gaming

wait FUCK. i have one of these accounts now. i'm streaming slay the spire 2 right now : ) www.twitch.tv/renorraven

as a reward for making a bluesky account, i have decided to rewatch my favorite maki amv. despite my endless frustrations with jjk, she remains my little blorbo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMki...

Renata Price is my #1 go to mock reviewer. Her insight feels like a cheat code when helping the game get better. It's ridiculous how good and thoughtful her opinions are!! Her reports are also great reads! Here are some of the projects I've worked with her on:

crit build's first big video essay came out last month, and is the proudest i've ever been of any piece of writing that i have released. it is about playing games while managing chronic pain and fatigue and how we talk about difficulty more broadly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoWg...

wanted to make my name on this app "slur girl" but though it would be bad for me professionally, so i settled on the much more regular "gyrados of hot women"

i am very, very open for work at the moment and very good at mock reviewing/consultancy. my feedback is more dev-centric than most and generally revolves around aspects of game design which are often left out of other mock reviews (frame data, balance, and other fundamentals of feel and design).

i have said, time and time again, that i would not create a bluesky account unless i was under Significant Financial Duress. alas! we have arrived at that point and so! here we are. so begins the promotional excruciation