i hope to be included in a group chat someday.. from what i've heard, they seem like a great way to stay in touch, foster community ties, and engender interpersonal relationships. pretty cool if you ask me! :)

"i read for escapism," says boy who i thought was cute until he said that

does my fat ass make these jeans look mom

old marcy drawing

you shouldn't have a dog if you're not gonna let it hang out on the couch with you. that's pretty much the whole meaning of life, hanging out on the couch with a dog

📺('◉∇◉’)🤩🎮✨!!

just became aware of nicotine toothpicks... they got a mocha flavor... hmmm very interesting... up until now all other cessation methods lacked a replacement for both oral fixation *and* cool factor... maybe this is the way...

sad for no reason day, who's with me

very much back on my umamusume shit, for better or worse

i'm never showing my kid tony hawk. they'll have to recreate the 900 from first principles

it's crazy being done with recording, and with shows until next year. when's practice? no practice. but who am i, without a practice on the calendar..

happy to learn of the soft kill frontman's domestic battery arrest, that shit was a long time coming. what a piece of shit.

Little kids are running through the streets of Portland Oregon right now saying ‘I’m the white zohran Mamdani’ and ‘I’m the polyamorous white zohran mamdani’

your goal as a musician is to become a hayley williams type figure who just kind of does whatever, until stereogum starts writing articles every time you so much as sneeze in public

[lrt] telodendron is on here posting little treats for weirdos who own the multiforce hardcover (me), and i'm really digging it

dendroid highway 3

this is how it feels to talk about Murciélago (manga)

summer is reading weather and winter is video game weather, and this book club is running a little late in the year for me to feel motivated reading 200 pages a week about human atrocity when i could be vibing out in the chao garden

As a pacifist, I'm always butting heads with the violence stan community.

if instagram is evil then how come i can watch beautiful women play bass guitar on it

thinking about becoming a "media thread" type of person next year

having ice cream before work just to make sure i shit myself the whole time i'm there

calling one of those "how's my driving" numbers to say "pretty good, for a girl"

going back and redeeming a hundred humble bundle keys i accumulated over the years, in an effort to turn the entire steam family against me as our shared library gets flooded with shit

i know i could win "least competitive person"

it took buying formalwear suspenders to learn that i can absolutely pull off suspenders, so now i need to buy informal suspenders for daily use

crazy how we're all just space dust or whatever. spinning on this blue marble. and how love is chemicals or something. and our thoughts are i guess electricity in our head's meat. or how it's like a blue marble that we're spinning on. like the marble is spinning (it's earth). or how love is just ch-

attending book club gives me a lil buff that lasts 48 hours. i can see it at the bottom of my ui, right above my skill cooldowns

stray children's dialogue pips are chopped up german, i'm certain of it. and it wouldn't surprise me if someone with a lot of time on their hands could piece the pips together into their original sentences and translate them. but it's not gonna be me lol

finished 2666's "the part about the crimes." holy shit, man. i feel like it's boring to talk about how brutal it is, and everyone who warned me about it was way off in their own reading, or underestimated me. he says so much in that section, about *everything*. about the very nature of evil on earth

bbcf only $6... 👀👀👀

please stop scrolling and help an independent artist hey if you're a fan of nirvana paramore deftones you'll love us guess which one of us is the drummer um my guitarist just bet me I couldn't hit the high note and guess what this music is for transsexual people too afraid to dip fries in sprite

sometimes i work a show, and then in the next swan boy he's wearing that band's shirt, which adds a little meta-layer of fun for me. really great comic to read for the t-shirts

they don't have dogs in columbus, i didn't see any dogs all week. but i got back to portland and immediately saw dogs running around in a park, and now everything's okay with me

i'm home! and it only took 12 hours of travel on two hours of nightmare-style sleep 🥹🙏 how the fuck is it 2pm here

future historians will identify that the most serious and overtly flirtatious stage of mating rituals among humans of the 2020s was "downloading the MMO/Gacha game they play"

music is wow

listening to music and muttering this is what life's about for 3 hours

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

i know i've been weddingposting and nobody cares but me, but what an incredible experience from start to finish. an absolutely monumental occasion for me personally. being the "worst woman" for my best friend, six years after he was my best man, fulfils a decades-long pact from when we were children

i cried through the whole ceremony, idk how the fuck i'm gonna get through my speech later

my best friend is getting married today, time to go cry for twelve straight hours

漫画描けるようになりたい

maybe someday i'll win the internet. but you gotta stay humble

girl who left her phone charger at the airbnb..

Dressing as an angel for Halloween and when people say "oh you're an angel?" I say "no I'm women in STEM"