i will fumble you into the dark

there's still guys out there who wear the tiny little beanies that don't cover their ears

sometimes i log in and it's like "aw i missed you guys"

strangling a victorian child with my bare hands and telling the police he got into my doritos

it's insane how being honest about your feelings solves like 90% of all problems and makes things immediately better. it's a lesson i'll never internalize, despite learning it multiple times a year, but it's still remarkable each time it works out.

music is all there is in life

TOBR発売おめでとうございます！！㊗️ テイルズの中で1番ストーリーが好きなテイルズです！

reciting all 5 digits of pi flawlessly

there's a guy on my street picking up litter, so i'm throwing my cigarette butts on the ground just to give him something to do 🤗❤️

i just had my final deep-cleaning at the dentist, so now i can just go in twice a year for regular maintenance cleanings like a regular woman who has her life together 🥳

committing thought crimes and then quickly changing my mind to waste the Precog's time

album of the year just dropped. if you ignore all other music links i post, just don't ignore this one

i got mgs delta because i love mgs3 and also snake is really hot and i wanted to see him being a hot stupid idiot in hd, and i was not disappointed. eva's hot too. the boss is crazy hot, obviously. plus you get to hear hayter's voice and all that nice music. it's a dumb remake, but it's comfort food

"No one has it all figured out" I do. So does everyone else. That's just something we say to make you feel better

i ordered this taco bell at the drive-thru like 10 minutes ago and already forgot what i ordered. i'm excited to open the bag and find out

for years i've been trying to find the sexiest outfit i can pull off, and i finally figured it out: crewneck sweatshirt tucked into baggy high-waisted mom jeans. not crop tops, not a beautiful dress, not goth harnesses, just that classic 90s "i packed snacks, they're in the minivan" drip

Pacific northwest. Shout out.

PARA-MEDIC: Did you want to save? >SAVE >[GAME SAVED] PARA-MEDIC: Snake, have you seen Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie? SNAKE: ...Nirvanna? PARA-MEDIC: It's the followup to a 17 year old webseries, where two best friends travel back in time to play a show at the Rivoli. SNAKE: The Rivoli...?

Nancy 2/15/26 … presenting “My Daily Schedule”

i saw ntbtstm tonight and i just want to watch it again right away

moving sucks. i know it's unpopular to say, but it's how i feel. you have to pack like 500 boxes.

nobody else listens to music. i am alone

act like no god is watching good and evil all dissolving away i can't see through your eyes 'cause mine are filled with hate

Primary partner is just the one they are raw dogging

when i worked in emergency care i would always drink the apple juice boxes that we offered to our phlebotomy patients

i love when the best game ever made is available for a single-digit amount of dollars. i shall proselytize it forever

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

looking at all these posts like "i don't care"

Overnight oats? They should make an oat that is instant.

there is not enough caffeine in the world

yoko taro is short for "yok of the tar of the"

i'm so preorder-pilled that half the stress of moving is trying to remember what books and records i need to send address change customer support emails out for

i've had an emotionally taxing few days, so after work i'm going to eat fried cheese and play disgaea and read bolaño and go to sleep. which is what i do most nights, but this time i'm actually looking forward to it

achewood, with pictures for sad children in a close 2nd

i'm going to see julianna barwick & mary lattimore tonight, and i think it'll fix a lot of my brain problems. i can't afford therapy but i can go see two women playing harp

i am the ho who hums..

i could endlessly load up my jailbroken kindle with pilfered ebooks, but i mostly still want to buy physical books and then acquire the ebook version purely as a convenience (you can't just bring gravity's rainbow to work, it's too big, what if it gets wet). i don't know how to explain this behavior

i wouldn't put it past me to finish the savage detectives and launch straight into a 2666 reread

stop publishing new books, i'm still catching up

Son, there's a difference between grindcore and powerviolence that people are gonna tell you isn't important, doesn't matter, but I want you to know that it's life and death. This is more important than whether or not you're a good person. This is everything.