On NJ Transit on the way home and the train just died. Just another day/reminder of how “the richest and most powerful nation in the world” cannot do mass transit. We can afford a war and build concentration camps, but not mass transit.

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ https://theonion.com/netanyahu-these-so-called-genocide-experts-have-probably-never-committed-a-genocide-in-their-lives/

Sneak peak into the new couple, Milo and Penelope, since the new stamp is based off them!

remember when that one dream cosplayer got caught sexting 14 year old girls and his response was just “sigh…. it’s just…. ive never had a boyfriend or girlfriend before…… i just wanted to practice 😔” and did a little dance at the end of the video to prove his sincerity -🦇

if we're lucky, josh is legally allowed to take the phones of half the devs at bluesky

No specific order here my9games.com (Sorry Non-oomf, you were the first I saw and I wasn't going to wait until a mutual did this.)

Oh no oh fuck

Small corners of the old wacky internet remain and I'm here for it.

putting a ♂ on a drawing of a girl to indicate she drives a volvo

I got no less than 3 responses of "well how'd Jesus happen then!" that were unironic. I can't seem to remember that part in the bible where they describe, in detail, the absolute pounding that Mary was given by God.... Oh wait... Holy Spirit.... The ear... I remember now.

ive never understood the point of disguising cell towers as trees it only makes them more noticable and ugly

From the Iraqi first lady

heartwarming; this cis man also has a dead name

When I was young my mama told me, "No good deed goes unpunished." I spent the next several decades prowling the parish with a hammer, mistakin’ her epigram for a damn maxim…

This is how you write a goddamn headline.

Being politically unaware looks like so much fun. Like your moms biggest stressor today was probably the McDonald’s giving her sweet tea instead of ice coffee, meanwhile you have to know that while you put fries in the bag Uncle Sam is taking some of your money to do some domestic/global genocides.

If this were me, you wouldn't be able to waterboard this out of me; never mind get me to post this willingly to a public space

I encountered the most peakest image on the internet

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

They’re calling him “the least Googleable man of all time”

truly the one way to make sure your people aren't killed en masse by America seems to be building nuclear weapons and cruise missile systems and showing them off on a regular basis

Average GOP primaries:

i'm a democratic socialist guys, in that politics are mostly a social club for me and I'm a democrat

Ws in the chat. Lisa married me 4 years ago and still hasn't left! she even had a baby with me!!!

"The USSR makes the desert bloom - The USA turns towns and villages into deserts", czechoslovak poster from 1951

i tried this with ben franklin but he wouldnt stop asking about yoga pants and hentai

funeral home director: im sorry for your loss. lets look over some caskets. me: idgaf about you and i never have, im only using you for clout

neighhold: a horse

I love that years of every facet of bluesky’s management, development, and moderation have been full of dizzying fuck ups, outright lying, poor communication, and antagonism against its most prolific, early adopters, and they have the gall to say we’re conspiracy brained about them.

apologize then delete your account

just a randomly prediction, i think people are sleeping on the virality and durability of the "tim sheehy breaks the marine protester's arm" story in the coming days and weeks

Firefighter!! commission #ReMatchPuzzleFighter

Speak up, Link

the person who helped me come out turned out to be an FBI agent

we need the Paul Atreides of Woke 2. where are the white men who get a frankly irresponsible amount of people killed

This is from one of the former Infinity Ward/Call of Duty co-founders:

Morning everybody

The idea is that I’m working today. But I’m off tomorrow so I have all the free time in the world.

chat gpt please generate me an image of garfield eating a hot dog and saying death to america. please put jon arbuckle in a sexy maid costume. no shoes. sexy maid costume with no shoes. jon arbuckle in sexy maid costume with no shoes or socks