hell yeah hell yeah

Homer-Sexual

By far the coolest use of AI is applying machine learning algorithms to recordings of animals to slowly decipher their language. I want to see us crack the code and communicate with whales so badly.

The percentage of oxygen in the atmosphere might not be the limiting factor for insects, meaning that in theory we could still have huge-ass bugs around today (if, according to the new theory, we didn't have even larger vertebrates around to eat the biggest and tastiest ones).

We'll know that the Sun has truly set on American cultural supremacy when the kaiju start destroying Shanghai instead of New York.

"Balls to the walls" derives from the Old English "Manparts to the ramparts".

If I have seen further, it is because I looked over the heads of dwarfs

Iran won the war and the only move that we apparently seem to have, will leave our allied nations in the Middle East unable to support their current populations for months if not years.

why did we even domesticate peeves

It's migration season! Monarch butterflies travel over 4,000 km to winter in Mexico's stunning oyamel forests. Witness the beauty of nature's incredible journey.

weird day

When the government agrees not to destroy all human life for no reason for at least two weeks

WAIT THEY CAN DRESS UP THE ZAMBONIS WHY DONT ALL THE TEAMS DO THIS

madman theory being confirmed and elevated to a broader madman consensus

The matter-of-fact way she asks what investors should do if Trump destroys Iran. Absolutely wild. "Let's talk about tonight, this deadline that President Trump has set 8 p.m., has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or downside risk?"

How did ancient bugs get so big? The prevailing theory may be wrong | Science | AAAS www.science.org/content/arti... 🧪

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Good morning!!! We're currently tanking the Artemis II rocket. Propellant is flowing into the core stage -- slow fill for LH2 (the finicky one) and fast fill for LOX.

It really blows my mind to see him putting up these numbers with both the Dem establishment and the online left (at least on Bluesky) loathing him. I've seen him speak, so I know he's charismatic, but I want to know a lot more about where this support is coming from.

It's always funny when people who believe that election fraud is widespread actually attempt it and are caught immediately

How does Newsom's stare looks even deader than Bateman's?

Pretty funny that this is the example image and it looks like shit

🔬 The Cavendish Experiment: how tiny lead balls proved gravity exists between small objects

my small adult son ordered the ortolan at Panera and shocked the wait staff by devouring it shroudless in full sight of God

Static electricity has puzzled researchers for centuries. Nature reports on the experiments that are finally making sense of its unruly behaviours. (Just don’t shuffle your feet on the carpet while reading this) ⚛️ 🧪

🇫🇷🤔 French naval officer unknowingly revealed the location of the aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle by sharing a public workout on the fitness app Strava, - Le Monde His run, recorded at sea, made it possible to pinpoint the carrier’s position in the Mediterranean near Cyprus.

So you're telling me that many of the media companies and universities folded immediately under pressure from the administration, but the private prison companies were the ones holding the line?

From the very beginning, the Iran War was the least popular war in the history of polling

Coming up with a post-hoc theory section when your results are weird:

Text Based Street Fighter Game: (f'_')f FIGHT!!! p('_'p)

Unlike LLMs, I do think that these things are conscious, though I have no idea what their experience of consciousness could possibly be like.

Okay, it's darkly hilarious that this administration is only allowing white supremacists into the country but also completely gutted the refugee program so they're all forced into becoming a miserable underclass once they get here.

Hiroyuki Kato and Keisuke Goto, from the art book Facility, 1980’s

This random dude got the perfect halftime show picture

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

A goddess who could summon crustaceans from the deep, leaping directly into her hands

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Wow, buckle up. The early vote just came in Tarrant County, and Democrat Taylor Rehmet is up 56% to 44% in the special election for a Texas state Senate seat. This is a seat that went for Trump by 17%. This would be a huge upset. This is already 45K votes.

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

The thing is, you don't even need to be cynical. You might want to prosecute participants in the most notorious sex trafficker in US history for entirely idealistic reasons!

dudes rock