BEST FORTUNE EVER

Interesting look if I crop out the flower…

I also had to smell the flower ✂️: @puppetmasterfs.bsky.social 📸: @froboy.bsky.social

Doing a lurk #FursuitFriday ✂️: @puppetmasterfs.bsky.social 📸: @froboy.bsky.social

Doing a lurk #FursuitFriday ✂️: @puppetmasterfs.bsky.social 📸: @froboy.bsky.social

I’ve never been to a strip club because the first person who ever tried to sell me hard on the idea was a piece of shit who described what he liked about his experiences in such gross terms that I’ll just never go. Also I kind of hope he gets cancer in his penis that somehow spreads to his eyes.

No more cookies. ❌🍪✨

A Real job

Good night everybody Live your best life! We only get one!

From 😏 to 😳 #furry

Things are cooking

hang in there

Don’t forget to clean your husky’s gross face occasionally

Don’t forget to clean your husky’s gross face occasionally

Should I do a video of a dramatic reading of furry bluesky?

Dearest Helena, The leaves turn and life fades from from the land. Was it really only just a season ago I last saw you? Feels like three times. The sun is going down and soon cold will consume us. I beg you, remember the warmth. Titan

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers: "Dearest friend, the coffee has been consumed. The perils of this day are many, but I have survived thus far."

Remember not to let the perfect be the enemy of the good

wolf shark…shark wolf

Y’all seriously need to remember that English is not the entire planet’s first language

Dinner time

:3c #FurryArt

Hello furries at Another Furry Con! I have unfortunately lost a tote bag I left at the con on Saturday night! If it's found please contact me or reply to this post!! Thank you! I don't have a picture of it but I recreated what it looks like as best as I could! Thank you! #AFC #AnotherFurryCon

Why did we stop doing awkward turtle?

Sunday nights are when mother fox gets things done

Gotta get on here to keep my fan updated. I have acquired a new sharpie. Who wants a silly mustache?!

Ya know… ok

Hahahahaha. I appreciate it, but my spoon debt is huge

Oh yeah we’re doing it.

Oh yeah we’re doing it.

Late night Lugia illustration! #artpost #pokemon #pokemonart #lugia #myart

Sure, y’all say things if you like

Get poached, nerd!

It’s time to egg

CRAB!!

The difference is, when I did it, it was a comedy, but when you did it, it was a tragedy

What’s your top 3 favorite soups? Mine are: 1. Chicken noodle 2. Chicken with gnocchi 3. Potato soup of just about any kind

Me too croissant, me too

The leg cramp comment is too real. Why must my middle toe try to touch my heel in the middle of an orgasm. WHY?!

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Canine found a stick

Yes?

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