you've opened up a star trek-themed restaurant what are you calling it? - It specializes in zero-calorie foods and beverages and it's called "The GNDN Conduit".

A response from the Anchorage Arby's

My favorite part about this joke is that an actual artist had to go out of their way to draw this. They didn't take the easy way out and actually use an AI generated image, they had an actual artist make a parody of AI art. And the joke is way better because of it.

Just gonna say this again for games sphere cus we get the same question: Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends. Make. Friends.

Apparently Bricklink (LEGO secondary market website) has been doing user-designed crowdfunded sets for a while now, and this is completely separate from LEGO Ideas? Lot of gorgeous builds, and technically you can still source the pieces for even the retired sets www.bricklink.com/v3/designer-...

Rest up #oc #art

163 years ago in Mankato, 38 Dakota men were hung in the largest mass execution in our nation’s history. I’m grateful to the riders who continue to remind us the importance of fighting for accountability and healing for the Dakota people. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...

my secret santa gift for my friend @tegiminis.bsky.social. have a happy xmas you huge gamer.

Android girl who has to call her girlfriend over to answer captchas.

some good climate/energy news: * 96% of new US power capacity was carbon-free in 2024 (56 gigawatts!) * 2025 included the first month ever when 51% of power on the U.S. grid was carbon-free * The golbal trend is overwhelming: The world is now investing more $ in clean energy than fossil fuels

I believe this is what people mean by "gooning"

Cars are the original Prop 13

The piss tank on the ISS is now 56% full.

Waffle House 11 pm Lynette Alabama

Last Night In New Port Richey (remastered)

Also, I'm taking THIS back home with me to let my coworkers have shots.

I've been a board member or officer of various non-profits for over 20 years. Whenever a member claims they speak for a silent majority I just cringe. The people who claim it are master bullshitters. Go get a signed petition or voting proxies or fuck off. Stop playing martyr with a black check.

Bullshit. They're not going anywhere. They're like cops, threatening to storm off whenever things don't go their way. Where you going, bitch? Iowa? I don't think so, you live in CA for a reason.

Boy they sure do seem to cheat a lot for a party that allegedly represents "The silent majority"

According to the developer, stopice.net "helps to encourage and promote legal transparency and legal accountability, especially when they’re going around, switching plates, trying to hide, trying to be undetectable."

"And a sausage in a pear tree..." 🎶

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/

I liked Kippy and Kappy www.tiktok.com/@floridarama...

I liked Kippy and Kappy www.tiktok.com/@floridarama...

FloridaRAMA showcases Lucy Sparrow’s homage to convenience stores – 83 Degrees Media https://www.newsbeep.com/us-fl/66124/ Lucy Sparrow’s Quick Shop at FloridaRAMA. British artist Lucy Sparrow might be the perfect match for St. Pete…

271,000 people have lost their jobs and federal spending has ctually increased. So people get less services, while we added debt paying for private jets for Kristi Noem, bulletproof cars for Kash Patel. This is what the rust belt voters demanded.

Holy crap they did this youtu.be/bYkHlxCg6ok?...

Saved you a click. It's millions of years from now. Don't worry about it.

Just to add that I love how this guy is wearing a hard hat... in case a ham falls on him and breaks his skull. Maybe you think that's very unlikely... but the more time you spend in a cave full of hung hams, the more that probability approaches absolute certainty.

:o Imagine restricting yourself from a dog that would make you happy because you're afraid it will harm your masculinity.

SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN...? FUCKING AKWA-MAN?!

It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk

Well... yeah.

What I imagine a typical wolf friend group looks like

The real reason to tax billionaires isn’t to let the government spend their money, it’s to prevent them from buying government and directing how they spend our money

Please help out if you can! They provide programming and activities for younger members of the community and my own kiddo has attended many of their events and panels. Support the next generation!

experimentalist vers switch meme:

Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️

Makes me want to watch the movie again!

If you've curious how the effect was accomplished, you no longer have to wonder... youtu.be/JHqiiPGPHFY (Any help signal boosting this to #StarTrek fans would be most appreciated... this video was a lot of work!)

Man... Don't write my jokes for me, dude. It's patronizing.