I really hope my mom doesn't talk about me to my sister the way she talks about my sister to me when we're alone. She can be more than a little judgy.

Conventions chairs in the US: Just outright ban cos-playing folks in mil/swat looking tactical gear, full stop. With things as they are right now with masked vigilantes with federal badges kidnapping people, its not safe for attendees or for said cos-players running around looking like ICE agents.

An entire nation hinges on a generation quickly succumbing to old age.

just a reminder that the 8 Dems who folded need to vote again later in the week (thanks to dumb senate procedure, unsurprisingly) light their phones up tomorrow at 9AM

does anyone remember when i said this and then people told me that it was still harm reduction because there actually could be even more harm because it can always be worse? ahhhhhhhh good times..... good times.....

cooked his ass

I'm crying

Earth to Democrats: Do NOT compromise on your shutdown demand. robertreich.substack.com/p/earth-to-d...

Waiting for Democrat fundraising texts and emails to begin in 3… 2…1

chuck schumer would punt on 1st&goal

Unfair 🥺🥺🥺

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

@bullsworth.donkey.equipment heh thinking of you

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'll also mention Ken Stewart, the Senior Vice President of Creative & Advertising in 1992 at Columbia Pictures, which was then owned by Coca-Cola. Asked to create a new campaign for Coke, he was inspired by his dog (who he called a "polar bear puppy") to create a polar bear-based ad.

the moment you actually look into welfare and social programs you realize how fucking bare bones they are, while helpful, are also just designed to be stressful and frustrating and keep people in poverty.

Mr. Wolf needs a hand to reach the shelf

Pay attention to what Democratic candidates are saying right now. Find and support the fighters. Having a spine must be a litmus test issue in 2026 and beyond.

Aluminum can cuber

The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

lol remembering at megaplex standing at a table in con space with my head off, and the tommy wiseau cosplayer is at a nearby table. i put my head back on to go wander again and without missing a beat he screams OH HI DOGGY

I want to make this into a shirt please, please stop me (Don't)

Oh...

I went to the Sonic Expo in Dallas. Made some non-lewd Sonic doodles. Boobs will return soon.

Richmond owns lmao.

The funny thing is that on the WaPo site, if you click on the comments section, it gives you an AI-generated summary of people's responses that is basically like "They all disagree with the paper's right-wing turn"

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "May you have the confidence of a mediocre white man" Sticker. I feel like I should be offended by this, but as a mediocre white man I am far too confident to let it bother me. collabs.shop/irhfgv

Pool party is on 🌊

LOL Onion on point as ever theonion.com/mike-johnson...

idle thought, looking at my bookshelf: it's fitting that my big 25 year compilation ends just as Trump as getting started, given that my career basically has a dividing line: pre-trump and trump. Some day I'll kickstart a third oversized compilation to match those two volumes, but not soon.

READY THE CANNON! #BIGTOPBURGER #ZOMBURGER #worthikids #fanart

this will drive us socially awkward/anxious folks away faster than you can say stop it ur scaring me

he just like me fr

Nintendo Gamma Boy

you may not like it, but this is peak computer

Happy little leakage. 🥹🥰💧

#Uber boosting fares because of the transit strike. Fuck you, I bixi'd home in the rain. I'd rather be wet than be swindled!

Psst, draw your character wearing this. Mockup by @grisser.bsky.social: