Dude literally became Norman Bates. He's like the final boss of psychoanalysis.

Surely nothing could go wrong...

CW: CSA Am curious about the babfurs community. I've been seeing a lot of people on IG claiming they are all paedophiles, but is this a fair thing to say? As a psychiatrist I understand age regression and I've never seen that associated with attraction to minors.

I get a lot of these. They could probably scam a lot of furries but they probably shouldn't target one who's a behavioural scientist. The key to being a good scammer is knowing your mark.

The dorcopsis looks like someone grafted a possum head to a wallaby body.

Maybe I've got a dirty mind but these handles are a bit sus.

@soundcloud.dev why do I have to listen to ads before listening to my own songs?

I'm curious if the chuds behind this weapons-grade cringe are intentionally trying to appeal to furries because they clearly didn't read the brief.

Me trying to justify my research into advanced fursuit mechanics to the Australian Research Council.

POV you just got your looksmaxxing arse smirkmogged by a sexy Australian journalist.

Them: You should smile more! Me:

Bats in Balgowlah.

Hell yeh! I'd love to kick-start my kid's smartphone addiction with a banking app marketed at them.

Got a selfie with the dogdad at Randwick.

You've heard of rabid raccoons, but what about rabbit raccoons?

It's no wonder I've never heard of this dude as he's obviously spent his entire life living in a cave having never interacted with another human before making this comment.

This is what happens when you are a raccoon and your partner is a kangaroo and you have kids.

Turns out I still remember how to rig characters in Blender.

Made my day.

It won't be in the back.

Dudes be like "check out that mousy girl" and I'm like "oh I love rodent fursonas."

When my partner asks where the last piece of garlic pizza went.

Where are all the raccoon daddies? Me:

MFW I see "pro-lifers" trying to protest on hospital grounds.

Hey I'm a doctor not a....words....guy.

He basically diagnosed himself.

Calling right wing dudes douches is incorrect because no woman would let them anywhere near their vaginas.

Me if infodumping was a job.

We can acknowledge that the furry fandom is male-dominated without erasing women in the fandom.

Scientists discover raccoons are autistic. phys.org/news/2026-03...

White supremacists are always the least supreme whites. This is Liam Alexander Hall. He tried to kill First Nations Australians on the 26th of January this year by throwing a home-made bomb into a crowd protesting Australia Day. He has rightfully been charged with terrorism.

If you think murrsuits/softsuits are weird or "deviant", ask yourself: What do you think of sexy lingerie? Schoolgirl outfits? Sexy firemen? Sexy nurses? If you are ok with those your aversion to doing stuff in fursuit is arbitrary and speaks to some kind of unconscious hangup you need to work on.

I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

Therapist: Sassy raccoon mad scientist isn't real. He can't hurt you. Sassy raccoon mad scientist:

CW: transphobia. How the hell do you complete your RANZCP training program and still hold these views? www.starobserver.com.au/news/andrew-...

the kind of wisdom one would hope to find in anxient tomes 🩸

Appeal to morals when you have no evidence. I am an addiction specialist. Criminalisation makes my job harder because it deters people from seeking help. The British Labour Party should just assimilate into the Conservative Party at this point. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

big ups to the furs on the decks

I should write an essay on kink from a psychosexual perspective. Maybe produce an information leaflet explaining what kink really is so I don't have to keep arguing with the "no kink at pride" crowd.