CONCACAF bullshit

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

I cannot overstate how profoundly influential Space Ghost Coast to Coast was on my being. When I was a sullen teenager, it was Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The X-Files that gave me a window into a weird world into which a weird kid like me would someday fit.

because CD players, walkmans, and VCRs usually fucking worked and did precisely what was asked of them without relogging in and syncing and re-entering passwords and getting confirmation codes and doing 2FA with out TV and phone and clicking a fake "remember me" box that's fucking why

Looks we love

he would, is the thing

bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

"It's a world that's mostly comprised of water, some might even say it's a Waterworld."

why is this photo giving Final Destination energy

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

I Am Jesus Christ is $13.49 on Steam buff.ly/afCmlCl

I genuinely believe that people don't appreciate just how much of all the bad vibes right now are still largely a COVID hangover. It was a profoundly traumatizing event for American society, on the order of the civil war or the great depression and we've largely decided to just pretend

The Pope is SOFT regarding the scourge of VAMPIRES and needs to RELEASE FUNDING AND SUPPLIES TO THE BELMONT FAMILY IMMEDIATELY!!!

Gato, your response?

We need this energy. Nothing less than completing Reconstruction.

even the most tenacious autocrats have a difficult time denying a landslide result against them

I was there! My route: Walkmen -> Lyrics Born -> CYHSY -> MMJ - Sigur Ros -> Franz Ferdinand -> last part of Eagles of Death Metal -> the legendary Daft Punk set

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

better be some cold beers waiting on that front porch

Funding NASA is funding this planet‘s near and long-term health. You think solar power just appeared? GPS? Weather prediction? Battery tech? Most aspects of the microcontroller? Velcro? Space sciences are planetary sciences!

two astronauts on each helicopter to MAKE SURE THEIR STORIES LINE UP

"Can you say that again? That was very weak and broken..." "Kai....ju.......egory six...."

quick everyone hide

jaw-dropping footage of that re-entry, never thought I'd ever see that whole sequence

INTEGRITY LOUD AND CLEAR, BABY

Thank you, service module.🫡

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

Putting on the "I wrote directly in the CMS and paid for it" dunce cap

(Barrelman, not Yeli) (You know what? Yeah also Yeli)

I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...

It's like VAR for creativity

It's been said a lot but I really hate the fact that any time I see a photo that looks even halfway cool I have question whether or not it's fake, thereby removing all joy and wonder from basically everything.

can't stop thinking of Crude Brent as a person

Average Iranian dude? Wants to watch soccer and hang out. Me? Wants to watch soccer and hang out. Pete Hegseth? Wants to continually imagine himself in the Crusades killing people with a sword or maybe a gun, anachronisms be damned!

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

My high school health teacher, Mr. Kaczmarek, would play random 48 Hours episodes, and once, the ABC Afterschool Special “Boys Will Be Boys” starring his sister, Jane Kaczmarek. Yes, the mom from Malcom in the Middle.

Watch your words folks. Seriously.

They fucking ruined the moon event with that motherfucker

oh I’m sorry is moonball happening

Realizing that some of my inexplicable sadness about the Artemis II stuff is that it feels like a trans-dimensional communication from an America that took a different path and chose joy instead of fear and hate.