Jesus Christ.

Seattle arcade fans, keep an eye out please?

hey, congratulations to big media executives

as I said before, everyone keeps dancing around the fact that this is open nativist blood libel. This is how you legitimize mass dispossession, en masse, of an entire sub-population of a nation. And this is now an institutionalized belief in ostensibly the most powerful org in international finance.

wandering the halls at work, muttering softly to myself, but loud enough so others can hear “The J is in Zelda”

They’re truly the dumbest assholes on the planet

[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.

I mean I get it, for the most part, but summer soccer in Seattle was pretty special

What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks. People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?

Mortal Kombat Voice: Katie Wilson WINS.

there's a lot going on

nobody knows how to write anymore

how do *so many people* immediately recognize the Prowler's sound cue I am astounded and impressed and bewildered

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

ba-dum ba-dum (loud Phish voice) WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL-SON

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Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

/2 1. Real human beings will suffer from even a brief stay. 2. The government's position is transparently dishonest and in bad faith. 3. The Supreme Court has lost any benefit of the doubt. They have lost the mandate of the heaven that is the rule of law.

everyone, everyone shut up it’s BALL X PIT

It’s fun, you should do it and stuff

Negligible difference in my mind between these bastards and the Sackler family knowingly pushing opioids

*now* I'll have enough time to play through GTA 5 (I will not play through GTA 5)

is an acquittal a sandwich

It's so funny the RFK immediately looks for a hole and hits the bricks

Extremely proud and honored to have been part of the 8-4 team on Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment as an English Translation Producer and Editor! Huge huge thank you to Nintendo, @thehalpnetwork.bsky.social, and all our incredible voice actors for helping us bring this story to life!

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Seeing this bubble grow from the front row and yelling into the void as we head towards 2008 part deux is making me lose my mind.

Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell has a 7-percentage-point lead (53.3% to 46.2%) over progressive challenger Katie Wilson. But there is a very good chance he will end up losing. 🧵 1/7

What’s interesting is that exit polling is clearly showing what’s forefront on everybody’s mind: BALL X PIT

badly

🔥🔥🔥

I cannot stress enough that people are sick of MAGA's shit

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Send all your overflow positivity on a cross-country trip to Katie Wilson running for Seattle mayor

Eagerly awaiting the local City Council race results and seeing a certain candidate/Nextdoor shitposter just absolutely faceplant

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win