Carolina Hurricanes what the *fuck* are you doing (positive)

Carolina Hurricanes what the *fuck* are you doing

i begin every job resumé with ‘by the time you read this i’ll be dead’

Late-Arriving Guest Encouraged To Load Up On Food Sitting In Sun For Past 4 Hours https://theonion.com/late-arriving-guest-encouraged-to-load-up-on-food-sitti-1819578921/

“Ah, so I see you like…videos about hanging and mudding…drywall. You know what? We’re good, you can go through. Feels you like need this.”

Very easy to ask someone that is vying for your time energy and attention or vote to ask them what they will do with this person

"Tupac's estate" is not run by his family. It's run by some greedy corporate demon who seized it after his mother's death. In fact, his sister, who SHOULD be the owner/executor/etc of the estate, has apparently been trying to sue him for embezzlement. So "approved by his estate" is just PR bullshit

20 years ago (observed, E3 that year was in May) A walk down memory lane, please join me

show me Knights of the Round, cowards

The stupid panic I get when a character dramatically emerges from a shadow and I don't know who it is or what it means

Somebody hire me to stand just offstage at these video game shows to adjust dudes' outfits before they hit the stage. #SummerGameFest

There's a new Copilot bug/banner in Outlook that says "Get 3 Things to Do" and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuu

this shit is hard as hell

Mikey and Richie taking a road trip to the Bears game, fun way for two good friends to spend a Sunday

you know what makes me angrier than anything these days? buzzfeed listicles. i can't stand buzzfeed listicles

Giles :( www.bbc.com/news/article...

All Clowns Are Bastards

my mom in the middle of every movie

the quick-cut tutorial is actually Very Cool and Good Game Design there's a bit later on where you and a companion are driving to an objective. you drive for a bit, the exposition conversation ends, and instead of making you long drive the rest of the way in silence, it just cuts to it *smooch*

The way we got rid of screwworm is really interesting! Lady screwworms only mate once. They're VERY focused on their career (laying thousands of eggs) & don't have time for romance. So USDA raises millions of male screwworms, sterilizes them with low radiation doses, & releases them into the wild.

Our Pool is Bigger than Skyscrapers is my favorite Modest Mouse album

Brandi Kruse is an even dumber Bari Weiss, just an insufferable shit in Seattle media

If he doesn't end up elsewhere, I hope Pelley's retirement hobby is unrelenting mockery and abuse of Bari Weiss and her cronies

Hollywood's Good Boy, Jack Quaid?!?

is it Baja Blast Jell-o? because it should be

We saw you from across Valhalla and really dig your vibe.

Psi-Ops is a banger, get on that one you young folks

Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn’t like car rides so Luna comforts her until they both fall asleep. Extremely heartwarming. 13/10 for both

My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"

the backbone of the entire present day global economy is "collecting rent on pareidolia"

Some news from me! I quit GameSpot to launch something new. Introducing @lookingfor.game, an independent weekly newsletter where I highlight upcoming PC games and deliver demo codes straight to your inbox. Sign up at lookingfor.game 🥳

This seems excellent. Check out @overworld.vg and send some congratulations to @bb.wavelengths.online for a bold, new site. www.overworld.vg

I mean yeah, you said I could bring my dog

This answer alone should destroy this administration. This conversation is essentially: “people are hurting.” “ceos are fine.”

I’m OK with the Spurs, but I’m also OK with the Knicks Just hope everyone has fun out there

Love that stutter step PK karma

We don’t even have MLS to wash the taste of Champions League out

Only humans can do art

“The new James Bond game doesn’t have enough kissing hot girls and his boss is DEI,” I say to my microwave as a frozen dinner turns in slow circles, each rotation another sliver taken away from my soul

goddamn HDMI goddamn handshaking

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

Pair with Jean Grey-Poupon

Report: Dad Wants To Show You Where Fuse Box Is https://theonion.com/report-dad-wants-to-show-you-where-fuse-box-is-1819577825/

oh is it 10:59, right before an 11am meeting? my dog would very much like to play RIGHT NOW

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work

How much were the OLED refurb models previously?

Happy anniversary to the GOAT baseball blooper

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.