I wanted to do something more artistic to relax myself. As you may guess my favorite type of character are the gentle giants. For me massive+kindness(and some dumbness) is the cutest and hotess thing x3. I think I will name him Clements.

a 500+ score that included a play of POOS for 72 points. Truly a great moment in the history of the game

Sweet horny dreams

you know you overbought for camping the previous week when you're currently at home having a lunch of a can of mediocre chili mixed with a pack of mediocre salted cashews, over mediocre bag rice (guys am I supposed to remove the bag? it's kinda hard to eat)

me, suspicious: and what, pray tell, led to the dissolution of the previous Pen 1 through 14 clubs? Why will this one be any different? I don't hitch my wagon to just any star, you know. I need to know about signatories and seed funding. Actually, please write MEMBER SEED on my hand so I remember

Every new Marvel trailer now is gonna be like BEE MAN (breaking the fourth wall to make fun of you, the viewer): ooh, I'm a serious cinemagoer who doesn't read every comic book and has never heard of Bee Man. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, bucko, bet that stings

I have seen actual-ass DRAGONS exult less over possessing the power

90s song, for the fifteenth time, wanting us to be completely sure it's got the power: I'VE GOT THE POWER

S'more Biceptember stuff :3 Featuring @dieselsaurus.bsky.social and @squippit.bsky.social !

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

me opening BlueSky

Context: when I try to describe both my and Korb’s burrito orders at the same time, and it comes out like some damn Faerie Queene riddle

“On Una’s, shower Chicken, Guac, and Beans, Withholding these, withal, from second Queene Duessa’s; for hers, Corn and twice Carnitas; Extending her duplicity, Sofritas. Yet in a bed of Lettuce, Pico, Rice Are both our Queenes united, once as twice.”

There was a store employee in the frozen food aisle, and then suddenly she was gone and I swear there was a hand stocking from within the freezer. Did I just behold AURIL THE FROSTMAIDEN

Dem fundraising emails still haven't figured out that the constant fuckin' Droopy Dog "oh, dear, this isn't good" subject lines just reinforce the loser narrative and demoralize the base

I see so many otherwise serious lifters make the mistake of using a Slim Jim for this instead of a Stacked Jack or a Swole Joel

If you're not curling your meals, are you really bulking, bro

I got a CS Master's at old o'clock in my life, and so it's funny to keep getting messages from that university's alumni association about meeting fellow young people in my area. Sure, I'll grab my Buscemi skateboard

I'm not joking, it really did get thrown out and this really is why

I love how earnestly concerned people are with the rules of this game. "if I spell HORSE am I legally required to change my furry species to horse?"

Big axe -> Small axe Request from Patreon's August poll! Vrak found a powerful axe, seems like it embiggened him a bit too much for it though....

when there's a hospital bathroom with like two stalls and someone has basically checked into an Extended Shit America

I will never get tired of these weird collages. This one makes it look like baseball is just about using your bat to beat the absolute shit out of the other guy before he does the same to you

Me in 2025: Calgon, take me away Calgon the Annihilator: 🔥𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔗𝔥𝔲𝔰 ℑ𝔱 ℑ𝔰 𝔇𝔬𝔫𝔢🔥 (this is mostly just for @herefox.bsky.social)

not into bugs, wake me when there's Milksong with hulking minotaurs

order chicken at restaurant; when dish arrives, take it and walk out without paying; go home; set dish down

Tiffany Problem detected

am I reading Wikipedia or WikiFur? because clicking that feels like it should absolutely take me to the page of an Albertan fursuiter who likes photography and is known for being "a silly wuffle"

Careful which cheap scales you buy online

my dude, this does not constitute "underwater"

when Cicero's head and hands were nailed to the Rostra he became a formidable boss. Everyone went for the head, but the right hand, if left alive, would simply revive the other two parts. It had very high physical and magical defense, except during the narrow "Diverting resources to oratory!" window

Cicero, warming up before the real speech: *clears throat* lorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur...

ok this has to be about heradic beasts, right? and not about, like, Otter Pops

it's perhaps not too rare to bingo with WOORALIS (one of many, many spellings of the poison curare), but perhaps a little weird to bingo with it in back-to-back games

Sorry for the NYT pic (I still check the site's front page sometimes) but yes, keep these headlines like "Giuliani must Sophie's Choice one testicle, rules New York court" coming. In 2025 I just can't get enough of bad things happening to bad people

When my car pulls up in the work parking lot, sometimes a lizard will skitter and do this dramatic flying leap into the safety of a shrub. And I'm like, isn't that a bit overwrought? You've nothing to fear, little one, I just want to unconditionally admire you forever

"I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your right to death while saying it" -Voltaire, updated

my friend kare showed me this and Oh my god?. oh my god? oh my g

Sketch page for @baroncroc.bsky.social!

I was excited to play a nine (the Glim-apropos OUTEATING) during a blitz game, and then of course the bot had to immediately respond with its own nine, SEMAINIER, which is apparently "a tall chest with seven drawers for use in a bedroom or dressing room". Makes sense from the name I guess, but omfg

Those fucking Punisher stickers on the backs of trucks of wannabe (or actual) cops. Ooh yes punish me daddy. Bite me with those four long rodent incisors of your frankly fucking stupid-looking skull. Gimme that four dot hickey so people know I'm a real American

Morshu, is that you?

finch does not have counterplay for dove. it's just gonna have to wait

When you're as monstrously muscular as Ansel, you need blanket sized tortillas for your burritos.

eBay, exactly what the fuck do you think my tastes are? that is quite a range of price and uh, subject matter

[Reupload] Greymon daddy~ Alt naked on Patreon P.S Sorry there some technical problem occurred, and thank you for patience >_<;

I was reminded that the worst part of any day camping is exiting the tent for the first time in the morning through the rain fly that gets you all wet as a parting shot

ok well there's no danger of my getting into the dark academia subculture, because you have to dress up also, academia is already so dark as to thwart any attempt to make it cast a baleful shadow. it nullifies all light, dreams, and joy sent its way

he looks like a level 1 fighter drawn by a 10 year old. He has 5 hit points because his DM made him roll for it and his Con is low. He spent all of his starting money on that sword