everyone remember to hide when the astronauts get back

Lmao one of the nurses just complemented the color of my converse out of nowhere (they’re a baby blue)

Oh noooooo my hotspot doesn’t have enough signal in the waiting room. I can’t work during my out-of-office window. What ever shall I do :3

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

I swear if one more fucking max volume sing-songy ringtone goes off l am going to bash someone’s head in with their own phone

Who needs HIPAA when you have a husband with a speakerphone in the waiting room (Not mine, mine knows better)

Shaking my bottle of antidepressants at you like a rattlesnake because I’m anxious and curled up where I shouldn’t be and like to bite things

ooh, do they??? huh??? wanna kiss me about it?????

Update on this, dad called a bit ago and apologized if they came across as dismissive, and I had an opportunity to tell him off for that. This time he actually listened, and he's going to revisit the form. I'm still pissed at them both for being helpful 1-on-1 but obstructive as a pair. -.-

yaaaaay I did all my to-do's for the day \o/

I wish all web-based WYSIWYGs a happy burn in /dev/null

Never thought I'd be so hyped by a crowd calling me BITCH 😵‍💫🐶

H-HEY DON'T WATCH THAT ON THE TRAIN WITH SOUND ON AHHHH

wait sorry I forgot to explain the stack

Andbskshshsjsjs I got ma’am’d again ^////^

An interesting selfie ✨ For @alexthecatte.bsky.social

Gonna be real after meeting someone who started transitioning at 51 it absolutely is a real statement

this made me feel a little better, swiped off reddit

maaannnnn I wish RAM was real...

I can tell my parents are devout christians because they were nice and supportive when I asked them to fill an adhd assessment to help with meds, and then they filled it out with all zeroes and dismissed all the examples I provided to argue otherwise :3 *table flip*

Guess who forgot her meds this morning \o/

boys can scissor, too ✂️💦 wuff! finished ych for @werejasper.bsky.social thanks so much~ //explicit, genitals visible. grinding/frotting/cum

🦦 *sniiiff* 🦦 wait your deodorant smells like something from my childhood 🦝 ???? 🦦 *sniiiiffff* 🦝 hopefully that’s good? 🦦 yes *sniiiiiiffff* 🦝 ???????? 🦦 *sniiiiiiiifffff* the blueberry scented markers! 🦝 oh so I do in fact smell like blue

I can feel it approaching - the day I finally mess up and use :3 in a work chat. My end draws near, fellow critters. 😔

💡🦈 (pic by bunnywhiskerz)

Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.

I wanted to see what this would physically look like on the desk so I made a quick mock-up in Blender

Bed-ridden~ #furryart

Would you believe me if I said I’m showing off my new collar?~ #irlnsfw #pupplay

OMG. It made code that uses regexp to check for negative language. Something that LLMs were architecturally designed to do. This is hilarious when people think AI is conscious, this is AI failing the smudge test in the most hilarious way...

love bites

Oooof it’s one of those days where it’s physically painful to listen to people talk

Omg now I can repost my sona's hole!

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

look all I'm saying is if we can put a man on the moon we can put wolves up there too. let them howl at they feet for once

HEY Your shoe is untied Haha April fools! I got you!! you have paws now, and I stole your shoes

Danger: Rough when wet ❗💦 For Diel45 on FA. Thank you for commissioning me!

Not sure if my boss has gotten brain rotted by LLM usage or if I’ve magically gotten an order or magnitude better at feature engineering than her, but either way it’s irritating as fuck having to wait 45 minutes for her to catch up.

*turns on webcam for a thing* *girl-thing appears on screen* "wait... that's me wtf? o.O"

A thing happened on FA in my submissions list @prismalin.bsky.social

Celebrating TDOV by retiring the fluid-bigender label and being nonbinary girl-thing 💅

Every time I go to a con, I come back home even gayer

#TDoV #FurryArt 1/4 Huge thanks to @northwynd.bsky.social for commissioning this piece. It really means a lot to me❤️

Washed up

Few additions so far~