never let anybody truly say you're all hat and no cattle

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

If you do not extend my trans brothers and nonbinary trans siblings the same love, courtesy and attention you extend me, you are not my fucking ally and you may not speak for me.

As they themselves say: "Yer pappy didn' run 'shine through this here holler fer you to grow up a fuckin' BOOTLICKER"

X just suspended an account for telling US soldiers, in first 365 days of service can GET OUT out just by reporting "failure to adapt" This will also apply to drafts, and may be useful information you can pass on As a foreigner (UK), I feel this must become something every American knows

day's almost over so here's my hottest take: openly queer people in the south are inherently more punk and living praxis better than 90% of online leftists living in "safe" blue states

🎵everybody wants to get famous~ you just wanna dance in a basement~ you don't care if anyone is warching~ just as long as you stay in motion~🎵

I AM READY

noodle~ use your noodle~ do the noodle dance~

I smell like smoke

hi in a survival situation I bring to the table: -a strong enjoyment of making and tending to the fire -an inability to sleep before 3AM

giving people religious trauma by proxy

Still in awe that we got a massive pork loin for $17 at the local cost plus store Cut it into chops, got 24ish chops Like, 75¢ per chop, holy shit

I need to ask you all a very serious question Have you ever came so hard it turned into a laughing fit

How's this look? #irlnudes

me: you can't legally be mad at me if I'm full of cum @kaitos.bsky.social: but I can

yuuuuup that’s the best thing they could’ve called this

turn this good friday into a great friday by nutting in a friend

let your dingle dangle

new party proposal: edibles and earworms

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pressure washing your otter to get all the cum out of their fur

what strain of weed do sneps prefer? MOWie wowie!

when you decide you want to bottom, but your body says "fuck you" and punches you straight in the gut

We brought back a big bottle of 10mg/shot drink and I haven't tried it yet...

It's like, I need you to be direct and let me know what you want when you message me. I don't like small talk. If you saw my nudes on Barq or in a chat and you wanna complement me on them and talk lewd, say that! If you saw my art and want to ask about commissions? Open with that! Neither is rude!

Husband located the missing pills, so that's something

man you hit me up, steer the conversation and get to what you're after

Great. Just finished a bottle of my ADHD meds and can't find the new one from the last fill. New one isn't available for refill until next week. I'm just thinking about quitting the damned things at this rate.

Don't even use it for escrow while you're working on your commissions, so you don't spend the money before you're done. If you need to do that, open a business account with your bank, keep it there, and pay yourself through that when you finish a commission.

Reminder do NOT keeps funds in PayPal like it's a bank. It's not. It doesn't matter if you're a SFW or NSFW Artist. If you sneeze wrong they will freeze your account and you will not get to access that money at all. Make sure you're transferring it out as often as you can.

World’s oldest tortoise caught in viral crypto death scam

Fursuit cuddles, with wandering paws~

does short (1/2-1") light blue faux fur just not exist or what

As is tradition, I will now bribe my audience. I'll post Pat's whole hog if he makes it to the finals. Let's yeet this twink! 🚀

I honestly hate using discord and am really kind of rooting for the age verification nonsense to kill it tbh

LAST WEDNESDAY WAS WORLD OTTER DAY AND NOBODY TOLD ME????

How many people that complain about con hotels do you think actually go write reviews or contact the hotel's corporate feedback lines

Look I’m an old leftist punk that brawled with nazi skins and I have literally nothing in common with these people but when I see a soccer mom with a Trans Kids Belong sign screaming FUCK ICE at the top of her lungs I whole heartedly welcome my unlikely new comrade

Ideal tbh

can we suspend April fools until after the world's not on fire, like Idk, I don't need corporations making cutesy social media posts while they're laying everyone off, replacing them with AI, and gouging people with artificially inflated prices while posting record profits

I have had to introduce entirely too many people to There She Is!! recently

Dear phone keyboard devs: I don't want autocorrect to go back four words and change something because you think I meant something else now, the only retroactive fix I want is taco to Taco after I type Bell

I need like, a self-employed artist's house to getting out of the house during the day without feeling guilty that you're not actively working on art

Realest post I have read today

cis gay furries keep your trap shut when you see a woman's body and you're not attracted challenge (impossible)

I have made it home and I think I might not leave the couch for days

I think it would be really funny if you got like 50 people to go to a PUP show wearing pup hoods

I am so exhausted, TFF was a lot of fun hahah