I literally just spent the past 2 hours on the phone trying to get my health insurance straightened out until subsidies kick back in and my broker got into a literal shouting match with this Am*etter agent 😒😒😒

Chili-cheese Pamper

I know it’s “pushies”— but, I read it as “plushies” so often that I have unironically started calling it “making plushies”— because the mental image makes me lol

My friends made me this custom Rick Owens Labubu 🥹🥹🥹 this is my favorite gift

I can’t believe what a perfect Christmas this was simply because @pamperpit.bsky.social got me the one thing I wanted TuT (Not pictured: the new phone case and screen protector he also got me because I am using my phone to take this picture to edit out me shaking)

Remember the Reason for the Season:

it crismus merr crismus

ripping blinkers in the family restroom at the mall

Homealone is so mean to his mom 😒😒😒

Be sure to go to bed with a wet diaper tonight so you can sleep in heavenly pees.

2 days before Christmas and it’s shorts weather again 🙄 I hate fake winter

Comment produit-on un jus de myrtille de qualité ? Et bien ... ce n'est pas très compliqué. Disons que c'est particulier. Commission pour Grendel.

“—a knife!”

I need Dippin’ Dots like, now.

i have a sneaking suspicion I’m getting d-d-d-diapers for Christmas 😤😤😤

Behind-the-couch pitstop! Art by me!

Legally diapered in the state of Texas.

I want a Ms. Rachel panel at the next BFC T-T you Cocomelon kids are so stunted—

MFW: a tiktok furry is having a meltdown over the existence of diaperfurs but I know there’s a 99% chance they’ll be commissioning a Marci badge in the next 5 years.

I’m a lil speed demon when I’m otw to see friends! 🏎️ 💨 Lovely 🎨 : @kottocotito.bsky.social

I don’t have mild to moderate dandruff, that’s my ✨cradle cap✨

🎶It’s beginning to smell a lot like🎵 🗣️🔊DIA-PERS📣📢

"How is the babyfur trading card better than anything hasbro has put out in the past 10 years" is not a phrase I was expecting to hear this year but Here we are

ok so who’s getting drawn in the stink stank stunk grinch diapers

Smoking. Weed. Is. NOT. An. ADDICTION GRRAAA *I turn into a small puppy* ruff hehe bark bark 🐶 🐾 *turns back into a human* sorry I meant to turn into a badass wolf *turns into a badass wolf and grabs you by your shirt collar* don't you EVER let me catch you talking shit about smoking weed EVER again

🎄🎄🎄

If I can stop buying Ariel Pink records because his jabroni ass went to Jan 6, Harry Potter fans can stop slavishly snoofing up every new thing Joanne slops out.

Make the yuletide gay! #MooneDrewThis #Diaperfur

How were you supposed to know that playing that “New Age” CD you got from the Cursed Bookstore would send you back to the babies section? Now you can’t even figure out how your CD player works, much less which button makes it stop!

Forgot to mention, I saw Zootopia 2 for the first time today! Definitely need to watch it again to catch all the background references I missed! The whole movie is a film school syllabus and turned out way more subversive than its prequel— I’m fairly certain they vaguely referenced “I Will Survive”!

It feels GREAT to just be able to draw dumb stuff like this again... Also so unfair the regression treatment I've been doing to myself is actually regressing me what the heck (Reupload cuz someone pointed out a mistake >>) --- #AB/DL_art #pamper_ponies #diaperfurFickle

Popeyes Freddy Fazbear Box sent me to the shadow realm

How some of y’all so-called “babysitters” like to be treated 🤔

I love H-Mart <3

Model a Koala Kare folding changing table into CAD, upscale it and make design changes to increase weight capacity, 3D print it out in sections and fuse them together, install it inside my bathroom so I can post selfies laying on it and reading

Didnt mean to make a diaper ASMR video but that crinkling makes me weak😵‍💫 #abdl

Dark Ageplay Idea: Your parents think everything you like is demonic and you’re only allowed to get CDs from Family Christian.

something something abdl

thinking about diaper boys 👉👈 doing kissing and stuff

mindfully and presently crapping myself

theres a hidden mickey in my diaper wanna help me find it?

NRFB. . . . NRFB . . . . NRFB. . . .

Dark Ageplay: Failing state-mandated group potty-training in a government childcare facility and being sentenced to fertilize the fields.

Sketch for @cyberdiaperman.bsky.social "You wanna meet the cutest little mouse around? This is my 'lil bro', Marmaduke! He adores his diapers, hasn't taken 'em off since potty training-!!" "Jerr-!! You're taking the babying too seriously..! And how did you even find a Big Baby Contest.?!" #abdlart

I don't think enough people realize that for many folks on disability they cannot risk having over a VERY low cap of money/property or they will lose their benefits nearly immediately It often prevents folks from marrying as well it's ludicrous

Hey, y’all, Changethatdiaper1995 here, back at the changing table again for another really exciting diaper change we have a very stinky puppy on the table today and as you can see he is nice and buckled down, but first a word from today’s sponsor, Manscaped.

It just dawned on me that the first Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie (Colon Movie For Theaters) was likely many people’s hyper/muscle-growth fetish awakening, and that the Insan-O-Flex figures prominently in those fantasies.

When the plain white diaper is perfectly yellow.

You should turn yourself into a big, round, creaking balloon. I think that would be pretty cool

Yeah 😏