Me: I'm a transsexual mouse girl Transphobic British guy: so yewr a cheese poof ain't ya? A proper Cheeto, innit?

You have to make them make out sloppy style in your mind this year

FuckkkkKKKKKKK what if I fix my sewing machine and get back into sewing I think that would be so good

I had a really good idea; what if I start buying vintage appliqués and making my own shirts with them.... I think it would go sooooo hard

Trvke

The best thing to do for the new year is get into a severely codependent relationship that is way too intense and will end miserably come spring

Cute mouse new years cards from tezuka

I think it's impossible to listen to this album w/o crying, it's genuinely the most beautifully devastating piece of music ever made about the tribulations of being trans

Better

Caught myself in a manic episode and uninstalled all my social media (again), bluesky still remains very accessible however.... Luckily I don't have a following on here so it's fine

My autobiography;

Gave myself neck call that autokirkophilia

I hate when I message a GUY on Grindr and he doesn't reply it makes me feel like such a stupid femcel

No fucking way

I'm chaining words together like a tony hawk pro skater combo to invent new fetishes Autogyneandromorphoandrogynomorphophilia (AGAMAGP), or getting turned on by transitioning from male to female and then detransitioning, or, having the MTFTM look

Sometimes I just wanna post stuff like "I'm such a cute little mouse awaaa" but I'm terrified of letting that part of myself show.......

Vyvanse is actually really good if you want to jerk off and then pace in your bedroom for six hours straight

French people be like "Sacre Bleu! I liked her for her far right activism and how much she hated Algerians, didn't know she made pop music, repose en paix to such a divisive figure."

It was one of those days where I was supposed to hang out with someone and be gently handled all day while I talk like a kid and I didn't get to do that so ummm >:(!!

It must've sucked when they were inventing last names and you saw the blacksmith get Smith and roof guy get Thatcher and then you, the town gooner, gets Cummings, cursing your bloodline forever

I swear I was just going to spend 5 minutes on this worksheet but I put on one of my favorite albums and it finished before I was done 😲. Absolutely no "AI" was used in the making of this.

People online: here's fifteen paragraphs on why I think you're evil for drawing your fursona's tits People irl: hi lady howzit going

LOOK HOW GOOD THIS IS!!

There is not a glance on this world that communicates more information than when two transsexuals make eye contact at the store for .03 seconds and then avert their gaze away from each other

Some person: sorry buddy if you date me you're gay. You can be upsettero but you ain't hetero The cishet guy they're dating: finally... My plan is paying off... computer, redirect all resources allocated to gay communities to me immediately. Oh wow. that's... so little. Christ. Fuck dude...

Me: are you enjoying your hot chocolate? My friend whose skull was impaled with a railroad spike back in 2014 and, after a miraculous yet limited recovery, was left only able to repeat one phrase: I'm in love with the Coco Me: me too buddy, me too

From the files... Yikes... Apparently Jeff Mangum was on Avery Island and everything. Extremely disappointed....

This is nearly at 60k likes on Instagram what the fuck 😭

I wuz cuddling with my stuffies watching fnaf 2 earlier but got a lil too comfy and fell asleep zzzz

If I had a tail and paws it would be so much easier to get a fucking grip and live better

This is genuinely one of the craziest things someone has said to me 😭 you're getting mad that I'M sexualizing MYSELF??? There was 15 paragraphs of this 😭😭😭

Why do I have incel chasers yelling at me on Facebook 😭?!

Went to the bookstore to flip thru My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness and groan until some girl asked me out but when I got there several other girls were already doing that. Bitches. God forbid I want to look pathetic and desperate by myself 🙄

Got banned from the commune cuz I kept holding my finger up to people's faces (NOT touching them btw!) and saying "annoyance is the price of community" over and over in a nasally voice Curious how quickly people betray their principles,,

When you've been frotting for a while and you both wanna make sure the other person cums

My gf earlier fr

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 25,1945

Me and my gf this fine holiday um.. Day...

My stupid chud son kept saying "great... More Christmasslop" after opening every one of his presents until he opened his last one (a new ipad) and said "gem alert!!" and kept looking at me with his mouth agape while pretending to pull a lever He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦‍♀️

I'm literally always doing this

getting clocked but its somebody looking into my eyes and seeing the tiny mouse working the switchboard

When the cock hits your lips and you take more than tip That's amore

The frotteuse hangs out at the bathhouse? Oh I'm sure

Babe wake up new word I'm going to overuse to death just dropped

Censored version of my last post erm..