The tiny bit of chip damage received when you post kink porn you're really into and someone you like responds to it with "Omg this is so me and [another person]"

WELL we have to replace the freezer on TOP of all the food we lost now. So I'm going to have to take some comms after all. 3 slots for full body sketches in this style/detail level $35 each. Rush completion. #commission #commissions #art #monster #terato #sphinx #furry #furryart #commissionsopen

Minks are amazing creatures because they have the ability to be both fat and long

If Overwatch was so good then how come there isn't an Overwatch 2?

Big monstrous predator that goes "Nom nom nom nom YUMMIIIIIE!" after eating you

Short from video content wasn't meant to be fed to you over and over through an endless scroll, it was meant for you to occasionally find during scrolling through various subreddits and feeds, like a woodland critter scouring through the forest bed for a little treat

Guys I'm starting to think this core pillar of Democracy, the free press, doesn't work all that well when billionaires can just buy up journalism they don't like and purposefully run it into the ground

What do people without a little gut even do when they’re bored, not pat their big belly???

Some times you'll just see a person lots of people hate for very unspecific reasons and it's like ℹ️【𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵】

*Someone keeps eye contact with me* Excuse me, my balls are down here

I come from the opposite side of the country from where I live now, so my dialect is noticeably different. At a work presentation, one of the consultants/teachers went up to me after and told me ‘When I hear you talk I feel like I’m home again’ and like, what a beautiful thing to say to somebody

The dollar is down it's time for Europeans to commission American furry artists

Will Stancil is a threat to our communities and publicizes kill lists for ICE

I'll have you know that I have the highest upvoted post of all time on an extremely niche philosophy humor subreddit satirizing physical reductionism

I'm a human and I'm 99% you use AI in your artwork. You came out of nowhere a year ago with this strangely inconsistent, blurry artstyle that has immaculate anatomy with childish scribbles on top. Your work was reported on both FA and e621 for AI usage, resulting in its removal on both sites.

my friend @jarlo.bsky.social heard I have auditory processing disorder and agreed to help me out! that's what friends are for!!!🧡 🎨: @d1f1s.bsky.social #NSFW #earfucking

My reason to exist in like, 50% of the Discord servers I'm a part of

Taking shape!

Joining the war on extremely weird and off-putting furry art, on the side of the extremely weird and off-putting furry art

Quit my job, left my flat to visit friends/family for 2.5 weeks and such, so I haven’t been working on them for a while But hoof update! Big hoofy bappers! The hard leather click clacks so good together!

Quit my job, left my flat to visit friends/family for 2.5 weeks and such, so I haven’t been working on them for a while But hoof update! Big hoofy bappers! The hard leather click clacks so good together!

Preds need structured play and stimulation!! If you've adopted a pred, here are some fun playtime ideas: - wake up early and hide, then wait for them to find you :3 - play biting (put a pillow around your neck and let them go to town on it) X3 - Chase! (this is good exercise) #vore #thread #endo

Dear state: Please pay me money to look at and reply to gay porn on various burner accounts. I'll be very good at it.

Love an intense fucking chronic pain spike at 2:30 am when I'm minutes from finally sleeping. Lasted a full minute and then slooowly dissipated, at least it's over now, fuck

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

There's literally No Way they literally found a mushroom that does this to your brain every single Time

Checked a brony Discord server that I've been a part of for like 3 years but never really been active, and just scroll through it like once a year out of boredom/curiosity, and within 2 minutes stumpled upon someone I know to be a Holocaust denier talk about how "Nazi" has no meaning

Thinking of making a goat sona and giving it extreme and/or visual manifestations of most of the physical trauma my body has experienced

When you meet another Sonic fan

Thinking about how bsky has the most horrible setting turned on by default that says "i don't want to see any other languages except English" and if no one tells you to put it on "no selection" you straight up won't see posts from people set to different languages on your TL.

Cutting ties with an abuser in your close friend group can be really isolating when all your mutual friends stop writing, and ditch the common places we used to chat every day.

Oh for sure for sure. Saved this to my desktop so I could understand it better after watching Freien. I now understand it.

The average Liberal be like *Sees thing happening in America very Americanly* "What are we? A bunch of fucking commies!?"

Seeing an account that has MDNI on it be like

Noticed I have a few trans lesbian ‘Men do not interact’ followers on here, further cementing my status as just a little guy

I like it when people really like one specific kind of animal and then turn their Animal Crossing village into an ethnostate

Guy on Reddit telling me that he thinks that ‘Israel has probably commited war crimes’ but also ‘I don’t have a problem with Israels way of doing things’ Do they even hear themselves 😭

Need some hungry queers to feed ramen to

>"If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year." > trump elected > dead within the year

Call my nuts steak the way boys slop ‘em up

The aquarium subreddit routinely has people taking pictures of weird things growing in their aquariums, and there’s several actual fungi researchers begging the posters to send them samples. I just find that sort of adorable

annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms

At first I was hesitant about using this account both for politics and porn, but knowing that political prudes that look through my profile have to suffer emotional damage scrolling past the NSFW stuff is a great synergy

Bento is being very modest in the locker room 🥰 ( @suckmcjones.hyper.wang )

Being actively cruel and rude towards people simply for the crime of being weird, or being into weird things, is the most rancid fucking vibes. It's the same reactionary mindset that leads people to truscum or even direct trans- and/or homophobia in the worst cases.

Old commission from @gelki.bsky.social Testicular torsion is no joke!