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Can't sleep because I realized I can smell the burger I had for dinner in my moustache

Hello I once again need some help with my finances, bit of an emergency, if you want to donate/commission me I would be really grateful but if you cannot do either a reblog or share would help a bunch

Whenever I have to think hard about stuff, like any research writing project or the like, I cannot sit down. My body just takes off from the chair and I start wandering around whatever space there is to wander. I'm the wandermink

Welp, didn't succeed. It is what it is. The last two weeks my local boss has been in contact with the union, the payment office, the highest boss in the org and the regional political departments, and it's just not legal for them to pay me more through any of those methods so uhhh.

Heard from a coworker the other week: "I'm going to bring my kids to the chiropractor after this shift, they say it's really healthy for them to aget a good full body *CRACK* once a year!"

I’m back on my bullshit Gonna make some big ass hoof boppers

Quit my job a few days ago, was promised a higher pay for months, and was then told no. Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for. I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.

NFC declined my goat mask for a fursuit badge, so it'll be tricky to store it anywhere at the con. Project: Add slightly more and more fur on the outfit till NFC recognizes it as a fursuit, starting with hands/hooves

Quit my job a few days ago, was promised a higher pay for months, and was then told no. Suddenly they could offer higher pay, so I demanded to be retroactively paid for the many months they promised it for. I doubt they’ll be able to meet that demand but lets see.

I’m back on my bullshit Gonna make some big ass hoof boppers

Persuasion failed? #Zootopia2 #Pawbert #fanart

Got bored and looked up Zippo hand tricks, and one of the tricks was just him running it against the table back and forth which turned it on, but also left two deep fucking scratches in the table Then he followed it up with "The cool thing about this trick is you can also do it on your pants!" 🔥🔥🔥

Tis almost the season to be jolly

Made meatless balls, served on rice with tzatziki

These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀 Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3

Turns out, getting more centrist has an absolute nothing to do with being able to reach across the isle, and in American politics has only been fully detrimental effect. Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.

I get why some people feel need to know people's age in their bios and stuff, but putting your age in your bio is absolutely breaking internet safety 101, do not do it. Above or below 18 is sufficient if you REALLY need to.

A deer broke into my home and gave me a shovel then stole some of my snacks

I need to learn how to force myself to be social more

Getting ads for alzheimers tests y’all, it’s so over

You just know Trump gave real bad head to Clinton, cause if it was good he would have bragged about it on stage

wiener for an @jarlo.bsky.social! #furry #furryart #nsfw #nsfwart

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

And the most weasel is, of course, Chaykovskiy

Just got my first phishing attempt in my dm’s, we’ve made it!!!

I need to make my ramen for more people

Heartbreaking: You're trying to fall asleep to youtube slop, but your favorite youtube slob source actually uploaded some interesting slob that's hard to sleep to

Reporting my own mother to the Hague for accidentally making chlorine gas cleaning the bathroom that one time

Going to work every day makes me want to scream: Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society

I need to make a leather harness…

Local town legend is just a dude who aggressively shoulder checks everyone he walks past on the street. Don’t matter if they’re like a teen or a pregnant person, he speedwalks towards them and bumps into them whenever he walks past anybody.

Bought a wok dish from the cantina, brought it back to my department, put it down in front of one of my colleagues and said ‘I’m so tired of them putting woke in everything!’ Got the most polite chuckle I’ve ever heard in my fucking life dude, it’s over

Just found out I'm on a huge anti-Tesla/Elon Musk blocklist because I have Musk in my bio, collateral damage

The amount of legitimacy they give to this site by being here, is a self own of massive proportions.

First time I heard the expression “Hindsight is 20-20” was in 2021 and at first I just thought it was a saying where you’d say the previous year

Being burned at the stake on the Danish subreddit for daring to say that just because immigrants are overrepresented in crime statistics, it doesn't mean we can just assume every single crime is done by immigrants

Supporting lower taxes but only for the single day I get my backpay paycheck for the many months I was underpaid

Type of guy: Woah like, what if everything in the world was physical, and therefore fully deterministic cause we could measure everything that happened ahead time through advanced calculations. That'd disprove free will and even consciousness! Same type of guy: AI has consciousness

One of the best feelings things about food prepping is lining everything up before cooking

The worst part of having a degree in communication is not that you're not needed, you're extremely needed in most public-facing organisations. The worst part is that they don't realize just how fucking badly they need you, no matter how obvious it is.

[On a plane in furry macro world] Damn this sure is a cozy flight, I sure hope nobody gulps us

Secured a pay raise, a free paid for education with salary, and a path towards doing ad hoc consultancy work and project work Pretty alright!

One one hand, happy that I put in an ultimatum at work for a promotion or a pay rise that I can't imagine that they'll refuse, on the other hand, the promotion does mean I'd have to travel to the US next year for like a week

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

Being aromantic but also longing for intimacy is a real weird vibe

Findom enthusiasts when they develop a 2nd kink

Findom enthusiasts when they develop a 2nd kink