every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

You get a goodie bag with two doses of opioid antagonist upon completion :o

Just signed up for an overdose response course at my uni

Finally... I have the power to make my own Labubu...

Det er pænt irriterende at socialdemokratiet putter skrald i min postkasse som det så lige pludselig er mit ansvar at smide ud

i zoomed out a bit

prime minister carney the United States yearns for freedom please send 1 billion C7A1 rifle

I wouldn't have fucked it up like the east germans did with Jägerschnitzel, I would have invented an amazing Schnitzel under communism.

this is the most difficult scrandle I've seen

🟠 Freyja Scran @FreyjaScran Cheesy chips at Freyja FC (@FreyjaFC) €1.47

my favourites from todays Scrandle 2

Bluesky won't content label this image because they respect me

Nobody is better at bagel sandwich than me

Just opened YouTube shorts for the first time

I'll be here if you need me

if you as an american receive 2000$ as a stimmy you have to give it to a trans woman

the lonely femcel seems to free her mind at night

"the ps5 doesn't have games" uh huh. keep laughing. see you on hidden objects 7.

The EU doesn't have any aesthetic beyond bureaucrats that look like this

do my jigsaw puzzle, nephew

lol she got his ass and he knows it

how it feels to eat plant-based

JDAMs are such a gemini thing sksksksk

When am I supposed to use this emoji ->🪬

Dyke Ehrmantraut

If you have a stuffed nose: Put your left thumb on your right cheekbone and press outward while pulling your right ear outward and tilting your head back Repeat on the other side

Check it out, new G-Shock

It's fucked up that I'm not allowed at spa facilities because I would really like to go

Stumbled upon something truly wonderous while giving myself brain damage looking at reddit dot com

Doing that thing where I catch back up on Target news to see how the company’s doing and found out that they released these hoodies and then quickly pulled them from their website after, like, a day

Thinking about this image

Eating alot of pickled veg lately. Raw onions, garlic and aged cheese too. In my stinky girl era.

dress so good I had to steal it

making a béchadel sauce and only women are allowed to taste it

That's the yoghurt effect

'tis the season

Keir Starmer announces that Freddos will now be £1.30 and vegan

Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this

Vegan Larry David sandwich

It really can't be said enough times

It's cybersecurity chic AW2025

IDEA: Toasted bagel Chickpea spread Smoked tofu Cream cheese Capers Red onion

Foos forced me spend 2€ on acrylic gloves for this post