i genuinely think there's nothing worse for your brains health than scrolling YouTube shorts. it's like pure unrefined algorithmic slop that hijacks your synapses mid-fire. i think you'd have better long term brain health if you replaced shorts scrolling with taking a low dosage of heroin daily

amazing this is not a skit

everything is better if it's lesbians

My awesome life

Hit the gym

Is anyone going to stop me from buying a sauna tent kit?

Vi har hela listan! www.flamman.se/musk-narmar-...

my recommendations are really good now

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

I'm not like other girls, I drink redbull instead of Monster

Call me Carinthia the way I jack et

Wrong because they don't use Dvorak #facts

Today more than ever

My tits are sore for the first time in a while

Grrrrrr Franzosen

They're all Black. Every single one

This was really good but I am just so fucking tired of falafel as fast food ngl

Jobbveckan börjar SNART

Can't wait to see what kind of unmitigated disaster the USA hosting the world cup is going to be. Humiliating too.

They have gay sex supplies at the supermarket

pouring my scaldimg hot leftover deep fry oil down the sink drain but I have a sink dog

It's not just Freyja, it's Friday

Just ate 4 of these

Hi, my name is Freyja, but you can call me Freyja

When is asparagus season again? I forgot

Hoping I look soft in this

Its a shame about the USA because North America has such beauty and splendor that the current landlords are squandering

Old guy at the Costco put his hand on my shoulder while I was eating my pizza and said "Try not to get old" before departing.

Det er vildt at alle på højrefløjen er nazister

Hey

Ordered a falafel sandwich and the turkish guy said "sorry no falafel, do you want chicken or beef?" and I said I don't eat meat and he said "ok I have falafel but its ground wrong" and I said that was fine and he said "sandwich is not traditional, get a wrap" and so I did and he called me Boss

Hi, my name is Freyja, but you can call me Freyja

Finding out about all the sick AI shit they are exposing children to on youtube shorts like wow its easier than ever to fuck up kids forever and you don't even have to hire people from the former soviet bloc to dress up as elsa and spiderman, its all enabled by the biggest companies in the world\.

Charlie getting Kirked at the culmination of AI image generation and the particular irony-poisoned nihilism pervasive in American youth means that his legacy for the most part is just an endless stream of people doing shit like this to his likeness

the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever

If only they could figure out how to screw in those lightbulbs

Happy Threads Day from Sheffield, where I’m sure nothing bad is about to happen.

My career counselor said I'm a gigapassoid so the reason I can't get hired is probably because I'm a young woman 👍

USAmericans when their cardboard house is destroyed by a tornado or hurricane: at least I had AC unlike you stupid europoors 😂

I hate being a cop in wizard city bro some warlock just attacked me with Inferno Staff 😭

If there ever was a metaphor for Swedish exceptionalism...

The only thing I'll break vegetarianism for is the well-marbled flank of a beautiful woman

I hate being a cop in wizard city bro some warlock just attacked me with Inferno Staff 😭