Chud Norris

I got an official danish MoD scrunchie

Austria coolest country

The nice girl. She's nice

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

My awesome convenience breakfast

I wish there was someone to tell me to 🐝 myself today

remember to thank your local outlet mall special forces who protect your favorite brands from ISIS

the "new life awaiting you in the off-world colonies" of blade runner was actually a metaphor for leaving your dense walkable 15-minute city for a house with an underwater mortgage in the exurbs and a 90 minute car commute

I went to the socialist gym and nobody knew you

applying for jobs is so cool

I wanna go to a spa or pool with no cis people so bad

Seriously considering getting bottom surgery /srs

Would you trust her as your office assistant?

Guess who just got a Le Creuset at half price for being a member at her local kitchen hardware store

I don't drink but I need to try Jeppson's Malört to prove that all chicagoans are fucking pussies

if I was canadian I would be from Ottawa 🇨🇦

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I don't drink but I need to try Jeppson's Malört to prove that all chicagoans are fucking pussies

Muffintop at the gym

Waffles hath a goode tyme

nooooooo my metaverse I was using that

pool party in the pool rooms

we live in an extremely weird future where ukrainian interceptor drones have eye stalks (to provide the stereo feed for the operator)

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

Splish splash :D

I fucked up my makeup

If you are not trans, then what you should know is that every media outlet prints 1000 stories about trans people per day knowing that you dont care or know they're lying, but banking on the certainty that eventually you might see a headline on a bad day and think, "Trans people make so much noise."

I'm alone at the gym and keep seeing movement out of the corner of my eye

Muffintop at the gym

Cabbage and plant balls

God torsdag!

*Anglophones seeing a germanic cognate language*

There was a like 10 year period after ww1 where things could have been really good for everyone forever but unfortunately we flubbed it

Guess who just got a Le Creuset at half price for being a member at her local kitchen hardware store

Good morning, say it back

nobody even wants this it's just harassment

If at 25 you don't have a well-seasoned cast iron skillet, you're fucked

Ouvo 🥚

You really wanna go bar for bar with me???

Kanskje han ka fikse situasjonen i Hormuz

It was explicitly an LGBT voter meeting with the tagline "who has your back?" and the liberal alliance party sent a guy who didn't know anything about queer rights or theory or community and believed every piece of transphobic disinformation he had ever seen, for some reason

I went to the LGBT voter meeting and the guy from the liberal alliance kept fucking poisoning the discourse by being as obtuse as possible, avoiding the questions and spouting disinformation

reading the rise and fall of the third reich on the bus and shaking my head during all the rise parts and nodding during all the fall parts

Sometimes I post and delete within a minute, I'm forever chasing the high of fleets

B, so I can go to Bosnia 🇧🇦

Nvidia DLSS 5 looks crazy

Bless my epic brunette life