Actual footage of me with an eye on three chats across two terminals.

All of the Warhammer stories I've written! When I wandered into my local Games Workshop store as a kid more than 20 years ago I'd never have believed I'd get the chance to do this! It's so fun & there's just as much wonder in the great, grimdark world of Warhammer as when I first encountered it 🖤

#Ad Ready to win any knighttime, the Bretonnians are on their way to Blood Bowl in the new edition. The folks at Games Workshop sent the Bretonnian team my way, so I heralded in some new heraldry for them all. Including Green Knight nod. Welcome, the Dazy Dukes. #AdWIP #BloodBowl #WarhammerCommunity

Strutting away from my painting table having done halved heraldry colour schemes with contrast paint and no touch ups

Well how do you do, Helsmiths of Hashut Warcry rules! Looking forward to trying these out in a couple of weeks www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

I've finally worked out what 6 7 means.

Reality: Meatspace Bluesky: Skeetspace Warhammer The Old World: Squarebasespace

Sylvaneth x Idoneth Root canal

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. Introducing: Warhammer Survivors, coming 2026. The endless night closes around you in the universes of Warhammer. Pick a champion and eviscerate endless swarms of enemies ⚔️ Watch the trailer 👇

Vampire Survivors, but it’s Warhammer? Warhammer Survivors!!! Very hyped for this. #WarhammerCommunity www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

Godzilla day you say?

Treelords should be called Branch Managers

It's not a hall full of gaming boards. It's a Smorgas. A Smorgas of Boards.

Army is ready for the raccoon. @vincentknotley.bsky.social your paint scheme is going to a tournament

Starship Troopers (1997): Rodger Young, early design by John Bell

In Warhammer Quest: Darkwater, Inara Sion is here to make sure you’ve had your water for today. If not, her sword is formed of it and will cut through that thirst. www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

November’s Miniature of the Month is a Helsmiths of Hashut Infernal Cohort miniature, available in Warhammer stores from the 8th of November. But how to paint it? Well here’s some colour scheme ideas from my hobby desk! #WarhammerCommunity www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

Why am I like this.

Kill Team: Dead Silence, individual releases for the Deathwatch Kill Team and Canoptek Circle and a whole bunch of books including @guyhaley.bsky.social's Archmagos are heading to Games Workshop's pre-orders next weekend. #WarhammerCommunity www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

Carcharodons Astra join the Badab War.

Horses! Well. Horseishs. #WarhammerCommunity

Not enough Squigs are called Squonk.

And now my monitor’s busted. I don’t like today.

My Warhammer novel Starseer’s Ruin is up for preorder - if you want a hardback be aware the print runs are small so they go fast www.warhammer.com/en-GB/black-...

Feeling physically unwell last week then brain goblins this week have stolen my ability to be fun/productive/talky. Here is Witch Hunter Hanniver Toll. I require either more or less caffeine.

In today’s episode of Features Nobody Asked For Which Will Fade Into Obscurity, whatever miserable idea this is.

While my only trick or treater, seeing her excitedly run back to two other adults at the pavement while splashing through the puddles has made my heart grow three sizes.

Slamming it down with heavy rain here but still had one very determined little trick or treater under her orange umbrella (and her dad’s much bigger umbrella) dressed as, according to her very excited shout, the Pumpkin Queen. Let her take as many sweets as she wanted because A for Determination!

Nothing like spending hours on numerous days trying to up my photo taking game only to kind of find I was happier where they were at first

Me trying to flirt: “Hey you wanna sit here while I talk about the Badab War and its impact on the wider setting of Warhammer 40,000 for the next 4 hours?”

10 Grave Guard complete for my Vampire Counts army. #warhammer #painting #aos #theoldworld #vampirecounts

Warhammer unites us all. Unites us all in a shared state of grumbling as together we enjoy everybody’s painted miniatures and gorgeous conversions while every one of us peers at our own miniatures knowing came out eeeeever so slightly not exactly how we wanted them to.

Curse that @andyclarkauthor.bsky.social for reminding me how utterly ridiculous and yet endearing the plot of Jason X is. C'mon DVD player. It's time we made a mistake.

Always more dakka, even in alt colour schemes. Alt colour schemes which are (primarily) based upon the Ultima Founding. Curse you Iron Lords and Solar Hawks for breaking my plan. #WarhammerCommunity

Someone at Amazon/Microsoft must be sub-ohm vaping, because they’re ripping fat cloud (computing).

You have a smart tv? That’s cute. I had a…

Post your grunts!

Trying to post grunts. But my pictures of grunts trying to upload to bluesky makes the app crash because they're too big.

I'm so thankful that I received a trophy at Golden Demon. The standard just keeps improving! There were 14 finalists in the AoS single model category alone! Thank you for all of the support and well wishes, I love going to Golden Demon. Time to paint something new! #warhammercommunity

Tyranid Pizza. It's the pizza that eats ya.

Why are there no right angles on the icy Space Wolves homeworld of Fenris? They're always 90 degrees.

Mortarion's full government name is Mortimer Alan Rion. Don't tell the Grey Knights.

Thinking of launching a hobbyist-focused international airline. Jet2D6

Do you hear that? It's the sound of miniatures reveals running towards us on the 7th/8th of November. Wait. Why are they running? How are they running? And right this way? 40k, AOS, Heresy, Necromunda, Darkwater, Old World and Necromunda reveals inbound. www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

Big sword? ✅ Running pose? ✅ Long hair? ✅ Cape? ✅ Armour? ✅ Bren Tylis, the Renegade Saint is on her way to the world in Warhammer Quest: Darkwater and she’s got all the Warhammer elements required to be a worthy hero. #WarhammerCommunity www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

Today is a day. Here are some Chaos Warriors. #WarhammerCommunity

Sadly my restaurant and bar upholstery design and prototyping business didn't do very well. Nobody seemed interested in Stool Samples.

Nothing says a happy if somewhat icky and groggy (feeling ill sucks) return to the painting desk that trying to contrast mix up one colour, then inadvertently happening across another thanks to an unexpected (but not bad) interaction between paints Guess I need to paint a Crimson Fist sometime now.

Blood Angel failed his “Gets Hot!” roll.

Sergeant Aisha Itoh is about to have a total chitin-ightmare in my #warhammer40k Sentinel short story ‘Blood Sands’ - in print for the first time! You also get: 💀Blood 💀Sands 💀Sentinels 💀Astra Militarum Messenger Pigeon cameo ...& 11 other stories from fab folk! www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/p...