Never refuse your children a bedtime story, even if you're shattered. One night, it will be the last time you read one to them and you won't even realise it.

At the Nuremberg trials, Karl Dönitz was convicted of war crimes for the sinking of civilian vessels. This is not a complicated question, it's been illegal for centuries.

I'm terrible at full army shots, but here's the 2k points finished. Every model individually converted, everything 3d printed. Next will probably work on an infantry list. #nerdlings

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Pubs pay tax. Churches don't. It should be the other way round.

Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell. Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass. That, right there, is the problem.

Not a new model but a touch up & a big base upgrade for Settrus (celestant prime). He’s getting a run out at WHW in a month or so & wanted him to stand out more. Mission accomplished I think. #warhammer #paintingminiatures #gamesworkshop #tombcast #ageofsigmar #stormcast

Some upgrades happening across my Tombcast to make them WHW compliant & even more jazzy.

There should be GCSE and A Level qualifications in critical thinking. It's what underpins everything else. It needs to be taught and people need to be good at it. Employers should demand good passes from new hires.

Married.

Keir Starmer: you are actually the leader of the Labour Party, so stop letting your every utterance and decision to be influenced by what Reform voters think. I don't give a fuck what Reform voters think. Deliver Labour policies, you fanny.

I don’t understand why, when that nauseatingly rich, these people don’t just ‘retire & fuck off’.

The huge reduction in traffic during school holidays is proof all children should be required by law to travel via public transport to school. Only exceptional circumstances should be allowed to travel to school in a parents car.

If you’re a film buff & have the time this week I’d encourage you to seek out a screening of Amadeus, as it’s having a 40th anniversary run. Trust me. Even if the subject matter isn’t your usual vibe. It’s sublime. #film #mozart

40 today. I know, I know, I don’t look a day over 25. Spoiled rotten by my family, friend’s & fiancée. Particular highlight is this, hard to explain, oil painting of Nicholas Cage. Made my dog look more confused than usual. #old #painkillers

Once you make your first billion you should be immediately forced to retire from public life. You've more than enough money to spend the rest of your days on holiday or in the pub so just do that instead.

My final bastiladon, took me ages to come up with a colour scheme and method that I was happy with, as not a big fan of pairing large areas. But happy with how it came out and especially enjoyed painting the blue crystal.

Superb weekend at Feud. Steve & the boys clearly care deeply about making this a great event & that comes through in the vibe. Will defo be returning for the 4th incarnation. Cheers all. #warhammer

British people living in other countries should be referred to as 'migrants', not 'ex-pats'. Let's see how you like the smell of that, Brenda in Marbella who voted for Brexit.

Nottingham, for all its faults, is a remarkably nice city if you know where to look.

Last two units for my seraphon ready to go, though probs need another few hours on the paint bench for me to be happy. First new army for me in many years. Excited, but trepidatious, about rolling them out this weekend. #warhammer #paintingminiatures #gamesworkshop

Ten writers by whom I've read more than five books John le Carre JRR Tolkien George RR Martin Robert Harris Dan Abnett Graham McNeil Phillip Pullman Bernard Cornell Dan Brown Terry Pratchett Clearly in urgent need of reading more female authors 😓

Prost, bitches.

WIP shots of my aggaradons. Taking far longer than anticipated but I’m having fun with some of the details on these. Broken the back of the work so should be good to take these cheeky ones to Feud in a couple weeks. #warhammer #paintingminiatures

Behold: the Streisand effect!

Stag do at 39? Time for gavisgon shots.

Smallest window in England. Fun don’t stop on my stag.

‘Is your pie kicking in?’

‘Stag related bacon’

Should probably finish the army to go on this now…

Yes babe. These are your options. I may or may not have a Twix in the next 24 hours. Shut your horrible cat arse of a mouth.

Here she is actually doing its zappy thing.

Made good use of my first Monday off of a new 9 day fortnight. Cringed adding the moss to this after all the nice clean highlights Also 90% sure the electro ball is non original but I can’t recall who did it first to credit! #paintingminiatures #warhammer #seraphon #ageofsigmar

Did Trump order that parade from TEMU?

FLASH SALE! I’m away but spiritually whispering: please buy my stuff. Here’s some photos of REAL people letting my t-shirts cover their nips. You too can be like them. 15% off EVERYTHING with the code COVERNIPS. www.infinitebacon.com Plz do RT to help out my tiny business, Thank you!

We’ve got around 90 responses to our BIG AOS tournament survey. Would be great to clear over 100. If you attend events please fill it in. TO’s I’d appreciate RT’s and happy to share the data forms.cloud.microsoft/r/dv6bnarhn2

COMPETITION TIME! I’m going to give away these two test prints. A3 Vader to 1st place, A5 U-wing to the second. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm. Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com thank you and good luck!

Bastilodon, done. Enjoyed this for an older kit though I’d have liked to do the solar engine as it looks cooler, though is shite apparently. #warhammer #paintingminiatures #seraphon

This was quick, I only had to rebase these (again, third time). The orc army is starting to take shape now. These Black Orcs are going to add a distinctive look.I’ve used these in AoS but never in #theoldworld so that will be nice to finally get them out #nerdlings #wargaming #paintingwarhammer

Might also, sort of, coincide with my 40th… You’d be a tit not to go to this. #warhammer

Mancunian Carnage was a great event where I was lucky enough to get two fists. Thanks @ajghostarm.bsky.social and team for putting it on.

Had a great time this weekend at #MancunianCarnage thanks to @ajghostarm.bsky.social for the hilarious, organized and utterly mad event. Looking forward to coming back next year. Went 2-3 with my Kroak/Slann & Raptordon's - standing on objectives was hard, but happy with my performances.

Back home after another fantastic weekend at #mancuniancarnage hosted by @ajghostarm.bsky.social really recommend attending for those on the fence and looking to bring even more #cheltwarchiefs players next year! #ageofsigmar

Another 4-1 for Krethusa and the Toe Gang and 5 lovely opponents at @ajghostarm.bsky.social's mancunian carnage. Wonderful way to sign off this GHB and I cannot recommend going enough. Buy a ticket so I can meet you all next year

Huge thanks to @briancoxtalks.bsky.social for introducing the first round at this years #MancunianCarnage. A class act. #scienceman #music

Some more Solar Auxilia progress, with a completed Dracosan. Whisper it, but it’s just possible I might finish the army box I got in April last year. Really like how the green has come out on this. Quite muted, but it’s pretty fitting for Heresy I would say.

Finally... A steed worthy of a captain! ☠️🦜🏴‍☠️ Finishing this bad boy whilst trying to move house has been, let's say ... difficult 🫠 But we got there and really happy with the result ❤️ 1400 points down! 600 to go let's get it! Ps. Good photos to come once I can unpack my camera 🤣 #warhammer

Hey all. Unfortunately something has come up and I can no longer make mancunian carnage on 10/11th may. Is anyone after a ticket for the event? If so hit me up.

If we tried to build the motorway from scratch now with our current planning system, it would take 3 times as long, cost 5 times as much and the M40 would have a missing 5 miles in Buckinghamshire because MPs were too scared of pissing off some rich old people.

If Bruce Springsteen can address Wembley Stadium with a normal sized microphone, why do podcasters require something the size of a watermelon on a crane to spout their bollocks?