Chuffed & slightly gobsmacked that I took these away from the @hogsofwaaagh.bsky.social event this weekend. Always lovely to get a best painted but best overall when I only won one game is amazing. Big thanks to Jim for running it & to my smashing (and patient) opponent. Will be back. #warhammer

Ballet. What’s all that about then.

Despite going 3-2 as a team, we managed to clinch second overall following an uncapped 386/400 final round. Thank you @ajghostarm.bsky.social Until next year! #newprofilepicture

Amazing weekend again at Mancunian Carnage Teams. 5 cracking games against fantastic people. But stupidly didn't take any photos. Personally went 2-3 but came away with a painting nom 🙌. Our team even got 4/5 fave game votes. Massive shoutout to @ajghostarm.bsky.social for another legendary event

Superb weekend running Carnage Teams. It’s a good feeling of exhaustion following an event that’s been so non stop with brilliant people. Not a single gripe of grumble. Thanks to all the attendees who made it & well done to the victorious. It’ll be back. #warhammer #mancuniancarnage

Landed back home after a fucking legendary weekend at Carnage Teams, an absolute belter yet again hosted by the fabulous @ajghostarm.bsky.social has turned into one of my favourite events. Managed a personal best ever of 5 wins! But its always about the team and we pick up best sports!

Good luck to everyone attending events this weekend especially those attending Doomfire @entoyment Black Dragon 1 dayer @BlackDragonMini and Mancunian Carnage Teams @ajghostarm.bsky.social May your not roll 1s for charges - except if your playing me as ill be at carnage 🤣

Been playing with 3D printing & finally completed a whole model that’s not just scatter terrain. Behold; my storm portal for the Tombcast. On exactly the same base size as the actual piece, but doesn’t look like a public convenience. Winner. #warhammer #paintingminiatures #ageofsigmar

NEW The letter the BBC could send back to Trump A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim By me. Enjoy. emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...

Odd day to be in Versailles really, especially in this room. The cascading impact of the short sighted moustachioed gits who lauded it over the Germans just over a hundred years ago shaped everything about the next century.

One of the most precious things about Remembrance is that it sets no political tests. It asks only that we "remember", and that we do so in the silence of our own thoughts. It doesn't dictate what we remember, how we remember or what lessons we draw. That's between ourselves and our conscience.🧵

‘Unless you bought your ticket whilst wearing a yellow parka as you recited the Lithuanian national anthem you’re tickets are not valid on this service’ Honestly, love travelling by train but can we just sort this out?! Seems design to catch people out. Nationalise the fucking things!

Exactly one month until The Outriders: MK host their first GT!!! 5 games of AoS - 29th/30th November @ Players Paradice, Newport Pagnell, UK - £50 3 weeks left until sign ups close! Pack below; drive.google.com/file/d/14XaU... #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar

What it’s like inside your head…

Another shoutout for the Outriders: MK GT at the newly opened Players Paradice in Milton Keynes. 5 games accross 2 days. £50. 16 tables upstairs and downstairs, Bar, restaurant and shop. Event pack in the link: drive.google.com/file/d/14XaU... #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar

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Never refuse your children a bedtime story, even if you're shattered. One night, it will be the last time you read one to them and you won't even realise it.

At the Nuremberg trials, Karl Dönitz was convicted of war crimes for the sinking of civilian vessels. This is not a complicated question, it's been illegal for centuries.

I'm terrible at full army shots, but here's the 2k points finished. Every model individually converted, everything 3d printed. Next will probably work on an infantry list. #nerdlings

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Pubs pay tax. Churches don't. It should be the other way round.

Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell. Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass. That, right there, is the problem.

Not a new model but a touch up & a big base upgrade for Settrus (celestant prime). He’s getting a run out at WHW in a month or so & wanted him to stand out more. Mission accomplished I think. #warhammer #paintingminiatures #gamesworkshop #tombcast #ageofsigmar #stormcast

Some upgrades happening across my Tombcast to make them WHW compliant & even more jazzy.

There should be GCSE and A Level qualifications in critical thinking. It's what underpins everything else. It needs to be taught and people need to be good at it. Employers should demand good passes from new hires.

Married.

Keir Starmer: you are actually the leader of the Labour Party, so stop letting your every utterance and decision to be influenced by what Reform voters think. I don't give a fuck what Reform voters think. Deliver Labour policies, you fanny.

I don’t understand why, when that nauseatingly rich, these people don’t just ‘retire & fuck off’.

The huge reduction in traffic during school holidays is proof all children should be required by law to travel via public transport to school. Only exceptional circumstances should be allowed to travel to school in a parents car.

If you’re a film buff & have the time this week I’d encourage you to seek out a screening of Amadeus, as it’s having a 40th anniversary run. Trust me. Even if the subject matter isn’t your usual vibe. It’s sublime. #film #mozart

40 today. I know, I know, I don’t look a day over 25. Spoiled rotten by my family, friend’s & fiancée. Particular highlight is this, hard to explain, oil painting of Nicholas Cage. Made my dog look more confused than usual. #old #painkillers

Once you make your first billion you should be immediately forced to retire from public life. You've more than enough money to spend the rest of your days on holiday or in the pub so just do that instead.

My final bastiladon, took me ages to come up with a colour scheme and method that I was happy with, as not a big fan of pairing large areas. But happy with how it came out and especially enjoyed painting the blue crystal.

Superb weekend at Feud. Steve & the boys clearly care deeply about making this a great event & that comes through in the vibe. Will defo be returning for the 4th incarnation. Cheers all. #warhammer

British people living in other countries should be referred to as 'migrants', not 'ex-pats'. Let's see how you like the smell of that, Brenda in Marbella who voted for Brexit.

Nottingham, for all its faults, is a remarkably nice city if you know where to look.

Ten writers by whom I've read more than five books John le Carre JRR Tolkien George RR Martin Robert Harris Dan Abnett Graham McNeil Phillip Pullman Bernard Cornell Dan Brown Terry Pratchett Clearly in urgent need of reading more female authors 😓

Prost, bitches.

Behold: the Streisand effect!

Stag do at 39? Time for gavisgon shots.

Smallest window in England. Fun don’t stop on my stag.

‘Is your pie kicking in?’

‘Stag related bacon’

Yes babe. These are your options. I may or may not have a Twix in the next 24 hours. Shut your horrible cat arse of a mouth.

Made good use of my first Monday off of a new 9 day fortnight. Cringed adding the moss to this after all the nice clean highlights Also 90% sure the electro ball is non original but I can’t recall who did it first to credit! #paintingminiatures #warhammer #seraphon #ageofsigmar

Did Trump order that parade from TEMU?

FLASH SALE! I’m away but spiritually whispering: please buy my stuff. Here’s some photos of REAL people letting my t-shirts cover their nips. You too can be like them. 15% off EVERYTHING with the code COVERNIPS. www.infinitebacon.com Plz do RT to help out my tiny business, Thank you!

We’ve got around 90 responses to our BIG AOS tournament survey. Would be great to clear over 100. If you attend events please fill it in. TO’s I’d appreciate RT’s and happy to share the data forms.cloud.microsoft/r/dv6bnarhn2

COMPETITION TIME! I’m going to give away these two test prints. A3 Vader to 1st place, A5 U-wing to the second. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm. Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com thank you and good luck!

This was quick, I only had to rebase these (again, third time). The orc army is starting to take shape now. These Black Orcs are going to add a distinctive look.I’ve used these in AoS but never in #theoldworld so that will be nice to finally get them out #nerdlings #wargaming #paintingwarhammer