Eric Replatformed
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Reluctant Michigander.
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Stop mansplaining The Silence of the Lambs to me, I dont need a Hannibal lecture.
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Wilbur72
about 8 hours ago
I donāt drink alcohol. I drink spirits. So Iām not being an alcoholic, Iām being spiritual.
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However they were unable to locate his career, which has been missing for years
about 19 hours ago
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Fomo Simpson
about 20 hours ago
Don't ask me to rate your app while it's pissing me off. That's an automatic fail even if I like it. You get one star. I'd give you less if I could.
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...pository
1 day ago
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Wilbur72
2 days ago
Beer bottle: āBreaking me is one year of bad luckā Mirror: āHah! Breaking me is 7 years of bad luckā Condom: āPfffttt!! Hold my beerā
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Tiki Moonš
12 days ago
This post was formatted to fit your screen & edited for language, nudity, & graphic violence.
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One Dogās Opinion š¾
1 day ago
and you may ask yourself āwell, how did I get here?ā and you may say to yourself āmy god, what have I done?"
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John Lyon
1 day ago
I once shot a man for criticizing my text alignment. It was justified.
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Wilbur72
2 days ago
On this day in 2026: I begrudgingly went to work
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Charlie Alzamora
2 days ago
Why's it called a crack in the fuselage and not an airline fracture?
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The best sponge I have ever used!! - a wringing endorsement
3 days ago
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Marc
3 days ago
People who say to me, "forget everything I said," don't realize that I probably wasn't listening anyway.
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Greg the Miller
3 days ago
all the adventuring i did in Diablo 1-3 was pointless, he just keeps coming back??
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The Bearminator
4 days ago
If love is a drug then I'm 12 years clean.
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Charlie Alzamora
3 days ago
There's no chance my past can ever catch up with me. It's as slow, bloated and out of shape as I am.
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Yup, I know he is awful, but I don't need any more memes, thanks.
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Eating spring rolls in the winter, because none of the traditional rules apply any more.
4 days ago
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If you dont know you are paying for three Door Dash subscriptions, you don't need an app, you need a court appointed guardian.
4 days ago
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4 days ago
a premature ejaculatorās great great great great great grandfather who fought in the American revolution was also known as a minuteman *annnnnnnnd, send š»*
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Miss Havishambles
4 days ago
Pining for my dead Christmas tree.
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Julie Lavender Menace
4 days ago
The pill I use every hour to control my appetite requires me to take it with food.
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CaroleU
4 days ago
Glad you liked my recommendation, but I wish you weren't so surprised that it was good.
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It's time to ice the kicker! - Jeffrey Dahmer, football coach
4 days ago
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Just went thru and deleted 5 years of personal email, that was a fun trip down memory lane of horrible customer service experiences and worse exes.
4 days ago
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Democracy is burning down but it's a cold, cold, fire this month
4 days ago
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A-Mooās Bouche
4 days ago
experiencing the major British food groups on our travels this week: -chips -mash -pudding -pie -toast -beans
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She likes her men like she likes her tea... Oooo... Long!
4 days ago
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Miss Havishambles
5 days ago
Just found an entire mini world in my replies.
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Auntie Social
5 days ago
I've had a Mellencamp song stuck in my head for days. Oh well. Life goes on
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I went skiing and the accommodations were so bad I had to lodge a lodge complaint.
5 days ago
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Julie Lavender Menace
5 days ago
When my mom went into labor with me, she texted my dad. She told him she's using this thing the size of a graham cracker to type messages into and could even watch TV on it. Dad never got the message because it was in 1973.
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Juiceticles
5 days ago
My smart wool socks are probably wondering why I'm dumb enough to live where the real feel is -43
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Customer service has gotten so bad that the best recent experience that didnt completely suck was a visit to the mfing DMV.
5 days ago
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Greg the Miller
6 days ago
pronouncing vinyl like final
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Marc
5 days ago
Tupperware is great for when you want to throw your food out on a different day . . .
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Even the dog who loves to rub his schlong in the snow thinks it's too cold out today.
5 days ago
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andy vs.
5 days ago
You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true
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Stop mansplaining The Silence of the Lambs to me, I dont need a Hannibal lecture.
5 days ago
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I was queued up to buy tickets for Cats, at the litter box office. The person behind me asks if this is "will call", I say "No, this is the fee line". When I finally get to the front of the line, they tell me the computer isn't working and show me a dead mouse.
5 days ago
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Wilbur72
5 days ago
Just once it would be nice to be told to fu*k on
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I liked it better when the New England Patriots sucked.
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VWonders
6 days ago
Maybe itās pass interference? Maybe itās Maybelline?
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NickNackPaddyWhack
6 days ago
A good way to get the cat hair out of your bed is to go to bed with caster oil on your face
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If you predicted Sam Darnold and (checks notes) Jarrett Stidham as starting qbs in the conference championship round, please send me lottery numbers.
6 days ago
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Wilbur72
6 days ago
Dontcha hate when you buy a 6-pack of a New beer and the first sip tastes like Himalayan donkey ball sweat
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Saw a guy coming out of Total Wine (massive store with diverse wine, liquor and craft beer selection) with a 12 pack of Miller Lite.
6 days ago
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Isn't it a bit of a red flag if someone claims to be from a gas giant planet??
6 days ago
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Corduroy Cheddar
8 days ago
I can pull off most hats. But it makes their owners very angry.
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Jack
6 days ago
Guys, my buddy just told me that weāre all going to die one day. Like everyone. Have you heard anything about this? That canāt be true right?
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Liberty Mutual sounds more like a swingers club than an insurance company.
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