Trying to nap on the deck of a steamboat

"But Jan could be dead by then!"

ilhan omar is our bravest politician

Great upside to being a patreon member of @minnmax.com is you can choose to not sanction @yozetty.bsky.social's buffoonery.

Probably the biggest problem with being a game critic is you never hear what other people think of you

Now, a stickler would say that Aaron, being but one (1) person, is an alumnus not alumni. But it’s not like this is a poster for a university’s communications program.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Imagine having to pretend Ilhan Omar isn't cool. Cursed political identity

ilhan omar is actually one of the bravest people in the world.

When you defeat a skeleton in a video game, there's a very good chance it will quickly reassemble itself. What inspired this cliche? www.avclub.com/regenerating...

Street art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...

"let people enjoy things"

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

First trailer for Boots Riley’s ‘I LOVE BOOSTERS’: • Starring Keke Palmer, Naomi Ackie, Taylour Paige, Don Cheadle, LaKeith Stanfield, and Demi Moore • Follows a ring of shoplifters targeting a cutthroat fashion maven • In theaters May 22 #ILoveBoosters #BootsRiley #KekePalmer

Todd Rundgren

The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

Had a dream Jessie Buckley thought I had an outie belly button and wanted to touch it, but she's was mistaken, I have an innie. So I told her @jamieloftus.bsky.social does have one and if she asked nicely maybe Jamie would let her touch hers.

sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place

I've been sent video from the end of the ICE raid at the Zipps on 32nd and Shea. It shows protesters -- on the sidewalk, impeding no one -- getting drive-by maced by an ICE agent from a truck as it rolls away down the road. Hard to see how such tactics are justifiable.

What a picture!!!

I have genuinely *never* seen an NYC mayor get an ovation from a TV crowd before. I thought we were contractually obligated to boo them.

Paper, the iPad app I've been using for ten years, just jacked up their price from $12/year to $10 a WEEK Paper is owned by Evernote, which is owned by Bending Spoons, the private equity firm that just laid off everyone at Vimeo

#NowWatching The Secret Agent

I thought about this a lot when we were all pushing to get kilmar abrego garcia released. I'm glad we got him back but literally NO ONE should be sent to CECOT. They should have ALL been brought back. Never accept an inch. Never accept their framing. Bring everyone back and abolish DHS.

No, DrDisrespect was not invited to Highguard event (via @zackzwiezen.com)

As the Sickos Committee, we must address this issue seriously. We are Sickos fans here associated with college football. We only have affiliations with Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes and definitely not any with DHS.

Please unfollow the altnps account. It's a do-nothing, disinfo slop mill that's trying to figure out how to Q-Anon the left for future profit, and that is not news.

I interviewed two of the mods of r/Minneapolis about their tireless work this month: “I just wanted a local subreddit to know what was happening in my city, and now all of a sudden, we’ve turned into this de facto hub of information for basically how to fight fascism.” www.wired.com/story/reddit...

they teach you to do this at gun school. you might think it looks stupid but it's normal. everyone does it

To get to the Super Bowl, the Seahawks have won nine straight, including a closing stretch of Rams, Panthers, 49ers, 49ers again, Rams again. That's five straight wins over teams that made the playoffs, four over teams that won 12 or more games.

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered

Final. The Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl after a 31-27 win over the Rams.

Liking Aaron Jennings as the new Taco Bell spokesman.

I've seen the mamagorgon85 ad today more than any human being should in a lifetime.

80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael

BOBO!

Whew Sam threw the absolute piss out of that ball

If you missed it

Tom Brady shut the hell up.

What are the chances a future episode this season of The Pitt is dedicated to Alex Pretti?

Ozymandias scaling back on mighty works to focus on creating data centers

What a game (pejorative)

The best kinds of football games are the ones where nobody moves the ball in a blizzard and 75% of the commentary is the guys saying “these conditions”

Disappointing to see Office Jim driving around with a Christmas Adventurer in those ads. Smh