holy shit a real cover letter in 2026

some thoughts 1. lol you misconfigured webpack 2. lol you served secure content as a static asset in a spa 3. lol you could guess login credentials with that list of names

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

also suggest me nextfest demos, i am not going through the entire list again

Lamplighters are particularly lethal in well lit areas #indiedev #screenshotsaturday #gamedev

i better not see any of yall touching the brigador killers demo

BREAKING: Several Xbox studios, including Compulsion, Ninja Theory and Double Fine, are negotiating with Xbox as they try to avoid closure. Some or all could spin off. Lots still in flux as many studios remain unsure about what's happening. Here's the latest: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

“Quit complaining and eat it! … Number one, chicken soup is good for the flu, and number two, it’s nobody we know.”

Look. Indie dev to Indie dev: doubling down with "you don't UNDERSTAAND we're just a little GUY we NEEEED to use claude" is the reason people are mad. People aren't mad at You. They are mad at Your Actions! You have the power to change this, right here and right now. Take it!!

jc denton: if they dried up dr. pepper and made it into a kind of grain or sunflower seed style snack you could attach that like a horse feedbag to me and i'd just go to town. paul denton: that's great, jc. jc denton: orange crush would also be good.

commands for gamers

every time i tried to talk to an npc in Mina the Hollower i kept accidentally hitting the flask button and thinking this

check out this freak (mystery rpg project)

You can now build parking lots INSIDE the Pyramids of Giza... Wishlist my game: store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...

I've been working on adding tightropes #screenshotsaturday

okay okay fine! dang! #art

not what he says

BONE UP! Mina leveled but I promise you I will walk her off a ledge 100 more times.

“Your room is right in here, Maestro.”

sometimes i feel like i'm the one fading away, like i was never even real to begin with

my interviewee said that they worked with my team on the thing that i am working on right now... he was always here with me... in spirit ✊💕

oh boy kingdom hearts discourse

can't wait for the persona 6 protagonist to step through the blue door and into the velvet waffle house

If Mina the Hollower were a bar tender, she'd bring out drinks on her head and say "This one's on the MOUSE!"

oh they generated everything and they don't have an excuse. "artists needed references" of what? taxi cabs? san francisco? this wasn't a problem before google existed, why is it a problem after google existed?

remember what i just said: he already got the bag, he already completed his tour of duty. the point is to simply talk about it and endorse it, but never to use it. because their market isn't kojipro, it's the one hundred million morons that will pay for credits trying to become them

IT'S GUTSMAN

cool paper arguing LLMs can be implemented as a shitload of goats in Age of Empires II... thus it'd be silly to assume / project human-like consciousness onto it

random thought: does the 4-color rule have anything to do with the way languages develop words for colors? does needing 4 distinctly different color words have something to do with teaching people how to make colored maps?

I would def watch adult home movies 🍿

bull in a china shop

"Tupac's estate" is not run by his family. It's run by some greedy corporate demon who seized it after his mother's death. In fact, his sister, who SHOULD be the owner/executor/etc of the estate, has apparently been trying to sue him for embezzlement. So "approved by his estate" is just PR bullshit

Every person who claims to have built up from nothing is yanking your pizzle because they always have rich parents who enabled them to do anything without risk

Little something for Newgrounds' low poly day, Rottytops! Had a lot of fun with her. #lowpoly #blender3d #Shantae

i don't think i can name 8 characters in yooka laylee, including yooka and laylee

That Friday feeling...

And now we're onto another World Premiere. I'm excited to share this first look from a legendary studio that it is an honor to have here tonight.

yakuza characters appearing in virtua fighter and virtua fighter arcade machines being a yakuza staple implies that arcade games in yakuza are real depictions of actual historic events. opa opa is real in the yakuza universe

i like python because you don't even need to test or use ci/cd it just works perfectly every time

image that only gets funnier as time passes

what do you call mass detainment camps that kill the people who stay in them

man i wonder what happened to all the guys that were making xbox games. surely nothing bad has happened to microsoft's dedicated third-party developer base

Mina

i'm up to the final step of my big project :)

editing some rich dude's wikipedia page that he wrote himself to relieve stress