half-life three

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i know they’re trying to make leon look grizzled and badass for re9 but i’m sorry i can’t look at this dante meets big boss lookin ass and not laugh this is so fucking funny

talkin bout that. half life Triple.

imessage backgrounds are the only way i communicate now

something about youtube's UI that is so infuriating it genuinely makes my blood boil

it is galactically incomprehensible how dogshit the PS5’s blu-ray player interface is. oh my god

i still hold firm in my belief that "contact with an enemy who is not actively attacking you should not hurt you" but i'll amend that with "UNLESS the enemy is made of spikes or acid"

steam frame

Half-Life: The Third One

PAX was an incredible experience. Got to meet so many amazing people, the reception to @mrsleepyman.bsky.social was exactly what we were hoping to see, got to show off some Slime 64, and finally met @myles.zone IRL after 15 years!!! Now it's time to sleep for 1000 years. 😅

i’ve decided to quit vaping completely cold turkey.

already at graniny gorki with zero alerts and zero kills and zero damage let's fucking gooooooooooooo

mgs delta is incredible but it's infuriating that the resolution selector won't go higher than 1080p on my 1440p 32:9 HDR monitor unless i manually set the resolution to 2560x1440 in windows settings

do i have any seattle-based friends here who might be able to host emmi and i over the weekend for PAX? our plans to stay at a friend's place fell through!

I FOUND IT on my backup drive

very very happy for all the silksong sickos. us half-life sickos can only go "oh you sweet summer child" so many times

she said yes btw

Mihoyo has to die for the blunt force trauma they impacted upon the video game industry, I cannot take this shit anymore

I don't really wanna play any of these games

the third numbered entry in the half-life series

here's a video demo of my little desktop shadow renderer (calling it deskshade for now). i've also added the ability to set keyframes at different times of day and interpolate between them! #screenshotsaturday #indiedev

here's a video demo of my little desktop shadow renderer (calling it deskshade for now). i've also added the ability to set keyframes at different times of day and interpolate between them! #screenshotsaturday #indiedev

spent yesterday and today writing a fun performant little windows app that draws "realistic" shadows underneath windows complete with depth parallax

loved the new king of the hill season. extremely short, but it felt exactly like the show never got cancelled and just kept going.

as if there was room for any doubt i think randomly spawning on the white house roof this morning is enough for us to declare this the garry's mod presidency

amateur screenwriter twitter bios are always like: I know how to type in Courier with *really* huge margins!

i’ve officially entered my thirties 😤

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half-life’s third

being at the zoo right before closing time is so scary. what if they close before i can leave and i’m locked in overnight and all the zoo animals come to life

food delivery app UX getting better every day

we just saw chris fleming do a 2 hour standup set and my throat hurts from laughing

i think the notion of "some outsider/new/small team made a game in [genre] that defied conventions and was a massive hit! rejoice, for now every established AAA developer of that [genre] has to make their games identical to that one!" is really dumb and it's not healthy for the industry

10/10

guess who just realized his pre-order of death stranding 2 unlocks tonight instead of wednesday night (it's me) (i'm gonna play so much DS2 tonight)

HI everyone! i'm giving this another shot. help a transgirl get rid of her damn debt so i can get on my feet and maybe move out of my living situation that is doing numbers on my mental health. shares are super greatly appreciated. anything means the world to me. thank you all gofund.me/e17664d1

i did NOT have "deltarune chapter 4 has a reference to half-life full life consequences in it" on my bingo card

liquid glass rules

“what if the pikmin 3 UI was an entire operating system” is a question i’ve asked for eleven years and i’m so happy that the answer is “it’s awesome”

this is the best piece of hardware nintendo has ever produced what the fuck

grateful to nintendo for finally realizing that video games should be blasting at the very least 60 brand new never before seen images per second into your eyeballs. maybe more

Oh yeah? That’s pretty cool. I’m already on the Switch 3 though. It’s even more black, and all the edges are knife-sharp. It has a new “Q” button you mustn’t ever press. The eShop music is by Lin-Manuel Miranda.

we gaming boys

deltarune

the blackmagic has been REINSTATED

just moved into a 3 bedroom apartment with @faepothecary.bsky.social, currently getting our office set up :3

finally treating myself to the office chair i've wanted for years...