to wizards, "hard magic system" is a phrase somewhat analogous to "jiggle physics"

If there's a better acting credit listed on Wikipedia I can't imagine what it might be

Provocatively dressed tiefling barmaid: [hiccuping] Apologies m'lad, it seems we're out of the dwarven mead [Jon Taffer and friends in the back of a covered wagon, scrying into the tavern] JT: Have you ever been to a tavern that ran out of mead before the hour of the bat? Elvish Mixologist: Nay.

Given the decline of the shopping mall in the last couple of decades: do you think at this point in history the premise of the show 6teen is as alien to kids now as a similar show set in a 4H club or something would have been to people our age

If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent. And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.

logging off to be hysterical offline but i love you people and remember to turn your inside thoughts into mutual aid links instead of posting them

The Velvet Underground & Glup Shitto

"Women eat up half the pie" -- Feeder Mao Zedong

Siri search Scooby-Doo beach episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo festival episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo hot springs episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo onsen scene.

Just made and ate some sumptuous carbonara

2028 Netflix Live Action Evangelion "Nuanced" Gendo: [looking melancholic] I hope one day Shinji will understand that I really do love him

MYTH: Babe Ruth was the "Sultan of Swat" FACT: Most scholars now agree that Babe Ruth was not a practicing Muslim

hi community, i am fundraising for 5 Latino restaurant workers & their families in South Minneapolis who need financial help to be able to stay home from work. this is an effort being coordinated with several community members i trust. Venmo: @allisonannecollage Please write "MPLS" in memo

I have sort of a half-formed hypothesis rn that part of the reason the reaction to pokémon in the late 90s in the us was so *gestures* like that was because it was the first time since maybe like, beatlemania that american culture was faced with an imported phenomenon rather than a homegrown one

As a kid Dilbert was always a strip I saw pinned to cubicle walls when I visited my dad's office and that context, along with it being so drab and full of big words, made me assume that it was a Serious Grown Up Comic That Dealt With Complex Work Problems Children Wouldn't Understand

Nonbinary transmedicalist who says shit like "they should invent new pronouns that aren't neopronouns"

2028 Netflix Live Action Evangelion "Nuanced" Gendo: [looking melancholic] I hope one day Shinji will understand that I really do love him

i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement

Happy January 6th Memorial Orgy Day

Gen Alpha Luke Skywalker stuck working on his uncle's aura farm. idk

Officer Paulinho Frenemy reportedly "didn't really get" the Sopranos finale.

One of the subtler problems with universes beyond is how like. When stories are written with the primarily to be stories, their characters tend to have multiple traits, often pulling from familiar groupings of tropes. Which leads to a disproportionate number + distribution of 3 color creatures

Vampire Weekend voice 0079

Guy who's spent too much time building up the courage to speak his mind and in the process has lost a handle on his read of the room: And what, are we supposed to pretend Lola Bunny ISN'T hot???

"But girl you make it hard to be hatoful" -- Hinder if they were pigeons

New Year's Eve, and guess who just rolled up to my house? That's right--it's friggin' Jamaican Masterpiece 😩🙄🤬

The Adequate Virtual Carnival

Cilantro is more important than most things

Will coming out to Šmrkoć: I very love... the men.

today is the only day you can repost this

Seth MacFarlane/Butch Hartman rpf

had the thought "it seems like businesses, both local and national, are getting on the 67 train in a way they've never done for any other meme" and it occurred to me that like. it's because there's no reason not to. it's inherently meaningless which means you can do whatever you want with it

[D&D style fantasy tavern] Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing? Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns. JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest? Gnome: [belching] mythril plate JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY

she's so small

I am forming a truly awful new band called The Breakbeatles

I have kind of a strange relationship with monster energy bc basically in my mid 20s there was a 1.5 to 2 year stretch where I drank it almost every day and then on either side of that period are eras where I have not touched it at all

"boy math" is a great name for a riot grrl band but "girl dinner" is a name for a--being generous--6/10 emo revival band that unconvincingly tries to pivot to indie rock on their second album. so you could say gender inequality is still present in our society

Every Patron thanks reading: "Thank you to: Stephen M, Gianmarco Anonetti, An Enormous Belgian Waffle, snakepit, Futch Mulder and Androgyne Scully, Herb Pollock, Commodore Yams, LucyStillCan'tPickAScreenName, Salazar Rivera, Tommy, Sweet Pickle, rabbits.tooth, aaaand Predator Drone."

It's really nice having a cat

[getting Steely Dan and Metallica mixed up] How much of an asshole did Chevy Chase have to be for Lars Ulrich to kick him out of Steely Dan

⚡Mututal Aid Request I lost my job in August and this past Sunday my furnace stopped working. My house was 41 degrees for a day and a half. If anyone can spare some money or spread this around, that'd be awesome. etransfer: [email protected] PayPal: paypal.me/flourishcaster

it's noa izumi's birthday

What am I gonna do with myself when I run out of logh to watch. Besides badgering everyone I know with an internet connection into watching it

You watch this and tell me the presence of Šmrkoć would be some egregious tonal breach

Unfortunately they've scheduled me to be pulled apart by wild horses