the major difference between fma brotherhood and 03 is that ed is transmasc in brotherhood and transfem in 03

[D&D style fantasy tavern] Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing? Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns. JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest? Gnome: [belching] mythril plate JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY

given the various marginalized identities that apply to me it's actually quite brave and subversive of me to be the vacuous and dimwitted person that I am

Officer Dmitri Lesbo has died after falling through a time portal to 1960s London and running afoul of the Kray twins

Devilman Crybully

Film bros when you want to watch Ernest Goes To Camp and not Ernest Scared Stupid

"Du hast, bitch!" -- Slipknot

Survivor frustrates me. Season in season out Jeff remains the common enemy of every contestant and yet there's not been a single season where everyone works together to overthrow him and build a new society with the prize money

Siri search Scooby-Doo beach episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo festival episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo hot springs episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo onsen scene.

Goo Goo Dolls Iris voice And I wrote to one Mr. Araki In a letter mailed straight to Japan "In JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken, When Part Six comes, could we be a Stand?"

Nirvana the Musical Group the Television Program

It's like I'm playing 2D Chess

Girl who won't stop talking about and recommending a series that is extremely difficult to watch legally in the US

Sorry boss, can't come to work... I have "irony poisoning"

In other election news Marzipan has been unanimously voted Marzipan of the Year

2 cups of On Purpose flour

Ian Dury voice Now and Then and Here and There

One of the most fascinating dimensions of LoGH is the like. Difficult to reconcile gulf between how Tanaka writes women (not particularly great, but he has his moments and there's far lazier and far more malignant writers out there) and how bizarrely archaic the show's gender politics are writ large

Officer David Literotica has been killed by Majin Vegeta

Hot new fantasy anime I Was Trained Wrong As A Joke Like The Guy From Kung Pow, So I'm Forced To Be The Comic Relief Character Until Someone Notices All My Jokes Are Just Kung Pow Quotes

We don't give enough respect to the humble rice pudding

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

Walked by a classroom where the professor had a big projection that just said "HARMONY<--->DISCORD" on it and now I'm concerned that I just walked by the first act of a supernatural horror movie

"Forcefem is the continuation of transition by other means" -- Transfem Carl von Clausewitz

Francis "Epic" Bacon

The Chilling of a Sacred Beer

Stranger Things' cultural relevancy has been waning because they've never added a wacky exchange student from a fictional European country to the cast

Officer Wanye Gertzky has been arrested for shoplifting

Bad news for BTS fans: touring is unlikely to resume anytime soon following Jimin's promotion to lieutenant colonel

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

they should make a tvtropes but for smart people like me

my wonderful daughter OsoOsotheview.mp3

Dodgers in five I'm afraid

It's A Bummer Hikaru Died

WAR as a baseball stat is really funny because for years dads across the country were all like yeah home runs are cool but good fundamentals and defense are key and that's why my favorite player is [nondescript middle infielder] and now that the stats back them up they're so mad about it

It is like kind of unbelievable how bad letterboxd's search function is

Who wants to give me attention

"But girl you make it hard to be hatoful" -- Hinder if they were pigeons

Want to get into anime fandom, but don't understand all the fancy lingo? Here's a helpful guide! "Peak" - If an anime fan calls something "peak", that means it is going to be the most average shit you've ever seen

Humphrey Belmont in Casablania

Catching myself before getting too nostalgic for the aughts by remembering that the iraq war was still going on

being online in 2011 was all about having your display name be something like "Master Queef"

Schools have been blowing up my student email for the last three months and I have be honest I just kinda wish I could use this heat for something else

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Everyone so blurry, everyone so gay -- Slipknot

I have made upwards of fifty dollars on crypto currency so i have to assume everyone else is just bad at it

I hate OneDrive so fucking much dude. Just let me save this to my computer I'm begging you

Tool is good

I will never understand the disdain so many so-called "leftists" have for eating Spaghetti-O's on the toilet