My Conquest Is the Sea of Stars, But Your Thing's Cute Too

Just woke up from a thematic nightmare at the end of the second act. Luckily, it's provided me with a dramatic revelation that's gonna crack this case wide open: Charles Bronson and Charles Grodin are different people

I saw a movie in June 2003 which I suspect has become Lost Media because I don't remember what it was

Guy who thinks invasive species are good because they're clearly more optimal for a given ecosystem

Microplastics aren't real

Listen I'm sorry but there's no way aliens didn't build the CN tower. Nothing in the archaeological record suggests that Canadians had anything close to the technology you'd need to build such a structure

Problematic base stat gap

new smiling broadly release because the irs fucked hazel in the ass. smilingbroadly.bandcamp.com/album/the-i-...

Everyone's flipping their shit over that Geese story even though the popularity of third wave ska and swing revival in the late 90s was literally because of a massive lobbying effort by brass manufacturers. Or so I've always assumed.

Aura without hype moments is empty posturing; hype moments without aura is soulless proficiency

Listen I get it I'm also disappointed that they took the legal protections for straight people out of the bill but we have to be pragmatic here

Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.

The time is right for a revival in Teen Tragedy ballads. I need a Beach Boys-sounding group who's gonna do songs like "Billy's Got An AI Girlfriend" and "My Baby's On The GLPs"

Yoooo you ever read A Little Life. That book is crazy. It's Stuart Little's memoir. His life was nuts.

Fall Out Boy is Midwest Emo because they're from Chicago

The fucked up thing nowadays is that if they took all the trees and put them in a tree museum, $1.50 for admission would honestly be an unbelievable steal

In this day and age, the punkest thing you can do is play punk rock music

I'm The Baby, God Forgive Me

This shit is some absolute crap

Outsider art? Ah! You mean landscape painting, I see.

Heading to Czechia? Be sure to check out the country's signature condiment Czeczup, an intoxicating blend of ketchup and pilsner beer.

Oh I love a Marzy Cat

...And Justice For All sounds better without the bass

Kind of shit hugh jackman was working off of in swordfish

Gen alpha in 15 years: "This was the future we were promised..."

Okay someone explain to me who Addison Rae is. Also be warned that I will not be paying attention if the answer isn't that interesting

I'm listening to Portishead

Hello! My name is Antigone, I'm a trans lesbian, and my car exploded a couple weeks ago. It cost me more than I thought it would have, so if you can afford it, Frenchie and I would really appreciate the help. Thank you! (PayPal and Venmo are @antigoneprogone, just like here)

my venmo is @apeofnaples i am not in dire straits or anything but could definitely use help paying for rent and groceries and shit

Hyper young earth creationist guy who believes the universe was created when he was born and thinks the Bible is a fictional allegory designed to prepare people for when Jesus actually does come at some point in the future

Take 2 :/

Murdered By Bob Sex: An Erotic Thriller

Wearing a Critical Role shirt where instead of Critical Role it says Critical Theory. People are kind of confused but not as bewildered as I had hoped. Mission failed

My main problem is that I love tarring things but I only have the one brush

Been unable to stop thinking about a kid taking a snapchat in health class of like the driest, most anatomical illustration of the human reproductive system and captioning it "bruh 😂 diddy ahh curriculum"

I'd like to hear more about the whitest kids I don't know

the first step to a good solid writing practice is establishing some kind of accountability system. the second step is establishing a backup accountability system for when you inevitably figure out how to evade the first one. the third step? you guessed it: jerking off

I just bought more land in the Metaverse

Which television program should I watch tonight while rook is away

First Look At Euphoria Season 3! New Reports Suggest Zendaya Will Be In It

yoooo I thought this kind of guy went extinct 😂

Documentarian filmographies are funny just because of how often they like, paint a portrait, whether fairly or unfairly, of someone who's been hard carried by their subjects

It is like unfair how funny she is

Part of the problem with getting old is that you start running out of formative events for people to be shockingly younger than. I met a 13 year old today and I had to go FISHING for something they were too young to have experienced (decided on the 2012 Mayan calendar thing)

Come on man