you are NOT goinf to believe this,

round woman highland cow attempt

>drank "sleepytime" tea >more awake than before GUARDS!!!

all love in the world to the girls who will tell their entire life story to anyone at the drop of a hat but i think its fun to have a bunch of cute little secrets about yourself that only your close friends know

i should try having a consistent plan for breakfast instead of just winging it every day

so far one of my fav things about CAIN is the way things can go from smooth sailing to VERY VERY BAD in an instant

*cannot afford uilleann pipes voice* what if i learned uilleann pipes

love when a tabletop session has people rolling on the "flayed skin table"

every tabletop game should have a flayed skin table

Genuinely the only thing keeping me going—but it really is keeping me going—is how good it is to see people link arms and push for this to end. I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.

I'm at the emergency vet with lucy after she had a stroke. I don't know the cost yet but this is most likely going to max out my credit card and put me behind on rent. if anyone would like to help me with costs my etf is [email protected] and my paypal is mlg42069. thank you <3

for the love of everything fraggable

idk if fantasy character artists have gotten more averse to drawing fat characters in a post-critical-role post-hades world or if i just notice it a lot more now

boba

remember to pee after sex so you dont get a QTE

not now honey mommy is nailing the ‘ooo wa ah ah ah’ from disturbed’s 2000 hit down with the sickness

i like redemption arcs in theory but so many of them amount to "if you dont forgive your abuser you're a Bad Person" or "Genocide Man will change his mind if we're nice to him"

in defense of (almost) everyone who's fumbled me: even i dont understand this fucking thing (my,brain)

portait of a lady on fire.... deeply enthralling movie

one time i was falling asleep and thought "michael is short for motorcichael" and i was immediately wide awake again

Michael's Soft Wind Hole 11

Gutmachine? More like uh buttmachine

Dullahan

seems i never posted this comm here

guy with a broken leg: i cant walk up those stairs guy who's sore from going on a run, actively walking up the stairs: neither can i but i gotta do it anyways 🫤🙄

necromancer

Handler (2022)

white Canadians sure love to hold an ignorant "us vs them" attitude towards the people who boil in the same pot with them. soon it'll be too late for us to collectively recognize that.

just dullahan things

watch this *head rolls off my neck and down my arm but i fail to catch it and it falls on the floor loudly*

i gotta make mao xue wang sometime

little beepo's HP is low!

me very tired sleepy: Show like forged in fire or cooking competition shows but its for making TF potions....is this anything??? "judges before you I have a potion I made with pineapple that will turn any one into a bimbo mimikyu from pokemon"

sometimes people think their posts are rent-lowering gunshots when they're more like uncovered wet coughing on the bus

[ #oc ] strawberry jam

she jala on my peño til i popper

my dream jobs are all things like "seeress" and "haunted house ghost"

i wouldve made such a good village oracle if i lived in the year 200

The Chimeric Cadent #friendsatthetable

that is a picture of a DOG in your WOLF POST. GUARDS!!!!!

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Hey there, Delilah Can you hear me through the floorboards Below which my dismembered corpse Provides the only records Of your crime? A long way back from hell I've had to climb Now I speak in rhyme

lo mein today i think. and laundry