"no, please don't put on justin bieber, i'm trying to have sex with you"

For some reason I always thought Weird Al was Jewish, even though his work is all but explicitly Rosicrucian and alchemical.

that's enough posting about things for the day. back to your regularly scheduled programming of occasionally saying ouch

(ちょっとdiscourseごめん) i think it's sort of fundamentally missing the point to ignore a boycott to publish a negative review and not from like a "no such thing as bad publicity" sense. it's that the quality of the videogame is straightforwardly irrelevant to the matter at hand, which is microsoft & bds

you could call the way people tend to ascribe power to pornography that it does not inherently possess the "pornography fetish" if you want to be really confusing and annoying

a lot of the blame for this sort of stupid take lies with the complete void of any democratic messaging or campaigining about, well, anything. the gop says the democrats only care about gross trannies and the democrats don't say anything about voting rights, or ice, or corruption, &c

haven't felt this bad in a while

i'm really excited for pete's marriage to get annulled when obergefel falls and for him to immediately announce he was never actually gay and is in fact, marrying a nineteen year old girl

disliking buttigieg can't be homophobic because he isn't even gay

the horse in fata morgana

they did the joke! roll credits

（まのさばネタバレ）ヒロは自分の魔法により誰かの殺人阻んでみるかな？最初の日から、バッドエンドしか「死に戻り」一度使わなかったから

We’ve been told our content needs to be more informative so here you go

lesbian kircheis looking for her reinhardt von lohengramm. highly competent, highly loyal service submissive seeking ascending star. must be cold-blooded, motivated, and shorter than me. no tops

i got poisoned, lads

shots laid off

sonozaki bion send tweet

incredibly funny putdown from Tosaka Jun here

assuming insurance stuff works okay, i should be getting poisoned in early may instead of having to wait until like august

anime report: shiboyugi - really excellent. don't sleep on it imo yomi no tsugai - as good as its pedigree suggests so far marriagetoxin - exactly as fun as the manga. kinosaki is so cute akanebanashi - really good so far. very funny, lots of love for rakugo on display watanare - lmao buppy

i'm so full of oyakodon

i'm pivoting to becoming crop rotation influencer. fallow for more

"the next dem president should be a china hawk" is a thought that can only come from the minds of the kind of person who, driving a semi truck at 120mph through a school zone, thinks it is very important to try to dodge the children

Happy easter!

it's MARCH how are we doing kings at pride discourse already???

seeing a post this good on your dash is like a wuxia hero emerging from a crowd and performing Heavenly Serpent Death Blade technique

oniisama e's ending made me so mad i'm starting to believe it's actually a hereropessimist masterpiece

the stakes here are obviously really low but: if you think "himejoshi" is just another word for "himedanshi" (and that "himedanshi" is the, like, primary form) you have absolutely no business writing an article about yuri otaku or media. you just clearly know absolutely nothing about it

man fuck henmi takehiko

*explaining robbery to an american* okay, so imagine a burglar

food// made several poor planning choices and finished making this carrot cake at 2am. jesus christ lmao. it looks kind of a mess but it's fine, for basically my first time actually assembling a layer cake semi-properly

Watching Chinese new year performances with Reena

lacan:

All the trans people born after 9/11 are always like "oh Gilles de Rais was misunderstood," "Gilles de Rais only did what any of us would have done given the circumstances," etc. I have to confess, as a millennial I consider the surviving evidence in a medieval church trial inherently unweighable

just stumbled across a vocaloid song that spoils the Tokyo Zodiac Murders??

These are the local support groups for Washtenaw County (where Ypsilanti is, which is where I am too) Support if you're able and share if you're local. Thanks.

the DLSite storepage for King Exit's english translation is up... i can't believe it's real. one of the best h-rpg maker games that got let down by its machine translation is getting the most Human translation possible. very excited to see people explore this: www.dlsite.com/maniax/annou...

king exit english localization is really tempting... i started it in jp but the pace of a jrpg was a bit much for me at the time but also maybe i should eat my vegetables

Inspector Johnson? I hardly know her!

love when a tabletop session has people rolling on the "flayed skin table"

i assume this is true of many other countries but it's astounding how many americans have absolutely zero separation of their sense of self from "america"

obama joining a yaoi roleplay group and everyone has to be a member of the dmmd cast like “uhhh let me be clear”

Dear Brother/Oniisama e was ridiculously ahead of its time for including not just one but two Sickly Frail Butches

good news, anime fans: the "100 yen = 1 dollar" rule of thumb is going to be useful again!