Philip Marlow has the noir superpower of being gay, unclear if he knows this or not, so when beautiful women throw themselves at him to seduce him he just looks extremely uncomfortable and then does the thing he was going to do anyway

Regardless of how mean it is to yell at a guy for wording his post badly it does make me feel fucking crazy that people are unable to extend the smallest amount leeway to trans people reacting badly to a Fuck You SC rulling on tdov

It must be so cool to be stupid enough to believe that the conservatives are doing anything other than working backwards to get the result they want here

They should invent a Looking For Work that isn't miserable and soul crushing

No no I think we do actually have to hand the trump administration this one, they are actually exactly like ancient Sparta

Ughhhh just found out the landlord is looking to sell the house we're renting in. Really was hoping to stay here longer than a yea

WE HAVE SAD HORSE!!!!!

I've switched to lichess for a bit now since chessdotcom started putting ads before games, but the difference in ranking between the two feels so bizarre. I get that lichess is a few hundred points higher and this is normal but it always weirds me out to see 1600-1700

I realize this is a really silly thing to say, but it's so wild that practice does actually make you better at things.

Woke McDonald had a farm, L G B T Q

I'm so lucky that my wonderful wife has accepted that I am going to be extremely annoying about categorizing people forever

"you're not a good girl. Those don't exist. #nothingplay"

With 'Allies' like these who needs transphobes

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It's not like I haven't seen homophobic shows before, but damn dude 90s homophobia has hands

It's so crazy to see a show that I previously enjoyed spend its last 10 episodes hard pivoting to "Lesbians are childish and fake, the ideal outcome for lesbians is one of them dies and the other grows up and marries a man. Also fuck you, maturity means marrying the guy the groomed you"

Lmao I spent my entire night breaking a correspondence war game cipher BY HAND just for the first text in there to be "Stop using this right away we're switching codes"

yeah

Fuck this country dude, run entirely by evil freaks who want to kill everyone who doesn't kiss their boots and thank them for the privilege

I'm kind of like Job but if God decided to test me by making me constantly see people refuse to reckon with their own moral hypocrisy on social media instead of just killing all my kids or whatever

I will be honest, a bunch of people freaking the fuck out at a trans woman for making a mean comment about the world's most special nyt employee does not exactly prove her wrong about the transphobia

I would basically find bouie sympathetic if he was willing to admit that staying at the nyt is a morally compromising career decision and not pretend it's some noble choice to fight to the end as the last valiant defender of liberal op eds

It's so funny that they can't handle the easiest pr layup in the world. 'Cop shows up to snowball fight' is tailor made to be a feel good morning news story, and all you have to do is be able to pretend to not hate normal people for 5 minutes

My brother's car has a headlight issue and I'm discovering that new headlight assemblies are like $1000!?!? When did that happen?

im going to give credit where credit is due: through his incredulity at this point, trump has really brought crystalline clarity to the disease at the center of our american system. well put sir

I can't believe Reena has decided our new bit is gonna be doing stuffed animal family court arguments

Watching Chinese new year performances with Reena

The actual thing that's the worst about all of this right now is that even though there is a clear reason it happened and I'm sure the conversation would have been different if it was for an hr or performance reason I can't help but stress that there was something I did or something I screwed up

Lmao

Discovered today that apparently when I have been copying and pasting from the windows calculator into Excel it has occasionally been copying in as a string containing the number and not the actual number. This looks basically identical, but breaks a bunch of stuff I am responsible for

the most honest communist post of all time was when someone asked for a leftist ww2 history recommendations and a guy replied its not communist at all but read the book about how cool the american and japanese naval fleet commanders are in the beautiful twilight of naval warfare

Far from the first person to complain about this, but I do not like that even when I have blocked the most annoying poster on this site I cannot avoid seeing the outline of literally every asinine thing that falls out of his mouth

Normally however weird business news is I can just kinda let it roll off me since it's dealing in amounts of money that are basically inconceivable. But hearing they sold a $2.5 B battery plant stake for half a carton of cigs and a few scratchers is making me feel insane

I think this is the worst my sleep schedule has gotten messed up in over a decade

No amount of coffee can compare to needing to send an email to the entire company telling them you're going to have mid-workday unscheduled downtime in 30 minutes

Was reminded of it again and even though I completely understand I am still annoyed that the port logistics software company I emailed asking for a demo license never responded to me

Not an ideal time to lose power tbh

Incredibly funny to see from a guy who was concerned about cancel culture on college campuses, by which he of course did not mean actual threats to employment but instead conservatives being worried people would be mean to them if they voiced their political views

As always incredibly revealing what the Dems say they need to abandon based on imagined poor polling and what they don't support even when it's an better than 80-20 position with their voters

Obviously the Trump Hitler comparisons are done to death, but I think the actual relevant similarity is more than anything else a willingness to, for lack of a better non-card game term, force the opposing countries to have it

I do understand that it is typically bad practice in international relations to tell a guy that you will personally shoot him after his show trial if he keeps it up, but clearly the 'please sir be reasonable' thing isn't working so I think they should be exploring other options

Look I'll be honest, I don't exactly think that not reading him his miranda rights is the part of conducting an illegal military operation to kidnap the sitting president of a sovereign country that is most concerning to me

Liberals selective inability to recognize the basic function of language is gonna actually drive me insane

Excited for the Dems to run in 28 on doing the Venezuelan occupation the right way

Anyone who's concern today is 'the lives of US Troops' is a fascist collaborator

Genuinely, between this and the big attack on Iran last year coming when they agreed to talks with the US we have been signaling that if you try to come to a peaceful resolution with us we will just bomb you so why would you ever negotiate?

If you are younger than 83, you have never seen the US drop a single bomb as a formally declared act of war according to its constitution.

not even slightly comparable situations no matter where your politics lie on any of these individual issues because venezuela is not a border state armed by a rival hegemonic power

if i see one more misinformed post about ukraine and taiwan rn i'm gonna become the joker of bluesky

*tapping the sign*