i don’t think i would be half as sad and listless as i am if i legally obtained 19 kilograms of weapons grade plutonium from the US government

"The US government is going to give Sam Altman plutonium" is gonna be the thing that finally cooks my brain

[explaining trans women to an american] okay, so imagine a burgher

hello friends, i ammmmmm so extremely tired but i'm running another emergency fundraiser for coco. she is extremely sick, lost her job, is behind on rent in her new place. she cannot catch a break. please help if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-...

On my hands and knees praying that being so explicitly confronted by the insane shit these people believe about autism will make some of the american public realize that their fears about autism have always been exactly this insane

Naproxen my beloved please forgive me how could I have ever been lured away by the false promises of ibuprofen

I think it would be good if other doctors thought about trans healthcare for more than 5 seconds so people could stop seeing the evil redditor

It's so fucked up that feeling back to normal when all you did was lay in bed is not the same as feeling back to normal when doing literally anything else including just sitting

Finally home, hospitals are really not fun.

Well today was good but the new nurse did walk in to say hi just as Reena was making a loud ill timed joke about being my mail order bride so I'm gonna go die in the corner

My gai lan meter is dangerously low

The worst part of all of this is trying to fall asleep in a hospital when you have a bunch of bandages on that you can't move is not particularly fun or easy to repeat night after night after night

In shockingly little pain if I don't move

I lived

Would be really useful right about now to have an opposition party that hadn't spent the last few years normalizing government crackdowns on clearly protected political speech

Gotta say sore throat that nothing seems to help that also keeps me awake all night is not something I love

Have covid again lmao, gonna lose it.

sharing this one more time, i lowered my overall goal by a bit because of some recent changes with my insurance. im still going to be missing out on 3 weeks of work while i recover so any assistance would mean so so much to me <3 gofund.me/4e454b48

@ztul.bsky.social Do you happen to know if a copy of the rolling a Ranged Touch d20 to decide how much bread to eat video still exists somewhere?

It rules that the most generous read on liberal pundits is that they have an understanding of the content of speech on approximately the same level as a golden retriever. If you say anything in a cheerful tone they'll just clap along

we need to raise a minimum of $400 to cover cocos moving costs - please share and donate if you can, I don't want my friend and her family to end up on the streets

Idk man you just don't have to read out the stuff if you can't do it and not have it sound like the guy is currently getting one over on you

One of the most galling things is how it's not enough that these fucking monsters have power over us, but they also insist we all have to like them

We've finally accomplished the cigarette that's good for you

a little over a month left until my surgery/birthday combo and we still have a ways to go, i could really use the help right now! gofund.me/dcfe0abc

I keep getting hurt in very silly ways. I somehow pulled a muscle/irritated a tendon in my thumb while driving to work yesterday and today I sat on my leg and it fell asleep and when I stood up I put the top of my toes on the floor without realizing and tried to walk on them

I'm joining the war on P320 misfires on the side of P320 misfires

People online piss me off so bad lol

I got home and my computer decided that putting it in sleep mode for 6 hours actually meant I was telling it to stop being able to boot into windows

after missing 2 weeks of work due to covid coco has officially been served an eviction notice. urgently fundraising to cover move in expenses for a new place. please share and please donate if you can

I've been very slowly trying to learn Gary Grigsby's War in the Pacific, and it's just so cool when people make complicated clunky games

Dude I fucking love driving, some dipshit will pull into the wrong lane to make a left turn in front of you because you didn't want to turn into multiple oncoming cars across 3 lanes and then act like you're the asshole

New naked gun is a lot of fun. I genuinely love when a movie is just 90ish minutes of pretty good gags

I could get away with final destination. I already know when I'm gonna die (2067 stealing from a well during the 3rd Michigan Water War) so I think death would be pretty chill

People acting like itch is intentionally doing censorship at this point are being more than silly. This is like example number 3? 4? Of this not being the case. It was very understandable early on but at this point it's just stirring shit up for the sake of stirring shit up.

People act so fucking wild online. Do you get that if you look at someone having to do the frankly nightmarish job of customer support and decide that person is out to get you, you are just doing the virtual version of screaming at the barista in the middle of the coffee shop?

The big thing about the challenge to Obergefell is it hasn't even been taken up by the court yet so it's a bit silly to act like it's already doomed. That being said if they do end up taking the case that would be a pretty bad sign lol

Who do I need to talk with to get an eardrum warranty replacement. I'm so goddamn sick of every little click of metal on metal being physical pressure whenever I'm tired or my head hurts

Correspondence war game took a turn.

My parents actually did this. They never could keep a straight face when saying it lol, but they claimed for our entire childhood that we had 2 older siblings, Sid and Earl, who we would end up like if we didn't behave

It's so cool how people consistently justify finding people annoying by just asserting that things are their fault. It can't just be that you think people who still mask are annoying, no, they have to have helped get rid of vaccines. RFK would never have done that if not for people who annoy me

The idea that somehow people were overly concerned about covid and that is why RFK is getting rid of mRNA vaccine development is so fucking stupid it is actually impossible to believe in good faith

It is genuinely deranged to say that masking is 'soft anti vax'. You have melted your fucking brain in an actually reactionary way if you believe that is true

Moving sucks so badly, holy shit. It's been a couple years and I had forgotten just how much I hate it. I hope this place works out cause I currently never want to move again

A friend invited me to a discord server that's running a correspondence wargame with 1-1 time scale and it fucking rules. I've just been running around on one road for an actual week sending off letters that will take days before anyone reads them

Give me 2 months and I can have this beat

The thing that I don't see anyone bring up is that it's irrelevant what's 'fair' in sports. The right to privacy, dignity, and bodily autonomy of even a single person outweighs the entire world's interest in 'fair' sports.

Well my phone slipped out of my pocket and broke my screen to the point that I'm getting glass in my finger, but I also got final confirmation of October 1st for my surgery date so overall a pretty decent day