Every time I clear out my wardrobe to pack for a trip, this thing starts talking to me like the green goblin mask...

Augh!! Accidentally broke my personal rule of "don't publicly badmouth anyone's creative work" solely because I was once again overcome with intense conviction that Oasis are A Bit Shite. Please don't hold it against me, it's not usually in my nature. But if there is one universal truth, it's that.

Barred from ever returning to The North because of my deeply-held opinion that Oasis are a bit shite 🫤

Heartbreaking that The Long Drive came out just a liiitle too early to be a Friendslop game. It's a crime there's no (GOOD, PROPERLY WORKING!!) multiplayer with proximity chat for it. RV There Yet is close, but def not the same vibe. I'm sure it's only a matter of time til someone nails it though 🙏

New haircut. I immediately miss my longer, fluffier old hair, but have to admit it was growing out super weird and goofy since it was cut by a workmate 😩 now it's a Professional Cut, I'm hoping it'll grow out a lil nicer!

Happy Halloween! You can tell by the effort involved that Tynk did not put this costume together herself.

By complete coincidence (I doubt she knows what bsky IS), minutes after my lil crashout, my very-offline sister messaged me having just watched Interpretation. The universe has a funny sense of humor lol. Guess I have no choice but to keep making stuff, so my nephews can grow up thinking I'm cool 😩

ok damn, even Clues By Sam has got my number, it seems 😔

"You dropped your gay card" is still unsurpassed, imo. YES the idea of a "Gay Card" is bizarre and unbelievable. But, in looking, the target has legitimized the notion. He has, in one swift gesture, both confirmed the existence of this ridiculous card AND admitted to being the owner of one. Sublime!

The reason I still find myself thinking about Interpretation so much is because there is ALWAYS a 5th Jerry who is SO SURE he could go back and fix it for real. My burden to bear. Constantly have to yank his leash and stop him from writing a 'Spiritual Successor'. It's not happening, man. Let it go!

As flawed as Interpretation was, my biggest lingering gripe is how yellow my teeth looked. Every shot had a big too-cold light + a warm side light that seemed to ONLY bounce off my teeth, making them look super yellow in post. Desperate to record a new vid just to subtly show my NOT YELLOW teeth LOL

As one of the most disorganized people in existence, being put on medication this year has been a true hurdle. I go off-meds constantly just because I forget, even if they're right in front of me. And if I set an alarm, I think "oh, my alarm, okay I'll take my meds in a sec!" and then forget 😩

Cursed with contradictory taste where I love certain styles but find "non-japanese thing using japanese text as aesthetic" super corny. Orientalism/fetishization, whatever, MY concern is I find it hacky & swagless. pls stop making COOL stylish apparel and plastering it with japanese text. for me?? 🥺

I hit an otherworldly burst on a video project that'd been stalled for a while. Sometimes it feels like some other, smarter person takes the reigns, fixes my problems, then leaves without imparting any long-term skills 😩 can make my best works feel like luck, but I'm happy that I can do it at all!

I realized it's thanks to the Patreon I've been able to hire artists I like to make certain assets (some you'll see soon + maybe others). Long-term goal was to hopefully be making enough budget for Very Ambitious vids, but even on a smaller scale it's paying off. Makes me feel a lot more optimistic.

The moment I realized that The Rock was not a real human being was when I found out he routinely pretends on social media that he’s never eaten at In-N-Out burger before and has documented himself trying it for the first time four separate times now

Thinking about it, a mug is the WORST place to put "Dont talk to me til I've had my coffee" in terms of efficacy. The MAJORITY of time pre-coffee is presumably spent NOT holding a mug. Only works while you're actively DRINKING, 5 mins of peace. Instead, try wearing a sign around your neck, perhaps 👍

This past year I've somehow become obsessed with "pingas" again. Cant stop saying it, cant stop thinking it. I DONT KNOW WHY. This morning i thought "I need a mug that says 'DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE SNOOPED AS USUAL' on it". Thats nothing! That's literally nothing!! put me down like a sick animal.

your best friend's tune. i hope you recognize it

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big big fan of the Seaman shirt here. these rock, def worth checkin out!

Just had a really fun merch idea. Damn I've been meaning to do some shirts eventually, I had some basic designs in mind but this fun one really makes me want to pursue the idea more actively...

One of Lara Crofts first ever character-establishing moments is her gunning down a pack of wolves she accidentally unleashed on her mountain guide after they’ve already mauled him to death and I think that’s an incredible way to introduce your protagonist

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Music that plays in the hair salon menu of a video game. You know, the video game hair salon music... that old trope! Honestly, I'm a little tired of the Hair Salon every game HAS to have nowadays. Though i will admit hornet silksong is looking quite snazzy now that i've unlocked her French Bob cut!

me in 2030 when there are still 0 uWinks and I'm being held accountable for my Empty Promises...

Good news! I'm now the official* UK Brand Ambassador for uWink! I hereby promise that by 2030 there will be a uWink on EVERY street corner**!! (*not true) (**this is entirely outside of my power as a Brand Ambassador, but trust me! You trust me, right??) shoutout to @allie.bsky.social for the merch

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit

Incredible. Cancel all my therapist appointments, from now on I'm getting my counselling from the fucking Pringles Man!

Scraped my wheel on the curb this morning because I was busy smiling at a dog 😔

It's great having a little keyboard always within arms' reach. Can just grab it, play a lil Ace Attorney tune, then go back to my business!

The problem with having a terrible memory AND a habit of badly naming my files: I CONSTANTLY end up staring bewildered at a file named something like "splangy.flp" with no idea what it is, then open it up and get blasted with something like this...

Finally uploaded this one to YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXRm...

It's my birthday today!! 🥳✈✈🏢🏢 wghoops i only meant for that first emoji i don't know what those other ones are please ignore them

Bizarrely, I spent the whole year thinking I was 32, and just recently realized I was actually 31! Guess that means I get a free year?? Real shame I didn't get to take advantage of 31 to the fullest though. I feel 31 is close enough to 20's to lie to yourself that you're not TRULY in your 30's yet 😔

Another really good Allie Meowy vid, worth checkin out! Also shoutout to my new cat... uh, Hairy Larry? Awesome.

Lost a close friendship (amicably but unavoidably), he was kind enough to leave me the project we conceptualized together (and i kinda ran away with a bit tbf). It's a project that's very dear to me. It feels odd, but I'll have to look for an artistic collaborator in the future. Not for a while tho.

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

I hate how bad I've been at doing things I planned. e.g. reuploads: I said "over the next few weeks", it's been 1 sporadic vid every few months. There was a crisis in march that rly stunted future productivity, but I can't blame that bc i SHOULD have just got them in january and then scheduled them!

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Vowed I'd get in good shape by New Years. Tall order, though I already managed to lose 20lbs in under 2 weeks (I'm sure that's just the initial "constant takeout and energy drinks" weight shedding off and it'll slow down soon 😔). All it takes is living in misery! You can do it too! i want fries 😭😭😭

POV: you got caught leaving the tops of trees floating after collecting wood

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I do truly get difficulty understanding the exponential costs of running a website/social media service because if you're not already familiar with venture capital in tech it seems cartoonishly bleak to suggest that the substrate of the internet is people losing money hand over fist with no plan.

"Now my wife, she's obsessed with these 'labubu' things, talks my ear off about all the ways you can spot the real deal from a 'lafufu'."