me in 2030 when there are still 0 uWinks and I'm being held accountable for my Empty Promises...

Good news! I'm now the official* UK Brand Ambassador for uWink! I hereby promise that by 2030 there will be a uWink on EVERY street corner**!! (*not true) (**this is entirely outside of my power as a Brand Ambassador, but trust me! You trust me, right??) shoutout to @allie.bsky.social for the merch

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit

Incredible. Cancel all my therapist appointments, from now on I'm getting my counselling from the fucking Pringles Man!

Scraped my wheel on the curb this morning because I was busy smiling at a dog 😔

It's great having a little keyboard always within arms' reach. Can just grab it, play a lil Ace Attorney tune, then go back to my business!

The problem with having a terrible memory AND a habit of badly naming my files: I CONSTANTLY end up staring bewildered at a file named something like "splangy.flp" with no idea what it is, then open it up and get blasted with something like this...

Finally uploaded this one to YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXRm...

It's my birthday today!! 🥳✈✈🏢🏢 wghoops i only meant for that first emoji i don't know what those other ones are please ignore them

Bizarrely, I spent the whole year thinking I was 32, and just recently realized I was actually 31! Guess that means I get a free year?? Real shame I didn't get to take advantage of 31 to the fullest though. I feel 31 is close enough to 20's to lie to yourself that you're not TRULY in your 30's yet 😔

Another really good Allie Meowy vid, worth checkin out! Also shoutout to my new cat... uh, Hairy Larry? Awesome.

Lost a close friendship (amicably but unavoidably), he was kind enough to leave me the project we conceptualized together (and i kinda ran away with a bit tbf). It's a project that's very dear to me. It feels odd, but I'll have to look for an artistic collaborator in the future. Not for a while tho.

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

I hate how bad I've been at doing things I planned. e.g. reuploads: I said "over the next few weeks", it's been 1 sporadic vid every few months. There was a crisis in march that rly stunted future productivity, but I can't blame that bc i SHOULD have just got them in january and then scheduled them!

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Vowed I'd get in good shape by New Years. Tall order, though I already managed to lose 20lbs in under 2 weeks (I'm sure that's just the initial "constant takeout and energy drinks" weight shedding off and it'll slow down soon 😔). All it takes is living in misery! You can do it too! i want fries 😭😭😭

POV: you got caught leaving the tops of trees floating after collecting wood

opening up an unlimited amount of chibi commission slots! $40 each, payment via paypal, any type of character OK. dm me for one!

I do truly get difficulty understanding the exponential costs of running a website/social media service because if you're not already familiar with venture capital in tech it seems cartoonishly bleak to suggest that the substrate of the internet is people losing money hand over fist with no plan.

"Now my wife, she's obsessed with these 'labubu' things, talks my ear off about all the ways you can spot the real deal from a 'lafufu'."

it's been said... it's... all been said...

commissioning someone to make a little trenchcoat and disheveled wig to create the ultimate Columbubu...

New video feature over on Patreon: The first of my "fun lil trick"-style tutorials, where I showcase a specific kind of transformative pad-sampling technique that's pretty versatile (and juust a lil cheesy in a fun way, I reckon) www.patreon.com/posts/tutori...

Been havin real fun making this kinda-silly tutorial vid for Patreon. Should have it out by the end of the month at the latest (which is tomorrow I think). Routing everything through an external recorder has made life SO much easier, too.

I gave you a discount, frankly that price is a steal. Ungrateful!!!!

I always forget how funny Rhythm Nation 1814 is. It feels like satire. "My name is Janet Jackson and I'm here to say..."-ass lyrics, a song interrupted by sounds of gunfire and screaming children, interludes like "die a violent- *cartoon bongo sfx* -tiananmen square-". Yet it still fucks severely!!

New Lunacid character for a randomizer playthrough

I hate how bogged down I get in the "draining 12hr job makes me unproductive, need to be productive to escape it but can't BECAUSE of it" misery spiral. That's literally just LIFE, innit!! Still, god should send down some wildly rich insane person to pay off my mortgage in exchange for ReDoin 2 LMAO

Hey, has anyone seen my elf? I got home and it's not... I just wanted to... Look, just let me know if anyone sees my elf. I need it, doesn't matter why.

my_elf.mp4

Finally uploaded this classic vid of mine to YouTube. Next time you make fun of him, remember his burden. Remember it so he doesn't have to. youtu.be/qJWpplDBQeA?...

New haircut. Tbh it's not really my style, but it should grow out nice!

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" was a slick move from JC, but i bet anyone who'd ever been stoned to death felt real silly. Like huh? All we had to do was say "don't throw stones at me"? It was that easy? Kicking themselves, I bet. Bet they patched up that loophole real quick, too!

Geoff Keighley jumping up and down and screaming this in front of the camera but with a biiiiiiiiiiig smile on his face

Will find the time to put out a lil patreon update soon. got back from my America trip and immediately got ill, but got projects I want to get back into tackling soon. Might also try to put more energy into Album stuff sometime soon, really want to release more proper Music this year if I can.

Is it normal for life to feel like the periods Adam Sandler skipped in Click, except you're stuck spectating? Longing to be able to burst out of yourself, but knowing your circumstances need to drastically change in ways that are completely out of your reach? Ok that's not rly like Click at all tbh.

American snacks are really asking the hard-hitting questions 🤔

beatrice, using red text: i went to dumb asshole island, and everyone there knew you. battler: gggghgh! battler, internally: no, wait - there's a vulnerability. i just have to spin the chessboard around... battler: ...what were you doing on dumb asshole island? beatrice: hfffh!

Headin home from texas today. Spent most of the trip incapacitated with a weirdly long-lasting norovirus 😔

Maryland half of vacation is over. Some highlights: Saw fish. Ate Crab. Built Lego. Played Tron. Arriving in Texas now for the second half of the trip :)

Airport security cupped my balls three times (never hurts to triple-check, I guess) but didn't even rub my tummy ONCE 😠😠 dude what are they even PAYING you for, treat me RIGHT!!!!

I put up a lil poll on Patreon to pick tomorrow's feature. I'm about to leave on a 3-week trip, so it's very much a "pick the never-before-shared thing that's already on my computer so I can throw it online with minimal effort" situation, but at least you get to pick! www.patreon.com/posts/pick-t...

frustrating that R.E.P.O is actually very good. I (and others I know) had been scrolling past that ugly emoji completely uninterested, such a turnoff, who'd see it and think "I should click that". But it's actually super fun, best in the LeethyCump genre so far (coining a new term, hope u like it 🙂)

Amazing that just as I finish (and fall in love with) King's Field IV, I find out that there's a Lunacid prequel coming out next month that's built in the KF engine!! Lunacid was incredible, felt like a beautiful evolved offspring of KF, but really excited to see what this throwback has in store.

Brain's been absolute mush this week, and somehow the only media that's been able to hold me for longer than 5 minutes is the Japan-exclusive PS1 port of Ultima Underworld. If this had come out in English when I was a kid, I'd be an entirely different person. Take my white ass to the Stygian Abyss!!

Issues with Feb's Patreon feature, between a scrapped first attempt, to latency issues makin the whole thing not as good as I want. Lookin into an external recording setup for DAW vids. BUT can't fail my monthly plan on MONTH 2! May break the glass on a wild vid I've had up my sleeve just in case...

Been thinking about that late '00s - early '10s First-Party Nintendo kinda sound lately. 3DS my old friend!!

This is what I think of as a specific kind of ignorance that heavily affects young white guys who work in tech. It says “i don’t know about this, so I assume no one else does either.” It’s new to them, so it must be new to everybody!

Just put Bloodborne Sex (one of my fav non-YT vids) on YT. Will be gradually gathering up my best non-YT stuff and putting it there for posterity. If you never saw some of it, it MIGHT feel like a slew of new content over an uncharacteristically short period of time!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE9G...