this man is responsible for the single funniest 15 seconds in youtube history but to have the joke work you need to watch about 5 hours of flash games being played first

Can't believe I ended up literally doing it for free anyway 😩

Was considering a 2026 Media Thread, but the first game I played is bad in very deconstructable ways, but is also a little-known 1-person indie game where comprehensively slamming it would be mean. Unfortunately, talking harmless trash with your friends and moving on is often the only correct move 😔

Games of the Year 2025* thread! Extra emphasis on the sentence not starting with "Best" this year, because honestly I don't think I played very much. SO more just games that made a notable dent in my life in SOME way. (*as usual, it's games I PLAYED in 2025, not that CAME OUT in 2025)

I'm learning so much

A mysterious signal... an unknown holiday... What is "Christmas In July", and can it be repurposed for December? Does anyone know where I can buy a Blu-Ray player for under a hundred bucks? All of these questions answered and more, as we are now ReReDoin in December!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOhp...

Honestly, Gizmo kinda sucked, right? Swagless little lump. Lil boring ass. ALL he had going for him was the Novelty, if all that Gremlin shit hadn't gone down you can BET he'd have been in a box on the side of the road by february at the LATEST.

in hindsight, yeah, asking this right at the start of Midwest Furfest was a bit silly. BUT that's literally why i'm deferring to my furry followers, I don't know this stuff! I dont know what a furry is, i dont know about critters and things! But, to my understanding, a fursona is a type of utility.

It should be illegal to have to go back to work after vacation. Blue collar work is an exercise in misery at the best of times, but after the soul-nourishment of visiting beloved friends, it's like being squeaky clean and getting forcibly dunked and held down in murky black sludge forever and ever 😔

i KNOW a whole buncha furries follow me, I need recs from you! Pls recommend good commissionable artists who'd work with me through the fursona conceptualization/ref sheet development phase (i.e. animal & outfit refs but no developed visual identity). Need as many options to pick from as possible 😩

Ok. Plane landed. I'm normal now.

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The MOST horrifying thing about The US, by far: my doordasher was 6 feet away and I still had an option to make him go grab more things?? If I had, I truly believe his correct course of action would've been to continue to the door and throttle me to death. And in my Will i will leave him a 15% tip 😌

It's wild how "Jim Halpert" is an anagram of "Ralph Wiggum". You might think this is false, on account of there not being any G's among other things. But look a little closer.

JerryTerry is now entering the "Pooping At The Airport" limited-time event. We hinted at it pretty extensively with our "Stomach Cramps" ad campaign, but act fast because NOW is your one and only time to get in on the JerryTerry Pooping At The Airport action! Don't fall victim to FOMO!! waughhhhhhgg

about to board a 10-hour flight and having stomach cramps... ralph wiggum back of bus chuckles and in danger image. grok make a image of ralph wiggum chuckles in danger but he's is on a plane instead of a bus and his tummy hurts so so bad and it is a classic talph Wiggum Image please grock i need it

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

Can't believe I've been caught... I'm gonna get a bad grade in 7/11 😔 in many ways this is my 9/11 (but bad cos its not my birthday)

I have successfully passed on the curse

Just left Vancouver 😔 Legit love the place already, admittedly a good chunk of that is cos it's my first grid-city. But SUCH a nice place, I truly hope I can live here someday, I sincerely hope that's not a pipe-dream. I have GOT to plant my white ass in vancouver somehow 😩

dodge roll through the snow... in a two hand greatsword way...

Unfortunately the Amen Council has siezed the Clown Makeup Egg Cave. Now if you wish to use the Amen Break, you must paint the waveform of your chop-patterns on an egg and submit it to the Amen Cave. But watch out! If it matches an existing egg, you will be permanently downgraded to the Think Break!

Autumn in Vancouver! The leaves are falling, yet the boners are in full bloom 😍

Heard a baby on my flight, and instead of being annoyed I was filled with a genuine warmth and happiness and realized i was smiling. Being an uncle has COOKED my brain, man 😩

A strange visitor crash-landed in my garden 😱😱😱 but... I think we're friends? Only zapped me once or twice, but what's a lil zap between buds 😌 @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social

Every time I clear out my wardrobe to pack for a trip, this thing starts talking to me like the green goblin mask...

Heartbreaking that The Long Drive came out just a liiitle too early to be a Friendslop game. It's a crime there's no (GOOD, PROPERLY WORKING!!) multiplayer with proximity chat for it. RV There Yet is close, but def not the same vibe. I'm sure it's only a matter of time til someone nails it though 🙏

New haircut. I immediately miss my longer, fluffier old hair, but have to admit it was growing out super weird and goofy since it was cut by a workmate 😩 now it's a Professional Cut, I'm hoping it'll grow out a lil nicer!

Happy Halloween! You can tell by the effort involved that Tynk did not put this costume together herself.

By complete coincidence (I doubt she knows what bsky IS), minutes after my lil crashout, my very-offline sister messaged me having just watched Interpretation. The universe has a funny sense of humor lol. Guess I have no choice but to keep making stuff, so my nephews can grow up thinking I'm cool 😩

ok damn, even Clues By Sam has got my number, it seems 😔

"You dropped your gay card" is still unsurpassed, imo. YES the idea of a "Gay Card" is bizarre and unbelievable. But, in looking, the target has legitimized the notion. He has, in one swift gesture, both confirmed the existence of this ridiculous card AND admitted to being the owner of one. Sublime!

The reason I still find myself thinking about Interpretation so much is because there is ALWAYS a 5th Jerry who is SO SURE he could go back and fix it for real. My burden to bear. Constantly have to yank his leash and stop him from writing a 'Spiritual Successor'. It's not happening, man. Let it go!

As flawed as Interpretation was, my biggest lingering gripe is how yellow my teeth looked. Every shot had a big too-cold light + a warm side light that seemed to ONLY bounce off my teeth, making them look super yellow in post. Desperate to record a new vid just to subtly show my NOT YELLOW teeth LOL

As one of the most disorganized people in existence, being put on medication this year has been a true hurdle. I go off-meds constantly just because I forget, even if they're right in front of me. And if I set an alarm, I think "oh, my alarm, okay I'll take my meds in a sec!" and then forget 😩

Cursed with contradictory taste where I love certain styles but find "non-japanese thing using japanese text as aesthetic" super corny. Orientalism/fetishization, whatever, MY concern is I find it hacky & swagless. pls stop making COOL stylish apparel and plastering it with japanese text. for me?? 🥺

I hit an otherworldly burst on a video project that'd been stalled for a while. Sometimes it feels like some other, smarter person takes the reigns, fixes my problems, then leaves without imparting any long-term skills 😩 can make my best works feel like luck, but I'm happy that I can do it at all!

I realized it's thanks to the Patreon I've been able to hire artists I like to make certain assets (some you'll see soon + maybe others). Long-term goal was to hopefully be making enough budget for Very Ambitious vids, but even on a smaller scale it's paying off. Makes me feel a lot more optimistic.

The moment I realized that The Rock was not a real human being was when I found out he routinely pretends on social media that he’s never eaten at In-N-Out burger before and has documented himself trying it for the first time four separate times now

Thinking about it, a mug is the WORST place to put "Dont talk to me til I've had my coffee" in terms of efficacy. The MAJORITY of time pre-coffee is presumably spent NOT holding a mug. Only works while you're actively DRINKING, 5 mins of peace. Instead, try wearing a sign around your neck, perhaps 👍

This past year I've somehow become obsessed with "pingas" again. Cant stop saying it, cant stop thinking it. I DONT KNOW WHY. This morning i thought "I need a mug that says 'DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE SNOOPED AS USUAL' on it". Thats nothing! That's literally nothing!! put me down like a sick animal.

your best friend's tune. i hope you recognize it

KISS ME ❤️💙 I’M FEELING Ş̴͍͇̾͛͜O̸̮͓̞̦̜̜̪̯͉̱̳̮͚̫͇̤̣͐̈́͘ MUCH B̸E̶T̴T̷E̵R̴ KISS MEEEE ❤️💙 AND I CAN MAKE YOU S̷̨̢͈̳͓̰͖͇̺̹͉̹̗̝̳̠̊̈͑̋T̸̛͈͚̮͇̺͈̱͚̝̼̖̹̱̥̑̆͌R̸̡̧̟̝̹̩̹̣̭̲͚̭͙̝̜̩͚̿͒̈́̈́̐͆͐̀̈́͆̏̐̌̅̚̕O̷̢̢̢͇̩̯͚̱͉̯̞͎͖̤͌͐̽̉͌̈́̾̌̈́̆͘͝͝N̴͔͉̼͎̟͚̜̄̎̊̌͋̓́̇̈́͌̌͒̆̂̓̕͝G̸̨̛̠̲̭̩͕̹͊̌͌̊̆̓̿͊̓͒͌ #art #creepypasta #horror #analog

you're all WRONG Cortney's looking at the first ever public release of her web comic! That's right! You can read the first chapter of Cortney and Benny Time: The Perfect Weekend now! For free! Click on the link to read 84 pages of slice of life funny romance! globalcomix.com/c/cortney-an...

big big fan of the Seaman shirt here. these rock, def worth checkin out!

Just had a really fun merch idea. Damn I've been meaning to do some shirts eventually, I had some basic designs in mind but this fun one really makes me want to pursue the idea more actively...

One of Lara Crofts first ever character-establishing moments is her gunning down a pack of wolves she accidentally unleashed on her mountain guide after they’ve already mauled him to death and I think that’s an incredible way to introduce your protagonist

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